Nairobi

[Anthony8]

What I like about Nairobi is the National Parks so nearby. A daily hike in Karura Forest seems affordable! Nothing but the perfect cheap Airbnb's.

The party times in CBD are over. Back in the days. Florida 2 k. Simmers. Madhouse. Even Black Diamond back in the days was fun.

I get a very bad vibe from Nairobi when I read the forum. Prices way too high, no advice on where else to go?! Hardcore pro Central Business District (CBD)? I don't even consider Dating websites.

The Soi 6 of Pattaya (ahum used to be $15 anyways), the Kabalagala of Kampala. Where I can spread the good herb amongst these fine ladies in a pocket friendly way.

CBD / Westland based on reviews I fear are going to be hardcore expensive 5 k a night or worse:

Black Diamond.

Florida Night Club.

Relax Pub & Restaurant.

New Amar Bar & Restaurant.

Ricoz Pub.

New nyanza pub.

Small World Waters.

Apple Bees.

Sabina Joy pub (reviews of 5-10 k for all night slim girls.).

Relax Inn.

Nairobi kitale club.

Tea Room Guesthouse.

Club Bavon.

Liddos.

Gabeez.

Tahiti lounge.

Obviously this is Nairobi and 2 k for the night should still be possible. I'm not much into streetwalkers and prefer bars but since CBD seems so hardcore, how are the CBD streets? Hot slim girls? I found the locations but no price info.

CBD Streetwalkers:

Koinange Street.

River road.

Accra Road.

Luthuli Avenue.

Duruma Road Latema Road.

Kirinyaga road.

Parliament Road.

Ronald Ngara.

Outside CBD I consider SW here:

Argwings Kodhek Road (Hurlingham).

12th Street (Eastleigh).

Spine Road / Nyama Villa Club (Umoja).

The stretch from Tabernacle Church to Capital Centre (South B).

Some confirmed hooker bars outside CBD, is 2 k for the night enough here? Prices please if anyone has been here:

Mirangi Bar (Eastleigh).

JK Mbuthia House Bar (Huruma).

Heshima Junior Bar and Restaurant (Pipeline Embakasi).

Club Paris (Umoja).

Nyama Villa Club & Discotheque (Umoja).

207 Lounge Bar (Maziwa).

Kipkabus Safari Club (Ngara).

Zebra Bar (Kawangware).

Airportzone club (Githurai 44).

Double M Bar & Lodging (Githurai 44).

I'm looking for the Capital Pub of Kampala in Nairobi. Any of these bars fit the description? Any help on hooker bars outside CBD would be appreciated. No way this list is this short!

[Vector313]

So far few girls I talked to willing meet, but the audacity is something else. Once girl asked $2000 for threesome, one asked IPhone and one asked $500.

I live in California, can make daily trip to Tijuana. Those exotic Mexican girls are $100 max. I guess I will have to skip Kenya and go straight to Kampala.

If there any other country where girls aren't delusional? I got similar sense from conversations with girls from Ghana.

Every girl in every african country will ask you for an iphone 12 pro max LOL. That's because they love to take selfies in club/bar mirrors and show of the 3 camera bump on the back of the phone as a flex to their IG followers and whatsapp status friends.

Don't pay them any mind. That is of course, if you want to score huge points with the right girl, you can get an iphone SE for $399. LOL.

[Vector313]

Based on your opinion about the Kenyan girls, it seems that your marriage wasnt a happy one. And based on the positive vibes from your messages, maybe the problem was not with these evil monsters the Kenyan girls.

Seeing that you only focused on the girls when my comment to the other poster clearly stated that flights, hotels, and infrastructure were also major factors in my response only tells me that you have a serious problem focusing on pussy instead of other matters of life. But that's not surprising, since resorting to ad-hominem attacks instead of addressing the point made is a common femine debate tactic, and to make my own ad-hominem attack ... your posts give off a very feminie simp energy.

Don't bother responding to me again.

[Vector313]

What would you rate as the best P4P countries in Africa?

It really depends on what your personal approach is. Personally I'm Nigerian descendant american, so I can "blend in" more than most in many countries. I personally rank them as 1. Seychelles, 2. Uganda, 3. South Africa, 4. Kenya. If I had to pick a 5th I'd say Cameroon but that's only from experience of sleeping with a few Cameroonian women that I've met in other countries as that's one of the few countries I haven't actually been to. I tend to avoid the francaphone countries after my Senegal visit because my french is very minimal, but Cameroon people tend to speak both english and french. If your french is strong, then I'd say Cameroon and Senegal are good bets too. I encountered many hot chicks in Dakar, but if you don't speak Hausa then you are pretty much screwed.

