Nairobi

[Pcdilwj]

Does anyone have experience with either of these places? Are there nice looking young working girls there (or non pros looking for a little extra money)? I will be in Nairobi next week and I am looking for semi-pros for fun.

Just go to brew bistro on Fri and Sat night in Westland and Havana you can find pro and semi-pro then go to boss den for mostly the Freelancer.

[Mombie75]

Does anyone have experience with either of these places? Are there nice looking young working girls there (or non pros looking for a little extra money)? I will be in Nairobi next week and I am looking for semi-pros for fun.

Gypsy bar no longer exists. Nairobi clubs depends on the nights, if it is a Friday or Saturday then you can find women. Head to CBD bars though that tends to be earlier evening and Westlands later on.

[MamaGuevos]

Does anyone have experience with either of these places? Are there nice looking young working girls there (or non pros looking for a little extra money)? I will be in Nairobi next week and I am looking for semi-pros for fun.

[Zimzam]

I think it says something about the Kenyan girls as they are abundant on Stripchat.

Compared to the neighbouring countries they really stick out in numbers.

Usually there are less than 10 girls online from Uganda and none from Tanzania.

The only country that has some more girls online is South Africa.

While there are always more than 300 Kenyan girls of all sizes and shades of colour showing their pussy and performing requests.

Even lesbian couples, or those who are pretending so.

(This would be dangerous of course in Uganda).

Also you can see them smoking bhangi openly.

I think this is showing that Kenyan girls are more free and also willing to perform many different kind of shows.

[MrJibb]

Flying out of Mombasa to EU this coming week and will have a long lay-over in Nairobi, 9 am-11 pm. Suggestions on where I can find a nice roof-top pool to get a day-pass and spend the day? Other suggestions to spend the day? My girl from Diani will take the train to come to visit her family in Nairobi, arriving at 3 pm in the afternoon, meeting up with some of her friends in Nairobi to go out for food and drinks, but the morning and up till she arrives I'd like to explore a bit, then catch the last rays of sun at the pool, sipping good cocktails and enjoying crisp weather and sun for a change.

Suggestions for day-pass roof-top pools / hotels? Any that also offer the possibility to pay for a room for the day, to drop off luggage, shower and change, have some fun with my girl / girls?

[Radical Guy]

I have visited Kenya (both Nairobi and Mombasa) numerous times, and have very specific criteria for the girls I meet. I like them slim, spinner type if possible. None who have had children. And I highly prefer those who don't shave their pussies. I've never understood the shaving fetish. Thus, I take time screening girls. Then chatting on WhatsApp, well in advance of my trip. I have yet to be disappointed. I want the full girlfriend experience, as I find the whole P4 P transaction thing to be a total turnoff. My upcoming trip in 2 weeks will be my second time with a fabulous 23-year-old spinner I spent 10 days with last January.

[Rwenotmen]

Hey Brother BPalacio, apologies again for such lonnng delay in responding! I returned from my Kenya trip in late Jan and since then have been very busy. I thought I was logged in the few times I checked this site, but I guess I wasn't, otherwise I would have seen your PM. I could have advised sooner and maybe your trip would have been better.

A few things, not just for you, anyone who's had recent trips to Kenya.

* Airport *.

I think the reason why it's been more-than-usual chaotic there is because of the two things: the so-called 'No Visa' process, and the extra luggage checking. Notice that both started about the same time. Maybe tourism has indeed picked up, making queues longer; and maybe the extra security is delaying getting bags & passengers moving.

I'm not making excuses or defending any of this. Kenya is a mess, even on a good day. But this might explain that.

* Smells *.

Like others have wrote, this is pretty weird to us who frequently visit or live / lived in KE. Me, in all the many-many years I've been in KE, I have NEVER even met a Kenchic who smelled bad. Not the malaya in the goneby era of downtown cheap pubs; not in the village, not from small town girls I've mongered; certainly not from any city girls, who pamper themselves just like any modern woman.

