Nairobi

[Donnachaa]

Loso,

Am in Nairobi around the same time. Impressed with your past reports. We have a lot in common. If you would like to hook up for a beer then get back to me.

[Loso69]

Hei mate does 69 stand for your date of birth or the position?

On other boards, I'm simply Loso. But a 4 character nick won't do on ISG, so I added some digits. I was born in '66, though.

Loso

[Jamjam222]

LOL!

I've read and summarized the Uganda & Tanzania threads. I'm now back to doing research on the place I actually have plane tickets to.

Unless the smoking ban makes life unbearable, I should be in Nairobi June 25-July 6. No business, just pleasure :)

Loso

Hei mate does 69 stand for your date of birth or the position?

[Hesekiels]

LOL!



Unless the smoking ban makes life unbearable, I should be in Nairobi June 25-July 6. No business, just pleasure :)

Gentlemen,

just to avoid misunderstandings: no (smoking) ban can spoil your time in Kenya! You bet your life, you will always have a lot of unforgettable moments there - with or without a cigarette! :)

Cheers!


Hesekiels

[Loso69]

Two weeks ago in Nairobi I was told: "You are white, so you can do whatever you like! And I am from the police, so I can do whatever I like as well! And now give me light, please!"

LOL!

I've read and summarized the Uganda & Tanzania threads. I'm now back to doing research on the place I actually have plane tickets to.

Unless the smoking ban makes life unbearable, I should be in Nairobi June 25-July 6. No business, just pleasure :)

Loso

[Hesekiels]

My suggestion - take nicotene gum !

G

yes, or simply talk to any policeman on the road and have a fag together with him - in public of course! :)

Two weeks ago in Nairobi I was told: "You are white, so you can do whatever you like! And I am from the police, so I can do whatever I like as well! And now give me light, please!"

Cheers!


Hesekiels

[Denis1960]

Or may be, for the ones that were compaining the classifieds had disappeared from newspapers, one may try this?

http://www.hookup.co.ke/?view=ads&ca...tyid=1&lang=en
(there are other sections on the left)
or this? (I doubt)
www.escortskenya.com

And finaly, anyone with experience at:

http://www.kenyayoungescorts.yolasite.com/
http://www.expatriates.com/cls/5257622.html

Report would be appreciated.

Good day to all

[Denis1960]

Loso69,

You'll find spots where you can smoke, and you'll have to remember to stop in all other places, 'cause even if some law says you can, the average cop (or other law enforcment people) does not know about this, and you'll very quickly get extremely tired of arguing for hours with a brainless idiotic cop. So, you'll have to learn where you can enjoy yourself, and where you cannot. Even in the New Florida, for example, you'll have to go in the reserved smoking area (it can get crowded in there!)

[Loso69]

Yes this law is enforced and can be very painful.
Fines are 50,000 Kes or 6 months or both ! ie $625 !
There are some smoking points in Nairobi - next to public toilets!
Hotels have small areas set aside. Some bars & restaurants too.
My suggestion - take nicotene gum !

G

Thanks for the warning! But according to this article, smoking in the street is actually legal.

http://blogsofbainbridge.typepad.com...s-tobacco.html

Anyway, smoking on the street is legal in Tanzania & Uganda. I'm checking out the threads already. If Nairobi insists on pissing me off, I'll be quick to hop on a bus!

Loso

[Garsom10]

Well guys you seem to be on the edge I happen to know of various pro brothels actually run by a mistress. You go in choose a girl and then you negotiate a price (for a single shot or a whole night). If you know Kiswahili, thy don't overcharge but if you don't, they know you're a foreigner. That's the best place and gives est service. As for no-pros, it takes time to pin one.

[Gesheft]

I just found out about the smoking ban in Kenya. You can't even smoke in the street in Nairobi? Is this ridiculous law enforced?

What's a chain smoker to do in Nairobi? Where can one still smoke?

PS
Why are smilies off in the Kenya forum? This smoking ban deserves a big, fat EEK!

Loso

Yes this law is enforced and can be very painful.
Fines are 50,000 Kes or 6 months or both ! ie $625 !
There are some smoking points in Nairobi - next to public toilets!
Hotels have small areas set aside. Some bars & restaurants too.
My suggestion - take nicotene gum !

G

[Professor 1]

Normally its the municipal askaris, not the regular police, who arrest even if you spit or throw litter. Soon they will be arresting jaywalkers if a new by law is passed. Cross the road at the wrong place and you are in for it.

I have to laugh, as this sounds like Columbus, Ohio. When a cop stopped me in graduate school, I thought that he was joking. Fortunately, he only gave me a warning. One of my classmates spent the night in jail for jaywalking, failure to obey a law enforcement officer, blocking a public road, and the like.

[Hesekiels]

Absolutely agree. It's called marriage where if you don't do or do that, pay for this or that, you don't get sex. What's the joke? Marriage is like prison although in prison you get regular sex.

Interracial:

gosh, marriage would be indeed the worst case! :) I was thinking of favors like providing them with an US visa or something like that!

Cheers!


Hesekiels

[Member #4379]

Absolutely agree. It's called marriage where if you don't do or do that, pay for this or that, you don't get sex. What's the joke? Marriage is like prison although in prison you get regular sex.

Interracial, that's certainly not wrong! But even a 'wealthy Kenyan girl' is not for free! For sure somehow or other we have to pay a certain price when we f**k her! Agreed?

Cheers


Hesekiels

[Enzo 2009]

JamJam222 & Rwenotmen,

Thanks! So I can smoke in bars & restaurants with a balcony (including mongering spots). But could you please confirm that one is not allowed to smoke in the streets of Nairobi? And that the police hands out fines for this offence?

PS
Thanks for the link to the picture gallery. Some great images! This is the Casablanca Night Club & a sample of the talent.

Loso

Normally its the municipal askaris, not the regular police, who arrest even if you spit or throw litter. Soon they will be arresting jaywalkers if a new by law is passed. Cross the road at the wrong place and you are in for it.

I much prefer the laid back mombasa.