Nairobi

[Bareback Jack]

Hi Guys,

I will shortly be in Nairobi for a week (my first time in Kenya!)

I have to be somewhere near the KICC (Kenya International Conference Centre) for business but I want to make SURE I pick a GF hotel that is well located for my 'evening activities! '

I am looking for something around a 4* and would be most grateful if someone could give me some recommendations (either by posting or by pm)

Thanks in advance,

Hotman. (a Kenya VIRGIN!)

In all of the hotels mentioned before (Hilton, Stanley, Crowne Plaza, InterConti and also Serena) you won't have any issues at all if you book a double room w / double occupancy in advance. However, all of those hotels insist that your guest needs to be registered and therefore needs to carry a national I'd card.

I personally find the Hilton horrible and overpriced, however the location is very convenient. The rooms in the Stanley are fairly noisy if you happen to get a room on the street-side. I found the Crowne Plaza very pleasant but its a nightmare to get back to CBD during rush hour. Also, like all hotels in upper hill its a non-smoking hotel, which might not be a big deal if you are a non-smoker.

Please do not pick up any girls in hotel bars. They are overpriced and you find much better looking company outside.

[Gesheft]

I have been to Nairobi on multiple occasions though I have never stayed at the 4* hotels in the CBD (Central Business District) ; however, I have spent a lot of time around this area and know of the gf hotels from accounts here as well as from what I observed (yes I did go into some of them like the Stanley and Hilton). I would say your best bet in terms of gf 4* hotels in the CBD near the KICC (walking distance or less than 5 minutes drive) would be Nairobi InterContinental (though the condition of this hotel is not as good as Stanley). Stanlely looks nice but did not appear gf though I would defer to anyone having first hand experience staying there. I have heard mixed reports about Hilton and would likely avoid (I was contemplating staying at the Hilton but reading the reviews on Trip Advisor made me change my mind). If you have vehicle transportation, your next best bet might be the Crowne Plaza on Upper Hill which is less than 1. 5km from the CBD but can be a slog getting there during rush hour traffic as that stretch of road from the roundabout coming from the Crowne Plaza to the CBD is usually always packed solid with traffic. So you would just need to plan accordingly. As much money flows through Nairobi, it is a shame that there are more well-kept 4* hotels in that area. Also, InterContinental has a bar where you can find willing ladies to keep you company. .

From my experience 4* and 5* hotels in Nairobi CBD seem to charge through the nose for lady friends back to the room!

They have security at the elevators that bounce you back to the front desk for the lady to sign in & for you to sign the addition to your bill.

Am not sure what this rate is today. But last year at Stanley it was $100. Yes One Hundred Dollars for a "guest" to your room. Now in Nairobi $100 pays for a lot of ass.

Similar rates are at the Intercon. Which is closest to the KICC.

You can book a double of course. Which may make the "addition fee" smaller. But then expect that it all depends on how you handle your expense account!

G

[Jiggydus]

Hi Guys,

I will shortly be in Nairobi for a week (my first time in Kenya!)

I have to be somewhere near the KICC (Kenya International Conference Centre) for business but I want to make SURE I pick a GF hotel that is well located for my 'evening activities! '

I am looking for something around a 4* and would be most grateful if someone could give me some recommendations (either by posting or by pm)

Thanks in advance,

Hotman. (a Kenya VIRGIN!)

I have been to Nairobi on multiple occasions though I have never stayed at the 4* hotels in the CBD (Central Business District) ; however, I have spent a lot of time around this area and know of the gf hotels from accounts here as well as from what I observed (yes I did go into some of them like the Stanley and Hilton). I would say your best bet in terms of gf 4* hotels in the CBD near the KICC (walking distance or less than 5 minutes drive) would be Nairobi InterContinental (though the condition of this hotel is not as good as Stanley). Stanlely looks nice but did not appear gf though I would defer to anyone having first hand experience staying there. I have heard mixed reports about Hilton and would likely avoid (I was contemplating staying at the Hilton but reading the reviews on Trip Advisor made me change my mind). If you have vehicle transportation, your next best bet might be the Crowne Plaza on Upper Hill which is less than 1. 5km from the CBD but can be a slog getting there during rush hour traffic as that stretch of road from the roundabout coming from the Crowne Plaza to the CBD is usually always packed solid with traffic. So you would just need to plan accordingly. As much money flows through Nairobi, it is a shame that there are more well-kept 4* hotels in that area. Also, InterContinental has a bar where you can find willing ladies to keep you company. I can't say anything about how much the damage will be since I did not partake of any of that scene (I went the non-pro gf route mostly). Sorry can't speak from first hand experience wrt Nairobi, but if you ever find yourself heading to Ghana, Togo, Senegal, Sierra Leone (it's been a few years and I know things change) , or The Gambia, I can point you in the right direction from first hand experience.