It is true that most won't wash their hair everyday due to wearing weaves or having a tight hairstyle. But they will wash if YOU offer to pay for a NEW hairdo!

But even with all that, bad smells. No Never, not in my reality. Not from their hair, their body odor, nor their pussies.

I'm so sorry for you guys that have run into this. Maybe, just maybe, it's because you're new to Africa / Africans?? I do know that Asians have certain 'scent' that we Westerners first notice; not bad but certainly distinctive. I vaguely remember my first time in Africa, I noticed the same. I'm sure they say the same about us!

Maybe you guys are so used to SEA, you no longer notice Asian BO. I'm sure I would, as I haven't been in that region since 2008.

*Airbnbs / Hotel *.

Am I missing something or nobody has openly stated which apt buildings or hotels they stayed in? SHARE! Please, this is what this site SHOULD be for.

For those of you who tried Abbs, don't post the entire link. I don't know if this site allows it. Instead, just post the number at the end of the link.

Anyway, I have written several times about both bogus Abbs and legit ones. How to spot phony reviews. Dealing with troublesome Hosts. And I've encouraged other Brothers in these forums to share & post their experiences. To be honest, I don't think even one has done so.

For all of you-- before you book an Airbnb, post that link number here. Then we all can look at the same listing, and help decide if it's a good choice or not. If we can get the EXACT name of the building or hotel, then we can search the nearby area for clubs or construction or noisy roads, anything that will kill a nice stay.

* ahh yes, The Girl-Friendly Experience (GFE) *.

For as much as Kenyans truly understand that sex and even relationships are mostly Transactional, they all still want the illusion of being Friends or Lovers. Even the most hardcore malaya doesn't want to be treated as if she is. What she is.

So in KE, you have play that game. Pretend she's your girlfriend. Even if for one night. {Who sang that song?

Now I DON'T mean spoil her eg buying expensive meals or gifts. {Like Al Bundy said, Six Dollars is too much money to spend on ANY woman!} But you do need to do the flirting / courting / foreplaying. Make the effort. And Kenya being still a semi-traditional culture, you as the Man have to initiate nearly everything.

Sure she'll still fuck brains out without doing so, just for the cash. But believe me. Believe US! There's an extra je ne sais pas! benefit to playing that little game. Hell, we vets have pulled stunning Kenchics just because our flirt skill was in Beast Mode. (Being wazungu and spending the money didn't hurt though LOL).

* Where did you pull those girls from?? *.

I'm not sure it's clear where you all are getting your girls. And how you're screening them. These are important factors.

First, as many a Brother here has stated, take it as the First Commandment: ALL KENYANS LIE.

As much as I hate apps, we got to join the 21st Century and use them. Tinder is the first source, the most direct, as everyone knows the score on what's being transacted. I used to like Badoo but no longer, too many games, too few good choices, and the UI had become more annoying. Tagged is TRASH. AfroIntroductions is still fine, although personally I feel the quality of offerings has gone down: now it's mostly 6 and 7's, alot of below-6's, with 9's being fake or scam profiles. Facebook can actually work, but needs alot more time to build up connections.

From there, you got to screen your Kenchic from first seeing her profile, to first contact, to getting her into your flat, to ending the connection even if kicking her OUT. Somewhere in that chain will be some lies. Just a matter of how much to put up with til your connection is ended. So don't completely dismiss a chick just because you catch some dishonesty.

My last trip, I had (at least) THREE ladies catfish their profile. I mean, really. The pictures were nothing like the reality. I knew this because I ALWAYS demand a videocall. Guess what-- when called on their BS, they just shrugged and continued the interaction. I only met one of them, and man oh man she actually had the best head game of all my 'dates' during my trip, and had the best GFE. She got annoying at the end, but I flew out without letting her know, so the 'breakup' was very easy, heehee.

* Come Back! *.

