Nairobi

[BobBlack]

Actually, more for you! The Gunz found a Tyra Banks look-a-like that is an attorney. Just going to chill for a bit for now because am tired of using condoms, hehe! So the town is yours my friend. Yeah, Thai Army ain't that stupid. They know farang butter the countries bread. Hell a new Harley Davidson plant is being built there! Image problem is an understatement. Police looting stores while civilians are being murdered just a few feet away does not give one a warm feeling of security, so I usually don't see wzungu in massive numbers at JKIA on arrival, but hey, what you going to do?

Sabina Joy! Kibera! Wow yeah you got some balls amigo! Even I don't go those places. Don't forget my posts regarding Ambeselli Lane hoehouse, Liedos strip bar (actually there more nice strip clubs on that road), Pink Apples, etc. When you start saying that you are partying in Umoja, Zimmerman, and Keyole, then its time to have your sanity evaluated. But you know the drill. I need to be there with you pal painting the town.

Did you find Tyra in Nairobi Gunz or in US now?

[Naked Gunz]

Spot on. Naked. I don t get it either. But there is more sweet african pussy left for us. Africa has a image problem. Strangely all these military coups didn t affect Thai tourism too much.

Actually, more for you! The Gunz found a Tyra Banks look-a-like that is an attorney. Just going to chill for a bit for now because am tired of using condoms, hehe! So the town is yours my friend. Yeah, Thai Army ain't that stupid. They know farang butter the countries bread. Hell a new Harley Davidson plant is being built there! Image problem is an understatement. Police looting stores while civilians are being murdered just a few feet away does not give one a warm feeling of security, so I usually don't see wzungu in massive numbers at JKIA on arrival, but hey, what you going to do?

If you ve not been to Sabina Joy. You don't know Nairobi. Totally african joint off tom mboya doubling as drinking den and of course some sharply dressed chicas. . I didn't make it to Kibera. But. I shall return. For now its Mombasa Raha. Neddy.

Sabina Joy! Kibera! Wow yeah you got some balls amigo! Even I don't go those places. Don't forget my posts regarding Ambeselli Lane hoehouse, Liedos strip bar (actually there more nice strip clubs on that road), Pink Apples, etc. When you start saying that you are partying in Umoja, Zimmerman, and Keyole, then its time to have your sanity evaluated. But you know the drill. I need to be there with you pal painting the town.

[Neddy69]

I must be the exception, I have lived and worked in Nairobi on and off the last 10 years but never got around to going, did plan to go in June this year on my last visit but I forgot about it.

Next time for certain I will check it out, though I have a network of women I meet in Nairobi I can't see the women there being for me a bit like simmers.

Well. I have a habit of hanging out at african places. Where you find beer you inevitably find chicas. It all depends. I went there more for a couple of Tuskers and if I see something I like and agree on a price I take it home. But finding chicas I use all avenues. From Nonpros to semis. From the street to tagged, afro, from shops cafes. Most are approachable. Than I give them a good interview. Of course places like Simmers have. Also hard core Hustlers. I never go for girls which aggressively pursue me. That usually means some troubles or bad performers. But even me I m not perfect. When a stunner stands in front of me, and I agree on a price. Ib have my weaknesses. LOL.

Neddy.

Ready to ravage Mombasa.

[Mombie75]

If you ve not been to Sabina Joy. You don't know Nairobi. Totally african joint off tom mboya doubling as drinking den and of course some sharply dressed chicas. But I started off in Simmers, where I was cornered by a Taita from coast which was brazen enough to start with 7000 ksh? Best to avoided. Blabla. I left Simmers through the back door. Headed to Sabina Joy. Rest assured. You ll find no white man in there. To enjoy a few tuskers. A slim sharply dressed Luo named Milka started lapdancing. So I got weak. Started with 5000 ksh? I countered with 2000 which is 100% over a local pays. Offer was accepted. Performance was nothing to write home about. But it's a start. At least she left content. Gorgeous slim body with damaged Tits. I didn't make it to Kibera. But. I shall return. For now its Mombasa Raha.

Neddy.

I must be the exception, I have lived and worked in Nairobi on and off the last 10 years but never got around to going, did plan to go in June this year on my last visit but I forgot about it.

Next time for certain I will check it out, though I have a network of women I meet in Nairobi I can't see the women there being for me a bit like simmers.

