Mombasa

[Chris P]

Its was a monger paradise 10 to 15 years ago.

Now its a no go place. Stay away.

Nmexpert, could you elaborate? What made it so great 10 or 15 years ago which has changed now? And where have all the hot young babes gone? Looking at Africa's birth rates there must be more than ever out there: the mongerparadise must be somewhere?

[Taurus71]

Is Mombassa the ugliest city in the world? With the exception of crossing the bridges, and one or two beaches (if you can ignore the people) is there any other mongering destination that could possibly be worse? It looks like a set from Mad Max but where the production unit couldn't afford a decent set so they just took the contents of a garbage land-fill and spread it about.

It's incredibly hot, windy, and everyone is about the scam.

The girls on the beach are dire. They haven't just 'been around' the block, they were alive when the block was created by god. And still inhabit this place.

The expats I've seen here, propped up at the bars, it's like the Harry Potter book where the old professor died but then woke up in the morning and his ghost kept coming to teach class.

What a truly horrible place to monger.

The Mad Max set and Harry Potter was good hahahaha. Have you had any luck hunting girls?

[Member #4673]

What a truly horrible place to monger.

Its was a monger paradise 10 to 15 years ago.

Now its a no go place. Stay away.

[ElephantBeer]

Is Mombassa the ugliest city in the world? With the exception of crossing the bridges, and one or two beaches (if you can ignore the people) is there any other mongering destination that could possibly be worse? It looks like a set from Mad Max but where the production unit couldn't afford a decent set so they just took the contents of a garbage land-fill and spread it about.

It's incredibly hot, windy, and everyone is about the scam.

The girls on the beach are dire. They haven't just 'been around' the block, they were alive when the block was created by god. And still inhabit this place.

The expats I've seen here, propped up at the bars, it's like the Harry Potter book where the old professor died but then woke up in the morning and his ghost kept coming to teach class.

What a truly horrible place to monger.

[Zimzam]

Any congolese clubs / life bands?

There is Club Legend in Mtwapa, owned by Congolese musician Ricky Mulolo.

The club was very rundown, but is actually being completely renovated. New roof et al.

He used to play with his own band there few times a week and also other bands playing there.

[Bajuni]

I don't know prices of tusker baridi I always drink just tusker lite.

Baridi is just the Swahili word for cold.

Also used by the locals if the temperature falls below 25 centigrade.

[Pokeris]

Thats proper reporting. Good price you paid in Sabina Joy. Whats the price of tusker baridi in Banhof now? Any congolese clubs / life bands?

I don't know prices of tusker baridi I always drink just tusker lite. If I understand your question correctly you asking about life bands at mombasa? They have them at safari inn, cheers, sheba, monshine at reef hotel all diffrent days of the week also was life band at big tree last Sunday. I not sure they have congolonese clubs at mombasa but I would like to find one also.

[The Tall Man]

Planned to stay at my favourite mtwapa hotel jambo travellers but they was fully booked on my arrived date and also they increase the prices from my last stay before double standart room was 3400 without breakfast now they asking 4300, so I walked at prestige apartaments I want take one bedroom but it was fully booked on weekend they offer me double small room for 3000 kesh and told tomorrow they will have 1 bed apartament so I agree. This small room defenitely not worth this money better take one bedroom apartament for 4000 kesh. Or 2 bedroom for 5000.1 bed apartament has everything living room, fridge, cooking facilities, air con, fans, hot water free wifi, safe, and of course girls friendly also have 2 swiming pools and restaurant with good prices.

Seems uber and taxify prices also increase from my last stay 1 year ago. Boda boda is still same you can go most places at mtwapa for 50 bob. If someone on low budged matatus is cheap option from mtwapa to cheers is 40 bob and to city mall 50 bob and is fun ride sometimes.

Nigtlife I think is getting worst at mombasa on weekdays places like sheba, anuba, hypnotica, tapas, danke was really quiet and lounge was dead everyday I think this place will bancrupt soon. Casaurina was fun all nights and have some good looking girls. I was suprised cheers have some good looking girls at nights now, also safari in when they was played live band on Tuesday or wenesday it was so packed with so many mzungus and girls I don't have any idea where all they come from it was hard to find a seat. Big tree have some girls at daytime also. Some girls told me bamburi nightlife is kicking in now and told me they have two new nice places at bamburi one is calling shots bar and other new samba sports bar and its packed on weekends but I was to lazy to check it out. If someone like smoke shisha they still selling it at hypnotica weekdays is cost 1500 bob and weekends 2500 bob its really expensive now because its illigal and they need pay (gifts) for police.

Girls prices not change I have 9 diffrent girls in total. For short time most of the times I pay 1500 bob if she was good but sometimes I give 2000 if the girl was really great and stay with me 2 or more hours and make me happy couple of times. Long time most of the times I pay 2500-3000 its also depends how long girls was staying with me and how good they was. Sometimes I agree price in advance sometimes not and don't have any complains. Kenyan girls not change on menu is still everything ass licking, cum into mouth, on face and other naughty things just most of then prefer not fuc. K into ass.all girls i have was good or great performers and stay till i want.

The weather is reeally hot this time and nothing much to do at daytime on this heat except drinking beer, swimming and fucking the girls.

Great report, thanks for the intel!

Wow the really black girl laying on the bed face down & booty up in the third photo looks delicious! I am heading to Colombia next week so I need to find a blackie just like that, probably in the north by santa marta.

