Nairobi

[BelgianPunter]

BP. Do you mean the same Sarova Stanley in central business district downtown Nairobi that I have experienced several times??

G.

I do.

Was there for a week two weeks ago.

Brought three girls up from the cafe.

Had one girl register and meet me in my room.

Don't know if it mattered that I registered double occupancy.

But for the three girls I brought up, I can't see how it would.

Sounds like two different hotels.

[Gesheft]

Very girl friendly.

If you have the girl visit and you are in your room, they will take her ID and announce her arrival. Then they send her up. They will also call when she has left.

If you meet her in the lobby and have a drink or meal at the Thorntree Cafe, then you can just proceed from there to the elevator with no signing her in.

Nice place, too.

BP. Do you mean the same Sarova Stanley in central business district downtown Nairobi that I have experienced several times??

Girl Friendly. For a price! And a hefty price only!

If you sneak a girl into your room from the Cafe or bar. The security on each floor alerts the reception. And you get a letter with a bill of $100 under your door before you have time to get your pants off. (Security guys get a %.

If you walk in from the cafe to the lifts. You will be asked to register the lady. Take her I'd. And charge you for double occupancy.

(This might appear on your bill with the lady's name. So be careful for this suprise when you check out).

{Some company accountants checking expense accounts might raise an eyebrow at this!

This has cost me over a $100 per night on more than one occasion. So unless they have changed their policy in the last 6 months or so. Beware! - as this can be a costly.

"girl friendly".

So please explain when & how you have experienced this at the Stanley!

G.

[BelgianPunter]

Very girl friendly.

If you have the girl visit and you are in your room, they will take her ID and announce her arrival. Then they send her up. They will also call when she has left.

If you meet her in the lobby and have a drink or meal at the Thorntree Cafe, then you can just proceed from there to the elevator with no signing her in.

Nice place, too.

[RaviIsBest]

Hilton is definitely GF. I called up an escort at around 1 in the Night & they called up while she entered. They registered her. Escorted her to my room. No Questions Asked. While she left they called up to confirm that my guest is leaving.

But yeah I paid for Double Occupancy while check-in & informed them that the other person will join later.

Greetings all,

I have read the forum and can find no true answer about whether this place is girl friendly.

Jiggy said maybe if you are not a club member.

Another member took a girl who was already inside the bar.

Does anyone know for sure?

Thank you

[Naked Gunz]

Is there any chance of hotel refusing entry to guest? Or security demanding bribe?

Any comments on Sentrim 680 Hotel Nairobi? Is it girl friendly?

Make sure you pay for a double room, and that they know it. They will try to charge extra for the girl coming in. Only issue is the walk of shame in the very busy lobby. Guards are rent-a-cops that have no interest in the hotel. The desk is run by idiots. Had a cleaning lady intentionally walk in while I was in mid stroke on a sweet young thing. The room was already cleaned, and she saw me bring her in. 680 is just another downtown dump IMO. If you get to Kenya enough times, you will build enough intel and confidence to branch out to better places. Good luck.

[Zorn Of Zorna]

I've been meaning for some time to write a little bit about what I've been up to, as a thank-you for the excellent information I've had from this forum.

I visit Nairobi a couple of times a year, usually only for a few days; this time I will be here for several weeks. I usually stay at the Intercontinental, so my first observations are from there. If you're lazy and in need of company, in the evening there are almost always a few girls who will catch your eye and smile, either in the bar by the pool in good weather, or in the (slightly seedy, IMO) bar indoors. I've occasionally looked in the casino, but never seen any girls on the lookout there. Offer them a drink, talk about shit, invite them to spend the night.

The front desk will want to check them in, and usually keep their ID card (sometimes they'll photocopy it). They will also have you sign away $50 for double occupancy. If you're going to be doing this for more than three nights a year, sign up for their Ambassador club; in addition to waiving the double occupancy fee it gets you an automatic upgrade when you sign in, and some minor other benefits, so well worth it at $200/ year.

On a trip a while back, I accidentally discovered the extraordinary power of Tinder in Nairobi. I'm in reasonably good shape, and have photos of me with skis, motorbikes, scuba etc. But I'm also 57 years old, and don't conceal it. When I first got onto Tinder in Nairobi, I accumulated 15 highly attractive contacts, all keen to chat, in just half an hour. Absolutely nuts. I hastily signed out on that occasion, as I was about to check out and catch a plane, and as I left I was still receiving messages from one girl begging me to let her come and give me a massage before I went back in Europe I discovered Tinder still thought I was in Nairobi. That didn't last long, but did give me an idea. A bit of research turned up an app called FakeGPS (I'm on Android, equivalents for other platforms may exist). Now I can pretend to be anywhere, and line up eager contacts ahead of a trip. I tell them that I occasionally visit (which is true) and Tinder gets confused about my location sometimes (which is also true, even if I am usually responsible for the confusion). They love it, and I get to line up a selection of certified horny African girls before I arrive. I offer to buy them dinner, and breakfast if we like each other over dinner, and take it from there.

