Mombasa

[Naked Gunz]

Bored? How can it be? You can do any kind of imaginable activity in Kenya. Except skiing. Bring loads of money. If you're bored in Kenya you're probably too dumb to live. Ask your life licence to be revoked. LOL.Neddy.

Simple search on Mr. Google will find tons of shit. Visit the old Fort Jesus with your best TnA that you can tolerate being around. There is a new skydiving club in Basa too. Me? I just like to fuuuuuuck! Step 1. Find hot tang. Step 2. Shag long and oh so well. Step 3. Rinse, repeat and go back to Step 1. I love my life!.

[Kalamaris87]

Bored? How can it be? You can do any kind of imaginable activity in Kenya. Except skiing. Bring loads of money.

Go on safari.
Go hiking.
Go Swimming in clubs in the sea.
Learn french in the Alliance.
Jog on the beach.
Go sailing on a traditional dhow.
Play Tennis.
Play Golf theres loads of excellent places.
Go high sea fishing.
Go scuba diving.
Buy a dirt bike and explore the hinterland.
Rent a light aircraft and fly.
Learn Kiswahili.
Watch TV Theres Satellite TV packages there with loads of channels.
Visit Mombasa Old town.

Thanks for your reply Sir Neddy.

Those options sound all nice and would be certainly fun. But I try to understand the whole situation. I have read many posts like don't go to the hinterland, don't walk here and there, even in daytime, it's dangerous here and dangerous there. Only use Uber to move around. Stuff like that. And on the other hand side you suggest buying a dirtbike and explore the hinterland and go hiking. It's sounds for me a bit paradox. Can you really move that freely to do all those activities?

[Neddy69]

Hi guys,

Been reading this forum for a while now and it is really entertaining. Thank you for that, hopefully it stays that way.

I am researching my next travel destination and somehow this time Kenya and especially Mombasa got me hooked. I will travel with my best friend, who is the same age.

I consider myself as a part-time monger. During the day I like being active. No interest at all spending time with a girl. That attitude changes completely in the night.

Me I am hooked, but my best friend he still has some doubts. He doesn't think Mombasa and the area around it don't have enough activities to offer.

After some hours of google I might think he is right, as it doesn't look like there is much to do at day time.

Maybe the experts here can give me some advice how to fill a two weeks trip to Kenya, without getting bored at one point.

Thanks in advance.

K.

Bored? How can it be? You can do any kind of imaginable activity in Kenya. Except skiing. Bring loads of money.

Go on safari.
Go hiking.
Go Swimming in clubs in the sea.
Learn french in the Alliance.
Jog on the beach.
Go sailing on a traditional dhow.
Play Tennis.
Play Golf theres loads of excellent places.
Go high sea fishing.
Go scuba diving.
Buy a dirt bike and explore the hinterland.
Rent a light aircraft and fly.
Learn Kiswahili.
Watch TV Theres Satellite TV packages there with loads of channels.
Visit Mombasa Old town
Visit Haller Park
Take a trip to
Diani
Watamu
Malindi
Lamu

If you're bored in Kenya you're probably too dumb to live.

Ask your life licence to be revoked. LOL.

Neddy.

[Kalamaris87]

Hi guys,

Been reading this forum for a while now and it is really entertaining. Thank you for that, hopefully it stays that way.

I am researching my next travel destination and somehow this time Kenya and especially Mombasa got me hooked. I will travel with my best friend, who is the same age.

I consider myself as a part-time monger. During the day I like being active. No interest at all spending time with a girl. That attitude changes completely in the night.

Me I am hooked, but my best friend he still has some doubts. He doesn't think Mombasa and the area around it don't have enough activities to offer.

After some hours of google I might think he is right, as it doesn't look like there is much to do at day time.

Maybe the experts here can give me some advice how to fill a two weeks trip to Kenya, without getting bored at one point.

Thanks in advance.

K.

[Pcdilwj]

Dar es Salaam is missing from the list, then all four East African mongering places are in the list.

Is that list in some order, best places first? Or no specific order.

Of East Africa's Big Four, I would put order to first Mombasa, then Kampala, Dar es Salaam, Nairobi. Many people have different order of course.

The list is my ranking of the places I have been so Mtwapa is at the top Manila is at the bottom of my list Dar es Salaam is a place I would be interested in going also. I do understand people will have different rankings. I thought when I put my list together its places where I could stay from one to two months and have a good time and also great value for a retire person.

And also put some thought in the strength of the us dollar in my rankings.

[Leblon]

Some background I'm a 63 year old white man from the USA with below average looks.

This is my list of favorite destinations if I was in my 30 or 40 s the list would be different.

This list is the total package accommodation, food the price of beer and price of entertainment.

In the last 3 years I have been to all the places on my list.

1. Mtwapa (2 visit).

Meet girls online, beach, on the street everyway also girlie pickup bars food is so cheap here.

The dollars is strong here.

2 Kampala (1 visit).

Meet girls on line some great clubs where you can meet non working girls also they have girlie.

