Mombasa

[Wrx2005]

You have a lot of posts. I assume you think you're an experienced traveler. I haven't read anything you wrote before this do I can't say. However, how could you possibly think you get your passport stamped for a foreign at the US embassy?

You ask how could you possibly think you get your passport stamped for a "foreign" at the US Embassy. Your handle fits you. You copied and quoted a response to the reason why, and then ask a question where the answer was already provided. I'm in the Twlilight Zone, I know. But I will provide the reason again for the Slow people.

Immigration officials at the airport told me and my buddy (both 1st timers to Kenya) the same information. We both arrived the same day, but on separate flights. That was how it was possible to think that. I can see one person getting the wrong information, but two people getting the same misinformation on the same day? For all we knew, Kenyan immigration may have had offices within or near the embassy grounds / complex. So after that blunder, I went and sought the correct information.

[Wrx2005]

It seems you don't really know what you're doing. Can this be? It is then of course fatal to give other tips.

Hmmm, interesting. You just described Fauci, Walensky, and Biden. The ones that gave us tips on what was supposed to be safe and effective.

[SceticoBlu]

Was this the guy who played billards frequently?

Some weeks before an Italian woman had died in a fire at Watamu.

[Oiste]

Seems to be true. He had accident with motobike, other rumour tells that he hit the truck near Mwtapa bridge, other rumour that he hit other motobike near Shanzu.
He said to the friends that he is fine and did not go to hospital, instead went home. Next morning he was dead. This is current rumour.

I never talked with him but I saw him everyday in Big Tree with other Italians. Handsome, youngish guy, name starting with letter R.
That is enough rumours from me, Rest in Peace

Yes, his name was R. And he was from Milan. A very good boy but crazy for motorcycles, he ran as if he had the devil behind him. Crazy to have a motorbike in Mombasa and ride without a helmet like everyone else does. RIP.

[Leblon]

Does anyone have news about the veracity of an italian man who died on a motorbike in Mtwapa?

Seems to be true. He had accident with motobike, other rumour tells that he hit the truck near Mwtapa bridge, other rumour that he hit other motobike near Shanzu.
He said to the friends that he is fine and did not go to hospital, instead went home. Next morning he was dead. This is current rumour.

I never talked with him but I saw him everyday in Big Tree with other Italians. Handsome, youngish guy, name starting with letter R.
That is enough rumours from me, Rest in Peace

[Radical Guy]

Does anyone have news about the veracity of an italian man who died on a motorbike in Mtwapa?

I haven't heard anything about any Italian guy, but I came extremely close to getting killed by a motorcycle racing around the corner while I was crossing the street to Nyali Centre. Scariest moment of my life!

[Oiste]

Does anyone have news about the veracity of an italian man who died on a motorbike in Mtwapa?

[Leblon]

More club news. Legend club opens again, on coming Friday. Legend is in Postal street in Mwtapa, very near Eagle Nest.

New owners and new management. On Friday there is at least twerking competition. I have visited inside, looks quite same, also men toilet is still worst in the town.

Lets hope that it gets some success. Eagle Nest is quite full during weekdays, maybe Legend will be full in weekends.

Many places try to get customers with twerking competition, and then give up when there don't come enough customers. