Nairobi

[Neddy69]

I need the advice of an experienced Kenyan mongerer.

In the Philippines, the girls on the dating sites (Pinalove, Dateinasia) often say "Serious only" and "No hookups" on their profiles. I notice that on Tagged, the ladies in Nairobi often do the same.

The funny thing is that in the Philippines, these disclaimers are virtually meaningless. They are there in case the girl is discovered by a family member or friend on the dating site. In that case, the ad looks like a serious dating ad, rather than an attempt by a pro or semi-pro to get a paid date. I have routinely ignored "serious only" and "no hook ups", and gotten laid by 90+% of these women.

What about the profiles on Nairobi dating sites. Are the girls who say "no hook ups" mostly available to hook up? Or are they serious about being "serious only"?

They are meaningless in Kenia too. The only serious thing is money.

Mwalimu.

[Mombie75]

I need the advice of an experienced Kenyan mongerer.

In the Philippines, the girls on the dating sites (Pinalove, Dateinasia) often say "Serious only" and "No hookups" on their profiles. I notice that on Tagged, the ladies in Nairobi often do the same.

The funny thing is that in the Philippines, these disclaimers are virtually meaningless. They are there in case the girl is discovered by a family member or friend on the dating site. In that case, the ad looks like a serious dating ad, rather than an attempt by a pro or semi-pro to get a paid date. I have routinely ignored "serious only" and "no hook ups", and gotten laid by 90+% of these women.

What about the profiles on Nairobi dating sites. Are the girls who say "no hook ups" mostly available to hook up? Or are they serious about being "serious only"?

In Kenya it is all about the money.

Some men they may try to hit fast and get some cash quickly and fuck the first night. Some, if they have a bit of income at that time, may play it cool and try to get you think they are a "good" girl and look at a longer game. They are trying to read you just as you are them when you meet.

It is all a game and you play it how it feels to you. Some you win and some you lose.

[MamaGuevos]

I need the advice of an experienced Kenyan mongerer.

In the Philippines, the girls on the dating sites (Pinalove, Dateinasia) often say "Serious only" and "No hookups" on their profiles. I notice that on Tagged, the ladies in Nairobi often do the same.

The funny thing is that in the Philippines, these disclaimers are virtually meaningless. They are there in case the girl is discovered by a family member or friend on the dating site. In that case, the ad looks like a serious dating ad, rather than an attempt by a pro or semi-pro to get a paid date. I have routinely ignored "serious only" and "no hook ups", and gotten laid by 90+% of these women.

What about the profiles on Nairobi dating sites. Are the girls who say "no hook ups" mostly available to hook up? Or are they serious about being "serious only"?

[CarlRoss37]

Guys, I am in NBO end of May. Anyone with foot on the ground as wingman?

Had been there about 7 years back. From reports, seems a lot has changed since. There used to be a place in CBD where the WGs hang around. There was a popular drinking spot I am told there was some demolishing. Would be nice to know easiest path. I used to drive then as I stayed for a bit. Would it be necessary to rent a car or Uber can cut it. Any recommendations for the week? Any man on ground?

[GuyMan007]

This is a very comprehensive list. Very useful too. You my friend, are a good man.

The thing with all these reports is that we take different kinds of woman. This is my report, feel free to comment.

My favourite places are River Road brothels during the day, night streetwalkers on Arghwing Kodhek Rd and Nyama Village. Liddo's. The Kasarani brothel. Thika streetwalkers. I guess I did some in Sabina Joy but the girls are rarely hot, I walked out one time too many. I slept next to some streetwalkers, watched a movie, had chicken with fries. BB is a little less common in Nairobi could start at 2 k, 3 k is the price IMHO but a 10 k demand even on the streets is not unlikely.

So many massage places I guess, too expensive, didn't dig into it.

