Nairobi

[JoseNosay]

If you look Western or hang-out around Westerners be on alert, the Somali shabab are known to hit Nairobi at ease.

They usually pick fancy targets to make a statement, the Kenyan security usually fails to stop those attacks.

[Zimzam]

https://www.sde.co.ke/thenairobian/a...ver-28-000-men

The day Nairobi’s oldest prostitute retired after servicing over 28,000 men

[Naked Gunz]

Best I could do in this city was 4-5 k, nice girls but experiences weren't as good as Mombasa, I had two days so not enough time for good semi pro contacts. Mombasa I was giving 3 k without even discussing money and they wanted to hang around and meet again but I had 8 days there. Number of girls and quality is higher than Mombasa, but vibe here is more pro.Only place with girls midweek seemed to be black diamond, some stunners in there.The response to 3 k is usually that it will only cover transport money. But ratio is in your favour.

I came into Nairobi on Tuesday evening from Tanzania after having the time of my life in Dar. You can read about my adventure in Dar es Salaam on the Tanzania forum.I arrived in Nairobi, and settled down in my hotel, the Sarova Stanley, had dinner, checked some emails did some work and then headed to the streets to find pussy.I have never been a big believer in paying large amounts for pussy, so I'm always on the lookout for deals. Thanks to our in-house legend, Neddy69 and a host of other contributors on this forum, I had an idea of reasonable prices to pay for an all-night encounter. I am a big fan of the all-night encounter; I feel like it's a lot more economical and you get your money's worth.

You guys didn't read about K1 on Tue. AND Thur. Night? Throngs of pussy. Have your driver hang with you and get a bottle, buying drinks does not work there. In fact buying drinks anywhere is seen as cheap charlie. Drinking gin is also a complete African dumb fuck view of not being a baller. You got to have the best whiskey on the table. K1 is complete fun-good music, lots of pussy.

[Mombie75]

Anyone use Ibis Styles Hotel in Westlands? GF?

[Neddy69]

Hay Neddy old hunters are like soldiers they never die.

My hunting ground is also outside NBO. This hunter go to Kericho. Bomet - Narok and have always his target for the day.

Why staying in that area where the muzungu spoiled the price you can better go to the source and take ther the first and the best before they go to the market.

How is Uganda this moment when you go by car ther is a good spot between Busia and Kisumu but you have the experience to see it by your self.

See you when you are back.

Ngong.

I am in the planning stages. I might get an EATV so I can roam freely. In my bucket list are Migori and Homa Bay as I am partial to Luo chicas. But also to visit some Ugandan secondary towns.

As you say. Unspoiled places. Pussy you can find in any village. I don't know if I make it as far as Nairobbery. Rather hang out in Machakos. Kambas my second best tribe after Luos.

Neddy.

[NGong]

Good to know you're still alive and kicking. One of these days when I am in NBO I'll call on you.

But my hunting grounds are outside of NBO. In fact I'll be in Uganda from January on.

Neddy.

Hay Neddy old hunters are like soldiers they never die.

My hunting ground is also outside NBO. This hunter go to Kericho. Bomet - Narok and have always his target for the day.

Why staying in that area where the muzungu spoiled the price you can better go to the source and take ther the first and the best before they go to the market.

How is Uganda this moment when you go by car ther is a good spot between Busia and Kisumu but you have the experience to see it by your self.

See you when you are back.

Ngong.

[Neddy69]

Hay Neddy.

I follow message about Kenya and always be surprised with the report some people send.

I know New Stanley and the other upgrade hotels and I know when you invited a nairobi lady to New Stanley or Serena you pay the high price because they also know the hotels.

New Stanley have a very strict security and bringing a lady inside get always attention from the staff special the SW because of the style.

This are story tellers who want to take attention and that is why I only read but this last one is not real.

I am still hunting but on my own way my favorite place is now Karen with the HUB, Waterfront and the Galeria good hunting place special students by day and night.

The hotels in the area like Ongta Rongai and Ngong are more GF and better prices + quality.

Greetings Ngong.

Good to know you're still alive and kicking. One of these days when I am in NBO I'll call on you.