Brothers I know you had bad expereinces. But come back. We'll help make your next visit better enjoyable and unforgettable.

[Mr Enternational]

I think my expectations for the trip were a bit soured because again my sole purpose was to monger. I didn't have the time and frankly didn't care to enjoy any other parts of Nairobi.

Maybe that was the problem. I did not go there for women. I went there to see the sights. And in the evening when I was dead tired from that all day, I got a chick to come over. I can't wait to go back to see other things and places at which time I will fuck some more chicks. But I am definitely not going there with the primary purpose of getting laid. I saw a lot and learned a lot. Getting pussy was just the cherry on top.

[BPalacio]

Strange. In 20 years living and coming and going in and out of JKIA airport a lot I have never had a bad time there and long queues. Fingers crossed it stays like that.

Yes, women can smell, it is the hair. Shower them and spray their hair.

I have noticed and met plenty of Asia mongers having a change of scenery and coming to Kenya. They always compare the two. Do not compare, they are totally different cultures. I visit Thailand twice a year and both are great. But different.

First off: Thanks again for all the advice. Despite my trip not necessarily going the way I had hoped, I can appreciate all the help you gave me.

I think anyone reading my report should be aware that perhaps my actual short time on the ground and my finicky personality might mean that my negative experience in Kenya may not be that applicable to them. Basically, you can take my report with a grain of salt.

I think my expectations for the trip were a bit soured because again my sole purpose was to monger. I didn't have the time and frankly didn't care to enjoy any other parts of Nairobi. I also, and this may be because of the short trip or just my personality, approached women not really playing the game.

To clarify, I mean I didn't really care to play the flirting game with these women. I told myself I didn't have the time to play the game, but realistically I can honestly say I'm just at the age where I don't have the patience to pretend to relate or be interested in these women in any manner except sexually. I do not find them interesting, and I do not really care to play the role of flirt. I also am a punctual individual, and I was not shy about expressing my frustration when most of them arrived late. To expand on this, when I would schedule and confirm with a girl that I would like her at my apartment by 2:00 PM, she would say yes. 2:00 PM arrives and she says she cannot be there yet. Let's push to 3:30 PM. 3:30 PM becomes 4:30. I eventually see her at 5:00. This happened more often than not. That type of disregard for my time, specifically my vacation time, is unacceptable and I pissed off quite a few of the girls "rushing them".

Say what you will about Thai Time, in my experience Thai girls are usually 30 minutes off the mark and are much more likely to be punctual than Kenyan women. They also are apologetic when they arrive, whereas Kenyan women seem offended that you dare to be upset that they have wasted your time. One girl was upset I had her wait at the security gate for 10 minutes without responding to her texts to let her up. After she was 2 hours late to our schedule romp. That is the type of entitlement and annoying attitudes I experienced from many a Kenyan woman during my short trip.

Again, I appreciate all the help from the posters and Kenyan veterans that have written reports or even directly answered my questions. Apologies that my trip did not go well and I couldn't report back positively, but I am just shooting straight about my short stint in Nairobi. Readers doing their due diligence should caution themselves taking my report as that helpful because it seems like Kenya requires a bit more patience and an understanding of life in Africa.

[Mombie75]

Strange. In 20 years living and coming and going in and out of JKIA airport a lot I have never had a bad time there and long queues. Fingers crossed it stays like that.

Yes, women can smell, it is the hair. Shower them and spray their hair.

I have noticed and met plenty of Asia mongers having a change of scenery and coming to Kenya. They always compare the two. Do not compare, they are totally different cultures. I visit Thailand twice a year and both are great. But different.

[Buksida]

You will probably find some success talking to women, from my experience, but it won't just be super easy. Not sure what your experiences are, but having been to a few mongering destinations, like in Colombia, chicks are pretty willing to fuck off the rip, they know you want them and most of the ones in the gringo areas are there for that. Kenya is definitely more subtle, unless you are at bar/nightclub where westerners hang on as do pros then it's similar. From what I've read Tinder will be much easier. The people who are there currently for mongering purposes should be able to give you good advice. I've been 5 times to Nairobi, but only had a few experiences. Good luck!!