I like 25 k boiled eggs with some fine tomato / onion from the street stands. The chicken and fries snack bars are all ok but I prefered BBQ chicken legs in Kampala or even those glass case fly covered orange fried legs in Dar. The mango's and pine apple are great. Bus system in Nairobi is the best, no real jams, less walking. 7 k for a year of Karura Forest with Colobus monkeys roaming free.

-On Kenyatta Avenue between Koinange St and Wabera St. Turn into Webera St for some more. After 9. 30 pm some WG's may be walking through Koinange St.

-End of Luthili Avenue towards River Road there's some low class brothels New Amar and Ricoz. Right there at Kamae Rd is another one. Small World Waters is a fun stripclub, they really grind your cock with their bare pussies. Kitale and New Nyanza here are closed.

-Another cluster is Liddos, Sabina's, Gabeez and Bavon. Liddos has the hottest strippers in town. (20+).

Liddos = 500 KES entrance fee - 600 KES Shot / lady drink - 400 k 2 xcola - 4500 KES ST Room - 1000 KES BJ Tip.

Still didn't get too visit Sabina's, Gabeez and Bavon.

-River Rd from Luthili Avenue to Latema Rd and in Duruma Rd are several brothels and streetwalkers. Saturday afternoon seems booming. Rooms are 200 BOB, BJ or quickie with condom 1 k, BB 2 to 3 k. Older girls at night but some young gems 12 to 7 pm. All the talk about River Rd being dangerous and hiv infected, the truth is that a lot of these girls don't even BB or demand 5 to 10 k. Lot's of hotels in this street with tourists so not that dangerous either.

-I'm not sure if there were ever a Tea Room or Nyandarua Lodge but here's 5 low class brothels on River, Duruma and Ngariama Rd. Best time 5-6 pm.

-Sabina Joy is not a stripclub but a lounge / bar with up to 30 girls present for company. Rooms in the back for 300 bob, in the front for 1000 bob. 1500 bob for a BBBJ and 3 k for full service.

-More CBD Brothels:

2nd floor of Sunrise Hotel Keekorok Rd.

Lazarus Restaurant 2nd floor, many call girls have a room here.

-Arghwing Kodhek Rd starting at Woodlands Lane up to Elgeyo Rd are some streetwalkers dressing well. 10 pm is a good time. Girls in front of Blacky's Lounge.

-Westlands:

-Boss Den (former Black Diamonds): Just one WG at 9 pm but at 11.30 pm there were four, I liked two of them got the price down to 4 k but didn't agree on service.

-Havana had at least 5 girls at 12 pm but asking too much 150 USD. I have no idea why anyone would go for cranky pretentious like this.

-Brew Bistro had an ok WG willing to go for 4 k.

-K1: Was there on Thursday Reggae night. Found 4 girls walking around, the one I found attractive wanted 7 k for st.

-The Alchemist: 12 pm Thursday night, suspicious looking one in pretty dress doing some dance steps all alone. Approached her and was willing to go but didn't agree on service. Don't even know her price.

-Westlands Rd was deserted on 10 pm but after midnight a group of 5.

-Chiromo Lane has some WG's up untill K1 past 9 pm.

Massage: Black Diamond Mall Westlands near Aga Khan. Massage on 4th floor. 10 girls 3 k room 2 k handjob. There was another massage in Westlands or maybe even more than one.

None of the girls I found attractive enough in Westlands were willing to BB. With all the expensive drinks I have no idea why anyone would visit this estate. Maybe guys looking for older girls have a different experience.

Kilimani / Hurlingham / Thompson Estate:

Blacky'z: Girls in front and maybe 2 inside. Can bb for 3 to 4 k.

Onyx: Table with 3 hot students not going under 7 k for st.

Brew Bistro: Nothing.

Fine Breeze: Nothing.

-Ngara. Park Rd has streetwalkers. Kipkabus Safari Club was nearly empty and Samma Rays closed.

-Pipeline Embakkasi, in an unnamed street leading towards the way up to EA Aviation School from Airport and Rd, say between Regional Hotel and Outer Ring Rd there's two strip clubs. There's two holes in the Aston Villa area, druggies.