Pickup bars cheapest place to drink beer that I've been the dollars is very strong here the best value for.

A all night visit.

3 Nairobi (3 visit).

Meet girls one line a lot of clubs to meet normal girls and oh course black diamond to meet working girl.

K1 is a good place to meet women also pro and non pro since its a big city kinda expensive.

4 Cebu (10 visit).

Really focus on the dating sites so many women also can meet at the mall some girlie go go.

Bars but a waste of time. Also they have some nice disco to go but be careful of the lady boys.

It s easy to get around Cebu the the air con taxi are very cheap for a western the dollars is ok here.

5 Angeles city (15 visit).

If I was in my 30 or 40 it may be at the top of my list around 100 girlie go go bars you pick a girl on the stage.

Agree on the terms off you go 20 years ago good value now the price and gone up so much.

Also a lot of expats live in angles so whatever country you are from you can find someone from your country.

6 Montego bay Jamaica (6 visits).

Meet girls on line a couple of good clubs you can meet non pro girls also you can meet some girls at he beach.

Its close to the states so I never have jet lag can hit the ground running only place I don't drink beer the rum is.

Good and cheap I don't really like the beer red stripe also the dollars is very strong here hotels are over priced.

7 Pattaya (2 visits).

So many bars and massage parlors like being a kid in a candy store the best value is soi 6. In all my travels the best value for a nice cheap clean hotel is Pattaya the only English the Thai women know is short times ehheheh the price of.

Entertainment is high for short time nice to see the girls in the bar dancing in the nude the dollars value not to good.

8 Bangkok (2 visit) it s ok for a short time to visit a lot of streetwalkers some nice girlie go go bars but to many lady.

Boys Nana plaza is ok and soi cowboy is ok dollars is very weak here.

9 manila (10 visit) if you like big crowded cities whit awful traffic its the place for you.

Meet girls at the mall and online or go to la cafe a huge pickup place.

Makati has girlie bars.

On my list of place to go is Bali and the Ukraine and south Africa.

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Dar es Salaam is missing from the list, then all four East African mongering places are in the list.

Is that list in some order, best places first? Or no specific order.

Of East Africa's Big Four, I would put order to first Mombasa, then Kampala, Dar es Salaam, Nairobi. Many people have different order of course.

[Pcdilwj]

Some background I'm a 63 year old white man from the USA with below average looks.

This is my list of favorite destinations if I was in my 30 or 40 s the list would be different.

This list is the total package accommodation, food the price of beer and price of entertainment.

In the last 3 years I have been to all the places on my list.

1. Mtwapa (2 visit).

Meet girls online, beach, on the street everyway also girlie pickup bars food is so cheap here.

The dollars is strong here.

2 Kampala (1 visit).

Meet girls on line some great clubs where you can meet non working girls also they have girlie.

Pickup bars cheapest place to drink beer that I've been the dollars is very strong here the best value for.

A all night visit.

3 Nairobi (3 visit).

Meet girls one line a lot of clubs to meet normal girls and oh course black diamond to meet working girl.

K1 is a good place to meet women also pro and non pro since its a big city kinda expensive.

4 Cebu (10 visit).

Really focus on the dating sites so many women also can meet at the mall some girlie go go.

Bars but a waste of time. Also they have some nice disco to go but be careful of the lady boys.

It s easy to get around Cebu the the air con taxi are very cheap for a western the dollars is ok here.

5 Angeles city (15 visit).

If I was in my 30 or 40 it may be at the top of my list around 100 girlie go go bars you pick a girl on the stage.

Agree on the terms off you go 20 years ago good value now the price and gone up so much.

Also a lot of expats live in angles so whatever country you are from you can find someone from your country.

6 Montego bay Jamaica (6 visits).

Meet girls on line a couple of good clubs you can meet non pro girls also you can meet some girls at he beach.

Its close to the states so I never have jet lag can hit the ground running only place I don't drink beer the rum is.

Good and cheap I don't really like the beer red stripe also the dollars is very strong here hotels are over priced.

7 Pattaya (2 visits).

So many bars and massage parlors like being a kid in a candy store the best value is soi 6. In all my travels the best value for a nice cheap clean hotel is Pattaya the only English the Thai women know is short times ehheheh the price of.

Entertainment is high for short time nice to see the girls in the bar dancing in the nude the dollars value not to good.

8 Bangkok (2 visit) it s ok for a short time to visit a lot of streetwalkers some nice girlie go go bars but to many lady.

Boys Nana plaza is ok and soi cowboy is ok dollars is very weak here.

9 manila (10 visit) if you like big crowded cities whit awful traffic its the place for you.

Meet girls at the mall and online or go to la cafe a huge pickup place.

Makati has girlie bars.

On my list of place to go is Bali and the Ukraine and south Africa.

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[Himbersaft]

Is there anyway in Mombasa to get a COVID test and results within 24 to 48 hrs?

When you stay in Mombasa you can go to Coast General Teaching & Referral Hospital.

When you stay nord coast you can go to Premier Hospital Nyali.

