Nairobi

[Triple Darknes]

I cancelled my Tinder Gold subscription shortly before coming to Kenya. What's the deal with credit card renewal? Any danger of their pulling the automatic renewal trick to help themselves to your credit card ever after?

Tinder didn't work that well for me in Uganda. Girls either didn't come or played offended when I broached the topic of "transport money".

Couldn't you just cancel the recurring charges on the credit card?

By the way with the Kenyan economy slowing down. With all this debt there's no way they can defend the K shilling. The business papers are saying it's at least 20% overvalued everyone is expecting the exchange to go to at least 106 to the dollar.

Trip.

[Triple Darknes]

So I arrived Fri. And I have had 3 in 4 days thus far. I could have had number 4 tonight, but I'm feeling stingy, and kinda tire of haggling down from ridiculous pricing, and also want to pace myself. Will get her later because of her big tits. I have proven my point that the way to go with these women is using apps. I have not tried the clubs, bars so far. That will be Fri. Sat. When my friend gets here.

There is a chic with the most beautiful ass on Tinder, and with T Gold you can see who has swiped right on you, and she did. I got her Whatsapp, and put her in my database for arrival. When I got in Fri. , I texted her, and video chat verified her, and she said I'm ready. OH MAN, that chic, who is not Kenyan, has the most beautiful ass I have seen in a long time. There are nice asses running around here, but not all are combined with a tiny waist, which makes any true ass lover weak in the knees. She had all that, and she wore sexy heels which made it even more hot. She also had this face for a 25 yo, so she is the complete package. She has a job, so availability is not abundant. I had two shots for 5 k, and uber which was 500 each way. Just the visual of her doggie style will put a couple more inches on your boy, she really needs to be on a site. Grabbing the phat bunda with your hands while in mish is just mah-ve-lus!

I went on a dinner date with a non-pro Sat. , and she was extremely tired from work, but took the time to see me. I cut her loose, and she came over the next day, and more than made up for Sat. Night with two very good GFE shags. She is into me, and she stayed about 24 hours, and we talked and laughed the entire time. Once I get tired of hunting I will just focus on her. She is traveled, intelligent, and fucking hot with the makeup. She asked me to go to Naivasha to some sort of festival this weekend. She told me you may dump me when you see all the hot women at the festival. Note to mongers in the area, that might be an option.

Number three (raised dress in the pic) lives kinda close, and while using the apps, sites, focus on how far the chics are away from you. They are way more inclined to come if you are close, which makes for easier pay day. I look for hot bodies, within my area, and go from there. They will alays ask for at least 10 k upfront. Just emphasize you have been there before and you know what is fair. Go from there. I have one coming in the morning from Eastlands with huge F bra tits, but she aint pretty. I just want to play with dem tities. The Fri. Chic would not allow pics yet, maybe next time, but I found a pic from 2017 that is pretty close to what I had.

The non-pro explained how taxes are going up for everybody, and they sent in undercover interns to KRA to report back, and they subsequently cleaned it up. I didn't know the street vendors are paying taxes! There are a couple stunners on Tinder, and Blendr, and obviously hoes I want to get, and then just settle in with a non pro, because its always haggling over the raising prices here, which ruins the mood because they try to take you for a fool. My next steps are some of the massage places I used to visit, and Amboseli Lane, Apples, Liedos, and bar negotiations. My data base of women have gained weight, had babies, or whatever else. I don't have time right now, not staying my usual 30 days.

I can concur with the taxes. Kenyatta got to get that nut for the SGR they are taxing vendors now and the price of food is through the roof.

If you want 9's and 10's a noob is going to be charged 100 and it's hard (but not impossible) to pay less than 40. It is what it is. You could try to get cut rate prices in Navasha or Nakuru but the choice girls go to Nai or MBA to hustle so there's that.

Like you said it's conservative in Africa they could've went the Thai walking street route but they simply don't want to. That's the reason there's no high end point and click brothels out here.

Trip.

[Naked Gunz]

I cancelled my Tinder Gold subscription shortly before coming to Kenya. What's the deal with credit card renewal? Any danger of their pulling the automatic renewal trick to help themselves to your credit card ever after?
Tinder didn't work that well for me in Uganda. Girls either didn't come or played offended when I broached the topic of "transport money".