I've tried several other locations (among others, Kuala Lumpur, Accra and Lilongwe), and I can confirm that this is a much richer source of eager amateurs than any other online service I have found. But none of the other places matches Nairobi for the sheer volume of contacts.

I visited Nairobi for a few days last November, and had two girls lined up, both of whom wanted sex. B is an incredibly cute 22-year-old with an enormous grin and unfailingly cheerful attitude and not an avaricious bone in her body. She's a part time model, working her way through studies, and she thought my pictures of me on my bike were extremely sexy. Coincidentally it was her birthday when I arrived, and she had a party arranged for her. She came to the hotel and we made out enthusiastically until the calls from her friends wondering whether she was going to show up got too embarrassing, and I shooed her out. The following day she came back, and we spent the day in bed. As we fucked the first time, I stroked her clit and she suddenly shouted in pleasure and surprise; I didn't think much of it at the time, but would remember later. I made her come a couple of times with my mouth, which seemed to take about ten seconds, and she laughed and asked me not to make her fall in love with me.

The following evening I took F to dinner. Tinder reckons she is 28, but it turns out she was actually also 22. She is also, strangely, a part-time model. Perhaps everyone is (for anyone who is doubting this, I can confirm both sent me photos of them on catwalks, student magazine covers etc.). The slightly egotistical streak I had picked up in chat, which would possibly have been justified in a 28-year-old with some life skills, I found rather tiresome in a 22-year-old with nothing but a sense of entitlement, and after having a perfectly pleasant conversation over dinner I couldn't even be bothered to invite her back to the hotel. I rested that night, and fucked be's brains out for the rest of the visit.

While chatting with be after returning to Europe, it emerged that the startled cry as we fucked the first time was her first ever orgasm! I need hardly say this was rather a thrill, for me as well as her. A few days later, with my help and encouragement in WhatsApp, she had learned how to do it for herself, and was convinced I am the nicest man in the world. She spent most of her time between then and my return a couple of weeks ago wanking, and telling me about it.

When I came back, as I was getting in late evening, we agreed that be would come to see me the following day. So I found myself, at around 10 pm, sitting with a glass of wine at the pool bar, admiring a tiny girl in a red dress who was with a rather loutish-looking South African guy in shorts. When he went to take a leak, she shot me a smile. Half an hour later he had evidently decided all he needed was beer and bed, he moved on, she accepted my invitation to sit with me, and in another twenty minutes or so I was removing the red dress in my room.

T was absolutely stunning. A tiny tight body, hips so little it seemed incredible my cock would fit in her, jutting sensitive breasts. We fucked, came, slept, fucked again. She left around seven the following morning, rather disgruntled at my only giving her 5000 KSH (her fault. If you say "it's not for money, I want you" beforehand, you're not going to renegotiate afterwards).

Then it was Friday. After work, be came to the hotel, and we spent the next 48 hours giving her, literally, more orgasms than she'd ever had in her life, as well as an astonishing number for me, pretty nearly wrecking the hotel room in the process and pausing only occasionally for room service to feed us. On Monday I moved into an apartment, and we've spent most nights since then continuing her education. She is still, nominally, determined that she won't fall in love with me, but we're certainly pretty good friends by now.

I have been avoiding Tinder, as I don't have time to chat with any more girls and I don't want to deplete the pool of new contacts (improbable as that seems at the moment) in case I need them later. But there was one who had kept in contact from the previous November, who knew I had returned to Nairobi. P was engaging and witty in WhatsApp, and I was feeling a bit guilty not to have met her. Yesterday was a rest day for me and B, so I arranged to meet P at a restaurant near her home.

In person P is as beautiful as her pictures, exceptionally slim, nearly as tall as me, and beautifully dressed. We had a riotous evening over cocktails and a bottle of wine, and inevitably ended up at her flat afterwards. Too late for me to go home, I was the guest, she'd take the couch. That nonsense lasted until the first kiss, five minutes later we were naked and I was giving her a massage, ten minutes after that we discovered that although we hadn't intended to end up in bed both of us were equipped with condoms. On trying to use one, however, it turned out that I'd had too much to drink to get it up. Not something that often happens to me. So we laughed, cuddled and went to sleep together. In the middle of the night, in pitch darkness, we fucked rather clumsily and slept again. As it got light we both woke, ragingly horny, and did it properly. She put her long legs on my shoulders, begged me to pinch her nipples and talk dirty to her, and rubbed her clit until she came, while I fucked her and watched her eyes roll back. Then I turned her and had her from behind until I came in her.