-Majengo and Shauri Moyo were a waste of time. Huruma at Kwa Mbuthia Bar in front and the back but why go here.

-Umoja / Kayole. Forget about the whole Pewa st, Club Paris, church area. It's Nyama Village, wg's and st rooms accros the road.

-Eastleigh is the Muslim estate, find yourself surrounded with burka's. At Mirangi Bar, girls in Burka's. Took a nice girl here twice but they more or less do missionary only. Foreskin comments. Muslim girls in Dar were more fun. 3 k for bb. Old internet articles tell of more in 1st to 12th street but found none. Stay away from Eastleigh unless you're a muslim.

-Kawangware. No idea, should be in the Zebra Bar area but nothing.

-Kasarani. Brothel left next to Switch Lounge.

-Githurai 45. Airport Club, on the alley / street leading around the club about 30+ prostitutes. Shit area to be white.

-Mlolongo. Matharau Street, In the two streets behind Continental Inn is an area with small alleys and rooms with girls sitting in front. 20+ prostitutes. Felt safe enough but no reason to return.

-Kibera. Went through all of Kibera Drive and visited The Garage Pub in the side street of Fort Jesus Stage but saw nothing.

-Thika. 100 ksh with the bus to Commercial Street in Thika centre. The northern end of Uhuru Street and the alley Uhuru Lane. ST hotel in the paralel street east next to Uhuru Street 200 ksh. Took a hot girl all night for 5 k with the bus back to my hotel. ST 2 k.

[Drifter86]

If you get stuck, PM me.

Know a lady who has a lot of "friends" that are willing to help us out.

Varying from 4 K. Depending on cuteness, desire and time.

She's been pretty reliable for me so far.

Wow, So little return for so much effort. But if that's what you want.

Why not just use apps? (yeah, I hate them too, but much more efficient) Or, use massage parlors know for P-2-P / happy endings?

[Rwenotmen]

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Wow, So little return for so much effort. But if that's what you want.

Why not just use apps? (yeah, I hate them too, but much more efficient) Or, use massage parlors know for P-2-P / happy endings?

[Amadeuss]

Come on man old timers are going to want some Sustanon and Sildenafil / Viagra for their peckers and Male Hypogonadism. Deca stack to keep them flexible and strong.

Had an amazingly succesfull shoulder operation but being into sport it caused me pain and misery for 20 years. Taking Deca now and it's over. Of course you need to know about food and eat your meat.

Are you sure you know what you are talking about? You mentioned that you take pills to cure "Hernia"?

Silly.

[KennyEstate]

Never had this issue in Kampala or Dar. Day time is no problem but at night the cops will stop you in CBD and ask for your papers and yellow vaccination booklet. Was led straight to an alley, I beat them to it and offered some money which clearly was their intention because there was no police station in this muddey lane. 10 k.

Second time I had my papers with me and could go.

[KennyEstate]

Get an operation done. Most simple. Done in a day.

Swallowing pills will get you in the mad house after a while.

Get real man. Not be a dreamer.

Come on man old timers are going to want some Sustanon and Sildenafil / Viagra for their peckers and Male Hypogonadism. Deca stack to keep them flexible and strong.

Had an amazingly succesfull shoulder operation but being into sport it caused me pain and misery for 20 years. Taking Deca now and it's over. Of course you need to know about food and eat your meat.

[KennyEstate]

The thing with all these reports is that we take different kinds of woman. This is my report, feel free to comment.

My favourite places are River Road brothels during the day, night streetwalkers on Arghwing Kodhek Rd and Nyama Village. Liddo's. The Kasarani brothel. Thika streetwalkers. I guess I did some in Sabina Joy but the girls are rarely hot, I walked out one time too many. I slept next to some streetwalkers, watched a movie, had chicken with fries. BB is a little less common in Nairobi could start at 2 k, 3 k is the price IMHO but a 10 k demand even on the streets is not unlikely.