T Gold works for me here, Indonesia and the Phils. It, does not work at all, in the US. As I sit here, I am getting "Likes", 2 and 3 at a time. If your done just cancel, and renew when your ready to play the game again. I assume the Ugandans are broke and can't really afford smartphones. Then in that case, it makes sense you will have more opportunities in the clubs, and the street.

I will retire to the Phils eventually to use that as my base of operations, using that place as a springboard for travels. I don't know X, it seems you have to fine tune your monger game, and be sensitive to what works for you, and your limitations including your looks and your budget, where it works or not, and with whom-or who, whichever is correct. You left kinda pissed, when the point is to leave satisfied. You seemed like you had fun in FKK, but I did not even try that because there were none in Kiel, and think I would have bad service because of some racism. I did not want to leave Germany pissed over pussy, so the play is to not even try. I'm also adjusting my Kenya game, by not coming here as often as I used to, and trying Uganda, and TZ. The guys here have not answered you, but you maybe should have tried Mombasa first.

I mean in the end, in the 3rd world, the chics going to want to have some dignity after fucking a stranger for money. An extra five bucks for transport after your coming all that way to fuck is kinda like fighting the whole process. OK, so if that's what it will take, then get less women, and go to a movie or something. As I said, once I shag enough, I will focus on one to avoid the bullshit of fighting over money and figuring out logistics of getting her in and out. After all, it beats fighting over money to somebody your married to for a lifetime, that only ends up taking your shit after so many years. Just my 02 cent.

[XXL]

I cancelled my Tinder Gold subscription shortly before coming to Kenya. What's the deal with credit card renewal? Any danger of their pulling the automatic renewal trick to help themselves to your credit card ever after?

Tinder didn't work that well for me in Uganda. Girls either didn't come or played offended when I broached the topic of "transport money".

[Naked Gunz]

So I arrived Fri. And I have had 3 in 4 days thus far. I could have had number 4 tonight, but I'm feeling stingy, and kinda tire of haggling down from ridiculous pricing, and also want to pace myself. Will get her later because of her big tits. I have proven my point that the way to go with these women is using apps. I have not tried the clubs, bars so far. That will be Fri. Sat. When my friend gets here.

There is a chic with the most beautiful ass on Tinder, and with T Gold you can see who has swiped right on you, and she did. I got her Whatsapp, and put her in my database for arrival. When I got in Fri. , I texted her, and video chat verified her, and she said I'm ready. OH MAN, that chic, who is not Kenyan, has the most beautiful ass I have seen in a long time. There are nice asses running around here, but not all are combined with a tiny waist, which makes any true ass lover weak in the knees. She had all that, and she wore sexy heels which made it even more hot. She also had this face for a 25 yo, so she is the complete package. She has a job, so availability is not abundant. I had two shots for 5 k, and uber which was 500 each way. Just the visual of her doggie style will put a couple more inches on your boy, she really needs to be on a site. Grabbing the phat bunda with your hands while in mish is just mah-ve-lus!

I went on a dinner date with a non-pro Sat. , and she was extremely tired from work, but took the time to see me. I cut her loose, and she came over the next day, and more than made up for Sat. Night with two very good GFE shags. She is into me, and she stayed about 24 hours, and we talked and laughed the entire time. Once I get tired of hunting I will just focus on her. She is traveled, intelligent, and fucking hot with the makeup. She asked me to go to Naivasha to some sort of festival this weekend. She told me you may dump me when you see all the hot women at the festival. Note to mongers in the area, that might be an option.

Number three (raised dress in the pic) lives kinda close, and while using the apps, sites, focus on how far the chics are away from you. They are way more inclined to come if you are close, which makes for easier pay day. I look for hot bodies, within my area, and go from there. They will alays ask for at least 10 k upfront. Just emphasize you have been there before and you know what is fair. Go from there. I have one coming in the morning from Eastlands with huge F bra tits, but she aint pretty. I just want to play with dem tities. The Fri. Chic would not allow pics yet, maybe next time, but I found a pic from 2017 that is pretty close to what I had.

