Nairobi

[John Tymga]

Hello, (I'm not english-speaking sorry)

Just some experiences in westlands after check the site http://www.hookup.co.ke/index.php?cityid=1

- I advice to forget the xxxx57 in Peponi road, 8 or 10 girls who look very bored with their job. I tried the only one asian (chinese) but it's not the same girl as in the photo or she became a bit fat. She's not GFE at all. Repulsive shower.

- 2nd floor in arcade building is better I think. At least a pretty kikuyu girl, I don't remember the name. And they have a real bed, it's better than the small stretcher in others beauty saloons.

In every case, impossible to pay than 4 000.

Enjoy!

[Jamjam222]

Yesterday night I went out with an office girl who turned out to be the most bizarre date I've had for a while. I know some of her colleagues and they set me up on a blind date with her. To cut the story short, we both quickly got pissed, went to a few bars (Gipsys. She wanted to see the hookers) and she suggested we go to this strip club in China Centre where she'd been twice before with her colleagues. I guess it must be the same place as you refer to. You can hear the music all the way on the ground floor, you can't miss it. Take the stairs next to the cash machines just inside the building. Walk up the stairs and it's on the right side as you come up to the 3rd floor.

Security guard at the club wanted to charge us KES500 entry fee each (I'm muzungu) and she told me when she went with her colleagues, it's 300 for guys and free for girls. After a long discussion and arguments, I got fed up and paid 800 for us both.

The place is definitely not upscale in my book, quite dingy. The main room looks like a cafe. Tables and chairs, no stage for dancing. There's a nice enough balcony with tables too, but it was pouring raining. About 5 girls there walking around. One was completely naked, the others had skimpy clothes on. The naked one grabbed me straight away, sat down on my lap and was rubbing her pussy in my crotch, bending over and spreading her pussy and so on, all the while my date was cheering her on. Didn't ask for any money, just wrote her phone number on a paper twice in case I lost one of them. (Her name was Janet)

My date wanted to see me have fun. I paid 500 for a lapdance in the VIP room, but I had to pay 500 extra to use the room as well. (My date said previously they paid 500 for the dance but free to use the VIP room). I took a girl that I liked into the room, my date came along to sit right next to us to watch. Stripped fully naked, I played with her pussy, tits etc. Then paid 1000 extra for a blowjob, my date and the stripper took turns to suck me. I could maybe have got the blowjob cheaper but I wasn't in the mood to haggle on the price.

In the same VIP room, just next to me, was another (local) dude. After his lapdance, he proceeded to fuck his stripper on the couch, just next to me. After he'd finished fucking her, she sucked him off till he came. That girl then came straight over to ask if I wanted to fuck her as well, my date and stripper still sucking me. Said no but didn't ask price.

The VIP room is really rotten, water leaking straight through from the roof. But it's dark and has a few couches. No privacy, except that it's dark.

You can definitely take the girls home if you want.

Got ripped off on the price of drinks as well. Charged me 600 for a shot of johnny walker, even the stripper told me normal price is 300, but the waitress refused to lower the price. And another 100 for the bottle of coke and 300 for a Tusker malt.

Not a cheap trip, could easily have taken home a hot take-away chick for less money, but it was great fun to do it once. I won't go back though. Don't go if you're shy. The girls are probably up for almost anything, whatever you have in mind.

Total damage: 800 taxi, 800 entry, 2000 lapdance+room+blowjob, 1000 drinks = 4600

And, most weird of all, at the end of the night, back in my room, my date refused to fuck me. Said that she doesn't have sex on the first night. I tried to argue logically that she'd already shared my dick with another girl. In the end, got two blowjobs before falling asleep and then again in the morning, with the promise that she'd give me awesome sex next time we meet and we can get another girl to join for 3-some. I'm not so sure there'll be a next time though.

Cheers,

KS

Sounds like great fun! Thanks for the report :D

[Denis1960]

You will find adds for the Massage parlors in the Star newspaper. I'm not able to give you specific evaluation on any particular one as I do not go to any of those, but the adds are there. Good day!

[LynnMan]

I'll be in Kenya next month, just trying to check out massage activity. I know there were several websites like 'mazozo' which is dead, that had contacts on girls, any news on that front?