But my hunting grounds are outside of NBO. In fact I'll be in Uganda from January on.

Neddy.

[Pokeris]

I woke up at some minutes after midnight feeling refreshed and wanting pussy. I had bought a Safaricom line earlier in the day so as to be able to get data to call for an Uber whenever I needed. The ordinary Nairobi taxis are prohibitively expensive and I can't even understand why anyone would use them when Uber and Bolt prices are so much lower. I ordered an Uber to take me to Batis, close to Eureka, where I had been the night before. As mentioned earlier, the place is a real dump. Hoodrats everywhere, some with body odour. I mean, I don't discriminate, and happily smash hoodrats, but some of the girls I saw could give a young bloke nightmares. No, thank you. In any case, I put my research hat on, and asked three random girls for prices for the night. A few of the girls I spoke to were happy to follow me for Ksh 1,500. But I wasn't feeling any of them. I find that I'm generous when I'm in East Africa. I bought all three girls I engaged a beer. Back in Nigeria, I would be called a 'maga' (dumb fuck) for doing this.

Your story sounds interesting but I thought this club is shut down. Google maps stated is closed and also can find some reports on kenyatalk forums people saying its shut down many people get drugged here with mchele before looks like it was completely shit hole place.

[NGong]

Ah. You got the best of both worlds Kamba / Luo mix. These tribes don't do FGM. My experience with Kenyan or African chics in general they don't fake. They enjoy to the fullest.

Spot on. Upmarket joints. Upmarket prices.

In the good old times Simmers was one of the hotspots. The other one was Florida / Madhouse. Now most of the chics are sorta homeless. And the mongers too. I always used to love the Congolese lifeband in Simmers.

BTW as you seem to be Nigerian. The absolute best porn style sex I had with a nigerian Igbo Squirter. Nigeria is long time on my bucket list. But if I go. I'd like to stay three months.

Anyhow. Enjoy. You'll have a big bootie fest in Kampala. Nothing wrong paying a few beers as long as it doesn't break the bank.

Neddy.

Hay Neddy.

I follow message about Kenya and always be surprised with the report some people send.

I know New Stanley and the other upgrade hotels and I know when you invited a nairobi lady to New Stanley or Serena you pay the high price because they also know the hotels.

New Stanley have a very strict security and bringing a lady inside get always attention from the staff special the SW because of the style.

This are story tellers who want to take attention and that is why I only read but this last one is not real.

I am still hunting but on my own way my favorite place is now Karen with the HUB, Waterfront and the Galeria good hunting place special students by day and night.

The hotels in the area like Ongta Rongai and Ngong are more GF and better prices + quality.

Greetings Ngong.

[Neddy69]

Haha Neddy69, you know this stuff too well. Turns out the lady was actually part LUO!

I had a long day with work on Wednesday so I was a bit tired physically when I arrived my hotel in the evening around 7 pm. But I knew I needed to have pussy for the day. I called the number of the lady I had met the night before and asked her if she could come to my Hotel room since I was tired and wasn't particularly interested in going out. I just wanted to stay indoors and smash. She apologized and told me that someone else. A muzungu (as they are called in these parts. A white man), had booked her for the night. I asked her how much he was paying her. She said the white man always gave her anywhere from Ksh 5 k to 10 k. The dumb fuck. Or maybe not. Maybe he's just a rich man and it means nothing to him. Apparently, the mzungu met her at Simmers a couple of years ago and always called her over whenever he was in Nairobi. We made small talk, and she told me that Simmers used to be her spot back in the day until some fuckers demolished it. She spoke glowingly of the place. Apparently, Simmers was one hell of a popping place back in the day. A pussy paradise of sorts. Many of the girls who used to pitch their tents there now hang out on the streets, or some of those dingy clubs in the CBD. I asked her what her tribe was, and she said she is mixed. Luo and Kamba. I promised to meet her when next I'm in Nairobi. She offered to hook me up with a friend of here. No, I told her. I prefer to spot talent for myself first hand and make my own selection. She asked to come over to my hotel the next day. Unfortunately, I would be traveling. Ordered room service, checked some emails, took some pain killers for a headache I was having, and went to bed by 9 pm.