So many massage places I guess, too expensive, didn't dig into it.

I like 25 k boiled eggs with some fine tomato / onion from the street stands. The chicken and fries snack bars are all ok but I prefered BBQ chicken legs in Kampala or even those glass case fly covered orange fried legs in Dar. The mango's and pine apple are great. Bus system in Nairobi is the best, no real jams, less walking. 7 k for a year of Karura Forest with Colobus monkeys roaming free.

-On Kenyatta Avenue between Koinange St and Wabera St. Turn into Webera St for some more. After 9. 30 pm some WG's may be walking through Koinange St.

-End of Luthili Avenue towards River Road there's some low class brothels New Amar and Ricoz. Right there at Kamae Rd is another one. Small World Waters is a fun stripclub, they really grind your cock with their bare pussies. Kitale and New Nyanza here are closed.

-Another cluster is Liddos, Sabina's, Gabeez and Bavon. Liddos has the hottest strippers in town. (20+).

Liddos = 500 KES entrance fee - 600 KES Shot / lady drink - 400 k 2 xcola - 4500 KES ST Room - 1000 KES BJ Tip.

Still didn't get too visit Sabina's, Gabeez and Bavon.

-River Rd from Luthili Avenue to Latema Rd and in Duruma Rd are several brothels and streetwalkers. Saturday afternoon seems booming. Rooms are 200 BOB, BJ or quickie with condom 1 k, BB 2 to 3 k. Older girls at night but some young gems 12 to 7 pm. All the talk about River Rd being dangerous and hiv infected, the truth is that a lot of these girls don't even BB or demand 5 to 10 k. Lot's of hotels in this street with tourists so not that dangerous either.

-I'm not sure if there were ever a Tea Room or Nyandarua Lodge but here's 5 low class brothels on River, Duruma and Ngariama Rd. Best time 5-6 pm.

-Sabina Joy is not a stripclub but a lounge / bar with up to 30 girls present for company. Rooms in the back for 300 bob, in the front for 1000 bob. 1500 bob for a BBBJ and 3 k for full service.

-More CBD Brothels:

2nd floor of Sunrise Hotel Keekorok Rd.

Lazarus Restaurant 2nd floor, many call girls have a room here.

-Arghwing Kodhek Rd starting at Woodlands Lane up to Elgeyo Rd are some streetwalkers dressing well. 10 pm is a good time. Girls in front of Blacky's Lounge.

-Westlands:

-Boss Den (former Black Diamonds): Just one WG at 9 pm but at 11.30 pm there were four, I liked two of them got the price down to 4 k but didn't agree on service.

-Havana had at least 5 girls at 12 pm but asking too much 150 USD. I have no idea why anyone would go for cranky pretentious like this.

-Brew Bistro had an ok WG willing to go for 4 k.

-K1: Was there on Thursday Reggae night. Found 4 girls walking around, the one I found attractive wanted 7 k for st.

-The Alchemist: 12 pm Thursday night, suspicious looking one in pretty dress doing some dance steps all alone. Approached her and was willing to go but didn't agree on service. Don't even know her price.

-Westlands Rd was deserted on 10 pm but after midnight a group of 5.

-Chiromo Lane has some WG's up untill K1 past 9 pm.

Massage: Black Diamond Mall Westlands near Aga Khan. Massage on 4th floor. 10 girls 3 k room 2 k handjob. There was another massage in Westlands or maybe even more than one.

None of the girls I found attractive enough in Westlands were willing to BB. With all the expensive drinks I have no idea why anyone would visit this estate. Maybe guys looking for older girls have a different experience.

Kilimani / Hurlingham / Thompson Estate:

Blacky'z: Girls in front and maybe 2 inside. Can bb for 3 to 4 k.

Onyx: Table with 3 hot students not going under 7 k for st.

Brew Bistro: Nothing.

