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06-17-22 21:26 #4088
Posts: 2426Originally Posted by TaiwanLaowai [View Original Post]
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06-17-22 14:21 #4087
Posts: 159Originally Posted by Vector313 [View Original Post]
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06-16-22 23:56 #4086
Posts: 61Great report!
Somebody get this man a beer, dammit!
Originally Posted by Rwenotmen [View Original Post]
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06-16-22 22:45 #4085
Posts: 98Yes, Nairobi is still affordable - depends on what you're willing to spend
Originally Posted by Anthony8 [View Original Post]
I can't answer on almost any of those places. Only to say-- if you're a mzungu, I would NOT be seen *walking* the areas of most of those places at night! (Using taxi / share to go directly there, and leave. MAYBE!
A few updated items. Year 2022:
Nairobi is as cheap or as expensive as you want to make it. That's the 'beauty' of a country so corrupt. It's 'money-laudering capital of Africa' economy provides so many opportunities for the adventurous!
Want a great meal for 5 USD or less? Try one of the Highlands Restaurants. Kenyan food of course, but yummy! E. g. Highlands Restaurants. Premier on Moi Ave diagonally across from Hilton Hotel.
Want a ridiculously (even for the US) expensive meal e. G. 14 USD just for an appetizer? Try INTI restaurant at that domed building (One Africa Place) on Westlands Roundabout.
Want a highly affordable APARTMENT, allegedly walking distance to CBD, for approx 30 USD per night? Try AirBnB listing 595244759058479447.
Want an expensive hotel ROOM for about 240 USD per night. But definitely walking-distance to Sarit Centre? Try Sankara Hotel, also near Westlands Roundabout.
Streetwalkers?
I don't know the skinny on where the best pickup spots are.
But just a few nights ago I was leaving my honey's place after midnight (after a nice BJ & bouncy session, thank-you-very-much), and I saw a few along Wood Ave, in Yaya area. Try Wood Ave from top (Argwings Khodek Rd) to bottom (Kindaruma Rd).
There're quite a few 3-4 star hotels, condos and apt buildings along that 'strip', so that must be a good 'business corridor'.
Clubs?
I'm not convince there are any more decent pickup clubs anywhere in NBO, especially after the end of the era of the sweet CBD spots. If there are any good ones, people are keeping mum. I guess they don't want a wave of wazungu to put the places on the govt's radar.
How to meet the honeys? Although it's demoralising, got to go with dating apps.
I found Tinder to be the "best" option, as the girls try to put on a best image they can. BEWARE of catfishing, it's rampant! Absolutely demand video-call before meeting; and even then, maybe a casual first meetup to ensure the goods are still good.
AfroIntroductions is definitely middle-of-the-road. Trouble is, a few real-life 9's and 10's got mzungu husbands thru there, now every slag-hag 3/4/5/6, with bad hair weaves and two or more kids, think they're going to find their soulmates on the site.
Still, it is possible to snag some half-decent 7's and 8's.
I found the 9's to be so snotty, they really believe they're too good to play-for-pay, they're going to wait for the mzungu husband, no matter what.
Tagged.com is the absolutely worse. Full of scammers (this is a sample if you see a profile that's a 9 or 10: https://taglisted.forumotion.com/t27...ar-daya-knight), mostly 2's and 3's who don't even hide that they're 2's and 3's, and most of the higher level girls (or fake profiles) are still lame.
There you go, that'll get you started. Other's can talk about the specific venues and locations.Last edited by Rwenotmen; 06-16-22 at 22:46. Reason: Insert Title
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06-08-22 17:16 #4084
Posts: 1Is Nairobi still affordable?
What I like about Nairobi is the National Parks so nearby. A daily hike in Karura Forest seems affordable! Nothing but the perfect cheap Airbnb's.
The party times in CBD are over. Back in the days. Florida 2 k. Simmers. Madhouse. Even Black Diamond back in the days was fun.
The Soi 6 of Pattaya (ahum used to be $15 anyways), the Kabalagala of Kampala. Where I can spread the good herb amongst these fine ladies in a pocket friendly way.
CBD / Westland based on reviews I fear are going to be hardcore expensive 5 k a night or worse:
Black Diamond.
Florida Night Club.
Relax Pub & Restaurant.
New Amar Bar & Restaurant.
Ricoz Pub.