I always treat ladies with respect and it works. The hotel staff seemed to be all over me but I was not interested as that is too close to home. I had lunch in a mall restaurant and the lovely young lady was pleased to meet me after work and go directly to my room and fuck my eyeballs out. I do not remember how much I gave her but just a small amount.

[Newton York]

Good points.

The smell may have come from the hair if you have heard that they go without washing their hair for weeks. That is a good point to bring up because I was not a fan of their hair at all as well. Mr. E mentioned how many of them have weaves and that is very true in my experience. I hate that shit. Whether it was from the hair or from the rest of the body, it makes no difference to me. The odor was present and it was present in every woman I brought to my bedroom. So there's clearly something up with the typical Kenyan woman.

On 5 K vs 3 K shillings. 5 K shillings was the negotiated rate I reached. There were some girls that were willing to get down to 4 K, but many simply became hostile when I threw any numbers below 5 K. So from that point 5 K became the price point I became accustomed to offering the women. 5 K is about $36 USD. 3 K is about $21 USD. I don't really care about a difference of $15 when it comes to sex.

Laos and Cambodia are 3rd world countries. I NEVER had any beggars act as aggressively and be such assholes as the ones I encountered in Kenya.

I read reviews for my accommodation and nothing was said about the noise. It was an AirBnB and looking back now I realize that the reviews were just fake plugs from probably friends or family of the lister. Just good old Kenyan deceit.

On traffic: Agreed that the motos in Kenya are somehow worse than in SEA. In SEA, I take motos everywhere because they save significant time in traffic. I'm obviously aware that it's quite a dangerous endeavor to ride a moto in SEA as well, but Kenyan motos are next level stupid and dangerous. Maybe it's because I'm more familiar with SEA traffic, but I doubt it. Traffic in Kenya was just a madhouse with no discernable logic or patterns or even signage / traffic control to anything that resembles orderly traffic. In SEA, you at least get SOME signage and traffic lights to control traffic.

I will say that Kenyan women, the good ones, did fuck better than Thai girls. Did not come across any starfish fucks. So they have that feather in their caps. That is the only real positive I can say about my time in Kenya.

There will be no next time. I very much regret wasting my money and, even worse, my precious vacation time going there. I will be going back to SEA with a renewed appreciation for women that take care of themselves, I. E. Women that shower regularly, take care of their skin, and take care of their hair.

I can deal with a lot in the world of p4 p that we partake in, but I draw the line at smells. If a chick smells funny, be it hair, ass or pussy, I'm calling it a day.

[BPalacio]

Thai women are known for their submissive nature. I have met Kenyan women who like to be submissive and there are plenty of them.

As for the smell, it's a matter of luck, but Thai women also smell bad from their * When I was in Kenya I noticed that they don't wash their hair 1 or 2 weeks, because of their hair style and this is disgusting.

By the way, 5000 shillings is a lot, you probably didn't negotiate with them because they can go down to 3000 shillings.

Taxis: I was in Nairobi in December and most of my trips were with Bolt. I didn't experience any problem with traffic jams. Of course, there are short traffic jams in Nairobi but that's normal, it's not something that bothered me. The drivers in Nairobi really drive like crazy so I don't recommend taking a motorbike taxi.

The beggars: You do understand that you have come to a third world country, right? Next time don't sit next to the driver, sit behind him and close your window, no one will bother you. They came to me too and I just ignored them. There are small children walking who won't leave you and it's very annoying. You have to keep your cell phone and your things, I don't recommend keeping them in your pocket. Buy a pouch and put your things there.

The Westland apartment: Sorry you experienced this. I also experienced this on Friday. I stayed at the location for one day and ran away in the middle of the night because of the loud music.