[Neddy69]

If you ve not been to Sabina Joy. You don't know Nairobi. Totally african joint off tom mboya doubling as drinking den and of course some sharply dressed chicas. But I started off in Simmers, where I was cornered by a Taita from coast which was brazen enough to start with 7000 ksh? Best to avoided. Blabla. I left Simmers through the back door. Headed to Sabina Joy. Rest assured. You ll find no white man in there. To enjoy a few tuskers. A slim sharply dressed Luo named Milka started lapdancing. So I got weak. Started with 5000 ksh? I countered with 2000 which is 100% over a local pays. Offer was accepted. Performance was nothing to write home about. But it's a start. At least she left content. Gorgeous slim body with damaged Tits. I didn't make it to Kibera. But. I shall return. For now its Mombasa Raha.

Neddy.

[Neddy69]

Seems to me a 7 and above won't be wasting time in a massage parlor. All she needs, and can easily have is a sponsor. Don't forget the huge compound at the end of Amboseli Lane in Lavington. Clean, nice girls, good bar. Kenya has so much pussy its unbelievable. Yet the world clamors to run to Pattaya and fall in love with ugly, completely over-fucked Thai. I don't get it.

Spot on. Naked. I don t get it either. But there is more sweet african pussy left for us. Africa has a image problem. Strangely all these military coups didn t affect Thai tourism too much. Why would I waste money in a massage parlor in Kenya. Unless of course I am after a REAL massage LOL.

Landed yesterday in NBO. Quatar comes highly recommended. 2 Dreamliners. One with free 10 min Wifi. Loved to whatsapp over the coast of Somaliland. Airport in NBO still a mess. I thought the new terminal was in operation. Any way. Shelled out 100 US for the EAC visa. So good to go to Uganda and Rwanda. Checked in Central Park in Cheikh Karume. Resident Rate 3200 ksh. Rooms nothing special, but Good Wifi. 8 mbit down. Went to Sabina Joy for a short checkup, but it was still early. But some promising chicas were around, and enjoyed a White Cap for 230 ksh. Called it a night. Today I ll start working on my long list of Tagged and Afrointro. Lots of work. Have some DD tits lined up. And to book on the new Madaraka Express.

Neddy.

Who was not far from kissing the sacred african earth.

[Naked Gunz]

I find this first look is most reliable and when I override it, I usually am disappointed.

Yeah, kind of agree, but it just depends on more factors than that-does she want to fuck you, how much is she getting out of all this, etc. -agree? I had a Columbiana in Panama at Golden Time, that seemed to be totally pissed that I picked her instead of the chiseled Latin Love God that she apparently must have been waiting for, yet she gave really good service, and had the softest skin I had touched in years.

To me on the looks department for all the masseuses. No one above a 7, most 4-6 range. Anyone above 7 anywhere is a rarity. Beauties are to be had, it just takes a long term game plan, some style and sensibility, and does not happen by scanning the internet. Most of the "spas" are not registered and are hidden in nice quasi estates in the city or in unmarked guarded apartment buildings.

Seems to me a 7 and above won't be wasting time in a massage parlor. All she needs, and can easily have is a sponsor. Don't forget the huge compound at the end of Amboseli Lane in Lavington. Clean, nice girls, good bar. Kenya has so much pussy its unbelievable. Yet the world clamors to run to Pattaya and fall in love with ugly, completely over-fucked Thai. I don't get it.

[Ubique2]

First, thank you to the others who referred Illusion Spa. I've been twice now. My experiences are mixed. You can read more below about location etc. All is accurate. Price for massage is KS 3,000. This is not cheap for Nairobi. About what you pay at a 5 star hotel, just FYI.

The place is safe, clean, quasi real spa with some masseurs offering extras.

My first time there was a great experience. You should get the opportunity to choose your masseuse from 7 + ladies. If you choose wisely, you will have a great experience. If you choose poorly, you will have a poor experience. My positive experience was w a gal who I had to very quickly judge to be enthusiastic and had a first good look at me and I her. I find this first look is most reliable and when I override it, I usually am disappointed. The positive experience was a great, legit massage and left me really satisfied.

My second time here was forgettable. I picked whom seemed to be the most attractive gal to me, and she gave a lifeless massage. She seemed like she was rubbing a dummy. Her head was someplace else and she was not in any way a healer. My view on women in legit massage. They either have a healing, palliative touch or they don't. Additionally, some can add lots of sensuality. This gal was like a dead fish and I could tell from the first minute. She should be fired.

To me on the looks department for all the masseuses. No one above a 7, most 4-6 range. Anyone above 7 anywhere is a rarity. Beauties are to be had, it just takes a long term game plan, some style and sensibility, and does not happen by scanning the internet.

Nairobi has always been a place of scams and most of the online world is a total scam. As someone else said, you have to go out and see for yourself. If you do not see firsthand for yourself, you will experience bait and switch. I cannot vouch for social media or dating cites as the ones I perused, were all god awful ugly and you couldn't pay me to be with them. For those of you who enjoy these kinds of gals, all the power to you.

One other note. Months ago I visited this place in Lavington: http://pinkapplespa.escortfiles.com.

