Nairobi

[TonyCarioca11]

Just returned from one month in Nairobi. Here is a report of my findings and strategies:

1- My initial strategy was to use Tinder one month advance of my trip to start decent conversations with girls to eliminate the hookers and find someone serious to hang out with who I can talk to.

I thought I found that person through extensive whatsapp chat before arriving and that we had something after spending a week together in Nairobi. However I noticed the Tinder app still prominent on her phone so I did the following:

Created a fake Tinder account to match her to find out who she really is.

2- Strategy Two: Using naughty talk to get to girls.

I matched with the fake profile with my ex and started dirty talk with her: If I could come in her mouth? Yes. If she swallows? Yes she does. If she likes anal and rough? Yes again.

It was time to get unmatched so I thought. I said I hate condoms and wanted to come inside her. Then I added I want to do some ass to mouth. Surely she would unmatch me.

No response for a day so I was happy about my girl. I had to do the final test if she could refuse money. So I offered $50 for the unprotected sex etc. And to my disbelief she accepted.

Apparently most Kenyan girls struggle saying no to money I was very dissapointed in the girl I was seeing and decided to continue my experiment but without offering money.

Within a weeek I had 10 girls who without meeting me (on Tinder chat) accepted to go home with me for drinks and swallow. I could not believe but literally met with all the girls and took them home teling them the story of the girl I thought was serious with me. Half the girls did not even realise that they agreed for me to cum in their mouth with a fake profile. Imagine how many guys they must be talking to. This was so shocking as I did not expect that this dirty talk will get me anywhere but I even pulled lesbians who had never given a blowjob to a guy. So many young and horny girls in Nairobi and I just discovered this. Reading the forum most guys are not aware of the potential or nobody is given the right advice in how to pull. There are a lot of loosers who immediately offer money to girls but I think the girls like to be teased and not treated like working girls.

So my strategy of finding a serious girl was naive. The girls tell you what you want to hear and even if your are the BF you are the BF when you are there. When not then another person gets to be with her. So instead of wasting all the time chatting a long time before I realised that girls react much more enthusiastic if you can even meet them the same day of the naughty chat if you know how to get them horny. This involves not being selfish.

I will be back with strategy two and I still find it hard to use my own pics, but will do so as its not my character to talk to girls like that and ask them if I can cum in their mouth if she likes me. I'm trying to be a gentleman and polite to all the ladies I meet and majority call back to meet again and stay over for weekends. Honestly I could not keep up with the demand and had to block some of them to stop their persistent requests to meet again.

[Kgero1935]

There is a sister app of Badoo called Blendr.

Great way to find girl everywhere around the world

Thanks for information. I've always found Badoo good in NBO / Kenya, but let me try Blendr too. And see what difference it makes.

[Zamziv]

There is a sister app of Badoo called Blendr.

Great way to find girl everywhere around the world

Actually Badoo works pretty well. Start working your fields like 2 weeks in advance, and you will find green pastures when it's harvesting time.

No need to sign up for paid memberships, there is ample supply of girls. Never paid a single $ for anything and always got my menu sorted.

[Albert9989]

Hi,

I will be in Nairobi for only one night, and the proposed location is in Karen area, named Roussel House.

Obviously it doesn't look like a GFE place at first sight.

But at least can someone tell me if in this area its possible to find good MP's or if I need to walk or drive long and to where?

Thanks a lot for any advices.

[Naked Gunz]

Unlikely to find, and not recommended if you find. Girl registering is for your own security, they are not your friends. If too shy to walk with the lady just give her your room # and tell her to come over once you are in the room. Kenyan ladies tend to be quite reliable and will follow through.

Woodmere Serviced Apt. No walk of shame, safe and very quiet. Only moaning and groaning from next door shagging. Studios about $53, clean with a microwave and cooking burner.

Walking distance to YAYA for ATM and groceries, booze. My go to place.

[Kib123]

Hi guys,

I'm a pretty shy guy, and of the most annoying things about Kenyan hotels is the walk of shame through hotel lobbies.

Can anyone recommend a hotel (not airbnb) that fits the following criteria.

1) Has rooms that are accessed in a private manner (eg your not forced to walk through lobby or register).

Thanks.

Unlikely to find, and not recommended if you find. Girl registering is for your own security, they are not your friends. If too shy to walk with the lady just give her your room # and tell her to come over once you are in the room. Kenyan ladies tend to be quite reliable and will follow through.

[Rogozhin30]

Reporting back from a Nairobi visit in January. Weather and chicas were perfect. Stayed at the Woodmere apartments and highly recommend it. Secure area and nice amenities for a decent price. I believe I paid around 4 K KSE nightly for a two bedroom suite overlooking the pool. The bed worked well and staff did not bat an eye at bringing girls back.

