Nairobi

[Naked Gunz]

Exactely, and more. Its dangerous: they work all togheter to rob you, starting with Girls / Taxidriver / Hotel manager / Police. They all play the game. And one day they will take you!

WOW Beno! You make it sound like a country wide conspiracy. I never had any problem like this. I simply meant how the complete lazy "attitudes" permeate the entire society. I think what you are speaking of are more a Mombasa conspiracies. This beach town attracts low-life scum to work together to prey on the tourists.

[Beno69]

....These women have such lovely bodies, but am saying good-bye to Kenya for awhile. Its to the point that they're not enough to compensate putting up with everything else so wrong with Kenya, and it's women.

.... Lousy food, terrible service, horrible roads, maniacal driving, traffic, corrupt cops ....

Exactely, and more. Its dangerous: they work all togheter to rob you, starting with Girls / Taxidriver / Hotel manager / Police. They all play the game. And one day they will take you!

I went to Kenya about 10 years at least 20 times and I thought for me everything is fine. Till the last trip.

[Naked Gunz]

Thanks Gunz for the pics. So would you say Hypnotic is too pretentious, or too much drama for mongering?paying 3 K per, then she's got money, as there's

Yes its a dump. She only stayed there a couple days, so she is broke, aside from me seeing her a few times while there.

Hypnotic was fine, but something that is more obvious to me now, but not before, is that you really don't know who is selling pussy for that night. My guy (on many a drunken night) took me to many places all over town. Sure, I can get the number, and play the "I'm a nice guy pursuing your affections" game, but what's the point of that, its not mongering.

FYI, I have Whitney's contact info, but she was also playing games. A true-beauty pro as herself when approached should show the fuck up when requested, do her job, get her money, and move on- but no! She played this cat and mouse game with me over when , and where, would not answer my texts for days, and hours. This is the shit I endured over Tinder, Afro, etc. from many. I don't know what has happened to change the dynamics over the last few years. I just told her to phuck off. My mongering got so much easier when I picked a fav and just had her stay with me.

[Naked Gunz]

Thanks for the link! Man, end of an era. : cry: : sigh: I remember so many good times at F2, back in the day.

This really signals the changes going on in Nairobi. The CBD has no new real places to party while looking over talent to pick for your shag for the evening. Simmers is there, but after being in Nairobi for the eighth or so time in 3 years, that place is now my last choice. Pro, and non-pro women in Nairobi hate that place. Quality is hard to find there, and the street girls walk in and out freely, and they are not to be trusted. I found out that I'm still talked about there when a women I shagged was amazed to find out she was with the Black American that was so crazy over the green-eyed Luo that I banged. That was three years ago! People love to talk in Kenya. You will be remembered- especially as a possible ATM.

The Chinese are building some shit there man! There was also a recent huge conference of Japanese, much less the other heads of state that have recently passed through. Its a fucking shame the stealing fucking Africans are letting others rebuild the country. Enough about politics.

I spent weeks in Nairobi, but I stopped posting simply because I got feedback from only one person. Its like talking to yourself. I feel it is a waste to give effort for nothing. I developed a nasty cough that I could not shake, so I kept this lovely for the week to help with recuperation, and stayed away from the bars. OMG, its like this woman was born to phuck me. We were so compatible sexually, that if I had not left the country, she would be the only one I need. She walks like a woman, in that she sways and sashays. Her mouth sucks your manhood like she is in love. Her triple DDD's caught my attention, her moves in bed kept it.

These women have such lovely bodies, but am saying good-bye to Kenya for awhile. Its to the point that they're not enough to compensate putting up with everything else so wrong with Kenya, and it's women. The shine is starting to wear off the new coin. Lousy food, terrible service, horrible roads, maniacal driving, traffic, corrupt cops (one stop cost me 3000) and suddenly I'm working too hard to get non-pros. They post fake or altered pics all over the net, are always late, play fucking games with you, and at the end of the day-are just plain dumb biatches. They hate Kenyan men, but when a rich Black American says "Hello", they give a cold shoulder? However a mzungu is God, only because of the perceived riches to be had. How fucking dumb can pussy be? No wonder this forum is dead. Those panties should be falling off when they hear the accent, but they don't because they think I'm another broke Kenyan. Actually that's probably a good thing when it comes to not being fucked with, but not getting laid. Kenya is just too third world to not be paid to be here. Pussy holidays can be had in many more places. Its not worth the BS. The sad shame of it all- all that shit is way better than being in the USA.

Thanks for the shags, but good-bye for now Kenya. I'll just save on the frustration and airfare and bang Dubai Africans. More costly there, but it all works out in the end. Next up- more of the Philipines and Ghana.

[Rwenotmen]

Went back to Hypnotic with the driver. I was getting looped by then. I spied a girl with a nice body, and phat ass. The good phat. She was not really pretty, but sexy. I can tell the sex will be good. She is a Rawandan here visiting. Took her back to the room, and I was right. She loved to kiss, and she gave it to the Gunz like I like it. Her pic is there.
She was staying at the Parkside near the ramp by Nakumatt Lifestyle. Only 3 k, according to her. Kinda ghetto but clean enough.

