Nairobi

[Vanilla4]

I have seen a lot of good looking ladies deteriorate badly after giving birth.

I think this is a form of natural birth rate control.

[Mombie75]

Its your place, you can bring in anybody you want. Be prepared to wait a fucking eternity for your Eastland chic to get to you in Westlands. She will take a matatu and have to transfer at least once, and suffer thru traffic along with leaving late in the first place. Her head will be spinning about if she is wasting her time, if she has to fuck, what will you give her, blah-blah. If you want her at 7 tell to meet by 5.

Haha exactly, 5 pm in Kenya means anything between 4 and 9. In fact what I do now is tell them a place and time to meet and then wait until they ring me and say they are there waiting, then I head off myself. Traffic is biggest down side to Nairobi followed by accommodation being overpriced for what you get, but, at least the women make up for it. 3 weeks and counting for me.

[Terry09]

She'd had a baby which is now 2 years old and ffs she hadn't bothered to even try to get back her slimline figure, her tit's though still huge were like fallen soldiers other than that she still had the looks going for her when dressed and she did dress well. She lay on the bed afterwards and some slow kissing and talking took place and everything was on offer but to this moment I cannot think why I couldn't get it up for her. I'd come all this way to be totally let down by one of the best fucks I've ever had all because of how she'd gone down the tubes. Realising something was wrong she asked me to tell her but I couldn't bring myself to tell her so I went at her half heartedly by going down on her, rimming her ass with my tongue licking her pussy and sucking in her clit which she obviously loved. Still I couldn't bear the thought of trying to fuck her so I told her I was really tired after the flight and wanted to sleep. Lying there I made up my mind to tell her everything in the morning and when we went for breakfast and it was then I told her how I was upset by how she'd let herself go after childbirth which didn't go down to well. After breakfast back to the room and again she tried it on with stripping in front of me as I lay on the bed. I had taken Kamagra before breakfast hoping it would do the trick and get me aroused enough to fuck her but no, it didn't work. I don't blame the kamagra, I blame my frame of mind. When we first met this was a woman who was 5'7" weighed around 65 kg's had those whopping 44 DD's on an athletic frame and boy could she fuck. Now she'd turned into an 80+kg woman with more ripples on her tummy than you'd see on the sea, the bottom ripple almost fell over her clit. I then decided that it was time to let go once and for all and let her go on her way. She tried the usual "oh but why, is my appearance so bad that you're ashamed to be seen with me" crap. Yeah it was but who am I to say anything about anyone else. I'd realised I'd made a mistake and should've listened to my gut feeling. Of course I gave her taxi money to leave but she tried her best to stay until I lost it and called security from the reception to come and escort her out of the room. If looks could kill I'd have been burnt to a cinder.

Eish! Reading this I have to say I also feel for this woman, yes you should have burnt to a cinder. However I know what you mean because I have seen a lot of good looking ladies deteriorate badly after giving birth.

[Naked Gunz]

Has anyone stayed at pride inn in westlands, is it GF? Nothing coming uo on the search bar.

I did stay there previously, and that was at least two years ago. I think it has new ownership, but back then (and maybe still is) a Muslim hotel. There was no bar. I still brought in my booze and flooze, but as I always roll low key, they never gave me a problem. Although it can be a bit of a gamble, ABB is the only way to go cause you don't have to deal with the eyes as you roll in with chic number 5 for the week and anybody's hotel rules. Don't play cheap like 35 k, get a decent place for at least 47.

Woodmere is the place to go, but you fucking guys think you need to be living right next to the club for some reason. If budget is not a problem, another great place is Renata on Ralph Bunch Rd. Near town. Very nice, but is a bit noisy, and if your next to the kitchen then just forget any kind of tranquility.

[Naked Gunz]

If you're a fan of fat asses (like me) you can go crazy. The dimensions on some of these chicks are ridiculous. There's waitress at brew bistro who was the epitome of slim thick she looked like a size 8 with two soccer balls. Sometimes just the girl watching is worth the trip. About ABB I saw a lot of bedrooms in nice houses, I wonder how they'll feel about you bringing an eastlands girl to westlands? I never used abb before so I don't know how that would work unless you rented the whole house.

Its your place, you can bring in anybody you want. Be prepared to wait a fucking eternity for your Eastland chic to get to you in Westlands. She will take a matatu and have to transfer at least once, and suffer thru traffic along with leaving late in the first place. Her head will be spinning about if she is wasting her time, if she has to fuck, what will you give her, blah-blah. If you want her at 7 tell to meet by 5.

[Member #4589]

If you're a fan of fat asses (like me) you can go crazy. The dimensions on some of these chicks are ridiculous. There's waitress at brew bistro who was the epitome of slim thick she looked like a size 8 with two soccer balls. Sometimes just the girl watching is worth the trip. About ABB I saw a lot of bedrooms in nice houses, I wonder how they'll feel about you bringing an eastlands girl to westlands? I never used abb before so I don't know how that would work unless you rented the whole house.

