Nairobi

[Vittu]

"Heck, I even fucked the housekeeper at NOA twice after waking up with a boner and her knocking on the door."
This is what once happened to me at a downtown Nairobi hotel that has since been redeveloped. My overnight guest had just left when the cute housekeeper -- who was well aware of my mongering activities -- showed up. Through her actions -- her smile, the sway of her hips and combing her hair -- she made abundantly clear without saying a word that she was available and would be mine for the asking. I would have been interested except that I had a terrible hangover and was not in the mood.
Which means that you should not insult any housekeeper. But take advantage of her willingness when it is evident and on offer. As it is surprisingly often.

[Member #4178]

The best exercise to get used to kenyan ladies culture is to buy a snake.

But this will not assure you a 100% readiness. For that you need to buy a mamba from the amazon forest and use it as a pet.

After a year of training you can reduce the risk of surprise (from kenyan lady) by 10%

I am shifting now to Colombia and peru. in colombia the black girls are much
more attractive due to a mix blood.

But kenyan ladies has one huge advantage:

They fuck instantly in a matter of minutes especially non-pro.

they are very easy to get if you are smooth and used to snakes.

Performance wise, they are average since no positive emotion involved.

so if you just escape from a prison and you want only sex go to Mombasa

JP

[Hesekiels]

Yes i had with a girl of Malindi, i dont met her because without know her she starded askink gifts from Europe and when i write her i didnt buy she disappeared

Don't worry, that's quite normal! I guess the chance that she disappears then is about 98%. Just my personal experience!

Cheers!

Hesekiels

[Jamjam222]

Does anyone have experience with using Facebook to chat up Kenyan girls before going there?

Of course. If you are not looking for hardened prostitutes this is a very good way to meet girls in Kenya.

But don't start talking about sex etc. Just ask to be showed around by her. The rest will follow unless you are a complete idiot! ;)

[Member #4148]

Does anyone have experience with using Facebook to chat up Kenyan girls before going there?

Post #598.

Christ, man. Do a simple search.

[Willyboy]

Yes i had with a girl of Malindi, i dont met her because without know her she starded askink gifts from Europe and when i write her i didnt buy she disappeared

If you meet girl from Kenya, in the street, datingsite, disco. End this girl is 20 jaers jounger than you. Than this girl going with you for money. If you think. My girl is different. Than you need flying docter.

For love. Kenya girls need black man. Mzungu lover. This is for money. Amen

[MarioMarengo]

Does anyone have experience with using Facebook to chat up Kenyan girls before going there?

Yes i had with a girl of Malindi, i dont met her because without know her she starded askink gifts from Europe and when i write her i didnt buy she disappeared

[October70]

Does anyone have experience with using Facebook to chat up Kenyan girls before going there?

[Hesekiels]

... In some Asian countries they even have two girls coming and cleaning when they see that you are still inside.

And if that happens to you in Africa, then you simply take both cleaners for a great threesome! It would be an idea, wouldn't it!?

Cheers!

Hesekiels

[Bide59]

Excellent, brother! I like your approach very much! That's exactly the way it can work in Africa, only in Africa I guess! :)

Cheers!

Hesekiels

Guess so, because the first time it happened I was surprised that they come to clean in the room even with you inside and closing the door behind them is something I've never seen before in any other country. In some Asian countries they even have two girls coming and cleaning when they see that you are still inside.
But this is exactly what I love with Kenya, the "moments", the unforeseen and unexpected scenes with girls you can't experience in other countries.

[Hesekiels]

It's quite simple, actually. For some reason, they always close the door behind them to clean the room (intentionally??). Once she was inside, I watched her and asked her if she could make me happy. She knew what I meant right away but was a bit reluctant in the beginning. But I showed her my hard pecker behind my bath towel and I asked if 1000KES would make her happy. Somehow we reached a mutual agreement here, she undressed after making sure the door was locked and here we went. Fucking all styles, including doggy and spooner. No BJ though, she didn't know how to do it and I didn't bother to show either. Ready after 15 minutes, she dressed, got payed and off she was. Repeated two times in total

Excellent, brother! I like your approach very much! That's exactly the way it can work in Africa, only in Africa I guess!

Cheers!

Hesekiels

[Bide59]

Hi Bide59,

Like your style that you even fucked the housekeeper at NOA. Just out of curiosity how did you angle that one? Did you just let her in and asked her or.... Please elaborate so I can copy your technique for next time.

It's quite simple, actually. For some reason, they always close the door behind them to clean the room (intentionally??). Once she was inside, I watched her and asked her if she could make me happy. She knew what I meant right away but was a bit reluctant in the beginning. But I showed her my hard pecker behind my bath towel and I asked if 1000KES would make her happy. Somehow we reached a mutual agreement here, she undressed after making sure the door was locked and here we went. Fucking all styles, including doggy and spooner. No BJ though, she didn't know how to do it and I didn't bother to show either. Ready after 15 minutes, she dressed, got payed and off she was. Repeated two times in total

[October70]

Girls: In general, most of the are available if smiled at, talked to and rewarded. Heck, I even fucked the housekeeper at NOA twice after waking up with a boner and her knocking on the door. So willingness there is!

Hi Bide59,

Like your style that you even fucked the housekeeper at NOA. Just out of curiosity how did you angle that one? Did you just let her in and asked her or.... Please elaborate so I can copy your technique for next time.