[Mombie75]

So far few girls I talked to willing meet, but the audacity is something else. Once girl asked $2000 for threesome, one asked IPhone and one asked $500.

I live in California, can make daily trip to Tijuana. Those exotic Mexican girls are $100 max. I guess I will have to skip Kenya and go straight to Kampala.

If there any other country where girls aren't delusional? I got similar sense from conversations with girls from Ghana.

Of coarse. If they think you are green they will ask, no harm in them trying to hook the odd idiot who will stump up something silly.

In reality on the ground people are mostly paying 2,3,4 k and some more than that in Nbi.

[Onojdi]

Jesus this is exactly why I stopped posting on this forum.

First off, I wasn't speaking to you. I was answering the question of a newbie.

Secondly, if you actually read what I wrote instead of getting all in your feelings, I didn't say Kenya was bad. I said for that person's particular situation, south Africa is better.

Third, I've been traveling to Kenya for over 10 years and was married to a miiikenda lady for 3 of those 10. I know wtf I'm talking about because I actually lived in the country, not just visited short vacations like you. I know the people and the infrastructure.

Stick to your own posts and stop trying to discredit others just because you fell in love with a few cheap Kenyan lays. I've been all across the African continent from Dakar to Addis too Nairobi to Luanda, niamey and back to Kigali. Kenya is cool but it's really not all that.

Based on your opinion about the Kenyan girls, it seems that your marriage wasnt a happy one. And based on the positive vibes from your messages, maybe the problem was not with these evil monsters the Kenyan girls.

[MysteryOcean]

So far few girls I talked to willing meet, but the audacity is something else. Once girl asked $2000 for threesome, one asked IPhone and one asked $500.

I live in California, can make daily trip to Tijuana. Those exotic Mexican girls are $100 max. I guess I will have to skip Kenya and go straight to Kampala.

If there any other country where girls aren't delusional? I got similar sense from conversations with girls from Ghana.

[Minty Polo]

Jesus this is exactly why I stopped posting on this forum.

First off, I wasn't speaking to you. I was answering the question of a newbie.

Secondly, if you actually read what I wrote instead of getting all in your feelings, I didn't say Kenya was bad. I said for that person's particular situation, south Africa is better.

Third, I've been traveling to Kenya for over 10 years and was married to a miiikenda lady for 3 of those 10. I know wtf I'm talking about because I actually lived in the country, not just visited short vacations like you. I know the people and the infrastructure.

Stick to your own posts and stop trying to discredit others just because you fell in love with a few cheap Kenyan lays. I've been all across the African continent from Dakar to Addis too Nairobi to Luanda, niamey and back to Kigali. Kenya is cool but it's really not all that.

What would you rate as the best P4P countries in Africa?

[Vector313]

Jesus this is exactly why I stopped posting on this forum.

First off, I wasn't speaking to you. I was answering the question of a newbie.

Secondly, if you actually read what I wrote instead of getting all in your feelings, I didn't say Kenya was bad. I said for that person's particular situation, south Africa is better.

Third, I've been traveling to Kenya for over 10 years and was married to a miiikenda lady for 3 of those 10. I know wtf I'm talking about because I actually lived in the country, not just visited short vacations like you. I know the people and the infrastructure.

Stick to your own posts and stop trying to discredit others just because you fell in love with a few cheap Kenyan lays. I've been all across the African continent from Dakar to Addis too Nairobi to Luanda, niamey and back to Kigali. Kenya is cool but it's really not all that.

I have been in Nairobi two times for two weeks and I have never experience any of these. Except traffic but it's totally common thing in every capital city.

Again, I have never met a single girl that comes close to that. I met maybe 15 different girls from all over Kenya and never ever met someone that "have a scam / dishonest attitude hidden under their friendly up front outward appearance". Never. By the way it was the opposite. I found this comment utterly misleading. So any one of you brothers, who have never been in Kenya and have plans to visit the country, be with a positive mind set, just go there and enjoy life with the crazy sex loving Kenyan girls. Don't fall victim to misleading stereotypes about local girls.

Speaking about the "dishonest attitude", I have to admit that I was the person with that attitude lol. Some girls were a little disappointed that we didn`t met more often or I promised them to meet but in fact didn`t fulfil my promise - lack of time and energy, or I just prefered other girls for that day/night.

To back up my words I'm just saying that I plan my third visit there and just can't wait to arrive again in Nairobi!

