Nairobi

[Kichuna2]

I'm a coast person, but I was just talking to a friend from Nairo who was telling me about a couple of new places. I was wondering if anyone has or is interested in checking them out. The one he was raving about was called Apple Bees and the other is called Lidos. They are both downtown sort of near Roadhouse and the fire station.

Anybody been to either of them?

[Nairob]

I am visiting Nairobi in 3 weeks time, for business: looking for tips (but nod disco, no exotic bars, plse):

- places to meet non pros, university students, ...
- places to take them for
- places to confortably and reasonablyy f.... in town, safe and clean

Thanks

Chickeun

Hi Chickeune,

Unfortunately there is no way to give you my e-mail or phone-number, cause I can't send or receive PMs maybe you tell me where we can meet in Town and when and I show you 10 Spots in less than two hours.

Can also connect you to some lady's I know, there are all "normal" Lady's many of them have jobs and would like to go out with a decent business-guy. Pack some small bottles of Perfumes from the Duty-Free and you have the perfect Gift to smoothen them a little bit.

Ciao

Nairob

[Chickeune]

I am visiting Nairobi in 3 weeks time, for business: looking for tips (but nod disco, no exotic bars, plse):

- places to meet non pros, university students, ...
- places to take them for
- places to confortably and reasonablyy f.... in town, safe and clean

Thanks

Chickeun

[AfAsia]

After the my post about the upper clubs I would like to give you an alternate for a low cost night. Most people will not know Ngong Hills Hotel on Ngong Road (10 minutes from town center. Hurlingham). The fare for the taxi should not be more than 400 KES (I pay 350)!

The Hotel has a small club with a bar and a dance floor. The place looks quite nice and drinks are all around 100 KES. Because of the neighborhood of Kibera (biggest slum in Nairobi & Africa) you will find a lot of hungry young girls from there in this bar. The number varies from 10 to 60 depending on the time (best from 23:00 to 1:00) and the day (best Thursday-Saturday). Many of this girls are real amateurs and you find also some refugees from Sudan (the asylum is not far from there) and if you're lucky you will get home with a nice looking 21 year old for as little as 1, 000 KES

Tell you what! this is good info. Sent you off to ROD. We do not frequent much more than the usual haunts in Nairobi, makes one feel like a dumb ass, going to all the same joints repeatedly and paying the proverbial 2000kes+ for the honey.

Love to meet "real girls" who no doubt are "plentiful" at Ngong Hills hotel club, cheaper going rate at that.

[Nairob]

After the my post about the upper clubs I would like to give you an alternate for a low cost night. Most people will not know Ngong Hills Hotel on Ngong Road (10 minutes from town center. Hurlingham). The fare for the taxi should not be more than 400 KES (I pay 350)!

The Hotel has a small club with a bar and a dance floor. The place looks quite nice and drinks are all around 100 KES. Because of the neighborhood of Kibera (biggest slum in Nairobi & Africa) you will find a lot of hungry young girls from there in this bar. The number varies from 10 to 60 depending on the time (best from 23:00 to 1:00) and the day (best Thursday-Saturday). Many of this girls are real amateurs and you find also some refugees from Sudan (the asylum is not far from there) and if you're lucky you will get home with a nice looking 21 year old for as little as 1, 000 KES.

By the way, if you hooked up with someone in Town there is a "hotel" on the way to Parklands with the romantic name of "Forest Lodge" it is for the short business only, the rooms are clean but only few have showers. The price is an unbeatable 500 KES and the transport should not cost more than 300 KES.

That's it from me for today.

[WhizzKid]

Hi,

Can anyone offer advice on buying Viagra/Cialis etc in Nairobi - where and prices? I have a few days in town just before Christmas and I always like to carry some back up these days.

Thanks in advance,

Whizzkid

[Willyboy]

Willyboy,

Do you believe that any girl anywhere in the world goes with an old man for anything else than money? Even Mr. Hoeffner of Playboy knows that his bunnies are not hanging around him because he is a nice old chap. When you compare the opportunities here in Africa with the one you have in the western world than it is quite understandable why these girls are looking for a way out.

If Kenya girl is more than 20 years younger than mzungu, no visa (to live in Europe). Of course you can live with your daughter in Kenya.