[Hotman 666]

Hi Guys,

I will shortly be in Nairobi for a week (my first time in Kenya!)

I have to be somewhere near the KICC (Kenya International Conference Centre) for business but I want to make SURE I pick a GF hotel that is well located for my 'evening activities! '

I am looking for something around a 4* and would be most grateful if someone could give me some recommendations (either by posting or by pm)

Thanks in advance,

Hotman. (a Kenya VIRGIN!)

[AfAsia]

Women from the entire Eastern African region are found in Nairobi. Not just Somali.

[AR2011]

Is it possible to find Somali prostitutes in Nairobi, or is it just a myth. I heard rumors about Somali women, especially in Eastleigh and the various nightclubs in downtown Nairobi such as Florida. Can anyone provide me with any info to confirm or reject the idea of Somali prostitutes in Nairobi?

Thanks.

[Member #4148]

Yeah, I heard, my friends said bla bla bla. Did they tell you about the polar bears in the streets to?

Thanks Noddy for great tips! After some googling about Carnivore we will definitely go there pre Madhouse and F2!

Any idea where / what to do a couple of hours during the day? Non mongering thing is accepted. Hehe.

Less then a week now before arrival to Jomo Kenyatta and after that a short flight to Mombasa!

One foodie's take on where to eat:

If you're into a thoroughly weird, gaudy and inauthentic African dining experience, then by all means check out Carnivore. The meat tastes fine but the spectacle was rather absurd to me.

But if you want to eat the way Africans eat when they go out to eat great home cooking, check out Renalo Foods in downtown.

Heaven on the cheap and real.

[AfAsia]

Any idea where / what to do a couple of hours during the day? Non mongering thing is accepted. Hehe.

All depends on your interests. Game drive, picnic with a chick, swim, explore the town, museum.

You will probably be wanting to rest after your nightly activities at any rate.

[Rio2005]

To explain myself better : I have way too little personal experience with Norther European women to make generalizing statements re. Their washing habits. However, several male relatives of mine have freely admitted to me that, when at home, they don't shower every day, especially not during the winter months!

Yeah, I heard, my friends said bla bla bla. Did they tell you about the polar bears in the streets to?

Madhouse yes. A lot of fun can be had, boogy woogy and bonking. Florida 2000 is close by, five min taxi ride, you can check that out as well. Action only gets going midnight, take yourself off to Carnivore restaurant early evening, worthy of an experience although a fair way from town centre.

Thanks Noddy for great tips! After some googling about Carnivore we will definitely go there pre Madhouse and F2!

Any idea where / what to do a couple of hours during the day? Non mongering thing is accepted. Hehe.

Less then a week now before arrival to Jomo Kenyatta and after that a short flight to Mombasa!

[Pete Benetar]

<<So no need to call me a cheapo; but you can call me smart for having some really good fucking experiences on the cheap.

Well played Jiggy, though in fairness the air fare and lodging can be a healthy down payment for that Third World Love we all are so committed to! Your reports featuring thrift are most refreshing.

As per usual, great detail and excellent reports!

[Jiggydus]

A couple of months ago, I had planned to finish the remaining month and a half of an original 3 month vacation I had started at the beginning of the year (had to cut short due to work requirements). So my plan this go around was to visit 3 countries and at least 2 different cities specifically within two of those countries. The countries on my trip were Kenya, Malawi, and Uganda, with visits to Mombasa and Nairobi, and Lilongwe and Blantyre. Most of my Uganda action was centered in Kampala so no plans were made to go elsewhere within Uganda.

Prior to purchasing any airplane ticket, I had established a good number of contacts from the two Afro sites as well as AFF (AFF is not necessary IMHO but I did score one good lay and had to take rain checks on at least 3 others) and I also communicated with some of the established fellow mongers in Malawi and Kenya. Once I had a good feeling about those prospects, I booked all of my travel for my entire trip the same day. I purchased an upgradeable (outbound) e-ticket on KLM (yup, I flew Biz Class all the way) from Midwest US to Nairobi for $1, 900USD and RT e-tickets on Kenya Airways from Nairobi to Lilongwe, Nairobi to Mombasa, and Nairobi to Entebbe for $1, 850USD total (I found a little trick by booking first ticket NBO-LLW-NBO-MBA and second ticket MBA-NBO-EBB-NBO saved me $300USD). Yes, I did research the other budget carriers but since it was end of the year, I needed and wanted mileage credit to count for something since Delta SkyMiles program features rollover miles. I would have only ended up saving just a couple hundred dollars that I likely would have had to spend on baggage, so I just went with Kenya Airways, which is supposed to be the Pride of Africa but turned out to be the Shame of Africa, according to one flyer on the 9 hours delayed Kenya Airways flight taking us to Amsterdam on Christmas Day (originally I was booked to fly KLM but that flight got cancelled). But enough with air talk.