The non-pro explained how taxes are going up for everybody, and they sent in undercover interns to KRA to report back, and they subsequently cleaned it up. I didn't know the street vendors are paying taxes! There are a couple stunners on Tinder, and Blendr, and obviously hoes I want to get, and then just settle in with a non pro, because its always haggling over the raising prices here, which ruins the mood because they try to take you for a fool. My next steps are some of the massage places I used to visit, and Amboseli Lane, Apples, Liedos, and bar negotiations. My data base of women have gained weight, had babies, or whatever else. I don't have time right now, not staying my usual 30 days.

[Naked Gunz]

My biggest complaint about online is photos are often not an accurate representation of what the girl is like in person. and perhaps leaving a business card with them would be an effective way to drum up interesting dates? If urban Kenyan culture, is there an understanding that a 'date' would likely result in some sort of mutually beneficial transaction no matter whether the man is white, black tourist, or black local? Do girls who become regulars treat you like a friend after a while if you are nice to them and give better deals? Sorry for the newbie sounding questions but your thoughts and experiences might be interesting to many. Onojid, how do you source your girls? If online, how early in advance of your arrival do you get started? Thanks so much guys for your valuable, interesting, and entertaining posts.

Actually, I have only been catfished one time in years of Kenya mongering. I don't know if that happens often in your monger spots. The only way you really see a diff (IMO) is if the girl had money at the time to put an attractive pic up. If she is broke when she shows up, no weave, no makeup, no nice clothes. That's actually in your benefit because price should be lower. You know, I can see that you guys are really seeing the women here as objects, and forgetting how this is a very conservative country. You don't RTFF, don't know women, and really don't know Black women. Got no game. Once with you, they going to be thought of as a hoe, long after your gone. That's what they are asking you to pay for with crazy prices. Of course some don't care if they a pro, but a job is hard to find, and a good rep hard to keep. The word out that she goes with foreigner won't help her position. A business card in passing may help, but don't expect to stop and chat in unless your a hot dude, esp in CBD. I'm Black, and it does not work for me either.

[Rwenotmen]

Your story sounds interesting but I thought this club is shut down. Google maps stated is closed and also can find some reports on kenyatalk forums people saying its shut down many people get drugged here with mchele before looks like it was completely shit hole place.

I follow message about Kenya and always be surprised with the report some people send.

I know New Stanley and the other upgrade hotels and I know when you invited a nairobi lady to New Stanley or Serena you pay the high price because they also know the hotels.

New Stanley have a very strict security and bringing a lady inside get always attention from the staff special the SW because of the style.

This are story tellers who want to take attention and that is why I only read but this last one is not real.

Good catch, NGong and Pokeris! Got to call bullshit now on all that person's posts. Doesn't help that he (she?) is a new member.

I remember the shock and heartbreak I felt when I read on Kenya Talk that Batis has been closed, soon before 2019 August 21, proof:

https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?...mchezo.120208/

I felt so crushed second only to Simmers' demise. When Batis closed, I knew for certain then that the era of CBD mongering was over.

And I can attest that it was NOT a shithole--it was on par with Simmers, but a notch or two below in rating. (For those old enough to remember what a REAL shithole was, think back to Modern Green.).

Sure, you weren't going to find girls 8, 9's or 10's in terms of looks; but in terms of 'service' and costs, definitely you could get an 8-out-of-10 experience most times. See pics.

Bit a funny note: when I told a former Batis chic that "I could no longer come to Kenya because the place was closed, haha", she said she had gone legit, now working in a shop, because no longer good bsuiness in town.

[Rwenotmen]

Times are over. Florida 2 k, Simmers closed down. Internet has been a big game changer. Chicas hang out at Tinder Badoo Tagged. Why? No need to hang out late night. Consider transport costs rising. The chic has to consider going home empty handed. Its business. Expenses for chics like transport drinks bites into budget. Plus changing markets. Joints closing down everywhere. Razed to the ground. I am in Entebbe now. Expats told me 5 years ago the joints were bustling. Now? All left a couple of expired hookers in 4 turkeys. Saturday dead as a dodo. You have to adjust. Chicas are everywhere. But nightlife is going down everywhere. That's a fact. Florida Madhouse. Tembo. Tempos passados. RIP.

As always, Brother Neddy has spoken the real deal.

Badoo, Tagged, Tinder, hell even AfroIntroductions {better known as 'pay-to-play', LOL} are the only ("safe") games in town, now.