Most of the "spas" are not registered and are hidden in nice quasi estates in the city or in unmarked guarded apartment buildings. When I got to this place, inside a compound. Bar area outside and inside, led upstairs to room, view gals who each introduce themselves. This time I relied upon intuition and it served me well. Had a fab time w the gal and still keep up w her. Looks wise here 3 of the 15 I would hit on. Total damage was about $50. You will have to use some basic sense to find this and other places. You should be careful going into apartment buildings alone in this city, don't. Always have a good driver or a wingman. Be smart, kind, and sensible.

[Zimzam]

How sex workers 'burn' Nairobi men with juju:

https://www.sde.co.ke/thenairobian/a...-men-with-juju

[RiziJames]

Hey guys!

Doubt anyone remembers me, but am a Swede and was in Nairobi a few years ago for a work thing and now back in Eastern Africa for another work thing, this time more travel and less consistent time spent in Nairobi but been here for about two months combined, love the place and the women! I generally advise using tinder and badoo, there are other ways such as picking up at bars and clubs but I prefer to go out with someone from the start and am having quite an easy time finding partners via badoo and tinder for dates. Brew in Westlands is amazing, quite cheap in terms of drinks and always great music, perfect for dancing! Apart from that I focused on visiting K1, Hypnotica, Kiza, be-Club and a few others, didn't visit Black Diamond and Gypsies apart from getting some food (note: the food is horrible) late on night. I know last time I think it was Naked who thought I lied as I never attached pictures, my reasoning is simply I never really "bought" girls as I rarely ended up giving them a token of money and instead I just paid for drinks, food and other things. Anyway, this time I think I will attach some pictures, all are from either badoo or tinder, generally, we spoke there, then I gave them my number of they gave me theirs, we continued to communicate via WhatsApp and I asked for them to send me pictures over there.

Nice girls. I know and have met some of them.

[Kontiki]

Hey guys!

Doubt anyone remembers me, but am a Swede and was in Nairobi a few years ago for a work thing and now back in Eastern Africa for another work thing, this time more travel and less consistent time spent in Nairobi but been here for about two months combined, love the place and the women! I generally advise using tinder and badoo, there are other ways such as picking up at bars and clubs but I prefer to go out with someone from the start and am having quite an easy time finding partners via badoo and tinder for dates. Brew in Westlands is amazing, quite cheap in terms of drinks and always great music, perfect for dancing! Apart from that I focused on visiting K1, Hypnotica, Kiza, be-Club and a few others, didn't visit Black Diamond and Gypsies apart from getting some food (note: the food is horrible) late on night. I know last time I think it was Naked who thought I lied as I never attached pictures, my reasoning is simply I never really "bought" girls as I rarely ended up giving them a token of money and instead I just paid for drinks, food and other things. Anyway, this time I think I will attach some pictures, all are from either badoo or tinder, generally, we spoke there, then I gave them my number of they gave me theirs, we continued to communicate via WhatsApp and I asked for them to send me pictures over there.

[Koolkid]

I was looking through the Mombasa forum and it was said that most pharmacies stock the generic and original. I would have thought the same with Nairobi? I was thinking of bringing my own, but am not sure if this could be a problem at customs?

Anybody have a recommendation for Vitamin V or C in Nairobi?

[PleasureForYou]

Can anyone help me with a big boobs and big ass woman in 25-35 age group. Should be able to accommodate. Also please PM me the details.

[Naked Gunz]

Anybody have a recommendation for Vitamin V or C in Nairobi?

[Naked Gunz]

It has been a few years since I went to Kenya If you do not mind. What is the current cost for a Florida or Westlands girl?
Do you remember the name of the place that was in Westlands. It was a fancy house with girls that were a bit more upscale? I have forgotten the name. It was a bit of a pain to get there but it was full of lookers and not as seedy as Florida or simmers. Was that Casablanca by any chance? Concarne.

Your request is confusing Carn. He said Casablanca closed down, so why even bother with it? That place was a graveyard years ago. Do you want info on a house or club? Florida 2000 is now a restaurant- its gone. The other Florida- the new Madhouse- is full of fat, older pros, most hooked on something. I tried it twice in April to give the place a chance, and its not worth your time, esp since your asking about lookers. In Westlands the new spot is Gypsy, as BD is slowly waning, slowly mind you. They will obviously start at the highest price they know you can afford, so you have to bargain. Its me, the Black guy, they seem to want to argue with all the time over fucking shillings. , yet white guys get a pass. Simmers always surprises me with a diamond in the rough, so don't completely overlook it. If your downtown, there so many bars, just get a little liquid courage and go get one out there. Don't forget online. That way you can have something arranged on arrival. Cheers.