Met Jackie C. Upon arrival at JKIA and proceeded to Central Park Hotel. Taxi fare was 3000KSH (roundtrip for her which I paid but wasn't too pleased about that since I had only budgeted 3000KSH for both my arrival and departure taxi rides so I had to go out the next day and exchange more cash-yes fellas I tried to have it down to the last dollar given the length of my trip and my hope that the exchange rate would go in my favor a bit later which it didn't). Hotel Central Park is 2, 800KSH for single + 700KSH for guest with breakfast included; located close to many of the downtown attractions and features free Wifi but it didn't work just like last time (Oct) it wasn't operating. Jackie is a Kikuyu and though a bit thicker than I prefer, we had a wonderful time together. When I say we had a wonderful time, I mean we fucked multiple times each day, and each session lasted at least an hour or so of non stop fucking. I am not big by any means, but I had her falling in love with my dick (and a few other ladies later on). I spent the entire time just with her, but I have so many attractive options awaiting me that I won't do the same next stay. To get around the non-functioning free Wifi, I purchased a Safaricom modem with which you can pay by the Mb or purchase unlimited broadband access for 7 days (1, 000KSH) or a month (3, 000KSH). Next stay I plan to cycle through a new lady every day. Jackie was cool but later became a bit weird, which I will detail in my subsequent report. For those wondering, I only paid the extra room fee (700ksh) , meals for two, one night out at Madhouse which included entrance fee and drinks, and few hundred ksh (like 200ksh) for taxi on couple of occasions. When I was leaving to fly out to Malawi (trip report already posted) , I slipped her 1, 000ksh. Yes that is right! She had painted the picture that she owned a hair salon and she wasn't with me for the money. So no need to call me a cheapo; but you can call me smart for having some really good fucking experiences on the cheap.

So lessons learned from this episode: Don't have chick you never met meet you at the airport (see my Malawi report for why this is a big deal with me); 2. Exchange as much money as you can when the exchange rate was elevated as it was in the September-October timeframe as I did visit Kenya in October but had only carried enough cash for that trip, not my subsequent November and December visits; set your expectations low if you decide to fly Kenya Airways.

[LustyHombre]

The question was to LustyHombre how he can tell that especially Northern European women contra rest of European women are the ones that wash themselves least.

On our way back home we have one day and night in Nairobi, After reading the forum it seems that Madhouse should be the place for the evening, is that the best choice for the one night only?

To explain myself better : I have way too little personal experience with Norther European women to make generalizing statements re. Their washing habits. However, several male relatives of mine have freely admitted to me that, when at home, they don't shower every day, especially not during the winter months!

[AfAsia]

On our way back home we have one day and night in Nairobi, After reading the forum it seems that Madhouse should be the place for the evening, is that the best choice for the one night only?

Madhouse yes. A lot of fun can be had, boogy woogy and bonking. Florida 2000 is close by, five min taxi ride, you can check that out as well. Action only gets going midnight, take yourself off to Carnivore restaurant early evening, worthy of an experience although a fair way from town centre.

[Rio2005]

African women are somewhat cleaner than Western women in my lifelong opinion and experience. White people have a paculiar smell to Africans as well, bear this in mind also. Apart from these observations, this topic could become somewhat silly and pointless, but since you asked.

The question was to LustyHombre how he can tell that especially Northern European women contra rest of European women are the ones that wash themselves least.

On our way back home we have one day and night in Nairobi, After reading the forum it seems that Madhouse should be the place for the evening, is that the best choice for the one night only?

[AfAsia]

That's interesting, could you please explain the last part a little bit more?

BTW, coming to Kenya for first time in a few weeks and really looking forward to it!

African women are somewhat cleaner than Western women in my lifelong opinion and experience. White people have a paculiar smell to Africans as well, bear this in mind also. Apart from these observations, this topic could become somewhat silly and pointless, but since you asked.