[Mombie75]

Is there anyway in Mombasa to get a COVID test and results within 24 to 48 hrs?

Yes. Go to Mombasa hospital or Aga Khan hospital in Town or Gertrudes children's hospital in Nyali.

[PimpGreen]

Is there anyway in Mombasa to get a COVID test and results within 24 to 48 hrs?

[Himbersaft]

Maybe somebody should write a Mombasa guide of geographical locations?

Everyone is one time a newbie, so why need the new generation of monger now for all a diaper?

Newbies move your ass and find out whats go on in the world and dont ask 100 question with the result you never move your ass from the sofa.

[Mombie75]

Mombasa is actually an Island, the airport is on the Island. Mombasa Town as it is it known.

Diani, Diani Beach, Ukunda, essentially all the same place, referred to as either depending on what name they use is on the South Coast. From Mombasa Island you need to use the ferry to get here. You can cross in a car on the ferry. There is also now a footbridge to walk across. Airport to here is about 1.5 hrs by car.

North coast, you can simply drive here from the airport on Mombasa (Island) as there is a bridge off the Island.

On the North coast coming from Mombasa / Airport you will come up the one road that goes all the way to Malindi.

Driving, In this order.

Island to Nyali 10 mins, another 5 minutes to Bamburi Beach, 5 minutes on to Shanzu, 5 minutes on to Mtwapa. You can then head approx 45 minutes up to Kilifi, 45 minutes on to Malindi.

[Leblon]

Mtwapa if you don't mind a dusty higher concentration of people and girls. Approach them anywhere and everywhere. Casaurina bar still gets busy.

Bamburi beach if you like staying by the beach (do not confuse with Bamburi itself, different place) Cheers and Big Tree are here but they are quiet these days.

Nyali is a bit more upmarket area but has a beach too. Has Naivas complex for 2 bars. Good bar at Reef hotel to if it is still going.

Badoo and Tinder work well.

Do not expect anything like Thailand.

Mwtapa. If somebody has not been in developing country before, Mwtapa town is maybe too much. Some would call it a slum or ghetto. I remember in this forum somebody complained bitterly that he was adviced to go to Mwtapa, he was shocked of all the dirt and noise that was in Mwtapa town.

Normally I would advise first timer to take a beach hotel in Bamburi beach (as Mombie said, not from Bamburi, that is another ghetto). Then visit Mwtapa town and other places from that hotel. But this curfew makes everything little difficult.

Diani alias South Beach alias Ukunda is quite easy place to handle, there everything is nice calm. But everything is in smaller scale.

Diani can be visited also from North Beach for a one day or one night trip.

I remember when I came first time to Mombasa, I was so confused when I tried to sort out these places. Diani and Mwtapa are really far of each others, and still they are used under the name of Mombasa. Mombasa town, Nyali, Bamburi beach. It is confusing first.

Maybe somebody should write a Mombasa guide of geographical locations?

[Leblon]

I visited Moonshine yesterday. Same as before, there are people, some western folks and local people in groups. Only couple of working girs. This is more like a place to go with girls, not a place to find them. As always there was goodlooking western bartender, model girl with height of 189 cm, so she told me.

Before Moonshine was open later, but then police came and made problems. So now it close after 9 like other places, or 10 o'clock. So there is no place in Nyali anymore that is open in curfew hours, this was the place that I mentioned before.

I visited in Bamburi town or community, with this bar with brasilian name. There would have been rooms available to drink and spend time, I went to see there. Small rooms with aircons and tv and sofas. No people, so I just left.

As Mombie75 wrote, it is quiet in Mombasa, and very boring compared to normal times. Curfew makes everything difficult. Still, it so much better compared to situation in Western countries, like my own country. So far I am happy that I came here.

I was considering Dar es Salaam, there would be full freedom. But I like personally Mombasa much more.

Diani is more free than North Beach at least at the moment, but as I wrote it is much smaller place.

[Mombie75]

I've been to Kenya, although not for mongering (as a tourist). I'm interested in going back in about a month or so. I read like ten pages of ISG and still a bit confused, and wanted to ask:

For a Mombasa newbie, so many people are recommending Mtwapa. Some people recommend other areas like the Bamburi beach or Nyali. Some people just recommend approaching girls and working it that way. For a Mombasa newbie and the current pandemic issue in the area, what's the best places to find women? I use badoo and tinder, but when you're there, where are the best places open now and areas in Mtwapa to hunt and in the general area? I'm use to the Pattaya / AC / FKK sort of thing and trying to break into Mombasa but all feels a bit confusing. TIA!

Mtwapa if you don't mind a dusty higher concentration of people and girls. Approach them anywhere and everywhere. Casaurina bar still gets busy.

Bamburi beach if you like staying by the beach (do not confuse with Bamburi itself, different place) Cheers and Big Tree are here but they are quiet these days.

Nyali is a bit more upmarket area but has a beach too. Has Naivas complex for 2 bars. Good bar at Reef hotel to if it is still going.

Badoo and Tinder work well.

Do not expect anything like Thailand.