OMG! Tribeka is gone! That was the perfect spot for afternoon Tusker on the balcony watching pussy go by! Nairobi becoming less of a monger destination.

Although I never liked Tribeka, it was the go-to place after Simmers was destroyed.

All just proves that CBD mongering is over, as I quote myself:

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...19#post2296419

[Taiwan Laowai]

Interesting mix of dissenting opinions. My biggest complaint about online is photos are often not an accurate representation of what the girl is like in person. With that in mind, do you experts think chatting up girls you find very attractive during the day in a friendly way and perhaps leaving a business card with them would be an effective way to drum up interesting dates? If urban Kenyan culture, is there an understanding that a 'date' would likely result in some sort of mutually beneficial transaction no matter whether the man is white, black tourist, or black local? Do girls who become regulars treat you like a friend after a while if you are nice to them and give better deals? Sorry for the newbie sounding questions but your thoughts and experiences might be interesting to many.

Onojid, how do you source your girls? If online, how early in advance of your arrival do you get started?

Thanks so much guys for your valuable, interesting, and entertaining posts.

[Neddy69]

OMG XXL! Wow, I am so, so sorry your not having (or didn't have) a good time, I truly am, particularly for a seasoned monger as your posts reflect. As Neddy has stated, things are changing. I'm in town, I have not been here for two years, and change is in the air. They even changed the 1000 Kenya shilling note. The money I brought here from previous trips is no good anymore.

Can I share my observations, your posts are painful to read, and your taking frustrations out on a bro that had a good time. I can see your mistakes a mile away. Perhaps your an older gent kinda stuck in your ways from your youth?

1st. Nobody sells pussy from the street except crackheads, even in this third world country. We are in the internet age. Tinder, Badoo, Blender, Afro, and on and on, have hundreds of women on the sites selling their souls. In particular these Kenyan women are getting professional grade posed photos with excellent make-up, lighting, clothing, to get themselves in the best possible position to attract attention. Love or money, whichever approaches first will get them in your bed. I am going to post about my first night later, but my phone is literally on fire from only Tinder gold and Blender with over 200 contacts from women. I am weeding out the fatties, oldies, uglies, etc. A Tinder profile with few words, attractive woman with sexy pic, that is only a few kilometers away is the keeper. Reach out, ask her what she really wants, and work out the price and logistics. Logistics is a whole different animal to overcome here to get the chic in your bed from wherever she is. You don't know the town, so that is a handicap. This is not Pattaya where the action is centralized. This is not Germany, where the the FKK has the pussy on a platter for you.

2nd. As Neddy has stated, and John has posted, that the clubs are closing for one reason or another. CBD is gone. Even the popular spots for Kenyans and non-pros are going away. There was a shooting in the very popular be Club, and the place is closed. An MP shot the DJ. He survived, but the MP got NO charges! I read someplace they they are trying to clean up the image. Maybe to improve business, who knows. The real pussy is in the private homes on the down low. Places we won't know about. You paid 300 bucks (Dubai price where you can get a stunner!) in Kenya!

3rd. You got to be in shape to knock them down. Dress nice, don't make the chic look like a complete WG when she is with you, make them not be embarrassed to fuck you. Its a small town even though it does not seem so. Word spreads. You don't know the town, and that's a handicap. Nairobi is the big city, if you want it easy, go to Mombasa. Even Nairobi people talk shit about their lazy Mombasa countrymen. You can easier cheaper shags there. People in Nai hustle, and won't sit still for bullshit.

4th. I think I just replied to you to take a taxi to Liedos to fuck strippers for 3 k. I certainly plan on doing just that, but you complain that no such places exists. Maybe I reached out to you too late, and sorry you did not get my post in time. All those places are tucked away in the River Road. Area. As a vet monger did you not RTFF? Does a vet also need to be spoon fed information?

5th. The problem I think is you. You act like because your mzungu, the women are supposed to fall to their knee and worship you. You don't seem to have a feel for the pulse of Kenya despite having been to Uganda. I would not say its an apples to apples comparison, because the Kenya shilling is much stronger than the Uganda shilling. Uganda women are coming across the border in search of work as house help in Nairobi, and royally pissing off the Kenyans. I just came from a date with a stunner. Easily a 10 inside and out. I did not fuck her the first night, because she is a hustler that worked about 18 hours doing makeup for other women, but took the time to see me. I will be fucking her hard before I go. My attitude is that as an older man, I enjoyed the company of a fine ass women that's 30 years my junior that wants to be with me. That won't happen in the US for my old ass.