Good to know these women are indeed endowed in the booty. I picked the right place.

As per ABB, I rented out the entire place. No need to be thrifty in Nairobi. There's a favorable exchange rate. I know some hotels are GF friendly but I just prefer total privacy.

Got my myself a nice 1 bedroom room in one of the high rise towers for a competitive price.

[Member #4589]

For security reasons I save the hotel for the trip wrap up when I'm stateside Tuesday. I went to the one in Westlands.

I understand about the security part. I'll keep a lookout when you return.

Good to know Brew Bistro is right around my ABB.

[Triple Darknes]

Which hotel bar did you check out? I've also heard really good things about Brew Bistro. I see there are two of them. One on Ngoni Rd and one in westlands. Which is the one to check out?

For security reasons I save the hotel for the trip wrap up when I'm stateside Tuesday. I went to the one in Westlands.

[Triple Darknes]

Getting really excited for my trip. Been reading the forum pretty extensively (although the information gets dated easily as there isn't a large volume of information when compared to other places e. G. Thailand, DR, Brazil etc). It's a shame that I'll be coming during rainy season, either way, I plan on having a blast. If these Kenyan ladies have the big bubbly booties I've heard so much about then this will be a really, really, fun trip.

I'm also glad I'm getting a good Air Bnb instead of using a hotel. I prefer the privacy.

I'll have to see which is better. Nairobi or Jo'Burg.

If you're a fan of fat asses (like me) you can go crazy. The dimensions on some of these chicks are ridiculous. There's waitress at brew bistro who was the epitome of slim thick she looked like a size 8 with two soccer balls. Sometimes just the girl watching is worth the trip. About ABB I saw a lot of bedrooms in nice houses, I wonder how they'll feel about you bringing an eastlands girl to westlands? I never used abb before so I don't know how that would work unless you rented the whole house.

[Mombie75]

I lived next to brew bistro on Ngong road for a year but never went in, I have heard good things about it though will def give it a try next month.

[Member #4589]

Although hotels in Nairobi west are cheap and girl friendly Air be&be or serviced apartments are the way to go. Due to a mix up and noob issues I didn't stay at a apartment on Mombasa road. The last place to go is to anyplace in the CBD. There's traffic jams worse than anything in New York.

Due to a local recommendation I hit up brew bistro. The women were smoking. The food was on the level of Applebee's but it was more expensive than Applebee's. Was also hindered by bringing sand to beach (I bought along a tinder date) getting numbers was easy though plenty of semi pros and non pros.

I also can't recommend any massage parlors. I had to beg one for a HJ. Two others I asked straight up about FS and was told that even a HJ wasn't on the menu. At one I did get a haircut and shave, and had an interesting conversation about Kenya and America. Went to the hotel bar and considered getting a threesome from a chick at the bar and the girl I was with decided that one was enough.

Which hotel bar did you check out? I've also heard really good things about Brew Bistro. I see there are two of them. One on Ngoni Rd and one in westlands. Which is the one to check out?

[Triple Darknes]

Although hotels in Nairobi west are cheap and girl friendly Air be&be or serviced apartments are the way to go. Due to a mix up and noob issues I didn't stay at a apartment on Mombasa road. The last place to go is to anyplace in the CBD. There's traffic jams worse than anything in New York.

Due to a local recommendation I hit up brew bistro. The women were smoking. The food was on the level of Applebee's but it was more expensive than Applebee's. Was also hindered by bringing sand to beach (I bought along a tinder date) getting numbers was easy though plenty of semi pros and non pros.

I also can't recommend any massage parlors. I had to beg one for a HJ. Two others I asked straight up about FS and was told that even a HJ wasn't on the menu. At one I did get a haircut and shave, and had an interesting conversation about Kenya and America. Went to the hotel bar and considered getting a threesome from a chick at the bar and the girl I was with decided that one was enough.

[Mombie75]

Has anyone stayed at pride inn in westlands, is it GF? Nothing coming uo on the search bar.