I recommend reading reviews on a booking site before you book a room, there are negative experiences there and you can learn from them.

Security at the airport: I personally had a security check three times when I returned to my country. I had an outside check when I put my suitcase on the floor and the dog smelled it and the second time at the entrance to the terminal and the third time at the entrance to the departures. I didn't experience any problem, but maybe that day your experience was different than mine.

In conclusion: next time you will come for a shorter period of a week, and if you feel well, then next time you will fly for a longer period.

Don't expect cleanliness and discipline from a third world country, there is theft and violence there but you can avoid it if you are careful about going to dangerous places and you keep your things and don't trust anyone but you.

I recommend you, try to identify red signs on a girl who is not going to listen to your instructions and is just looking to finish quickly and go with the payment.

A red sign, for example, if she straight up talks about sex and doesn't ask how you are, if she started a conversation for the first time.

And there are many more signs, but you will have to recognize them through experience.

Kenyan girls have big ass and know how to fuck much better than Thai girls.

Next time you will come with a different attitude and more prepared for everything. I wish you good luck.

Good points.

The smell may have come from the hair if you have heard that they go without washing their hair for weeks. That is a good point to bring up because I was not a fan of their hair at all as well. Mr. E mentioned how many of them have weaves and that is very true in my experience. I hate that shit. Whether it was from the hair or from the rest of the body, it makes no difference to me. The odor was present and it was present in every woman I brought to my bedroom. So there's clearly something up with the typical Kenyan woman.

On 5 K vs 3 K shillings. 5 K shillings was the negotiated rate I reached. There were some girls that were willing to get down to 4 K, but many simply became hostile when I threw any numbers below 5 K. So from that point 5 K became the price point I became accustomed to offering the women. 5 K is about $36 USD. 3 K is about $21 USD. I don't really care about a difference of $15 when it comes to sex.

Laos and Cambodia are 3rd world countries. I NEVER had any beggars act as aggressively and be such assholes as the ones I encountered in Kenya.

I read reviews for my accommodation and nothing was said about the noise. It was an AirBnB and looking back now I realize that the reviews were just fake plugs from probably friends or family of the lister. Just good old Kenyan deceit.

On traffic: Agreed that the motos in Kenya are somehow worse than in SEA. In SEA, I take motos everywhere because they save significant time in traffic. I'm obviously aware that it's quite a dangerous endeavor to ride a moto in SEA as well, but Kenyan motos are next level stupid and dangerous. Maybe it's because I'm more familiar with SEA traffic, but I doubt it. Traffic in Kenya was just a madhouse with no discernable logic or patterns or even signage / traffic control to anything that resembles orderly traffic. In SEA, you at least get SOME signage and traffic lights to control traffic.

I will say that Kenyan women, the good ones, did fuck better than Thai girls. Did not come across any starfish fucks. So they have that feather in their caps. That is the only real positive I can say about my time in Kenya.

There will be no next time. I very much regret wasting my money and, even worse, my precious vacation time going there. I will be going back to SEA with a renewed appreciation for women that take care of themselves, I. E. Women that shower regularly, take care of their skin, and take care of their hair.

[King Amir]

*Turns out I have entered my grumpy and bitter curmudgeon phase of life.

Planned on having a sex-centered trip to Nairobi for a little under 2 weeks. I cut it short and left in 5 days. Couldn't bear it.

My mongering experience has been entirely in SEA and one short stint in Sosua. My last field report was in Thailand, and it was also a jaded and disenchanted report. Seems like a pattern is appearing and perhaps it's a ME problem. I think I may just be becoming a bitter old man. Much sooner than I thought I would. All that just to give readers full disclosure that my report may not be applicable to the average person who visits and mongers in Nairobi; I am just particularly jaded and don't put up with much shit.

Thai women are known for their submissive nature. I have met Kenyan women who like to be submissive and there are plenty of them.