[Bide59]

Just back from a 10-day trip to Nairobi. Wow, wow, and double wow. Been to many destinations to SE Asia but this experience beats them all. First, let me tell you how impressed I was about the beauty of the women, their bodies and their bed-skills (and willingness). I think I wasted years of mongering in Pattaya, Bangkok, Angeles, South Korea, China and Vietnam without finding a woman with any nice ass or tits like they are available in Kenya. And once you got to know them, the real gf experience is not far away.

Anyway, landed in Nairobi by 2:00AM with Turkish via Istanbul. Could not get a SIM card since all stands are closed. Got picked up by the driver from Natural Oak Apartments where I stayed. 3500 KES a pure rip-off, but better to be on the safe side since this was my first time. By now I have so many phone numbers of taxi drivers I would get a taxi for 1500KES (the normal price). Stayed at the NOA in a studio (5500KES/night), very clean, with pool and more important: quite area. Thanks for the tip, DZIKUSEK! First walk to the security guard to get me a lady for the morning for 2000KES plus 500 taxi. Next day the hunt started. I followed the Facebook procedure, where I had about 25 "friends" on my FB account, of which I narrowed it down to 6 girls to meet. 2 never showed up, 2 were sexually speaking a miss but cool to meet, and 2 turned out to become my "gf" in parallel. What compashions, what beauties, and the energy they put in. Wow! And best of all, none of the two actually ASKED for money directly. Food, wine, beer, entrance fees and some shopping (shoes and cloth, max 1500KES/day) was all what was needed. Best of all, one of them insisted that we wouldn't rent a car and driver to go to nearby Nakuru national park but took her car instead. Reluctantly I agreed, never sure what kind of wreckage she was driving. In the evening before she turns up with a big motherf. Toyota 4x4 jeep with leather seats and all available junk inside. Not even I could afford a thing like that. Tells me it's her husband's car, a high shot at Safaricom, the telecom company in Kenya. Cool, hope he's not a member here. One of the girls also took me with her friends (nope, did not have to pay for them, only entrance but no drinks) to Florida madhouse, a bar close to the university and Galileo in Westlands, the latter I can recommend for cute but rich chicks. No easy mongering place though as in Florida, where only a walk to the rest rooms alone can lead to some grabs at your ass, some breasts stuck in your face or a short touch to your penis. Next time I will enjoy Florida on my own, this time was browsning with company only.

Some practical issues:

Phone card: get a SIM card at the airport or any shopping mall. It's easy and absolutely necessary to stay in touch with the girls

ATM: available at any shopping mall or bank. Found out not all banks take my CC, but others do. Guess it's all about agreements with your bank. Had some US$ with me and exchanged at the airport right at the luggage belts. Good to have a few 1000KES in the beginning.

Taxi: Make friend with one or two taxi drivers close to your hotel and negotiate from the beginning. From NOA to down or uptown it's not more than 400, to one of my girl friends in buru buru it's 1000KES, night time 1300KES, to the YAYA shopping center ot other distances up to 15 minutes drive it's 200KES. Downtown to the aiport it's roughly 1500KES. Just to give you an idea of prices.

Girls: There is an abundance of super hot bodies out there, with asses and forms one can only dream about, especially for me with Asian experiences. However, Kenyan women in general strike me as more educated and smarter than the average Pattaya/Angeles woman (please forgive my generalization here). So watch out, they can eat you in a heartbeat and suck you dry of money. Treat them nice, make jokes, give massages, pay for good food and some presents and simply have a nice conversation and the lady is yours. But don'd overdo it! In general, most of the are available if smiled at, talked to and rewarded. Heck, I even fucked the housekeeper at NOA twice after waking up with a boner and her knocking on the door. So willingness there is!

Safety: Be careful but not afraid. Just be yourself as you would be walking in New York or Beijing, no money showing but with a determined walk. Take a taxi at night whenever possible or walk with local company. We walked from the University to Florida at 11PM without any issue, but alone I wouldn't have done it.

Simmers: Many opinions on that place in previous posts. Can't really understand the fuzz about it, drinks are slightly overprized and the food wasn't that impressive. In fact, it's noisy and crowded and the ladies standing there ugly for Kenyan standard. Why going there if other options are available? However, good for an early afternoon shag if beauty is not the primary requirement.

Sightseeing: KICC tower, Nairobi National Park, Nakuru National Park, Kenya Museum, Florida mad house and any street with bypassing hot chicks.

Sex: yeah, well, enthusiastic and willing like I seldom have seen women before. Oral or anal almost non existing. Some do oral but not very skilled, anal a big no-no and believe me I tried. I had to train my Toyota jeep lady for a whole week until she got the idea of a well performed BBBJ, after that I couldn't get her off my pecker anymore. One more thing, they don't seem to be used to a good foreplay: a short massage, a bit of kissing or DATY and she will be going crazy. That's my experience. Oh one last thing, something I couldn't not do with the Asian iron boards: find a lady with a nice booty bubble ass, lube your dick and her ass crack and fuck her crack. Once I even succeeded to penetrate her ass up to my glans until she pushed me off. Do it on the bed or in the shower, it drove me crazy and made me cum many times. Maybe just a temporary phantasy of mine with these asses, but it was cool.

That was all dear mongers, any questions, just let me know!

[Junior]

Junior, she has an awesome ass. I hope you tapped it.

A gentleman never tells - but being a naughty boy and not a gentleman I can confirm that her ass is just right.

She was quite skillful in addition to good body and looks.

Junior