[BobBlack]

Thinking I was doing the right thing by going back to Nairobi when I told myself last time never again, I ended up going back to meet up with an old flame. That's why I had told myself never again, should have listened, but no, I know best. Instead of previous times and the female meeting me at JKI I told her to meet me at the Safari Park on Thika Road, it was already pre-booked and I arrived there around midnight and at reception I was told my wife was already in the room. My wife? Eh WTF is this. Anyway onward to my room with a porter, trying the door which was locked I turned to the porter and gave him 500 shillings to disappear. The door opened and there she was, as radiant as I ever remembered, huge smile arms out to be held and kissed and that feeling of those 44 DD's pushing against me, hands immediately down to hold her ass and pull her in. But as usual unpack a few things and to the shower, where she joined me. What happened then I don't know but my semi was instantly lost after seeing her standing there. She'd had a baby which is now 2 years old and ffs she hadn't bothered to even try to get back her slimline figure, her tit's though still huge were like fallen soldiers other than that she still had the looks going for her when dressed and she did dress well. She lay on the bed afterwards and some slow kissing and talking took place and everything was on offer but to this moment I cannot think why I couldn't get it up for her. I'd come all this way to be totally let down by one of the best fucks I've ever had all because of how she'd gone down the tubes. Realising something was wrong she asked me to tell her but I couldn't bring myself to tell her so I went at her half heartedly by going down on her, rimming her ass with my tongue licking her pussy and sucking in her clit which she obviously loved. Still I couldn't bear the thought of trying to fuck her so I told her I was really tired after the flight and wanted to sleep. Lying there I made up my mind to tell her everything in the morning and when we went for breakfast and it was then I told her how I was upset by how she'd let herself go after childbirth which didn't go down to well. After breakfast back to the room and again she tried it on with stripping in front of me as I lay on the bed. I had taken Kamagra before breakfast hoping it would do the trick and get me aroused enough to fuck her but no, it didn't work. I don't blame the kamagra, I blame my frame of mind. When we first met this was a woman who was 5'7" weighed around 65 kg's had those whopping 44 DD's on an athletic frame and boy could she fuck. Now she'd turned into an 80+kg woman with more ripples on her tummy than you'd see on the sea, the bottom ripple almost fell over her clit. I then decided that it was time to let go once and for all and let her go on her way. She tried the usual "oh but why, is my appearance so bad that you're ashamed to be seen with me" crap. Yeah it was but who am I to say anything about anyone else. I'd realised I'd made a mistake and should've listened to my gut feeling. Of course I gave her taxi money to leave but she tried her best to stay until I lost it and called security from the reception to come and escort her out of the room. If looks could kill I'd have been burnt to a cinder.

I decided after an hour or so to walk down to TRM and see if there was anything interesting going on down there and to my surprise there was. I walked round a few shops looking at prices of stuff and also looking at the talent that was walking around. There wasn't much as it was a Monday so I knew it wouldn't be busy but I had to pass the time with no one to chat with. As I walked past the Samsung shop near the entrance this woman caught my eye so I strolled into the shop to make it look as if I was interested in something but wanting a closer look at this female. Her profile was good figure was good, not carrying a lot of weight so I was standing in such a position as she spoke to a saleslady that she'd bump into me when she turned which she did do and I said "oops sorry about that" and she replied "that's ok it was my fault not looking where I'm going" as she held her now repaired phone in her hand I casually asked her using one of my older lines if she was looking for my number. She said she wouldn't mind at all so I said would you like to join me in Java for a coffee and she agreed. Some small chit chat, a few laughs and jokes later and we were getting along very well. I asked if she'd like to join me at Safari for a drink but she said she had to go home as it was her day off and she must collect things for her mother but she'd call me later. She surprisingly did so and when she arrived at Safari and walked through to the bar area I was totally astounded at the transformation from being very nice to absolutely stunning. Again we sat with a wine and a beer and after a few drinks I said I had to go to the toilet and she said she needed to go as well. So naturally I invited her to use my rooms toilet so off we went to my room and she used the toilet and when she came out I went in, on coming out she was looking out the window with her arms folded so I tried the usual of slipping my arms round her and then kissing her neck and that was the start of what had started out for me as unpleasant day into one of the best turnarounds I've ever had. I was all over her and she didn't resist, her kissing skills left a little to be desired but the body skills she had were incredible. Those were some of the best hours I have spent in Kenya. So having thought I'd blown it early morning to this was a fantastic experience which naturally I held onto. The only downside was her working hours were so unpredictable sometimes she'd only rock up at 10 pm and want to eat and sleep other days she'd come at 5 pm and say she wasn't busy, then it was all out bed, eat, drink then bed again. That carried on for my ten days that I spent there. Safari Inn isn't cheap but I do like my comfort and it was ok. The lesson I learnt was listen to your gut feeling and you won't go far wrong. Plus the fact of asking how much she made in a good week and getting the answer of 20 k made it even more pleasant for a 10 day stay.

[Naked Gunz]

On my last visit to Nairobi, I did as I promised in forum, I visited Down Town hotel to collect information about them. No service charge.

Another suggestion is Parkside Hotel https://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Re...l-Nairobi.html#REVIEWS.

Which I see a lot of people stay despite it being so fucking old. Its right around the corner. No offence but I don't understand why people stay in such lousy run down places because they are in town- especially now that the real good times in town are over (Madhouse, F2 and Simmers are gone) and rely on in town pussy. Particularly Kenya veterans. I just don't get it.