I woke up at some minutes after midnight feeling refreshed and wanting pussy. I had bought a Safaricom line earlier in the day so as to be able to get data to call for an Uber whenever I needed. The ordinary Nairobi taxis are prohibitively expensive and I can't even understand why anyone would use them when Uber and Bolt prices are so much lower. I ordered an Uber to take me to Batis, close to Eureka, where I had been the night before. As mentioned earlier, the place is a real dump. Hoodrats everywhere, some with body odour. I mean, I don't discriminate, and happily smash hoodrats, but some of the girls I saw could give a young bloke nightmares. No, thank you. In any case, I put my research hat on, and asked three random girls for prices for the night. A few of the girls I spoke to were happy to follow me for Ksh 1,500. But I wasn't feeling any of them. I find that I'm generous when I'm in East Africa. I bought all three girls I engaged a beer. Back in Nigeria, I would be called a 'maga' (dumb fuck) for doing this. No matter. I'm happy to give. I called an Uber and went to Tamasha, a nice open-air bar / restaurant / club in Hurlingham. Lots of talents there, but they looked upmarket. I took a table and asked a stunning lady who was drinking next to me how much she would want for the night. She asked if I was from West Africa. I said yes. She giggled and boldly said Ksh 10 k for the night. I roared with laughter. Not today, Satan. I wished her well, paid my tab and left. Tamasha seems to be a bit upmarket, favored by the young, high-flying urban professionals. The car park was littered with nice cars. Range rovers, benzes, beemers. Clearly an upwardly mobile establishment. Maybe that's why the girl could tell me Ksh 10 k with boldness.

I left Tamasha and walked down the road. Ah, it's the famous Argwings Khodek road. A hub for streetwalkers. There were many of them on the street, lurking in the dark corners, calling out to you. I walked slowly, sizing up each one, smiling and waving at them. My kind of shit. I then stumbled on one I fancied. A bit mature. In her mid 30's. I find I'm biased towards the slightly more mature ones. They have less drama than the late teens and early twenty-something year-olds. Anyway, her name was Sheila. I told her the drill. Long BJ, boob sucking, various positions. The whole works, the whole night. She asked for Ksh 3 k. I could tell from her eyes that she was humble. The type I like. I countered with Ksh 1,500. I told her I was staying in town, and from my hotel, she could easily get a bus to wherever the hell she was going. She agreed happily. She asked for 50 bob to buy a local gin drink from some shady guy lurking in the corner who sold sweets, condoms and other paraphernalia. I obliged. We walked back to Tamasha and then I ordered an Uber.

Back in the hotel, she was a great sport. She was Kamba, and she fucked my brains out. She was very eager to please and did as she was told. Her BBJ started off a bit badly; there was too much teeth, but then I cautioned her and she improved tremendously almost immediately. About 20 minutes BJ, a decent performance. 7. 5 over 10. Not bad. Now, where she excelled was in the fucking. She took control. I don't know what was in that local gin she consumed, but that shit gave her some sort of super powers. This chick pushed me to the bed and rode me like crazy. She was actually very wet and did not need any lubricant whatsoever. She was moaning like mad. I'm no fool and know these girls fake these things many times, but hell, this girl was wet and horny, and she was really into it. The way she was on top and grinding me, it was clear she was actually in pursuit of her own orgasm as much as she was in pursuit of mine. I love that shit. We smashed for about 20 minutes, then I came. I washed up, chatted with her some more and poured myself a JD. She did not care for my drink. She had her own local gin. No matter. Afterwards she gave me another BJ. I did not come or anything, but I was pleased sleeping with a hard dick, secure in the knowledge that I was going to smash again in the morning.

Around 7 am, she woke me up with a BJ. This is the shit I dream about. Me sleeping and then some chick just starts blowing me, and then I wake up. This happened. What a beautiful way to start the morning. She blew me for roughly 20 minutes as I lay down. It was a good BJ, particularly as she was obviously working extra hard not to use any teeth. Then I put on a condom and smashed. Doggy and missionary. She was sober now, not crazy like a few hours before. I busted my nut in about 15 minutes. A good outing in all. Gave her Ksh 2 k and she was very happy. Will call her again. Happy with how my Nairobi trip turned out and I'm starting to like this place, but my heart still yearns for Tanzania, the country of the Most High.

