Nairobi

[Slowalk]

The only bit I don't agree with. Money.
I like agree up front as I don't want drama afterwards, if you give them 5 k they may then argue for 10 k, Now it is a pain and a hassle to get rid of them in such secenario.

When you deal with pros, absolutely pay up front.

When you deal with non pros, I never mention money. I just send it to her what I want and she's wet.

I should point out that if you’re young and attractive, you’re her dream and you pay nothing. If you’re older, sophisticated and attractive, it’s up to you but if you’re old, fat and don’t make an effort to look presentable, you are not what she’s looking for and she wants much more. Stands to reason.

[King Amir]

All the girls I met with are Tinder girls. I spoke to them for a few days before I arrived.

Out of a week I met with 8 girls.

I didn't even pay them one shill, it's very easy to bring a girl home if you're a foreign guy, and a young man.

Yes I paid for their transport and meals.

It is important to talk to them a few days before arrival and try to connect, some will ask for money and some will not, and some will try to raise money from you and do it smoothly with some excuse like "my cellphone is lost, we can't talk at all" she probably expects you to buy a new cellphone.

The local women in Kenya love sex, they know the job.

I was amazed at the amount of girls who want to meet, it didn't happen to me in my country, I would give you an example, I had at least 4 girls who wanted to meet in the evening and I had to choose one of them, it was hard, and I was sorry I only came for a week.

Good apps:

Bolt- a very cheap taxi app in Nairobi.

Safaricom.

Get ready to get glances for a few seconds from people in the street.

Children on the street may have to contact you with the goal of asking for money and will not leave you.

Keep your cellphone close to you!

[Mombie75]

If you're coming from the Americas for just one week, I would stick to one location. You'll be jet lagged the entire trip and spend too much time on the move.
Set up Wise and WorldRemit (as a backup) before you travel then go straight to Safaricom and set up mPesa mobile money upon arrival.
1) Don't be generous. It works the opposite of what you intend it to and will harm you rather than help you. They expect more once you show generosity. Seriously, it's like feeding dangerous wildlife. They all eventually steal.

2) They all lie for no reason even if the truth is to their benefit.

3) It's actually harder to rid yourself of her than it is to find her and she's very easy to find. Dont talk money. She wont talk money but know that she absolutely wants money and its why shes with you. But, if she wants to invite a friend, nothing good will come of it. Assume she's not into you and you're a game to her.

These are good tips from slowalk.

They all steal, very true. They all expect more and more until you are mean for not giving them what they want.

Lie, lie, lie it really is comical at times. They can't help it.

Good point, if they bring a friend they are not into you or they would not risk that friend stealing you. I.

The only bit I don't agree with. Money.

I like agree up front as I don't want drama afterwards, if you give them 5 k they may then argue for 10 k, Now it is a pain and a hassle to get rid of them in such secenario.

[Slowalk]

If you're coming from the Americas for just one week, I would stick to one location. You'll be jet lagged the entire trip and spend too much time on the move.

Nairobi is high altitude and cool, especially at night. I hang in Westlands when I go to Nairobi. Mombasa is hot and humid. Also, although Mombasa is a city, people refer to the entire coast as "Mombasa". I moved from Western highlands and living in Malindi for now.

Whatever platform you use to get a room, to be safe, book for two. Only the higher end hotels will require her to have an ID. Most wont care.

Set up Wise and WorldRemit (as a backup) before you travel then go straight to Safaricom and set up mPesa mobile money upon arrival. The convenience, exchange rates and safety for accessing funds is a huge factor why I live in Kenya.

Lessons I have to continually learn the hard way:

1) Don't be generous. It works the opposite of what you intend it to and will harm you rather than help you. They expect more once you show generosity. Seriously, it's like feeding dangerous wildlife. They all eventually steal.

2) They all lie for no reason even if the truth is to their benefit.

3) It's actually harder to rid yourself of her than it is to find her and she's very easy to find. Dont talk money. She wont talk money but know that she absolutely wants money and its why she’s with you. But, if she wants to invite a friend, nothing good will come of it. Assume she's not into you and you're a game to her.

[Radical Guy]

Just returned from a Pattaya trip. Feeling a bit unsatisfied and burnt out from mongering in Thailand. (Two reports were made; warning. I'm quite introverted and so my reports were not necessarily typical). Oddly enough my best session was with an African girl. So I've plotted to go to the source and have a trip tentatively planned for Nairobi in February. Just a few questions:

1. Are hotels or AirBnBs best for Kenya? Are both fairly easy to bring back guests? Do you have to sign in your guests and have them leave their IDs like in Thailand? If I were to go for an Airbnb, should I ask the guest prior if I can bring back girls or would I be fine just bringing them back without informing the host?