I can go on much longer, but my first trip was a disaster too in 2005, and I did not come back for 7 years. I did, however, come back, and learned how to work the system in my favor. I suggest you RTFF, and come back again to see what works for you, if you desire black pussy, because I did have that bubble butt you crave just last night hours after my arrival on Fri. My buddy arrives Thur. And the orgy will go down!

Good luck in your travels here next time X, and don't give up.

I couldn't have formulate it better. Good you're back in the fold of mama Africa. I thought some or later you get tired of the Phils. Enjoy. As for Internet access. There's still a great divide. While in Kenya almost everybody can afford a smartphone nowadays. There's plenty of chics especially in Uganda Rwanda and Madagascar off the grid. Bad or no education. No money. In Kenya almost everybody is rich and educated enough to operate a smart phone. I am also of the rather old fashioned type. But I am doing ok. I tried the social network route but for me it didn't work out so well because a lot of chic's think there's only overpaying Western dumbasses in the Internet. I still prefer the WYSIWYG route. Guys like XXL have to get away from this cash and carry mentality. You can still pick girls from the nightspots. But I prefer to have all my logistics ( Lodging less than 15$, cheap food options, clubs, gyms and pools and chicas) in walking distance or no more than 2 km away as I am lazy. Perfect places for me logistically are Nosy Be, Kabalagala, Mtwapa, Tulear, Tamatave, Entebbe, Jinja, Gisenyi, Kigali. I don't like big towns in particular like Nairobi. Transport is a major hassle. For the chica and for me.

Sir Neddy.

[Triple Darknes]

Well reading some of your posts, you guys are from the quite old generation. Going to working girl clubs, looking for a worn out pussies and trying to pay as low as possible. Streetwalkers. WTF?! No, not my kind of thing.

Imagine that they are other ways. Imagine that you are not 50+ cheap Charlie who don't know how to speak with the women. Then you can contact with good looking girls that have a real job or a student, not the professional working girl at the night club or a streetwalker. Then you can charm them a little bit, gain their trust and attention. And then have a real good time with these diamonds. But it's require to know how to play the game, the modern game. Not the cheap Charlie game from the 90's. If you want to meet 21-25 year old, then you can not live in the past. And can not expect the whole experience to costs you $25. The water buffalo is the option then.

Few words about Kampala and Nairobi. Again, you are talking about bars with working girls and streetwalkers. I don't know about this. I am speaking about freelancers. About an office girl or a flight attendant or a model that is willing to have some additional fun. Not the garbage of Africa. Good lucking fresh girls that also have their own standards, that can choose with whom to spend her time. In Nairobi you can find a lot from these kind of girls.

Yes, they are different type of people that are looking different type of experience. The streetwalkers and the desperate club working girls that you talk about, that's not my type of thing. So for anyone that is reading our little dispute and is wondering what will be in Africa. If you want to spend some quality time with a quality girls drinking and visiting quality places, then forget about the $20-25. Prepare two. Three times more. If you are on a budget, then the $25 will do the work. But don't expect much.

Can you bribe a flight attendant to fuck you in the "third world" absolutely. Understand the the Nigerian film producer is not getting metoo'ed, there was a big story about professors in Africa giving A's for Anal. That Doctor you fucked ain't the first person that she's sold it to.

For a short stay it doesn't really matter but if you're coming for 20 years or doing multiple month stays then yes some self improvement and some PUA game could help pull the office worker who's fucking her boss just to keep her job.

There's no right answer most of this mongering shit is just female validation. The 80 year cheap Charlie incel goes BJ clubs to get hit on by street walkers and pretend PUA gets an Armani suit flies halfway around the world to fuck a weather girl while giving her half her salary.

The main difference between Africa and anywhere else is that Thai bargirl has to make her quota. If you're in a brothel in Nairobi and you haven't showered in three days you're going to be passed over or pay way more.

Trip.