Ah. You got the best of both worlds Kamba / Luo mix. These tribes don't do FGM. My experience with Kenyan or African chics in general they don't fake. They enjoy to the fullest.

Spot on. Upmarket joints. Upmarket prices.

In the good old times Simmers was one of the hotspots. The other one was Florida / Madhouse. Now most of the chics are sorta homeless. And the mongers too. I always used to love the Congolese lifeband in Simmers.

BTW as you seem to be Nigerian. The absolute best porn style sex I had with a nigerian Igbo Squirter. Nigeria is long time on my bucket list. But if I go. I'd like to stay three months.

Anyhow. Enjoy. You'll have a big bootie fest in Kampala. Nothing wrong paying a few beers as long as it doesn't break the bank.

Neddy.

[GuyMan007]

You've been in Sabina Joy. Its in Moi Avenue. The Building and the ST Hotel are called Eureka Highrise. Blowjob? Sounds like LUO. If you step out of the Sarova Stanley be expected to be ripped off by the taxis. LOL.

Neddy.

Who sorely misses Simmers. Ah tempos passados.

Haha Neddy69, you know this stuff too well. Turns out the lady was actually part LUO!

I had a long day with work on Wednesday so I was a bit tired physically when I arrived my hotel in the evening around 7 pm. But I knew I needed to have pussy for the day. I called the number of the lady I had met the night before and asked her if she could come to my Hotel room since I was tired and wasn't particularly interested in going out. I just wanted to stay indoors and smash. She apologized and told me that someone else. A muzungu (as they are called in these parts. A white man), had booked her for the night. I asked her how much he was paying her. She said the white man always gave her anywhere from Ksh 5 k to 10 k. The dumb fuck. Or maybe not. Maybe he's just a rich man and it means nothing to him. Apparently, the mzungu met her at Simmers a couple of years ago and always called her over whenever he was in Nairobi. We made small talk, and she told me that Simmers used to be her spot back in the day until some fuckers demolished it. She spoke glowingly of the place. Apparently, Simmers was one hell of a popping place back in the day. A pussy paradise of sorts. Many of the girls who used to pitch their tents there now hang out on the streets, or some of those dingy clubs in the CBD. I asked her what her tribe was, and she said she is mixed. Luo and Kamba. I promised to meet her when next I'm in Nairobi. She offered to hook me up with a friend of here. No, I told her. I prefer to spot talent for myself first hand and make my own selection. She asked to come over to my hotel the next day. Unfortunately, I would be traveling. Ordered room service, checked some emails, took some pain killers for a headache I was having, and went to bed by 9 pm.

I woke up at some minutes after midnight feeling refreshed and wanting pussy. I had bought a Safaricom line earlier in the day so as to be able to get data to call for an Uber whenever I needed. The ordinary Nairobi taxis are prohibitively expensive and I can't even understand why anyone would use them when Uber and Bolt prices are so much lower. I ordered an Uber to take me to Batis, close to Eureka, where I had been the night before. As mentioned earlier, the place is a real dump. Hoodrats everywhere, some with body odour. I mean, I don't discriminate, and happily smash hoodrats, but some of the girls I saw could give a young bloke nightmares. No, thank you. In any case, I put my research hat on, and asked three random girls for prices for the night. A few of the girls I spoke to were happy to follow me for Ksh 1,500. But I wasn't feeling any of them. I find that I'm generous when I'm in East Africa. I bought all three girls I engaged a beer. Back in Nigeria, I would be called a 'maga' (dumb fuck) for doing this. No matter. I'm happy to give. I called an Uber and went to Tamasha, a nice open-air bar / restaurant / club in Hurlingham. Lots of talents there, but they looked upmarket. I took a table and asked a stunning lady who was drinking next to me how much she would want for the night. She asked if I was from West Africa. I said yes. She giggled and boldly said Ksh 10 k for the night. I roared with laughter. Not today, Satan. I wished her well, paid my tab and left. Tamasha seems to be a bit upmarket, favored by the young, high-flying urban professionals. The car park was littered with nice cars. Range rovers, benzes, beemers. Clearly an upwardly mobile establishment. Maybe that's why the girl could tell me Ksh 10 k with boldness.