2. For say a week's vacation, would it be best to stay in Nairobi for the entire week or would it be feasible to spend at least a few days in Mombasa?

3. Are girls on apps (tinder, Badoo, tagged) easy to get to agree to a pay for play arrangement? Or is it a soft arrangement where you're better for not talking payment and just giving them money in the morning? Are you expected to go through the whole Song and dance of flirting or is it fine to be upfront with expected arrangements (I. E. I'll pay you for an hour or fun)?

Personally, I prefer Mombasa. Flights on Kenya Airways are cheap between Nairobi and Mombasa. I don't know about Airbnb in Nairobi, but I've used them a lot on Mombasa. I've never had a host ask for my lady's ID. As for Tinder, Badoo, etc. , I NEVER talk about pay for play. But you'll be a rock star in Kenya. Girls there will just spread their legs at the drop of a hat, especially if you're white. Just treat them well, take 'them for dinner / drinks, and they will fuck your brains out. Girls don't like to feel like prostitutes, even if they're hoping for a bit of remuneration in the morning.

RG.

[BPalacio]

Just returned from a Pattaya trip. Feeling a bit unsatisfied and burnt out from mongering in Thailand. (Two reports were made; warning. I'm quite introverted and so my reports were not necessarily typical). Oddly enough my best session was with an African girl. So I've plotted to go to the source and have a trip tentatively planned for Nairobi in February. Just a few questions:

1. Are hotels or AirBnBs best for Kenya? Are both fairly easy to bring back guests? Do you have to sign in your guests and have them leave their IDs like in Thailand? If I were to go for an Airbnb, should I ask the guest prior if I can bring back girls or would I be fine just bringing them back without informing the host?

2. For say a week's vacation, would it be best to stay in Nairobi for the entire week or would it be feasible to spend at least a few days in Mombasa?

3. Are girls on apps (tinder, Badoo, tagged) easy to get to agree to a pay for play arrangement? Or is it a soft arrangement where you're better for not talking payment and just giving them money in the morning? Are you expected to go through the whole Song and dance of flirting or is it fine to be upfront with expected arrangements (I. E. I'll pay you for an hour or fun)?

[Tacoma101]

Well, of course they assume that all white people are "rich," which is a very low bar by Kenyan standards. But they are pretty much "normal" girls, not professional working girls. For example, one girl is a just-graduated nursing student. She actually had me on camera watching her graduation, so I know that's not fake. The only money I sent her I volunteered, so she could get a depo shot at a nearby clinic. She even sent me a copy of the invoice without my asking for it. (The price for the shot was 2,800 shillings, peanuts as far as I'm concerned.).

I wasn't born yesterday. I know that none of these girls are virgins, which I wouldn't want anyway. I simply have no interest in the over P4 P mentality. I prefer the illusion of a real girlfriend experience.

I travel the world with your same mindset! Well done! We are unicorns, sir! But we are unicorns with a TON of very unique stories.

[Mzungunairobi]

I am looking for some good daytime fun in Nairobi. Ideally incall so that I don't have to provide the room. Any thoughts on massage parlors or other options near Ngong / Kilimani / Hurlingham?

[Radical Guy]

Well, all those girls have lied to you, how do I know? Simple, all Kenyans constantly tell lies.

They are not stupid as you may think and certainly know your game. It comes down to you trying to fuck them and them trying to get whatever they are looking for from you.

You are not their first badoo rodeo.

Well, of course they assume that all white people are "rich," which is a very low bar by Kenyan standards. But they are pretty much "normal" girls, not professional working girls. For example, one girl is a just-graduated nursing student. She actually had me on camera watching her graduation, so I know that's not fake. The only money I sent her I volunteered, so she could get a depo shot at a nearby clinic. She even sent me a copy of the invoice without my asking for it. (The price for the shot was 2,800 shillings, peanuts as far as I'm concerned.).

I wasn't born yesterday. I know that none of these girls are virgins, which I wouldn't want anyway. I simply have no interest in the over P4 P mentality. I prefer the illusion of a real girlfriend experience.

