Nairobi

[Neddy69]

Need more information on this please.

Buy yourself an airticket to Addis. The airport code is ADD. But before. Read the Bradt Guide on Ethiopia by far the best. Read through all the posts in the ISG Ethiopia forum. Read books on the history, geography and study the climate charts. Learn basic Tigrinya Oromo and Amharic. Plan you route with Aircraft and public bus systems. Mark all important points SWs Clubs etc on Google maps. And you're done. Thats what I did.

Neddy.

[Cynicalist]

Planning the epic Ethiopian Shag tour.

Need more information on this please.

[Rwenotmen]

Willyboy's right! -- nobody's going to fall for your scam site bullshit, GTFOH! Hahahaha!

I am a Nairobian, born & raised here. I also drive uber part time and have seen how the tourists love the local black and slim ladies.

I created an escort site where you get a girl of your choice according to age, services, location, a clear photo and her phone number. The girls offers both incall & outcall services.

Now you can come for the safari in Africa.

https://www.nairobidivas.net

[Willyboy]

I am a Nairobian, born & raised here. I also drive uber part time and have seen how the tourists love the local black and slim ladies.

I created an escort site where you get a girl of your choice according to age, services, location, a clear photo and her phone number. The girls offers both incall & outcall services.

Now you can come for the safari in Africa.

https://www.nairobidivas.net

All photos are copy from adder websites like Kenyaraha end 10 adder sites.

[John Auro]

I stayed for a few days in NBO (Nairobi) in Westland area. I have not been here for about 10 years. This place got fairly expensive. E. g. Hotel Embassy was at that time 20€ now about 50€.

A pizza at a Mall, costs you about 1000 ksh = 10€.

A meal will be about 800 ksh! You get a lunch meal already for 600 ksh in Europe! I asked waitress at Westgate Mall how much she earns. 16.000 Ksh she said, which is 150€/ month. Ok noisy downtown near River road will be different, cheap food like always.

NBO got safe at least in an area like Westlands, etc. Motobike taxi (BodaBoda) from 100 ksh on, Uber taxi from 150 ksh, great thing this Uber. What a nightmare on the old days when taxi drivers assembled before restaurants and hotels and would hunt f their customers even asking 500 ksh f short distances. They preferred sitting f 2 hours silently in the car without moving, once they had their prey they were merciless.

Went to "Black Diamond Club" on Sunday 10 pm. Nice ambience, all kind of girls, great life band.

Great music sometimes at "The Alchemist" a kind of modern beer garden, mostly for couples. Sunday afternoon with life band.

Same with "K1" a modern beer garden, cute people, and flee market on Sundays and a Hotel too on the premises.

But as I told, am still missing a substitute for old Florida atmosphere!! Anybody knows?

But not to compare with mad Florida Disco in the old days, where 1/2 naked girls squirrelled around. Have no idea to which hot disco they are heading now.

John.

Ok will post some cute sexy photo under "Mombasa" for your eyes.

[Grego62]

Hi all,

This is my first report here and hopefully not my last. I'm going to try and update every day as long as I don't get distracted. LOL.

Well I arrived yesterday via Mombassa airport and via Nairobi. I flew with fly 540 from Nairobi and will never fly with them again. The flight was delayed by 2 hrs but I count myself lucky as some people were waiting for over 6 hrs. Terminal 2 in Nairobi is not a nice place.

When the flight left the plane lurched of the airport and they turned off all the lights in the plane so we were. Left in complete darkness until we reached altitude. I've never experienced anything like it and I hope I never will. So avoid fly 540 if you value your life.

Arrived at Mombasa airport and was picked up by the airbnb hosts dodgy taxi driver friend who tried to charge me 3000 kes to take me to cowrie shells. Thank fuck for the forum so I told him what the rate was and he left an unhappy man.

Day 2 started with a weird breakfast at the restaurant here andf then I fired up the phone and got badoo going. Not allot of luck with Badoo, plenty of fishing but no fish yet.

I got bored and went to the naivas shopping centre and topped up the phone and bought some groceries.

Plenty of sexy women at the shopping centre.

Feeling adventurous I took a tuktuk to mtwapa. I loved the ride as I was excited to finally get to see the place. It was pretty busy in Mtwapa and women all over the place. I saw even more working women as I went down the side street which leads to hibiscus.

To this date I have not handled any women. I was sort of offered a meet up from a chick on wechat but declined as I felt she was more of a professional and I did not want to do this before I tried the clubs in Mtwapa. I'm just on my way to Mtwapa as it's getting close to the best time to go to Casaurinas. LOL.

See you all soon.

[Member #4717]

Thank you bro for the info.

I stayed before in Parklands for 2 days in a business visit, so I were sleeping early with no chance to check the night life there.

So I'm confident about the room quality compared to the offered room rate, at least it's good enough for the laid.

Thank you again.

Do not stay at Sirona. I am pretty sure it is a shithole.

At Parklands Shade, there will be girls for sure, and it is very central so if you don't find anyone there, then you can move around very quickly with an uber to get what you want.

Not sure about room quality though.

[ChumpPlum]

Hi guys,

Regarding Parklands Shade club, Does the nightclub usually have WGs looking for customers there.

I was thinking to stay in Parklands shade, which could be an ideal hotel to pick and fuck in the same place / hotel.

Another friend advised me about Sirona Hotel in Parklands, as another good option.

I saw some reviews about Sirona describe the place as brothel!

I'm a little confused in fact.

Do not stay at Sirona. I am pretty sure it is a shithole.

At Parklands Shade, there will be girls for sure, and it is very central so if you don't find anyone there, then you can move around very quickly with an uber to get what you want.