[Onojdi]

One photo model, one flight attendant, ... Come on, you are being too modest here. I'm sure in that one week you had time to fuck one member of parliament and a couple of TV hosts as well.

First off since we must compare apple with apple, my recommendation if you have to choose between Kampala and Nairobi as a mongering destination, go for Kampala.

I even find it difficult to say Kampala had by far the better girls on the game since I never saw as little action in an African city as I saw in this ten-day stay in Nairobi. The sample of working girls I got in Nairobi was not sufficient to make a reliable comparison as to girls' quality. Nairobi had no SWs, Kampala had some, not a lot but some. Nairobi had only one club specialising in girls for expats and that was Black Diamond's. Black Diamond had no dance floor to speak of, it had barely a handful of girls at midnight, not a single stunner on most days. On the last Saturday I was at Diamond's tables had been placed on the small dance floor to accommodate a PC birthday party. Not a big loss since the few girls at Diamonds never use the puny dance floor

Well reading some of your posts, you guys are from the quite old generation. Going to working girl clubs, looking for a worn out pussies and trying to pay as low as possible. Streetwalkers. WTF?! No, not my kind of thing.

Imagine that they are other ways. Imagine that you are not 50+ cheap Charlie who don't know how to speak with the women. Then you can contact with good looking girls that have a real job or a student, not the professional working girl at the night club or a streetwalker. Then you can charm them a little bit, gain their trust and attention. And then have a real good time with these diamonds. But it's require to know how to play the game, the modern game. Not the cheap Charlie game from the 90's. If you want to meet 21-25 year old, then you can not live in the past. And can not expect the whole experience to costs you $25. The water buffalo is the option then.

Few words about Kampala and Nairobi. Again, you are talking about bars with working girls and streetwalkers. I don't know about this. I am speaking about freelancers. About an office girl or a flight attendant or a model that is willing to have some additional fun. Not the garbage of Africa. Good lucking fresh girls that also have their own standards, that can choose with whom to spend her time. In Nairobi you can find a lot from these kind of girls.

Yes, they are different type of people that are looking different type of experience. The streetwalkers and the desperate club working girls that you talk about, that's not my type of thing. So for anyone that is reading our little dispute and is wondering what will be in Africa. If you want to spend some quality time with a quality girls drinking and visiting quality places, then forget about the $20-25. Prepare two. Three times more. If you are on a budget, then the $25 will do the work. But don't expect much.

[Triple Darknes]

It surfaced that Black Diamond's management had been starting to require from girls that they should henceforth buy 2 drinks and no longer come and sit for free. According to some girls that was why girls were now skipping the place.

If you consider girls have been what has attracted customers this seems like a dumb policy. But there's another way to look at it, namely that the management could be doing this on purpose because they want to transition from a nightspot to a normal venue like a restaurant.

Havana Bar is a "regular" bar restaurant yet you can pull there. I don't want to talk down my own people but if business is going down (mainly through the internet) instead of cutting prices or adding incintives they'll raise prices to make up the difference.

They're counting on old fogeys & NGO workers who can't be seen to have Tinder on their phones.

Trip.

[Triple Darknes]

One photo model, one flight attendant, ... Come on, you are being too modest here. I'm sure in that one week you had time to fuck one member of parliament and a couple of TV hosts as well.

First off since we must compare apple with apple, my recommendation if you have to choose between Kampala and Nairobi as a mongering destination, go for Kampala.

I even find it difficult to say Kampala had by far the better girls on the game since I never saw as little action in an African city as I saw in this ten-day stay in Nairobi. The sample of working girls I got in Nairobi was not sufficient to make a reliable comparison as to girls' quality. Nairobi had no SWs, Kampala had some, not a lot but some. Nairobi had only one club specialising in girls for expats and that was Black Diamond's. Black Diamond had no dance floor to speak of, it had barely a handful of girls at midnight, not a single stunner on most days. On the last Saturday I was at Diamond's tables had been placed on the small dance floor to accommodate a PC birthday party. Not a big loss since the few girls at Diamonds never use the puny dance floor. The rain was blamed on certain days, the early hour on others. Midnight would be too early, two thirty am would be ok. Then what did long time with a girl mean? From 4 am to 10 am? Maybe those girls are clever, they come to the expat club after having had sex with their boyfriends, so that they can doze alongside the drunk and exhausted muzungu until 10 am in his hotel. Just trying to understand what's going on here. I've known since decades that nightlife in Africa always started late but this wasn't late, this was later and later trending to never.