Daily Nation used to have classifieds for girls, not anymore. I have been to the massage place in Gill House (Tom Mboya st) and Hotel Omni up the same street, I'd welcome recommendations for other places. I once saw a posting here of massage in Hotel 680, can someone confirm if it's still operational?

I usually target these places for a few reasons, I find massage providers usually have a better attitude, and looks than girls in the clubs. Then the massage place acts as a venue to do the act, saving me from the hassle of taxi, hotel, then kicking her out once the deed is done, I have no desire for all-nighters so the massage places works for me.

LM

[Khun Sanuk]

Just thought I would do my 'civic duty' and inform all of us that a new relatively high-end meet up restaurant has been opened at China center, along ngong road, Nairobi. Its called 'Caldina', located at the third floor and is exclusive for "single ladies to meet foreign men" (that's its exact tag line by the way).

I have not been there personally, just recently met a long term girl friend who told me she has been getting quite some clients from there.

Cheers,

LN

Yesterday night I went out with an office girl who turned out to be the most bizarre date I've had for a while. I know some of her colleagues and they set me up on a blind date with her. To cut the story short, we both quickly got pissed, went to a few bars (Gipsys. She wanted to see the hookers) and she suggested we go to this strip club in China Centre where she'd been twice before with her colleagues. I guess it must be the same place as you refer to. You can hear the music all the way on the ground floor, you can't miss it. Take the stairs next to the cash machines just inside the building. Walk up the stairs and it's on the right side as you come up to the 3rd floor.

Security guard at the club wanted to charge us KES500 entry fee each (I'm muzungu) and she told me when she went with her colleagues, it's 300 for guys and free for girls. After a long discussion and arguments, I got fed up and paid 800 for us both.

The place is definitely not upscale in my book, quite dingy. The main room looks like a cafe. Tables and chairs, no stage for dancing. There's a nice enough balcony with tables too, but it was pouring raining. About 5 girls there walking around. One was completely naked, the others had skimpy clothes on. The naked one grabbed me straight away, sat down on my lap and was rubbing her pussy in my crotch, bending over and spreading her pussy and so on, all the while my date was cheering her on. Didn't ask for any money, just wrote her phone number on a paper twice in case I lost one of them. (Her name was Janet)

My date wanted to see me have fun. I paid 500 for a lapdance in the VIP room, but I had to pay 500 extra to use the room as well. (My date said previously they paid 500 for the dance but free to use the VIP room). I took a girl that I liked into the room, my date came along to sit right next to us to watch. Stripped fully naked, I played with her pussy, tits etc. Then paid 1000 extra for a blowjob, my date and the stripper took turns to suck me. I could maybe have got the blowjob cheaper but I wasn't in the mood to haggle on the price.

In the same VIP room, just next to me, was another (local) dude. After his lapdance, he proceeded to fuck his stripper on the couch, just next to me. After he'd finished fucking her, she sucked him off till he came. That girl then came straight over to ask if I wanted to fuck her as well, my date and stripper still sucking me. Said no but didn't ask price.

The VIP room is really rotten, water leaking straight through from the roof. But it's dark and has a few couches. No privacy, except that it's dark.

You can definitely take the girls home if you want.

Got ripped off on the price of drinks as well. Charged me 600 for a shot of johnny walker, even the stripper told me normal price is 300, but the waitress refused to lower the price. And another 100 for the bottle of coke and 300 for a Tusker malt.

Not a cheap trip, could easily have taken home a hot take-away chick for less money, but it was great fun to do it once. I won't go back though. Don't go if you're shy. The girls are probably up for almost anything, whatever you have in mind.

Total damage: 800 taxi, 800 entry, 2000 lapdance+room+blowjob, 1000 drinks = 4600

And, most weird of all, at the end of the night, back in my room, my date refused to fuck me. Said that she doesn't have sex on the first night. I tried to argue logically that she'd already shared my dick with another girl. In the end, got two blowjobs before falling asleep and then again in the morning, with the promise that she'd give me awesome sex next time we meet and we can get another girl to join for 3-some. I'm not so sure there'll be a next time though.

Cheers,

KS

[Local Noobie]

I went to haiti-nightclub in nairobi.