My trip was mostly work but had time for one mongering night, Thursday night. Went to Black Diamond in Westlands. A fun local band was playing, and lots of ladies looking to meet westerners. Two pulled me aside to chat, but no spark for me. Drinking a Tusker at the bar, came to chatting with a gorgeous GND type named Carol. She was showing me photos on her phone and we had some laughs. Asked if she wanted to have another drink at my place, did not take much convincing.

Uber back to woodmere. Had already bought Tuskers at the apartment shop, cold in the fridge. Had a couple while watching some movie, but soon were making out. And onto the bed naked. Soft soft kissable lips, DFK. And then down to dine on the other lips. Clean and lovely, and was felt like a real orgasm. She loved sex. Slim but curvy, nice be cups. Probably about 5 ft2.

Carol went down for a fantastic BBBJ, with plenty of attention to the boys and some eye contact. I came in her mouth and she took every drop without complaint. After some chatting we went for round two, covered in several positions. Completely satisfied. The whole night was very close to a GFE experience.

She stayed the night, butt naked with cute perky ass in the air. Never discussed money but I have her 5 k for "cab money" on her way out. Very sweet girl, and I am guessing comes to Black Diamond often, as a non-pro or semi-pro.

Good hunting. Tinder also gave me a lot of hits and interest, but just never had time to meet up. Also 1-2 ads for $$ on tinder, but almost all seemed good girls.

[Rwenotmen]

I don't recommend any Nairobi hotels anymore, haven't stayed in one in years -- instead, I recommend AirBnB:

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...97#post2223797

HOWEVER, for someone like you, I DO recommend a hotel--with active security: just in case the girl tries to bully you for more money, you can quickly get security to remove her. You won't have this protection in a private residence.

Try this simple Google search, adjust the dates, price & quality to your comfort:

https://www.google.com/search?q=Hotels+in+Nairobi+Kenya

Others here can help you determine if the place (s) Girl-Friendly.

[FreeShyne]

Hi guys,

I'm a pretty shy guy, and of the most annoying things about Kenyan hotels is the walk of shame through hotel lobbies.

Can anyone recommend a hotel (not airbnb) that fits the following criteria.

1) Has rooms that are accessed in a private manner (eg your not forced to walk through lobby or register).

2) Under $70 per night and is decent quality.

3) Has parking.

So far I've liked woodmere apartments, but it can be fully booked at times so I'm trying to find alternatives.

Ant tips?

Thanks.

[Mombie75]

So I've been staying at the same hotel for a few years now when I come to Nairobi - 2-4 times a year. They got a new housekeeper, in her 30's, big frame but confident and looks you in the eye. We got chatting outside my room and it was clear to me that below the professional front, she was looking to hook up.

I got her number, we met that night at Ambassadeur hotel in town. Great bar, room was fine. And we fucked for about an hour solid. This is not the first 30 something I've picked up in Nairobi, often horny, they're busy working hard looking after children, their man has run off on them. And they're a lot more fun, much better in bed, and really enjoy it.

Very good, I'm trying to find a 30 somethings in Nairobi myself, the early 20's from the bar scene I'm tired of, I do like a big frame to.

[Addis Alem]

So I've been staying at the same hotel for a few years now when I come to Nairobi - 2-4 times a year. They got a new housekeeper, in her 30's, big frame but confident and looks you in the eye. We got chatting outside my room and it was clear to me that below the professional front, she was looking to hook up.

I got her number, we met that night at Ambassadeur hotel in town. Great bar, room was fine. And we fucked for about an hour solid. This is not the first 30 something I've picked up in Nairobi, often horny, they're busy working hard looking after children, their man has run off on them. And they're a lot more fun, much better in bed, and really enjoy it.

[Vanilla4]

For some reason. Had zero luck with Badoo. I signed up for a 3 month membership, dutifully filled out my profile, put up my 'okay' mug and have been trying to chat the girls in each country (Ethiopia, Djibouti, Somolia, Nairobi).

A lot of hit-and-runs, likes or 'Hi' etc. But when I chat and actually try to get them to meet, like 'right now' - get a bunch of excuses. 'Next week darling' or 'I'm occupied now'. Last night at midnight actually looking for an escort to come to the hotel - (was sort of desperate) but when I'd call either no pick up, or numbers wrong. Figure most of the escort sites are bait-and-switch regardless.

Maybe it's a long time thing. You have to start chatting them days (or weeks) in advance. Dunno.

Actually Badoo works pretty well. Start working your fields like 2 weeks in advance, and you will find green pastures when it's harvesting time.