[Willyboy]

Willyboy,

Do you believe that any girl anywhere in the world goes with an old man for anything else than money? Even Mr. Hoeffner of Playboy knows that his bunnies are not hanging around him because he is a nice old chap. When you compare the opportunities here in Africa with the one you have in the western world than it is quite understandable why these girls are looking for a way out.

One jaer ago I was bizzy to fuck girl, she receced telcall from germany, in this moment I was with one finger in her pussy. She ask de guy. You are honnest man, I wil married with you, after 5 thimes same qestion in was thaking 3 fingers in her pussy. Kenya girls end honnest with mzungu. Let my smile. The adder site mzungu-kenya girl is not better. Only full-time malayas in kenya en malaya after working thime. 2 days ago one girl ask 100 dollar for one night stand. But malaya. Her person. No way

[Nairob]

I chat with lot of girls (afro). Always. Why need love not money. But today one very honnest girl. If the different between black girl end the white mzungu is more than 20 jaer. Than absoluut not love but MONEY. For many old mzungus is this difficult to belief In this afro site, interrest how Kenya girls thinking. Bizzy therapie for all day end evry minut one new surprice.

Willyboy,

Do you believe that any girl anywhere in the world goes with an old man for anything else than money? Even Mr. Hoeffner of Playboy knows that his bunnies are not hanging around him because he is a nice old chap. When you compare the opportunities here in Africa with the one you have in the western world than it is quite understandable why these girls are looking for a way out.

[Nairob]

Hi Noddy,

Everybody knows Florida 1 (Madhouse) or 2000 (Moi Avenue) you can also add the Simmer's Joint where you will find all available pro's in Nairobi. But there are much more clubs/pubs where you can enjoy yourself. There is that new place on Mombasa Road (way to the airport) called Liquid which is surely one of the best places so far. It is a bit more expensive than the above mentioned, but what is expensive in Nairobi anyway? I used to live in London for a year where you pay 10-20 pounds entry in a good club and 5 or more pounds for a drink. Even in Liquid drinks are around 200 Shillings which is quite cheap. You will find some uptown girls there with there own money and some wannebees which are lurking for a guy to buy them a drink. Sure there are some pros there as well, but not as many as in the ordinary spots.

If you like African Music try Club Afrique next to the National Museum on Museum Hill just about 5 minutes from the Town Center. Very nice looking place with a lot of pretty "real" girls, but here you have to dance that's why a lot of them come here. Next door is another pretty place called Galileo, which is more for the yuppies of Nairobi. But it also attracts a lot of the young chicks.

Another way to have an affordable evening with some nice chicks is to go to places like BuruBuru, South B or Langata on a Saturday Afternoon look for some youngsters and make plans for the evening. That also works very well with the Nairobi University Campus and Jomo Kenyatta University but this tactics need some local knowledge and for the universities you will need a fellow student to help you.

I will give you some other spots next time.

[Willyboy]

I chat with lot of girls (afro). Always. Why need love not money. But today one very honnest girl. If the different between black girl end the white mzungu is more than 20 jaer. Than absoluut not love but MONEY. For many old mzungus is this difficult to belief In this afro site, interrest how Kenya girls thinking. Bizzy therapie for all day end evry minut one new surprice.

[AfAsia]

when I passed Madhouse I felt a certain urge to look for the latest arrivals (I usually go to more decent clubs or stud hangouts)

Took the liberty of placing this quote into the Nairobi thread. Nairob, what i would like to ask: in your opinion which are the more decent clubs and stud hangouts in Nairobi?

Am i to presume these classy clubs will require one to have deeper pockets? My time in Nairobi is pretty limited - club hunting wise.

[Gesheft]

Anyone any experiences with the Country Lodge Hotel Nairobi ?

ie. Girl friendly ? Any bar girls around ? Any hassles from security if you bring a guest ?
.... the usual !!

Thx !

G

[Jim01]

Dunno.

I usually go to Mombasa

[Hesekiels]

The seedy hotel next door to Annie Oakley's is not so seedy and is not GF. Avoid it.

The woman proprietor is a malaya (hooker) hater.

I stayed there. It's shit. Got electricity shocks off the shower.

Few years ago a girl died of carbon monoxide poisoning in there.

Jim 01:

Very scary to read that! Is there any option you could recommend? Last time I stayed at 680 Hotel and I hated this place as well.


Cheers - Hesekiels