Then you had restaurant-like places like K1 and Brew Bistro where a few girls embedded in a thick crowd of men (locals and expats) were eating, drinking and sometimes making a few dance moves. The male to female ratio was horrendous, was it 6 to 1, or 10 to 1, or more? It was all very well to says those ridiculously outnumbered girls were all to be had by the asking muzungu, sheer physical access to them was not even possible.

I saw no place in Nairobi like Kampala's Capitol Pub where you can find 20+ working girls on most days after midnight with few men around. No place like Kampala's Bubbles where you could see quite a few 8's or 9's shaking their butts on Thursdays or Fridays. From what I saw Nairobi had no mongering nightlife to compare it with Kampala's. I didn't see anything I could call a nightlife for mongers.

Where were the bubble asses, where the curvy gazelles? Come on guys, tell me, I am not trying to score points against anyone, but there must be reasons to travel to such a place and endure the boredom and abysmal infrastructure beyond just getting laid with any odd average girl for cheap. Getting a girl all night for 5 or 10 dollars? I'm not interested, SHOW ME THE GIRL. Very often we are not talking about the same thing when discussing prices. We are, in fact, talking at cross purposes. I don't imply that my tastes are superior, just that getting laid per se is not what I'm after. I need some quality with respect to my figure specs and with respect to what I can have elsewhere eg Thailand or Germany. SHOW ME THE GIRL. I am not rich but but I'm prepared to pay 500 USD a night for a porn star even in Africa. No interest whatsoever in paying 5 dollars or 10 dollars a night for a "nice girl".

This is not to say Kampala struck me as a monger's dream come true, far from it, it was anticlimatic like all African venues these days. But Nairobi was much worse.

Have I lost my grip on mongering? Getting too old and that kind of things, . Yeah, maybe. Maybe I am just a cranky old man longing for the good old days.

Pattaya going down alright, yeah, going down but not going down anywhere so quickly and with such a bang as these African venues if you ask me.

It depends and what type of Monger you are.

I'm a pussyhound if you're a 6 in looks and body I'll fuck. You saw me yourself going Gaga over that fat Chinese girl.

Brew Bistro had very cute girls expensive but cute. It doesn't matter how many men are there there's only a few willing to spend 40,50 or 500 for a knockout. I'm a foreigner too and I wouldn't pay more than 40.

Sabina Joy had plenty of girls with bubble asses. We didn't go to the strip clubs or brothels.

Maybe Mada would be more your speed.

Don't take this the wrong way but frankly the days of the mzungu gods are over there's too many broke Europe incels in Kenya now.

For me Nairobi is just my speed I don't desire the economy being so fucked up that TV anchors are desperate to fuck me.

Now you could say that Thailand mange's to have a even better economy yet you can be treated like a king over there.

I've described Africa as being a red pill dating place and that's what it is. There's no trafficking no one is being forced. The reason people talk about how freaky and enthusiastic African girls are is because at the very least the African girl you fuck doesn't mind fucking you. You can't guarantee that this doesn't happen anywhere else.

Additionally don't be too hard on the poster this was his first trip. I felt the same way when I came here the first time.

Trip.

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It surfaced that Black Diamond's management had been starting to require from girls that they should henceforth buy 2 drinks and no longer come and sit for free. According to some girls that was why girls were now skipping the place.

If you consider girls have been what has attracted customers this seems like a dumb policy. But there's another way to look at it, namely that the management could be doing this on purpose because they want to transition from a nightspot to a normal venue like a restaurant.

Absolutely correct. They realize they make more money by converting to restaurants. The last surviving classic old style Discotheques are now on coast. Casuarina. Florida. Casablanca. In Mombasa. In Kampala Capital Pub. Bubbles. Rock Garden. In Kampala night live still bustling. Prices for drinks half of that in Nairobi. NBO is getting expensive. Loads of new taxes. Uhuru needs to pay for his infrastructure projects. Half of the revenue which disappears in somebody's pocket. In Uganda they start jailing ministers for corruption. Go figure.

Neddy.