Nairobi

[AlecBrwn]

So my flight got pushed up an extra two days so I'm in Nairobi wanted to know if any fellow mongers are in town and wanting to go do some exploring.

[Mombie75]

Can you share where you saw it is open 24 hours? I was only able to find Safaricom at the airport closed at 9 pm.

As soon as you exit the arrivals hall you must turn right and you will see all the people standing in front of you waiting for people arriving. Behind this crowd you will see a small row of stalls. One of them will likely be open and sell sim cards. I'm not sure 24 hrs but I have always topped up my mpesa on arriving there at all sorts of hours.

[AlwaysHorny 2]

As far as I know people bolt now a lot more than uber. There is a safaricom stall outside as you come out the arrivals hall, I think open 24 HR, they will have sim cards I imagine.

Can you share where you saw it is open 24 hours? I was only able to find Safaricom at the airport closed at 9 pm.

[AlwaysHorny 2]

I used Uber last time and summoned him using airport WiFi. The only difficulty is when you walk outside. The WiFi fades fast. So stay in until it looks like the Uber driver is nearby.

Good tip! I'll use the wifi and wait to buy a Safaricom card in the city. Thank you!

[Mombie75]

Be there in a couple weeks. I arrived around 3 am. I know to get a Safaricom SIM card, but it appears they will be closed.

I would prefer to hire an Uber over all the over transportation options. Should I use the airport wifi for Uber? What are the options if using a Taxi and what is a responsible fare?

Thanks.

As far as I know people bolt now a lot more than uber. There is a safaricom stall outside as you come out the arrivals hall, I think open 24 HR, they will have sim cards I imagine.

[Radical Guy]

Be there in a couple weeks. I arrived around 3 am. I know to get a Safaricom SIM card, but it appears they will be closed.

I would prefer to hire an Uber over all the over transportation options. Should I use the airport wifi for Uber? What are the options if using a Taxi and what is a responsible fare?

Thanks.

I used Uber last time and summoned him using airport WiFi. The only difficulty is when you walk outside. The WiFi fades fast. So stay in until it looks like the Uber driver is nearby.

[AlwaysHorny 2]

Be there in a couple weeks. I arrived around 3 am. I know to get a Safaricom SIM card, but it appears they will be closed.

I would prefer to hire an Uber over all the over transportation options. Should I use the airport wifi for Uber? What are the options if using a Taxi and what is a responsible fare?

Thanks.

[Mombie75]

What is TIA or TIK?

An excuse locals make when they offer poor service or something goes wrong. This Is Africa or This Is Kenya.

[HappyFarang]

Yep. Kenyan women are very approachable and almost all up for some bedroom gymnastics, some the same night but you get them all in a short space of time if you play it properly. TIA or TIK.

What is TIA or TIK?

[HappyFarang]

Thanks for all the advice on transport between Nairobi and Mombasa.

I am moving to Mombasa's forum and will report there on my findings. It's going to be fun. Only worry would be food, as I don't eat any animal products, but it looks like there are plenty of traditional options.

[TiVida]

But, I had to go to two pharmacies to get a weeks supply.

Other prescription drugs, such as ambien or valium, require doctor's prescription. It is said that some pharmacists can prescribe, but I suspect it takes a lot of hunting to find one like that.

Thanks for this info MamaGuevos. Had no problem getting a generic Viagra in a pharmacy, 150 bob per 100 MG pill.

Trip Report.

Spent 4 nights in Nairobi and took 3 girls. Stayed at the Mvuli Suites which came up on Booking. Its GF with a security guard on the gate to check them in. Room had a small kitchen, en suite and a smart tv with Youtube and other apps on it which was handy. Wifi was just OK, dropped out sometimes but I have a 4 G sim anyway so not a major problem. Cost was 2,200 ksh per night, I booked two nights then extended for a further two. Local area has a supermarket a 3 minute walk away and a sports bar (Hacienda) with BBQ food on the menu. Its about a 20 minute walk to the CBD so I took Bolt taxis everywhere, usually about 150 ksh.

Had meant to make it to Sabina Joy but never did, Some of the reports on here of 5's and 6's put me off. Mainly focused on Tinder, Bumble and Tagged. Found Tinder easily the best of the three as Tagged has a lot of dross on it and only one photo of the girl. I did contact a couple of girls through an escort site but that was useless too as there was no face pics and when asked for pics by Whatsapp I got no reply. So Tinder the main game for me. I chased university girls 20-25 who were 7's and 8's and once matched asked if they were here for short term fun which most were even if their profile said long term only. From there exchanged numbers for Whatsapp to negotiate. Offered 4 k ST with two sessions and massage. Many wanted more, 7 k, 8 k not uncommon. Told them thanks but not for me. Probably only 25% accepted 4 k with a few asking 5 k.

Had a good time with 3 girls, the first two especially. All 3 had great slim bodies and nice tits. All 3 gave BBBJ but only one was good at it. The third was trying to get more money out of me right before the deed. Was assertive and said 4 k was the price we agreed or she could leave. Even afterwards she was asking for more which was annoying but told her no. The other two were great in bed and eager to please. Far better attitudes than what you get in Thailand these days and cheaper too.

I enjoyed Nairobi a lot and will be back in a few weeks after going to Uganda & Rwanda. So will take at least one of the girls again on my return and then I have about 30 matches on Tinder to filter through and contact for when I get back. Overall ID say Nairobi is a fun town with better looking girls than Thailand who are more eager to please. Have definitely enjoyed my first stay and looking forward to the next one in a few weeks. Will also get down to Mombasa area as well for some fun by the beaches. Thanks to all for the previous helpful reports.