Thanks Gunz for the pics. I could be happy with her-- at least she has some tits to grab, not like most Kenyan ladies -- although I'm not complaining. They have asses made in heaven!

So would you say Hypnotic is too pretentious, or too much drama for mongering?

And a word about Parkside-- like most old hotels in Nai centre, Parkside is hanging on waaay past its old glory {And I'm looking at you too, "Ambassadeur". And you too, Meridian. } And if she's paying 3 K per, then she's got money, as there's cheaper but not-so-great places on Kilome Rd and Ngariama Ln (near Liddos).

[Rwenotmen]

Florida 2000 is now closed for good. I'm told its a restaurant. Madhouse is back open just across the street from its old location. I have not checked it out yet, but a few guys have reported on it.

I keep hearing the same thing tho-that its not good.

http://www.nation.co.ke/lifestyle/bu...o4j/index.html

Thanks for the link!

Man, end of an era. : cry: : sigh: I remember so many good times at F2, back in the day.

But truthfully, it had outlived its glory, for many years now. It was no longer even good enough as a dancehall, let alone for mongering.

Best they move on to, as they said, managing one place, or just going into legit businesses.

Ha! See, they agree: http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/article/2000182467/nairobi-s-florida-franchise-restructures

[Naked Gunz]

It you don't have reservations by now for Nairobi, you may be out of luck. There is a huge conference until the 29th and the city is booking up fast. I was lucky to move from my crap AirBNB dump to a nice hotel. If you have a favorite provider maybe you better book her now. Over seven-hundred horny Japanese alone are coming. Prices will skyrocket. I'm trying to lock down my favs now.

[Naked Gunz]

For those Nairobi visitors with discriminating taste, two places presented to me are Blu Bistro in Fortis Tower (just across from Havana) which is very nice but crowded on Sat. I actually felt a little out of place with my clothes. Lots of women, but can be hard to distinguish pro's. I imagine they will present them selves with the right eye contact. The other place is (B) club in Kilimani. Probably the nicest in all of Nairobi. I mean really classy. This is where the Nigerian ballers like to come and flash money. I had my older phat booty beauty with me. Her ass just jiggles like jello. Got so drunk with her, I can't recall much from that night, but the shag was good.

There are so many women in this country, but they all want to be taken care of, which can be expensive when your voracious like me. After banging so many, and getting pretty much wasted all last week, I will probably settle on two really good and hot women I like the best. It elimnates all the logistical crap when getting another new chick on Tinder, Tag, etc. Probably the easiest move to make is to go the bar and get one.

[Naked Gunz]

Thanks Gunz once again.

Thanks for the shout BB. Just trying to give back. I wanted to go to K1 on Tue. , but was just too tired. It is also cold in Nairobi, and that place is mainly outdoors. I love K1 on Tue. Night. My driver took me barhopping and showed me some places. Bavaria Garden in Westlands is very nice place, and they had karoke that night. I'm told that it's packed on weekends. Then he took me to a bar in TRM mall on Thika Rd. , called Passia. Also very nice. It was Wed. I'm sure hot girls are in both places on the weekend. If you take a woman to either of these places your street cred will be raised for Nairobi knowledge. There are two cool bars in the tall building across from Havana: Aqua Lux and Hypnotic. We arrived early, but they got busy later.

The hoehouse in Lavington has had a makeover, and in my opinion for the worst. It was previously a bit raw, like Lidos. The girls walked around in negligee or basically almost naked. The lighting was low, and when you walked in, you basically wanted to fuck right away. Now that is all changed. The place is like a regular bar. The lights are very ON, and the girls are clothed. I told the manager they fucked up with the changes. She has even changed because now she is fat. I did not see anybody I wanted to bang, because I could not see the pussy! Maybe a place to have a drink, but you can go anywhere for that. I have lost any interest in the place now.

Went back to Hypnotic with the driver. I was getting looped by then. I spied a girl with a nice body, and phat ass. The good phat. She was not really pretty, but sexy. I can tell the sex will be good. She is a Rawandan here visiting. Took her back to the room, and I was right. She loved to kiss, and she gave it to the Gunz like I like it. Her pic is there.

I woke up and shagged her again in the morning. She did not know how to get back to her hotel, so I took her on the bus. WTF! Now I'm a tour guide! She was staying at the Parkside near the ramp by Nakumatt Lifestyle. Only 3 k, according to her. Kinda ghetto but clean enough.

I went to Tribeka on Banda Street. Nice place to sit on the balcony and watch Nairobi go by. Thursday I was tired from the night before and all that drinking, so I called my long time friend with the huge tits. She is really a sweet person and non-pro. I shagged her hard like she likes it, and since I have gotten in better shape I almost broke her. She lets me pump her as long as I want with no complaints or trying to rush me. Really nice.

The woman I met that works in Westgate had a drink with me on Wed. I can't believe how shy this grown woman is. She can't even maintain eye contact. Her body is nice, but she is a church girl. I don't know if I want to put in work. One freaking problem is the constant tardiness of almost everyone I meet. Seconds turn into hours very easily in this country. The cleaning lady is late, driver late, pussy is late. It can drive you fucking crazy.