As for the smell, it's a matter of luck, but Thai women also smell bad from their * When I was in Kenya I noticed that they don't wash their hair 1 or 2 weeks, because of their hair style and this is disgusting.

By the way, 5000 shillings is a lot, you probably didn't negotiate with them because they can go down to 3000 shillings.

Taxis: I was in Nairobi in December and most of my trips were with Bolt. I didn't experience any problem with traffic jams. Of course, there are short traffic jams in Nairobi but that's normal, it's not something that bothered me. The drivers in Nairobi really drive like crazy so I don't recommend taking a motorbike taxi.

The beggars: You do understand that you have come to a third world country, right? Next time don't sit next to the driver, sit behind him and close your window, no one will bother you. They came to me too and I just ignored them. There are small children walking who won't leave you and it's very annoying. You have to keep your cell phone and your things, I don't recommend keeping them in your pocket. Buy a pouch and put your things there.

The Westland apartment: Sorry you experienced this. I also experienced this on Friday. I stayed at the location for one day and ran away in the middle of the night because of the loud music.

I recommend reading reviews on a booking site before you book a room, there are negative experiences there and you can learn from them.

Security at the airport: I personally had a security check three times when I returned to my country. I had an outside check when I put my suitcase on the floor and the dog smelled it and the second time at the entrance to the terminal and the third time at the entrance to the departures. I didn't experience any problem, but maybe that day your experience was different than mine.

In conclusion: next time you will come for a shorter period of a week, and if you feel well, then next time you will fly for a longer period.

Don't expect cleanliness and discipline from a third world country, there is theft and violence there but you can avoid it if you are careful about going to dangerous places and you keep your things and don't trust anyone but you.

I recommend you, try to identify red signs on a girl who is not going to listen to your instructions and is just looking to finish quickly and go with the payment.

A red sign, for example, if she straight up talks about sex and doesn't ask how you are, if she started a conversation for the first time.

And there are many more signs, but you will have to recognize them through experience.

Kenyan girls have big ass and know how to fuck much better than Thai girls.

Next time you will come with a different attitude and more prepared for everything. I wish you good luck.

[Lakeside32]

*Turns out I have entered my grumpy and bitter curmudgeon phase of life.

Planned on having a sex-centered trip to Nairobi for a little under 2 weeks. I cut it short and left in 5 days. Couldn't bear it.

My mongering experience has been entirely in SEA and one short stint in Sosua. My last field report was in Thailand, and it was also a jaded and disenchanted report. Seems like a pattern is appearing and perhaps it's a ME problem. I think I may just be becoming a bitter old man. Much sooner than I thought I would. All that just to give readers full disclosure that my report may not be applicable to the average person who visits and mongers in Nairobi; I am just particularly jaded and don't put up with much shit.

Coming from Thailand, I obviously expected Nairobi to be nowhere close to as nice as any Thai cities, but I wasn't quite prepared for how terrible Nairobi would be. My apartment was in Westlands and it was lackluster to say the least. Scratch that. It was a dump. Was situated near a club I guess and wasn't sound insulated at all so you hear raucous music until the wee hours of the morning. The apartment itself was tiny, and the hot water would cut in and out like the water heater was struggling for its life.

If you think traffic in SEA is bad, wait till you get a glimpse at the shitshow that is Kenyan traffic. You'll be waiting in traffic for an eternity because drivers have to fight their way for an inch on streets where there's not even any traffic signals or any signage to control traffic. Cars are constantly running on near E, and 1 out of every 2 Bolts / Ubers I took the driver had to stop to get gas or fill their tires. .

I will never take a recommendation from someone who is not a trusted friend again about a destination, but an objective review like urs is what I needed to shorten my trip or not. I'm Definitely going to shorten it and make the best of it. I only have one Tinder chick that I'm curious about, she has the body I like so I was direct with her about my intentions, but this chick is young and annoying asf, so hopefully after that one customary meal I can hit it and split.