Expecting something like casablanca-casanova (look my previous post), I was disappointed. Only 4 or 5 bikini dancing girls. T

at Mikle, its tahiti not haiti! I guess the typo is because haiti has been in the news quite often the past few weeks now.

Just thought I would do my 'civic duty' and inform all of us that a new relatively high-end meet up restaurant has been opened at China center, along ngong road, Nairobi. Its called 'Caldina', located at the third floor and is exclusive for "single ladies to meet foreign men" (that's its exact tag line by the way).

I have not been there personally, just recently met a long term girl friend who told me she has been getting quite some clients from there.

Cheers,

LN

[Mikle]

I went to haiti-nightclub in nairobi.

Expecting something like casablanca-casanova (look my previous post), I was disappointed. Only 4 or 5 bikini dancing girls.

The only nice thing is the free-touching policy.

They say they have nude shows and dances too, but couldn't see, on a Saturday night

[Concarne]

Hey guys!

Can someone tell me what the budget alternatives in Westlands are?

I can always stay at the Embassy (not again at Terminal unless I have to!) but I rather not...especially if I can find something a little nicer for the same or a bit more.

Thanks to all! Round of Tuskers on me in May for whomever is around!

[Hesekiels]

Am very sorry. But from this money. I like to drink 3 tot 4 tusker cold in nice disco. This imigration persons steel enough money. You pay 20 euro, Hi write. 25 dollar. Hi exchange for better rate en thake the rest of this money in his pocket. Howmany thimes in one day?

WB,

Yes brother, I know that you tend to save every single penny wherever you can! That's fair enough and it's entirely up to you! But please be informed that it was my own decision to tip this lovely girl! Don't get me wrong: if you or somebody else would not do it, no problem at all!

Anyway, these 5 US bucks did not make me poor and be assured that I had my 3 to 4 bottles Tusker nevertheless!

Cheers!


Hesekiels

[Willyboy]

Am very sorry. But from this money. I like to drink 3 tot 4 tusker cold in nice disco. This imigration persons steel enough money. You pay 20 euro, Hi write. 25 dollar. Hi exchange for better rate en thake the rest of this money in his pocket. Howmany thimes in one day?

[Local Expert]

Gentlemen, thank you very much for the usefull information !
Cheers - LE

[Hesekiels]

At Nairobi, the process takes about 15-30 minutes to go through. i was there two weeks ago. Just have $25 dollars and you will be fine.

true! And if you give the immigration officer 30 USD ("you can keep the change") it takes you 1.5 to 3.0 minutes! Last time my "immigration girl" was so cute! Even her smile was worth it! :)

Cheers!


Hesekiels

[Oil Rich]

Oil Rich:

Thanks for the info. It's very helpful and I'll probably try them out but I was using "Indian Cuisine" as a euphemism. Any ifo on that would greatly appreciated.

Mate. I knew exaxtly what you meant. I just thought I would throw in some "masala'

Indian girls. Sure I saw soemthing a while ago; in the local newspapers a few adverts are around for indian girls.

[Ze Gato]

Gentlemen, a quick question regarding visa:

I am German and I live in Turkey. Since there is no Kenyan embassy in here, I will need to get my visa at the airport in Nairobi. On several websites I read that this is apparently quite a hassle. What exactly is the "hassle" ? Is it due to lazy f..... policemen at immigrations who drink tea while hundreds of foreigners are waiting in line or do they want us to fill out tons of papers plus ask for bribes, or what is it ? Do I need to bring special papers next to my passport and get fined if I didn't ?

Any help from you guys would be highly appreciated !

Thanks - LE

At Nairobi, the process takes about 15-30 minutes to go through. i was there two weeks ago. Just have $25 dollars and you will be fine.

[Local Expert]

Gentlemen, a quick question regarding visa:

I am German and I live in Turkey. Since there is no Kenyan embassy in here, I will need to get my visa at the airport in Nairobi. On several websites I read that this is apparently quite a hassle. What exactly is the "hassle" ? Is it due to lazy f..... policemen at immigrations who drink tea while hundreds of foreigners are waiting in line or do they want us to fill out tons of papers plus ask for bribes, or what is it ? Do I need to bring special papers next to my passport and get fined if I didn't ?

Any help from you guys would be highly appreciated !

Thanks - LE