[BobBlack]

Florida 2000 is now closed for good. I'm told its a restaurant. Madhouse is back open just across the street from its old location. I have not checked it out yet, but a few guys have reported on it.

I keep hearing the same thing tho-that its not good.

http://www.nation.co.ke/lifestyle/bu...o4j/index.html

Thank the stars for this man who sends regular reports and interesting ones at that. I thought for a while that Kenya had been cut off from the rest of Africa as there's no reporting coming back, is it so tight in the world that you've forgotten Africa exists. OK, not the cheapest for great or even half decent accommodation, but great people, friendly and the female of the species are hot. Thanks Gunz once again.

[Naked Gunz]

Florida 2000 is now closed for good. I'm told its a restaurant. Madhouse is back open just across the street from its old location. I have not checked it out yet, but a few guys have reported on it.

I keep hearing the same thing tho-that its not good.

http://www.nation.co.ke/lifestyle/bu...o4j/index.html

[Naked Gunz]

Gunz arrived Sat. I was just too tired from the flight after a late arrival to find your GF at Black Diamond Lolaruns, sorry. Sunday is dead for most action so I went to the reliable Simmers. Not much to pick from, but I knew if I waited long enough something would happen. Simmers is a rough crowd and an aquired taste. After a few drinks was approached by Pat. She is a bit thick, but has a sweet personality. I can tell it won't be a bad night if spent with her. She later told me Sailors is good on Sunday.

I took her back to my apartment. This time I have an Air BNB place in Westlands within walking distance of Westgate. Its very basic place but the owner has great wi-fi and pretty good Zuku tv. No walk of shame and no desk registration is almost priceless. After polishing off my bottle of gin (these women are drunks and need to be buzzed to fuck a stranger) I fucked Pat as she likes to be called. I must have pumped into her most of the night, and next morning. Pic of her in the shower, which was hard to get.

I have some prearrangements and am working down the list. I met Mary on Tag, and we arranged to meet Mon. I walked over to Westgate to pick her up. As I was about to go in the place, I see a very shapley woman coming out. Her body was talking to me, and I had to make a move. Turns out she works in the mall, and had just got off work. I got the number very easily, and texted her for a next day meeting, which she agreed to. After I mentioned that she could bring a change of clothes to go to work from my place, I got complete silence- maybe pushing too hard but if you don't ask, you don't get- let her think about it.

I met Mary and we had some drinks at the gourmet burger place in the mall. She told me she is bisexual-BINGO! I let her go through my phone, and she has good taste-she wanted to fuck all the hot girls I know. Later she brought up a 3 some, which I will consider, but not with her girlfriend, who looks too much like a dude. When she told me her tribe, again I was floored- she is a Kamba-BINGO! Kambas love sex. They have a big reputation for it, and she is my first. After we got back to the apartment, she showed me a video of her playing with her dildo. On it she came.

Very quickly and is a squirter-WOW! After some more talking and letting her drink to get warmed up-it was on. She has a big clit, and she came again after a little oral, very quickly, and wow, she sqirted like a gusher, it was amazing. She wanted to 69 ,followed by some mish. I would have to say that the Kamba rep is true, at least with her. She had no problem with pics, and her body is pretty hot. It seems this will be a good trip, as I have many more lined up. These ladies seem quite concerned about being around Simmers. Seems they can get robbed easily by the street girls, so caution is advised, tho I've never had an issue.

One problem. I bought some gin from Nakumatt, but it seems to have been tampered with. I opened the bottle, and smelled something wrong with the booze. I think they are stealing the liquor somewhere, and replacing it with some bad smelling shit water. I'm talking with the manager today for a return. Its hard to believe you can buy this crap at a store, but this is Kenya.

[Naked Gunz]

Ahahaha, you guyz really know how to welcome a noobie! She looks cute. (from a distance -- no offense!) Heavy on the make-up,

Well, he met her at Blk DIA, where the lighting is so dark, you won't see the mileage on her face until after you have already chatted her up, and drank all evening. In other words when its far too late. All the lies she has told you become quite evident when you see in the bright light you just picked a seasoned pro.

[Rwenotmen]

Ahahaha, you guyz really know how to welcome a noobie!

Hey all...maybe help me out finding her. Thanks in advance.

She looks cute. (from a distance -- no offense!) Heavy on the make-up, means she's at least a semi-pro.

Wish you had some pics of the lovely goods upfront.

[BobBlack]

Hey all,

I was in Nairobi 3 weeks ago. After deciding to visit black diamond, I finally met what I wanted that night. We drank Amar ulna and champagne. She was stunning with big boobs. But then suddenly she had to leave and didn't even leave me her contacts. Any of you, who can maybe help me out finding her, as I have to finish what I started. I attached 2 pics which I snapped from her.

Thanks in advance.

Like Vanilla, I'd say forget her completely. Lots of girls all over Kenya have sponsors who stay hidden from you and you would have to be quick to get inside her knickers. Looks like she'll have had a few more pricks than a pin cushion in her day and who can blame guys for not wanting to. Stay away would be my advice unless you want to be taken (moneywise), and look elsewhere, plenty of fish in the sea.