I left Tamasha and walked down the road. Ah, it's the famous Argwings Khodek road. A hub for streetwalkers. There were many of them on the street, lurking in the dark corners, calling out to you. I walked slowly, sizing up each one, smiling and waving at them. My kind of shit. I then stumbled on one I fancied. A bit mature. In her mid 30's. I find I'm biased towards the slightly more mature ones. They have less drama than the late teens and early twenty-something year-olds. Anyway, her name was Sheila. I told her the drill. Long BJ, boob sucking, various positions. The whole works, the whole night. She asked for Ksh 3 k. I could tell from her eyes that she was humble. The type I like. I countered with Ksh 1,500. I told her I was staying in town, and from my hotel, she could easily get a bus to wherever the hell she was going. She agreed happily. She asked for 50 bob to buy a local gin drink from some shady guy lurking in the corner who sold sweets, condoms and other paraphernalia. I obliged. We walked back to Tamasha and then I ordered an Uber.

Back in the hotel, she was a great sport. She was Kamba, and she fucked my brains out. She was very eager to please and did as she was told. Her BBJ started off a bit badly; there was too much teeth, but then I cautioned her and she improved tremendously almost immediately. About 20 minutes BJ, a decent performance. 7. 5 over 10. Not bad. Now, where she excelled was in the fucking. She took control. I don't know what was in that local gin she consumed, but that shit gave her some sort of super powers. This chick pushed me to the bed and rode me like crazy. She was actually very wet and did not need any lubricant whatsoever. She was moaning like mad. I'm no fool and know these girls fake these things many times, but hell, this girl was wet and horny, and she was really into it. The way she was on top and grinding me, it was clear she was actually in pursuit of her own orgasm as much as she was in pursuit of mine. I love that shit. We smashed for about 20 minutes, then I came. I washed up, chatted with her some more and poured myself a JD. She did not care for my drink. She had her own local gin. No matter. Afterwards she gave me another BJ. I did not come or anything, but I was pleased sleeping with a hard dick, secure in the knowledge that I was going to smash again in the morning.

Around 7 am, she woke me up with a BJ. This is the shit I dream about. Me sleeping and then some chick just starts blowing me, and then I wake up. This happened. What a beautiful way to start the morning. She blew me for roughly 20 minutes as I lay down. It was a good BJ, particularly as she was obviously working extra hard not to use any teeth. Then I put on a condom and smashed. Doggy and missionary. She was sober now, not crazy like a few hours before. I busted my nut in about 15 minutes. A good outing in all. Gave her Ksh 2 k and she was very happy. Will call her again. Happy with how my Nairobi trip turned out and I'm starting to like this place, but my heart still yearns for Tanzania, the country of the Most High.

[Neddy69]

I came into Nairobi on Tuesday evening from Tanzania after having the time of my life in Dar. You can read about my adventure in Dar es Salaam on the Tanzania forum.

I arrived in Nairobi, and settled down in my hotel, the Sarova Stanley, had dinner, checked some emails did some work and then headed to the streets to find pussy.

I have never been a big believer in paying large amounts for pussy, so I'm always on the lookout for deals. Thanks to our in-house legend, Neddy69 and a host of other contributors on this forum, I had an idea of reasonable prices to pay for an all-night encounter. I am a big fan of the all-night encounter; I feel like it's a lot more economical and you get your money's worth.

So, I summoned a Taxi guy who was hanging around my hotel and told him to take me to a place not far away where I could get pussy cheap. I had a list of places to visit based on the recommendations so generously shared by the gentlemen on this forum, but I was just curious to hear if there were any other places. The Taxi guy told me of a club called Eureka in town. He charged me Ksh 1000. I told him to hold on, while I went to my hotel lobby, connected to the hotel WiFi and checked to see Uber rates to the said Eureka Hotel. The Uber's estimated price was Ksh 200. Fuck this guy, I thought to myself. So I called an Uber who came right to the front of my hotel and picked me up. The other Taxi guy saw me enter the Uber and I gave him a knowing smile. The opportunistic fuck. It's not me you're going to scam with your high prices.

