Nairobi

[Zimzam]

It seems that sex toys are still considered prohibited items at the airport.

Amongst other things also viagra.

That's strange, as you can buy Viagra at any street corner in Kenya.

And also sex toys are available in Kenya at online shops.

https://nation.africa/kenya/news/gun...onths--4426400

[Rwenotmen]

Only Mwalimu can wax so poetic about Kenya, lololol.

Finally after running the COVID gauntlet. I kiss sweet mother earth. Mama Africa. The first Ginger tea with lemon and honey tasted like heaven. Finally touch down in Kenya. There's light and shadow. The government tries it's best to chase away the last remaining tourists. I was in the LAST authentic African joint in CBD. Sabina Joy. I cried tears of joy. And yes. I'm not ashamed to say that. Champions league was on. The selector was at its best selecting my favorite times. Uganda happy reggae. Bongo flava. Dance hall. If you don't have a hearing damage after that experience. Fat ass hookers and I mean FAT shove their ways through the crowds watching like under a spell football. I sipped on my White Cap baridi. Pure Bliss.

Did I take pussy? No. That's just a warm up. As usual I'm the only white man. But as I'm African no difference. Kweli Kabisa. The light. It's unbelievable cheap if you have euros or dollars. The shilling is in free fall. The shadow. Dumb government policy. Long power cuts. In CBD Nairobi. I had less power cuts in Antananarivo. Internet. Either lightning fast. Or non existent. Crazy. They have a problem with infrastructure. A serious one. In any case TIK. Like it or run away screaming. Where to? To LGBTQI+PRISON? NFW. Here you're alive. Pussy? There's everywhere you walk. On every street corner. Like my Sansibari friend said. They're like coca cola.

Power went out AGAIN. So no idea if I ever can send that report.

In any case.

Young or old man Go to Africa! The last frontier. Last place on earth where a man can be a man.

Mwalimu.

https://youtu.be/mVyztZXPFCQ?si=sEbbdFc8-iSODXdh

[Mombie75]

Cell phones have batteries and shouldn't be checked. Is Customs as strict with Carry On Luggage? Are they enforcing the Health Insurance yet?

There are no health insurance rules to enter Kenya.

[Slowalk]

No. What they do is. All luggage which is in the hold is scanned before it lands on the carousel. They can see apparently if it's new or used mobile phones for example. Suspicious baggage is marked with white crosses. These are opened. Hand luggage is scanned as usual. There's chaos with fur example wildlife photographers who bring in 30.000 $ equipment. But for me. I don't smuggle 5 new Iphones in. No issues.

Mwalimu.

Cell phones have batteries and shouldn't be checked. Is Customs as strict with Carry On Luggage? Are they enforcing the Health Insurance yet?

[Mombie75]

No. What they do is. All luggage which is in the hold is scanned before it lands on the carousel. They can see apparently if it's new or used mobile phones for example. Suspicious baggage is marked with white crosses. These are opened. Hand luggage is scanned as usual. There's chaos with fur example wildlife photographers who bring in 30.000 $ equipment. But for me. I don't smuggle 5 new Iphones in. No issues.

Mwalimu.

So you wait longer at carousel now?

Bummer, as I was going to bring an old 24 inch tv for someone that would fit into my hold bag. It will likely get a white X.

[Neddy69]

Karibu Nairobi.

Did they search your luggage at Jomo when you arrived?

No. What they do is. All luggage which is in the hold is scanned before it lands on the carousel. They can see apparently if it's new or used mobile phones for example. Suspicious baggage is marked with white crosses. These are opened. Hand luggage is scanned as usual. There's chaos with fur example wildlife photographers who bring in 30.000 $ equipment. But for me. I don't smuggle 5 new Iphones in. No issues.

Mwalimu.

[Mombie75]

Karibu Nairobi.

Did they search your luggage at Jomo when you arrived?

[Neddy69]

Finally after running the COVID gauntlet. I kiss sweet mother earth. Mama Africa. The first Ginger tea with lemon and honey tasted like heaven. Finally touch down in Kenya. There's light and shadow. The government tries it's best to chase away the last remaining tourists. I was in the LAST authentic African joint in CBD. Sabina Joy. I cried tears of joy. And yes. I'm not ashamed to say that. Champions league was on. The selector was at its best selecting my favorite times. Uganda happy reggae. Bongo flava. Dance hall. If you don't have a hearing damage after that experience. Fat ass hookers and I mean FAT shove their ways through the crowds watching like under a spell football. I sipped on my White Cap baridi. Pure Bliss.

Did I take pussy? No. That's just a warm up. As usual I'm the only white man. But as I'm African no difference. Kweli Kabisa. The light. It's unbelievable cheap if you have euros or dollars. The shilling is in free fall. The shadow. Dumb government policy. Long power cuts. In CBD Nairobi. I had less power cuts in Antananarivo. Internet. Either lightning fast. Or non existent. Crazy. They have a problem with infrastructure. A serious one. In any case TIK. Like it or run away screaming. Where to? To LGBTQI+PRISON? NFW. Here you're alive. Pussy? There's everywhere you walk. On every street corner. Like my Sansibari friend said. They're like coca cola.

Power went out AGAIN. So no idea if I ever can send that report.

In any case.

Young or old man Go to Africa! The last frontier. Last place on earth where a man can be a man.

Mwalimu.

https://youtu.be/mVyztZXPFCQ?si=sEbbdFc8-iSODXdh

[King Amir]

200 dollars for 4 hours is unbelievable.

I encounter a lot of women who want a high price, for example a girl on Tinder wanted 15,000 shillings, after that I lowered her to 2,000, she said 4,000, then I said 2,500 including taxi and food, and she agreed to 3,000 shillings.

And that's a price per night!

I'm sure I could have gotten it cheaper.

Understand, 2,000 is a lot for them, and they also love sex! Yes yes, African women love sex! So I suggest next time not to pay much. Even 6,000 is a lot!

[BPalacio]

I think it's clear that RoamingSub is just advertising that woman. First post ever on this forum, and he lists an escort by name and includes the site on which she advertises. I don't think anyone here is foolish enough to throw $200 on pussy in Kenya. What an absolute moron. No one will care to see you and your "educated" pussy. Why do I even care if a lady has a degree? Am I having some sort of philosophical debate while I am railing her from the back?

You've done a terrible job at advertising, and the evidence is all the guys on this thread laughing at you.

[AttilaTheHun]

$200 for a woman in Kenya, fcuking brain dead ridiculous.

That's about 30,000 KES. 2 months salary for many Kenyans.

[Neddy69]

$200 for a woman in Kenya, fcuking brain dead ridiculous.

Hey. She was educated and had a degree. LOL. Only a tourist can be that dumb.

Mwalimu.

[SeanBenz]

It was worth every penny though. She had lower rates for other services but what I wanted cost me 200 bucks. Plus dinner of course.

Fair play fella. I won't ask anything further.

[Mombie75]

It was worth every penny though. She had lower rates for other services but what I wanted cost me 200 bucks. Plus dinner of course.

$200 for a woman in Kenya, fcuking brain dead ridiculous.

[RoamingSub]

200 usd, and she didn't do overnight!! To each their own butttt goddamn folks like you be messing the market up!!

It was worth every penny though. She had lower rates for other services but what I wanted cost me 200 bucks. Plus dinner of course.