That's about it. I hope a couple of tips near the beginning may be useful to some people here, and I hope the stories might be entertaining to others. This evening be is coming over, and I think I may mostly concentrate on her for the near future; the sex only gets better, and she is delightful to have around. P will want a return match, but isn't pushing. I will enjoy obliging her. T has been messaging me, but I'm wary because she's after money even though she says she isn't. F gave up after I was politely non-committed when she got back to me a couple of times.

Before you ask, I'm sorry but I won't be posting photos. I know they wouldn't want me to. Also, previewing the report I see that the forum software is imposing some corrections on what I typed, so one of the girls ends up as "B", and the short form of "identity" is "ID". I don't seem to be able to stop this happening, but I'm sure you'll manage. Thanks for your time.

Zorn

[Global Surfer]

Greetings all,

I have read the forum and can find no true answer about whether this place is girl friendly.

Jiggy said maybe if you are not a club member.

Another member took a girl who was already inside the bar.

Does anyone know for sure?

Thank you

Is there any chance of hotel refusing entry to guest? Or security demanding bribe?

Any comments on Sentrim 680 Hotel Nairobi? Is it girl friendly?

[BelgianPunter]

Greetings all,

I have read the forum and can find no true answer about whether this place is girl friendly.

Jiggy said maybe if you are not a club member.

Another member took a girl who was already inside the bar.

Does anyone know for sure?

Thank you

[Naked Gunz]

Went to the New Madhouse at 2 am wed night / Thurs morning and the staff practically outnumbered the customers. It's a standard concrete shell with none of the charm of the original. It's on Banda St, one block and a stone's throw from the old site (which is a parking lot. What a waste) and has no sign up yet. There's a place called Noma Caffe (right next to it and a guard sat outside. Hope it gets busy.

Hopefully, it's just too new.

[Tungsten2]

Went to the New Madhouse at 2 am wed night / Thurs morning and the staff practically outnumbered the customers. It's a standard concrete shell with none of the charm of the original. It's on Banda St, one block and a stone's throw from the old site (which is a parking lot. What a waste) and has no sign up yet. There's a place called Noma Caffe (right next to it and a guard sat outside. Hope it gets busy.

[Global Surfer]

Hi GS. I've seen your posts. Nairobi is not like the places you have been. I have stayed at Kenya Comfort, and it sucked as most downtown hotels. If you willing to pay Hilton money, then try Reata Suites. Kenya Comfort Hotel only has local tv, that means Kenya gospel videos or foreign soap opera all day. This might work if you plan on shagging one or two the same girls all day / night, or sport fucking one after the other. Sport fuck won't work cause they will never get to you on time even if they wanted to. Food is okay.

Pride Inn in Westlands is much cleaner and close to action and the mall. I suggest you do your due diligence and read previous posts a bit more, particularly mine. I went to Nairobi about 5 times between 2013/14 and twice for more than a month. Walking anywhere in the CBD at night is doable, but always with some situational awareness. Smart money is to mix it up a bit with not walking ALL THE TIME, and I never try to get from A to Z with my provider of choice who is usually in heels and a tight skirt. Just takes too long, spoils the mood and makes you an attractive target. Taxi will take you back to your room for 300/400, or let the girl negotiate.

Your are limiting yourself by just doing CBD bars. IMHO, Simmers providers are very much the low end of what's out there. Do it once and scratch off the list. More quality to be found at Black Diamond, Bacchus, etc. As far as security guards, often I see them when they are asleep. I often wonder how much that guard is willing to do for me if something goes down. I have walked from Florida 2000 all the way up Tom Mboya to Kenya Comfort on drunken Fri / Sat nights and thought to myself, that probably was not wise- and I'm Black. I love Nairobi poontang, but I also like walking with no worries like in Pattaya also.

You are right. This would be my first visit to Africa. My other destinations Kiev, Moscow, Istanbul, Hong Kong, KL, Bangkok and Dxb are very different.

I could and have tried African in my stop over at Dxb but I wanted to visit Africa for culture, history etc. Mongering is bonus.

Thank you very much for all your help and support. I think your help have definitley made my trip cheaper and colorful.

You will get my feed back by the end of February or early March.

[Naked Gunz]

Exploring the Nairobi forum to plan a visit. Still in early stages though.

Hi GS. I've seen your posts. Nairobi is not like the places you have been. I have stayed at Kenya Comfort, and it sucked as most downtown hotels. If you willing to pay Hilton money, then try Reata Suites. Kenya Comfort Hotel only has local tv, that means Kenya gospel videos or foreign soap opera all day. This might work if you plan on shagging one or two the same girls all day / night, or sport fucking one after the other. Sport fuck won't work cause they will never get to you on time even if they wanted to. Food is okay.