So, I arrived at the Eureka Hotel. It's a shithole, really right in the center of town. A ghetto zone, actually. There were girls both upstairs and downstairs, plenty girls. I went upstairs, settled down, ordered my Guinness and surveyed the land. It was around 11 pm, and more girls were still trooping in, while I sipped my Guinness and kept looking around. I finally settled on a girl called Betty. In her mid 20's, or so it seems. She's a student who was hustling on the side. Good English. Kenyans speak very good English. I beckoned to her and she came hurrying to my seat. I offered her a drink. She bought Guiness, and we began to negotiate. She wanted Ksh 3 k for the night. I offered Ksh 2 k, plus the drink. I told her everything I wanted. She agreed. We used her phone to order an Uber back to my hotel and she gave me one of the best Blowjobs I have ever had in a while. We fucked 3 times throughout the night. Nice experience. Will definitely call her again. Apparently, right next to Eureka is another club called Batis. The girls there are ugly as fuck, but I imagine they'd be cheap too. I plan to try Batis today. Kenya is looking good, but my heart still longs for Tanzania.

It showed again one thing. You did RTFF and acted accordingly. A lot of newbees ask the dumb questions over and over again. Everythings there if you're not a lazy dumbass. You'll find EPIC FUCKS in all countries. You seem to be a natural talent. LOL. Hanging out in the Sarova Stanley and hunting in Sabina Joy. Hahahaha. Wait till you hit squirters country Uganda and Rwanda. Read my posts and you're all set. If you want to breathe old colonial atmosphere stay in the Speke in Kampala. Run down.
And in Kigali the Mille Collines is breathing history. The original Hotel Rwanda out of the movie.
But I love these old colonial places. Like Hotel Baron in Aleppo or the Cecil in Alexandria. King David in Jerusalem. My favorite was The Old Cataract in Assuan. Have the tea at the terrace overlooking the River Nile. Some decades ago.

Neddy.

Who contemplates to move a couple of nights to the Hotel du Thermes.

To top it all off. Listen to this tune have a whisky in your hand and overlook the stunning African evening sky from your terrace...

https://youtu.be/iUKGEAdSEFs

[Neddy69]

I came into Nairobi on Tuesday evening from Tanzania after having the time of my life in Dar. You can read about my adventure in Dar es Salaam on the Tanzania forum.

I arrived in Nairobi, and settled down in my hotel, the Sarova Stanley, had dinner, checked some emails did some work and then headed to the streets to find pussy.

I have never been a big believer in paying large amounts for pussy, so I'm always on the lookout for deals. Thanks to our in-house legend, Neddy69 and a host of other contributors on this forum, I had an idea of reasonable prices to pay for an all-night encounter. I am a big fan of the all-night encounter; I feel like it's a lot more economical and you get your money's worth.

So, I summoned a Taxi guy who was hanging around my hotel and told him to take me to a place not far away where I could get pussy cheap. I had a list of places to visit based on the recommendations so generously shared by the gentlemen on this forum, but I was just curious to hear if there were any other places. The Taxi guy told me of a club called Eureka in town. He charged me Ksh 1000. I told him to hold on, while I went to my hotel lobby, connected to the hotel WiFi and checked to see Uber rates to the said Eureka Hotel. The Uber's estimated price was Ksh 200. Fuck this guy, I thought to myself. So I called an Uber who came right to the front of my hotel and picked me up. The other Taxi guy saw me enter the Uber and I gave him a knowing smile. The opportunistic fuck. It's not me you're going to scam with your high prices.