No need to sign up for paid memberships, there is ample supply of girls. Never paid a single $ for anything and always got my menu sorted.

[NemanLion]

Any reliable contacts for a good independent who can come to my hotel.

Have 2 nights and I don't feel safe going out hunting at night.

PM me.

[Triple Darknes]

For some reason. Had zero luck with Badoo. I signed up for a 3 month membership, dutifully filled out my profile, put up my 'okay' mug and have been trying to chat the girls in each country (Ethiopia, Djibouti, Somolia, Nairobi).

A lot of hit-and-runs, likes or 'Hi' etc. But when I chat and actually try to get them to meet, like 'right now' - get a bunch of excuses. 'Next week darling' or 'I'm occupied now'. Last night at midnight actually looking for an escort to come to the hotel - (was sort of desperate) but when I'd call either no pick up, or numbers wrong. Figure most of the escort sites are bait-and-switch regardless.

Maybe it's a long time thing. You have to start chatting them days (or weeks) in advance. Dunno.

I don't understand but again I do. I'm literally sipping coffee from a Tinder girl that I met last trip. But in Tanzania I had flakes and chicks who literally went on a date without sex so it seems like some people do better in certain countries.

If Mombasa doesn't meet with your expectations then it's probably not worth returning. I have friends in Tanzania but I won't be looking for sex there.

Trip.

[Triple Darknes]

Sabina Joy.

You walk up a few flights of stairs and alight in the middle of. A sausage fest. Place was very packed at 5:30 pm on a Saturday.

It's a dark railroad-flat style club - 3 rooms in a row. Two bars front / back. Beers like 220 or something. Looks like you take the girls upstairs to beds.

Unsure why this place gets as much love as it does on this board, if it's always as I experienced it. Maybe 8 or 10 guys per girl. And maybe only 12 - 14 girls in the place (yes, over 100 guys) and only 3 doable girls. The rest were fuglies and fatties. The guys were just sitting around holding their bottles, and the few doable girls were in the middle of a group of guys that were plying them with multiple rounds of drinks. Not exactly the knocking-shop I was hoping for.

Also curious what race most mongers are that like Nairobi. I've only been in Africa weeks and have yet to see another white guy in these type clubs (or Eithiopia, Djibouti, Somolia etc). When I see them they're at places like Blacks or the hotel bars. Are white guys really wandering in and out of Sabina Joy and River Road and all the rest solo?

Then walked to River Road - #61, only 4 girls outside, tried to go upstairs but the gate was locked on second floor. Girls said there were girls inside but they were sleeping. Really? At 6:30 pm? The available girls were not looking like they just got made up for the prom. So I passed. Sorry, I love to shag. But I'm not coming back here at night to monger. Walked down River to Chillers. But I couldn't find it. I didn't bring my phone with me. Just piece of paper / map. I thought you turned left on Kumsai (SP) street and it's the second block. No-one knew what I was talking about.

Backtracked to Applebees. It's on the corner and has changed it's name. Went upstairs and it appears to be closed. Second floor looks like it was once a club. But grate was locked and empty. Said 'reception upstairs' and again. Locked. Meh.

Dark by 7 pm so grabbed a taxi back to hotel. Personally, I wouldn't suggest ANY white guy (or any green, purple, polka-dotted) guy to make that walk. I got more hard stares, shoulder bumps, and teenage boys messing around with me then anywhere I've been.

Overall, can't impressed with Nairobi (so far) as a mongering destination. A lot of dodgy walking to the CBD / river clubs, very few good looking girls, and the city is literally fucked. Almost any other destination has offered a better yield. Jakarta, Addis, Havana, Colombia. You name it.

Loved the artwork on the buses though and some of the rundown aesthetic.

Might try some more of the regular bars tonight. But not walking along river or around Archive, Moi etc on my own again. With bright blonde hair and skin like a snowman I'm just asking for some bad shit to happen.

I'd assume most Nairobi posters are white.

The reason SJ "gets so much love" is because it's the local kenyan brothel that's always open. If you're a total noob and didn't know anything and wanted pussy immediately then SJ is for you.

Keep in mind it's a brothel targeted to LOCALS. Locals like big assed women and frankly fat girls, not all SJ girls are like that but I'd say most are. I've "graduated" from SJ but I met a cute maid there who fucked me on my next trip at my place. I had a good time in Applebeez but concur about that area at night most women told me that the place was dangerous at night.

Like a said African mongers are hardcore personally I wouldn't go anywhere near somaliland that's too hardcore for me. But I will also say the upscale size 7-8 girls are in bars like brew bistro in westlands during normal club hours, You can get numbers from girls at the bar and on the dance floor, but expect to pay more than 4 k.

Trip.