Not sure about room quality though.

[Member #4717]

I lost months and a lot of money until I realize this simple fact, and even if you met her after you just landed don't tell her that she is your first experience in the country, you are giving her the hope to rip you off.

Very wise words bro!

Rule for black Africa: never have girls waiting for you when you land. Such girls will think they have a discoverer right over you. You'll waste days and money getting rid of them. The 1st disco you'll visit on your 1st night will show you 10 times more girls 10 times better-looking than the pre-booked ones.

[Member #4717]

Hi guys,

Regarding Parklands Shade club, Does the nightclub usually have WGs looking for customers there.

I was thinking to stay in Parklands shade, which could be an ideal hotel to pick and fuck in the same place / hotel.

Another friend advised me about Sirona Hotel in Parklands, as another good option.

I saw some reviews about Sirona describe the place as brothel!

I'm a little confused in fact.

[WiseHustler]

Gentlemen.

Must see educational video offers excellent insight in the mindsets of kenchics.

https://youtu.be/DUPguWeW2gw

https://youtu.be/1RgYBXNCa64

https://youtu.be/uJIpE5wT_Ec

Enjoy.

And. Before you fall in love. Never forget. It's only about pesa pesa pesa.

Absolutely spot on! Well at least women do tell the truth here, unlike many European (Ukraine, Slovenia, etc) & Indian girls.

[Neddy69]

Gentlemen.

Must see educational video offers excellent insight in the mindsets of kenchics.

https://youtu.be/DUPguWeW2gw

https://youtu.be/1RgYBXNCa64

https://youtu.be/uJIpE5wT_Ec

Enjoy.

And. Before you fall in love. Never forget. It's only about pesa pesa pesa.

[Rwenotmen]

I've checked the details of hotels for Nairobi on here but can't seem to find any recommendations fro the westland area that are not over $100 per night. Is this a normal price for this area. I've been looking at the hotel Emerald which is OK but expensive compared to other places. I'm so spoilt by Thailand and Pattaya prices and choice.

This is the trouble with going with hotels in a place like Kenya: there's so much dirty money here from China, Russia, even Greece, plus it's the second biggest country to open shell companies (the US is 1st -- Go 'Murica!) that it's inflating all kinds of high-price commodities like property, hotels and 'luxury' goods in the country.

That's the truth of Kenyan economic 'strength': it's the money-laundry capitol of Africa.

Sorry for the economics lesson. Back to AirBnB.

I can't speak for the coast, but I've done several Nairobi rentals.

Although you do have to be careful with dubious listings -- everywhere, not just in Kenya. But especially here. -- the more you're paying over $25, your chance of falling into dumps goes DOWN exponentially.

The biggest headache you'll run into for such places is over-pricing. But for the same reasons hotels try to stick it to us: e. G. Paying for name or reputation over quality; paying for location over amenities; hosts that provide the most basic amenities, but still equal to what you would get in a much-higher-priced hotel, etc.

I've rented several under-$20 spots, and you get what you pay for. If you need or expect anything fancy, you'll be sorely disappointed. Still, the places I've rented are safe (-ish), clean, conveniently located, large in space (one 1 BR flat had walk-in closets. I've never seen that, ever, in Kenya. Of course, the building was old as fcuk). Only one of them was actually worth more than its price, barely, because it offered some amenities that a few over-$20 places did not.

Although I don't recommend going under-20, especially if you're new to (under) developed countries like Kenya, the best way to screen ABB listings is like screening dating profiles:

It's more important what's NOT shown. For example, if there's no pic of the toilet, tub or bathroom, the bathroom is going to be a shitroom.

Some places list fake pics. Duh! Be skeptical. The fewer number of pics, be more skeptical.

If you see any listing saying they have a hottub (yup, go search for that), fcuk it.

If you're ready to take the plunge, book ONE night. This way, you limit the risk. Have a Plan-be spot queued to book if the first one isn't good enough.

Avoid any listing that posts more pics about tourist attractions than about the apt itself.

Beware that the better / best under-20 spots are on the 4th or 5th floor of a no-elevator building. The apt & views are usually worth it, but in exchange for exercise. The hosts are supposed to put that in the description, but. This is Kenya.

[Naked Gunz]

I'm so spoilt by Thailand and Pattaya prices and choice.

There in lies the reality that this is by far not Thailand, hehe. AirBnB protects you from walk of shame, but if you go cheap with ABB in Kenya, you could wind up in a dump that the owner won't even meet you at, you need to keep a close eye on prepaid electrical (a pain in the ass), lazy security, no heat (its cold in Sep.), and on, and on. Read my post on Emerald. Not a bad place really. You just have to accept that this is Africa, and you need to tolerate 50 to 75 yo hotels to get into that juicy black booty.

[Vanilla4]

Use an Airbnb.

My first African soiree.

So I'm a long term lurker here and really appreciate the trip details on this site.

I'm going to be in Mtwapa and Bamburi from October 28. Nairobi in middle November. Its my first time to Africa but I love those African girls. I've traveled allot to Thailand and Philippines and am not unused to mongering. But I will be careful. I've booked the first 4 days in a airbnb apartment in Bamburi beach and then will explore for other options. I will try and run an updated trip report as I go along as I feel the need to add to the forum. Updates as I go.

I've checked the details of hotels for Nairobi on here but can't seem to find any recommendations fro the westland area that are not over $100 per night. Is this a normal price for this area. I've been looking at the hotel Emerald which is OK but expensive compared to other places. I'm so spoilt by Thailand and Pattaya prices and choice.