New nyanza pub.
Small World Waters.
Apple Bees.
Sabina Joy pub (reviews of 5-10 k for all night slim girls.).
Relax Inn.
Nairobi kitale club.
Tea Room Guesthouse.
Club Bavon.
Liddos.
Gabeez.
Tahiti lounge.
Obviously this is Nairobi and 2 k for the night should still be possible. I'm not much into streetwalkers and prefer bars but since CBD seems so hardcore, how are the CBD streets? Hot slim girls? I found the locations but no price info.
CBD Streetwalkers:
Koinange Street.
River road.
Accra Road.
Luthuli Avenue.
Duruma Road Latema Road.
Kirinyaga road.
Parliament Road.
Ronald Ngara.
Outside CBD I consider SW here:
Argwings Kodhek Road (Hurlingham).
12th Street (Eastleigh).
Spine Road / Nyama Villa Club (Umoja).
The stretch from Tabernacle Church to Capital Centre (South B).
Some confirmed hooker bars outside CBD, is 2 k for the night enough here? Prices please if anyone has been here:
Mirangi Bar (Eastleigh).
JK Mbuthia House Bar (Huruma).
Heshima Junior Bar and Restaurant (Pipeline Embakasi).
Club Paris (Umoja).
Nyama Villa Club & Discotheque (Umoja).
207 Lounge Bar (Maziwa).
Kipkabus Safari Club (Ngara).
Zebra Bar (Kawangware).
Airportzone club (Githurai 44).
Double M Bar & Lodging (Githurai 44).
I'm looking for the Capital Pub of Kampala in Nairobi. Any of these bars fit the description? Any help on hooker bars outside CBD would be appreciated. No way this list is this short!
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06-05-22 12:55 #4083
Posts: 76IPhone fever
Originally Posted by MysteryOcean [View Original Post]
Don't pay them any mind. That is of course, if you want to score huge points with the right girl, you can get an iphone SE for $399. LOL.
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06-05-22 12:50 #4082
Posts: 76Originally Posted by Onojdi [View Original Post]
Don't bother responding to me again.
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06-05-22 12:49 #4081
Posts: 76Originally Posted by MintyPolo [View Original Post]
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06-04-22 13:23 #4080
Posts: 550Originally Posted by MysteryOcean [View Original Post]
In reality on the ground people are mostly paying 2,3,4 k and some more than that in Nbi.
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06-04-22 12:48 #4079
Posts: 157Originally Posted by Vector313 [View Original Post]
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06-03-22 20:40 #4078
Posts: 87So far few girls I talked to willing meet, but the audacity is something else. Once girl asked $2000 for threesome, one asked IPhone and one asked $500.
I live in California, can make daily trip to Tijuana. Those exotic Mexican girls are $100 max. I guess I will have to skip Kenya and go straight to Kampala.
If there any other country where girls aren't delusional? I got similar sense from conversations with girls from Ghana.
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06-02-22 23:42 #4077
Posts: 25Originally Posted by Vector313 [View Original Post]
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06-01-22 19:18 #4076
Posts: 76Ffs your opinion is YOUR opinion
Jesus this is exactly why I stopped posting on this forum.
First off, I wasn't speaking to you. I was answering the question of a newbie.
Secondly, if you actually read what I wrote instead of getting all in your feelings, I didn't say Kenya was bad. I said for that person's particular situation, south Africa is better.
Third, I've been traveling to Kenya for over 10 years and was married to a miiikenda lady for 3 of those 10. I know wtf I'm talking about because I actually lived in the country, not just visited short vacations like you. I know the people and the infrastructure.
Stick to your own posts and stop trying to discredit others just because you fell in love with a few cheap Kenyan lays. I've been all across the African continent from Dakar to Addis too Nairobi to Luanda, niamey and back to Kigali. Kenya is cool but it's really not all that.
Originally Posted by Onojdi [View Original Post]
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06-01-22 17:20 #4075
Posts: 25One thing to be cautious about, at least in my experience, with Tinder girls is that they can be a catfish or generally look notably worse than their Tinder photos. Best to have them send over photos and videocall them beforehand to get an idea of what to expect otherwise you may find someone very different or loosely resembling what you thought was going to meet you.
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05-31-22 22:15 #4074
Posts: 550Originally Posted by ElMoreno92 [View Original Post]