Fine Breeze: Nothing.

-Ngara. Park Rd has streetwalkers. Kipkabus Safari Club was nearly empty and Samma Rays closed.

-Pipeline Embakkasi, in an unnamed street leading towards the way up to EA Aviation School from Airport and Rd, say between Regional Hotel and Outer Ring Rd there's two strip clubs. There's two holes in the Aston Villa area, druggies.

-Majengo and Shauri Moyo were a waste of time. Huruma at Kwa Mbuthia Bar in front and the back but why go here.

-Umoja / Kayole. Forget about the whole Pewa st, Club Paris, church area. It's Nyama Village, wg's and st rooms accros the road.

-Eastleigh is the Muslim estate, find yourself surrounded with burka's. At Mirangi Bar, girls in Burka's. Took a nice girl here twice but they more or less do missionary only. Foreskin comments. Muslim girls in Dar were more fun. 3 k for bb. Old internet articles tell of more in 1st to 12th street but found none. Stay away from Eastleigh unless you're a muslim.

-Kawangware. No idea, should be in the Zebra Bar area but nothing.

-Kasarani. Brothel left next to Switch Lounge.

-Githurai 45. Airport Club, on the alley / street leading around the club about 30+ prostitutes. Shit area to be white.

-Mlolongo. Matharau Street, In the two streets behind Continental Inn is an area with small alleys and rooms with girls sitting in front. 20+ prostitutes. Felt safe enough but no reason to return.

-Kibera. Went through all of Kibera Drive and visited The Garage Pub in the side street of Fort Jesus Stage but saw nothing.

-Thika. 100 ksh with the bus to Commercial Street in Thika centre. The northern end of Uhuru Street and the alley Uhuru Lane. ST hotel in the paralel street east next to Uhuru Street 200 ksh. Took a hot girl all night for 5 k with the bus back to my hotel. ST 2 k.

[KennyEstate]

It got such a bad name. I don't think it's that bad. Like in Kampala and Dar I visited most of the estates even the ones considered dangerous late at night. I certainly wasn't robbed at knife or gunpoint. Yeah like in the other towns they might try to pick pocket you, if someone starts walking close to you begging or whatever immediatly put your hands on your pockets. Sort of stick to the asfalt. Red light zones are always busy area's so more or less safe in my opinion.

I didn't like Airportzone Club red light area in Githurai 44 (it's called 45 here actually I think) but they had some ok looking girls. To much attention / harrassment being white. I was more comfortable walking around in the Mwananyamala red light zone in Dar.

That being said beggers in Nairobi have the nasty habbit of following you. They just don't give up and keep following you. I never snapped before but I snapped 3 times in Nairobi, just screamed to fuck off at the top of my voice boiling. This caused some shouting / aggression with 2 of them. This is the problem with Nairobi, just try to stay calm.

[KennyEstate]

It was a government holiday, Monda and I didn't hear of any riots. I was told they are over with.

Actually there were riots again on 2 may. I wouldn't stay home because of it but I suppose there will be more.

[Amadeuss]

I've got a hernia so I'm not abusing anything, I'm using this for my good health and it works.

.

Get an operation done. Most simple. Done in a day.

Swallowing pills will get you in the mad house after a while.

Get real man. Not be a dreamer.

[Slowalk]

Some help please.

I'm not sure what you are asking for so this may just be useless.

For most medication:

In Kenya, go the Pharmacy, (Chemist), write down what you need and ask for it. You don't need a Dr's prescription.

If you don't know what you need, tell the Chemist your symptoms. You don't need a Doctor.

If you don't like that Chemist, go to a different one.

Some try to sell what you don't need, whatever they have on hand and / or overcharge you.

For Steroids:

Steroids are kinda Africa illegal.

Kinda Africa Legally, you need a Dr's prescription...

Show them your TZ or other prescription... or write it down yourself and hand it to the Chemist.

Some Chemist's write prescriptions.