The Tall Man.

The Tall Man.

[Neddy69]

Thats proper reporting. Good price you paid in Sabina Joy. Whats the price of tusker baridi in Banhof now? Any congolese clubs / life bands?

[Pokeris]

Planned to stay at my favourite mtwapa hotel jambo travellers but they was fully booked on my arrived date and also they increase the prices from my last stay before double standart room was 3400 without breakfast now they asking 4300, so I walked at prestige apartaments I want take one bedroom but it was fully booked on weekend they offer me double small room for 3000 kesh and told tomorrow they will have 1 bed apartament so I agree. This small room defenitely not worth this money better take one bedroom apartament for 4000 kesh. Or 2 bedroom for 5000.1 bed apartament has everything living room, fridge, cooking facilities, air con, fans, hot water free wifi, safe, and of course girls friendly also have 2 swiming pools and restaurant with good prices.

Seems uber and taxify prices also increase from my last stay 1 year ago. Boda boda is still same you can go most places at mtwapa for 50 bob. If someone on low budged matatus is cheap option from mtwapa to cheers is 40 bob and to city mall 50 bob and is fun ride sometimes.

Nigtlife I think is getting worst at mombasa on weekdays places like sheba, anuba, hypnotica, tapas, danke was really quiet and lounge was dead everyday I think this place will bancrupt soon. Casaurina was fun all nights and have some good looking girls. I was suprised cheers have some good looking girls at nights now, also safari in when they was played live band on Tuesday or wenesday it was so packed with so many mzungus and girls I don't have any idea where all they come from it was hard to find a seat. Big tree have some girls at daytime also. Some girls told me bamburi nightlife is kicking in now and told me they have two new nice places at bamburi one is calling shots bar and other new samba sports bar and its packed on weekends but I was to lazy to check it out. If someone like smoke shisha they still selling it at hypnotica weekdays is cost 1500 bob and weekends 2500 bob its really expensive now because its illigal and they need pay (gifts) for police.

Girls prices not change I have 9 diffrent girls in total. For short time most of the times I pay 1500 bob if she was good but sometimes I give 2000 if the girl was really great and stay with me 2 or more hours and make me happy couple of times. Long time most of the times I pay 2500-3000 its also depends how long girls was staying with me and how good they was. Sometimes I agree price in advance sometimes not and don't have any complains. Kenyan girls not change on menu is still everything ass licking, cum into mouth, on face and other naughty things just most of then prefer not fuc. K into ass.all girls i have was good or great performers and stay till i want.

The weather is reeally hot this time and nothing much to do at daytime on this heat except drinking beer, swimming and fucking the girls.

[Mombie75]

Can anybody recommend where to meet girls during both the day and the evening struggling to find any up to date info on Google. Malindi beach was dead this afternoon or is there more than one beach in Malindi? Just a bunch of fishermen no chairs, beds, locals or coca cola.

There are some discos on Google Maps, quite a lot, anybody recommend the best ones for chicas.

Massage is a thing in Malindi or no?

Anybody in Malindi now? Will buy you a beer.

Malindi died years ago, you need to head down the north coast areas. If I was in Malindi I guess I would hang around the supermarkets or stroll the streets and hit on any girl I see that looks decent. The Kenyan women are open to such approaches.

[SexNatural]

Can anybody recommend where to meet girls during both the day and the evening struggling to find any up to date info on Google. Malindi beach was dead this afternoon or is there more than one beach in Malindi? Just a bunch of fishermen no chairs, beds, locals or coca cola.

There are some discos on Google Maps, quite a lot, anybody recommend the best ones for chicas.

Massage is a thing in Malindi or no?

Anybody in Malindi now? Will buy you a beer.

[Zimzam]

I was in Matwapa 7 yrs ago for a month, stayed at marryvilla apartmemts. Was a reasonable safe place, conviniemy located for Casurina where I picked up wondweful girls; is marry villa still existing? Can anybody suggest any good aprtments please?
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Yes, Merry Villa is still there operating, getting a bit run down. Children screaming in the swimming pool, right under your window, can be quite noisy.

Another good alternative can be the Jambo Travellers Hotel, not far from the main road, quite safe day & night. You have to negotiate the price if you stay for a longer time.

[Mombie75]

I walked down the entire length of Mombasa beach and the main busy area of Jomo Kenyatta Beach today (Sunday), didn't see one girl on Mombasa, there was hardly any people never mind girls to be fair. And Jomo seemed mainly family and friends the usual style but not so much regards to nice girls or even any girls apart from 5 year old kids playing around, lots of guys though if that's anybody's thing. No massages to be seen.

I am not complaining, was just surprised because I had heard so much and not a big drinker more into meeting girls in other ways so headed to the beach. It was between 2-4 pm.

Curious on others opinions.

Are the girls looking for guys and massage girls in a different area now or was this just an unlucky day or bad time of the day or something else?

Would love to know.

There are usually plenty of massage girls on the beach, not sure how you did not see them or they see you if your a mzungu.

[Mombie75]

I was in Matwapa 7 yrs ago for a month, stayed at marryvilla apartmemts. Was a reasonable safe place, conviniemy located for Casurina where I picked up wondweful girls; is marry villa still existing? Can anybody suggest any good aprtments please? I am scanning through rtff, being a 67 yrs dirty old git I am seruggling!! Happy mongering guys.

Yes merry villas is still there, there are many places to stay in this area of mtwapa.

Check airbnb as well.