So, I arrived at the Eureka Hotel. It's a shithole, really right in the center of town. A ghetto zone, actually. There were girls both upstairs and downstairs, plenty girls. I went upstairs, settled down, ordered my Guinness and surveyed the land. It was around 11 pm, and more girls were still trooping in, while I sipped my Guinness and kept looking around. I finally settled on a girl called Betty. In her mid 20's, or so it seems. She's a student who was hustling on the side. Good English. Kenyans speak very good English. I beckoned to her and she came hurrying to my seat. I offered her a drink. She bought Guiness, and we began to negotiate. She wanted Ksh 3 k for the night. I offered Ksh 2 k, plus the drink. I told her everything I wanted. She agreed. We used her phone to order an Uber back to my hotel and she gave me one of the best Blowjobs I have ever had in a while. We fucked 3 times throughout the night. Nice experience. Will definitely call her again. Apparently, right next to Eureka is another club called Batis. The girls there are ugly as fuck, but I imagine they'd be cheap too. I plan to try Batis today. Kenya is looking good, but my heart still longs for Tanzania.

You've been in Sabina Joy. Its in Moi Avenue. The Building and the ST Hotel are called Eureka Highrise. Blowjob? Sounds like LUO. If you step out of the Sarova Stanley be expected to be ripped off by the taxis. LOL.

Neddy.

Who sorely misses Simmers. Ah tempos passados.

[GuyMan007]

I came into Nairobi on Tuesday evening from Tanzania after having the time of my life in Dar. You can read about my adventure in Dar es Salaam on the Tanzania forum.

I arrived in Nairobi, and settled down in my hotel, the Sarova Stanley, had dinner, checked some emails did some work and then headed to the streets to find pussy.

I have never been a big believer in paying large amounts for pussy, so I'm always on the lookout for deals. Thanks to our in-house legend, Neddy69 and a host of other contributors on this forum, I had an idea of reasonable prices to pay for an all-night encounter. I am a big fan of the all-night encounter; I feel like it's a lot more economical and you get your money's worth.

So, I summoned a Taxi guy who was hanging around my hotel and told him to take me to a place not far away where I could get pussy cheap. I had a list of places to visit based on the recommendations so generously shared by the gentlemen on this forum, but I was just curious to hear if there were any other places. The Taxi guy told me of a club called Eureka in town. He charged me Ksh 1000. I told him to hold on, while I went to my hotel lobby, connected to the hotel WiFi and checked to see Uber rates to the said Eureka Hotel. The Uber's estimated price was Ksh 200. Fuck this guy, I thought to myself. So I called an Uber who came right to the front of my hotel and picked me up. The other Taxi guy saw me enter the Uber and I gave him a knowing smile. The opportunistic fuck. It's not me you're going to scam with your high prices.

So, I arrived at the Eureka Hotel. It's a shithole, really right in the center of town. A ghetto zone, actually. There were girls both upstairs and downstairs, plenty girls. I went upstairs, settled down, ordered my Guinness and surveyed the land. It was around 11 pm, and more girls were still trooping in, while I sipped my Guinness and kept looking around. I finally settled on a girl called Betty. In her mid 20's, or so it seems. She's a student who was hustling on the side. Good English. Kenyans speak very good English. I beckoned to her and she came hurrying to my seat. I offered her a drink. She bought Guiness, and we began to negotiate. She wanted Ksh 3 k for the night. I offered Ksh 2 k, plus the drink. I told her everything I wanted. She agreed. We used her phone to order an Uber back to my hotel and she gave me one of the best Blowjobs I have ever had in a while. We fucked 3 times throughout the night. Nice experience. Will definitely call her again. Apparently, right next to Eureka is another club called Batis. The girls there are ugly as fuck, but I imagine they'd be cheap too. I plan to try Batis today. Kenya is looking good, but my heart still longs for Tanzania.

[Triple Darknes]

Best I could do in this city was 4-5 k, nice girls but experiences weren't as good as Mombasa, I had two days so not enough time for good semi pro contacts. Mombasa I was giving 3 k without even discussing money and they wanted to hang around and meet again but I had 8 days there. Number of girls and quality is higher than Mombasa, but vibe here is more pro.

Only place with girls midweek seemed to be black diamond, some stunners in there.

The response to 3 k is usually that it will only cover transport money. But ratio is in your favour.

This is a really good no bullshit report.