[Drifter86]

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[Mombie75]

I'll be in Kenya in a two weeks, staying for 3 weeks. I've been on Badoo screening for prospects. I've screened out (1) all girls over 24, (2) all girls who've ever had kids, (3) obvious P4 P girls, (4) chubby or fat girls, (5) those with shaved pussies (I like a natural Bush), and (6) all those who ever asked for money or even hinted about same. Still, after all that screening, I'm left with 6 gorgeous prospects who swear that I'm the man of their dreams. Now I know that virtually ALL Kenyan girls have some interests of a financial nature, but my feeling is that all of these remains girls are just hopeful that I'll fall in love and petition them for a fiance visa to the US. Hence, they are motivated to make my visit a mind blowing experience. But who do I pick? And who do I disappoint? Tough choice

Well, all those girls have lied to you, how do I know? Simple, all Kenyans constantly tell lies.

They are not stupid as you may think and certainly know your game. It comes down to you trying to fuck them and them trying to get whatever they are looking for from you.

You are not their first badoo rodeo.

[Radical Guy]

I'll be in Kenya in a two weeks, staying for 3 weeks. I've been on Badoo screening for prospects. I've screened out (1) all girls over 24, (2) all girls who've ever had kids, (3) obvious P4 P girls, (4) chubby or fat girls, (5) those with shaved pussies (I like a natural Bush), and (6) all those who ever asked for money or even hinted about same. Still, after all that screening, I'm left with 6 gorgeous prospects who swear that I'm the man of their dreams. Now I know that virtually ALL Kenyan girls have some interests of a financial nature, but my feeling is that all of these remains girls are just hopeful that I'll fall in love and petition them for a fiancée visa to the US. Hence, they are motivated to make my visit a mind blowing experience. But who do I pick? And who do I disappoint? Tough choice!

RG.

[Mombie75]

Good old Sabina Joy.

They used to have girls dancing on poles and parading around almost naked but now it is just another loud bar.

I sometimes watch EPL there if I am passing and there is a game on. As you say the odd local man will ask a few questions and have a chat out of curiousity.

The women tend to be on the larger side but no doubt the odd diamond could pop up.

Worth a visit if in town as it is still 1 k + 300 for short time you say!

On a side note, not far from there on Sheikh Karuma Road there is Central Park Hotel it has a every good Sauna and Steam room. No women, just very good for relaxing if you enjoy that kind of thing, 1000 ks.

[Pokeris]

As I sitting at airport and try to kill the time will add short report. Today at early morning I was flying to Antananarivo with Kenyan airlines and my connecting fly from Nairobi to tana was delayed for more than 10 hours so Kenyan airlines give me free hotel at Nairobi west (Summerdale inn hotel) like 20 minutes away with taxi (indrive) from Sabina joy. I went to hotel have a nap for few hours take a indrive.

Taxi to Sabina joy it was just 2 pm daytime Friday afternoon so I was thinking it will be almost empty on my surprise it was many people already at least 20 girls and many locals. Quality was at lower side many bigger mamas around but after 2. 5 hours spend here drinking tusker lite (cheap beer 260 or 280 shillings) I manage to see a fuckable girl. She was 20 years old from meru at slimmer side as I like. I offer her 1 k for short time and she quickly agrees (its surprise me as same price I was paying 4 years or 5 years ago at Sabina joy. Room cost was 300 extra on the top and they give free condom. RThe girl was nice and sweet she done quiet good blowjob and fuck was fine so in the end I pay her agreed price and give 200 tip and told its for a beer.

I enjoyed my time spending here. If you sit at beginning side from entry girls not bothers you to much but they become more aggressive if you go end side of the bar where is short time rooms near men's toilets. They start grab you and try convince to go for for fuck.

Few locals guys come chat with me on separate times as they was curious to see mzungu here. I ask how much they pay for short time both guys said 1 k + 300 room.

Later I went to another place calling eureka club its just next street from Sabina joy but at 5 pm it has just 4-5 girls inside I walk around and after left as 7 pm the bus coming to pick up people to airport from hotel for fly to tana.

[Mombie75]

Planning my Kenya trip. Nairobi part, I have read all posts but can't decide which area to stay in. Should it be in Westlands or is Nairobi Central better. Any advice greatly appreciated. Also hotel recommendation would be great.

Cheers.

Be.

Central business district gives more eating options and more hunting with more human traffic / road traffic and is noisier than Westlands. Bolt or uber is only 300 ks between the two. Overall not much difference.