Pride Inn in Westlands is much cleaner and close to action and the mall. I suggest you do your due diligence and read previous posts a bit more, particularly mine. I went to Nairobi about 5 times between 2013/14 and twice for more than a month. Walking anywhere in the CBD at night is doable, but always with some situational awareness. Smart money is to mix it up a bit with not walking ALL THE TIME, and I never try to get from A to Z with my provider of choice who is usually in heels and a tight skirt. Just takes too long, spoils the mood and makes you an attractive target. Taxi will take you back to your room for 300/400, or let the girl negotiate.

Your are limiting yourself by just doing CBD bars. IMHO, Simmers providers are very much the low end of what's out there. Do it once and scratch off the list. More quality to be found at Black Diamond, Bacchus, etc. As far as security guards, often I see them when they are asleep. I often wonder how much that guard is willing to do for me if something goes down. I have walked from Florida 2000 all the way up Tom Mboya to Kenya Comfort on drunken Fri / Sat nights and thought to myself, that probably was not wise- and I'm Black. I love Nairobi poontang, but I also like walking with no worries like in Pattaya also.

[Bulik]

Unfortunately I cannot hide the fact that I am a foreigner in Nairobi.

I never wear any Jewellery or watch. Just usual clothes.

From safety I means that most people should be able to walk from Koinange street to e. G. Hilton on most nights (up till mid night).

I understand an occasional incidence can happen anywhere including Central London.

4 or 5 start is not my issue.

I am looking for a hotel that is walking distance from the action, safe and would allow unrestricted access to my guests.

I would use the cheapest hotel that is fit for the purpose.

I was considering Hilton as it was the cheapest hotel. I would appreciate if you could recommend a cheaper hotel..

Try Kenya Comfort Inn corner of Muindi Mbingu / Monrovia Street, opposite Jeevanjee Gardens. Only few blocks from Simmers, Tribeka and several other clubs in CBD. Also its very near the university so many sweet gals all over the place. Never stayed there so I can't say if it's up to par or not but it's under $100. One thing I have noticed in Nairobi is that some hotel prices have almost doubled in the last couple years.

Good luck,

Bulik

[Global Surfer]

How are you measuring it? Is it safe compared to what? Your home town? Or other Africa destinations? Or European cities?

Relatively speaking its quite safe. I've done it time and again, late at night.

But like all areas you have to have your wits about you. You have to bea able to blow off touts without them getting aggressive, ignore druggy sw's you don't want, and you have to walk fast knowing where you're going.

Don't be drunk, loud and drawing attention to yourself, don't wear watches, jewellery or advertise yourself as a well off foreigner. Walk purposefully even if you're looking for sw's.

Koinage street, simmers and the other tourist areas are fine. I'm not so sure around sabina joy pub and darker areas of tom mboya street would be as welcoming.

But basically there are so many private security guys sitting out that you'll be OK in Koinage. Plus I've always found it quieter than its reputation suggests.

BTW Hilton's not 5 stars in anyones book. Have you thought this through?

Unfortunately I cannot hide the fact that I am a foreigner in Nairobi.

I never wear any Jewellery or watch. Just usual clothes.

From safety I means that most people should be able to walk from Koinange street to e. G. Hilton on most nights (up till mid night).

I understand an occasional incidence can happen anywhere including Central London.

4 or 5 start is not my issue.

I am looking for a hotel that is walking distance from the action, safe and would allow unrestricted access to my guests.

I would use the cheapest hotel that is fit for the purpose.

I was considering Hilton as it was the cheapest hotel. I would appreciate if you could recommend a cheaper hotel.

My only requirements are close to action, clean and reasonably safe.

I am not carrying lot of cash or jewellery. Just one laptop and one mobile.

[Member #4349]

Exploring the Nairobi forum to plan a visit. Still in early stages though. Could anyone help me with the two critical issues?

How safe it would be to walk in and around Koinange Street at night e. G. Walking from any of the popular clubs Simmers, Florida, Mad House to Hilton?

Any recommendation for cheap, safe and clean hotel? Hilton or other 5 starts would be my last option.

Thanks.

How are you measuring it? Is it safe compared to what? Your home town? Or other Africa destinations? Or European cities?

Relatively speaking its quite safe. I've done it time and again, late at night.

But like all areas you have to have your wits about you. You have to bea able to blow off touts without them getting aggressive, ignore druggy sw's you don't want, and you have to walk fast knowing where you're going.

Don't be drunk, loud and drawing attention to yourself, don't wear watches, jewellery or advertise yourself as a well off foreigner. Walk purposefully even if you're looking for sw's.

Koinage street, simmers and the other tourist areas are fine. I'm not so sure around sabina joy pub and darker areas of tom mboya street would be as welcoming.

But basically there are so many private security guys sitting out that you'll be OK in Koinage. Plus I've always found it quieter than its reputation suggests.

BTW Hilton's not 5 stars in anyones book. Have you thought this through?