[Minty Polo]

One thing to be cautious about, at least in my experience, with Tinder girls is that they can be a catfish or generally look notably worse than their Tinder photos. Best to have them send over photos and videocall them beforehand to get an idea of what to expect otherwise you may find someone very different or loosely resembling what you thought was going to meet you.

[Mombie75]

Are there many slim / spinner type girls in Nairobi? Is English widely spoken and can I get by with just English?

Yes and yes.

[El Moreno 92]

While I have never been to SA, I experience Kenya girls to be honest, sweet, and less conniving than all the other monger places I have been to. The clubs are hot and tinder should guarantee a fun overnight visit if you have a good talk game and know how to entertain. Nairobi has sweeter girls, girl friendly experience, You can get the same in mombasa but I found quite a few more use to P4P. I have maintain friendship with quite few and have not sent any money. I believe the girls understand that foreigner most likely won't return so they don't put false hopes that you will be lifetime partner. They simply just enjoy the moment. This is what I observe.

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Are there many slim / spinner type girls in Nairobi? Is English widely spoken and can I get by with just English?

[Confiable]

I have been in Nairobi two times for two weeks and I have never experience any of these. Except traffic but it's totally common thing in every capital city.

Again, I have never met a single girl that comes close to that. I met maybe 15 different girls from all over Kenya and never ever met someone that "have a scam / dishonest attitude hidden under their friendly up front outward appearance". Never. By the way it was the opposite. I found this comment utterly misleading. So any one of you brothers, who have never been in Kenya and have plans to visit the country, be with a positive mind set, just go there and enjoy life with the crazy sex loving Kenyan girls. Don't fall victim to misleading stereotypes about local girls.

Speaking about the "dishonest attitude", I have to admit that I was the person with that attitude lol. Some girls were a little disappointed that we didn`t met more often or I promised them to meet but in fact didn`t fulfil my promise - lack of time and energy, or I just prefered other girls for that day/night.

To back up my words I'm just saying that I plan my third visit there and just can't wait to arrive again in Nairobi!

Totally agree. I love Africa in general and will continue to return. Scammers / dishonest behavior go both ways. Men trying to take advantage of women and the other way around. I take every story on these sites with a grain of salt.

[Onojdi]

Kenya is fun, but it still suffers from suspect hotels, traffic problems, electricity outages, mosquito problems, and the other regular african nation issues.

I have been in Nairobi two times for two weeks and I have never experience any of these. Except traffic but it's totally common thing in every capital city.

Also Kenyan girls are often referred to as the Nigerian men of african women, meaning they tend to have a scam / dishonest attitude hidden under their friendly up front outward appearance. If you really want a Kenyan gem, you will need more than 1 week, whereas in SA the women are generally cool and more the type you might stay in contact with after your trip.

Again, I have never met a single girl that comes close to that. I met maybe 15 different girls from all over Kenya and never ever met someone that "have a scam / dishonest attitude hidden under their friendly up front outward appearance". Never. By the way it was the opposite. I found this comment utterly misleading. So any one of you brothers, who have never been in Kenya and have plans to visit the country, be with a positive mind set, just go there and enjoy life with the crazy sex loving Kenyan girls. Don't fall victim to misleading stereotypes about local girls.

Speaking about the "dishonest attitude", I have to admit that I was the person with that attitude lol. Some girls were a little disappointed that we didn`t met more often or I promised them to meet but in fact didn`t fulfil my promise - lack of time and energy, or I just prefered other girls for that day/night.

To back up my words I'm just saying that I plan my third visit there and just can't wait to arrive again in Nairobi!

[ZenMinded1]

Hi all. Reporting from an ongoing trip. Did some prep before arriving in NBO, and one of the candidates was a place called massage spa hurlingham. I think they have several locations but I used the one not far from Jamia central mall. Directions should be provided over whatsapp. Pretty nice experience on top floor of a building. Enter, sit in a room, girls come to show themselves and say their names, at the end receptionist comes to ask which one the client fancies.

5 k and two really nice handjob / blowjobs later with a fun Kamba lady I went out with a spring in my step. Nothing incredibly memorable (unlike a massage I got a few years ago in a random place I found in Kilimani which I still hope to find again and revisit for chance of being lucky to find the same lady), but very nice nonetheless. Showers provided and the lady told me they serve drinks in the spa too. Now that's what I call a full service Not sure about full-on sex, which is not really my preference in spa's (not that difficult to find escorts for incalls if that's your sport), but likely possible with some negotiation.

By the way, whatever happened to Westlands? It may have been a Monday evening but dayummmm was the place dead for a guy looking for a pint.