[Radical Guy]

That's great advice. Do you buy the tickets once you are in Nairobi? Or do you buy them in advance?

It looks like my messages need to be manually approved for now, which is why I am slow. There's another message awaiting approval where I replied to Helgi.

I have the Kenya Airways app. It's cheaper if you book in advance, once you have your international ticket to Nairobi. Make sure you give yourself some wiggle room in case your international flight is delayed. I generally arrive in Nairobi in the evening, so I book my Mombasa flight on Kenyan Airways for the next morning.

[Mombie75]

Took four days in Kisumu for work. I met a 21 year old student on Tagged prior to my visit and she came to my hotel every night after work. We usually went two rounds at night and one in the morning. She complained a bit that it was too much sex, but she liked the room service and the ambience (not to mention the money, although she never once asked for money). The first day she refused BBBJ, but she was gradually convinced by day 2. Her blow job was outstanding, and suggested that she was actually experienced. On the other hand, she absolutely loved cunnilingus (what a hypocrite!). She had a way of secreting a taste free mucous when she came that I found remarkable. On my way back to the USA, I spent the afternoon and evening with a 23 year old woman from Nairobi to whom I had made plans before arriving in Kenya to spend a few days. In the end, I did not have the time for more than a few hours. She arrived nervous as hell. We went for drinks: I had whiskey and she had orange juice. However, when it came time to preform she was wonderful- total GFE. She loved DFK and cunnilingus but did not want to give BBBJ. We went two rounds and had a nice dinner together before she pushed off. We would have done a third round but I was out of energy.

Thus, in 8 days in Nairobi and Kisumu, I identified two completely GF hotels (Sarova Stanley and Imperial). I got 4 girls from Tagged, all of whom were willing to do multiple rounds, all of whom were seriously into DFK, but none of whom wanted to give blow jobs (although 3 of 4 ultimately were fine with it). This leads me to think that Kenyan women are not into BBBJ, but are ultimately willing to compromise when they get to know you. I might add that none of the women cared one way or the other if sex were raw.

Sorry I did not get a chance to check out the bar scene and report back. I did have a chance to stroll through a mall in Kisumu to test out the idea of picking up a girl. I passed a nail salon and chatted up a really sexy 20-something who was working there. After 10 minutes or so of flirting, she was anxious to give me her number so that we could get together after work. I was quite amazed as I am not Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise and did not offer cash. Sadly, my evening was already taken. It is worth adding that several waitresses gave off an overly friendly vibe over the course of 8 days, but I never followed up with any of them.

I have spent time in Bangkok, the Dominican Republic, Brazil and the Philippines. Getting laid by 20 something "non-pros" in Kenya was the easiest in this group of monger-friendly countries. It is truly sad to be leaving so soon.

Yep. Kenyan women are very approachable and almost all up for some bedroom gymnastics, some the same night but you get them all in a short space of time if you play it properly. TIA or TIK.

[MamaGuevos]

Took four days in Kisumu for work. I met a 21 year old student on Tagged prior to my visit and she came to my hotel every night after work. We usually went two rounds at night and one in the morning. She complained a bit that it was too much sex, but she liked the room service and the ambience (not to mention the money, although she never once asked for money). The first day she refused BBBJ, but she was gradually convinced by day 2. Her blow job was outstanding, and suggested that she was actually experienced. On the other hand, she absolutely loved cunnilingus (what a hypocrite!). She had a way of secreting a taste free mucous when she came that I found remarkable. On my way back to the USA, I spent the afternoon and evening with a 23 year old woman from Nairobi to whom I had made plans before arriving in Kenya to spend a few days. In the end, I did not have the time for more than a few hours. She arrived nervous as hell. We went for drinks: I had whiskey and she had orange juice. However, when it came time to preform she was wonderful- total GFE. She loved DFK and cunnilingus but did not want to give BBBJ. We went two rounds and had a nice dinner together before she pushed off. We would have done a third round but I was out of energy.

Thus, in 8 days in Nairobi and Kisumu, I identified two completely GF hotels (Sarova Stanley and Imperial). I got 4 girls from Tagged, all of whom were willing to do multiple rounds, all of whom were seriously into DFK, but none of whom wanted to give blow jobs (although 3 of 4 ultimately were fine with it). This leads me to think that Kenyan women are not into BBBJ, but are ultimately willing to compromise when they get to know you. I might add that none of the women cared one way or the other if sex were raw.

Sorry I did not get a chance to check out the bar scene and report back. I did have a chance to stroll through a mall in Kisumu to test out the idea of picking up a girl. I passed a nail salon and chatted up a really sexy 20-something who was working there. After 10 minutes or so of flirting, she was anxious to give me her number so that we could get together after work. I was quite amazed as I am not Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise and did not offer cash. Sadly, my evening was already taken. It is worth adding that several waitresses gave off an overly friendly vibe over the course of 8 days, but I never followed up with any of them.

I have spent time in Bangkok, the Dominican Republic, Brazil and the Philippines. Getting laid by 20 something "non-pros" in Kenya was the easiest in this group of monger-friendly countries. It is truly sad to be leaving so soon.

[Mombie75]

The flights are cheaper if you buy them at least two or three weeks before. Just Google for the according Airlines and book on their websites:

(1) Kenya Airways.

(2) Jambojet.

(3) Skyward Express.

(4) Safarilink.

Be aware, Safarilink and Skyward use Wilson not Jomo.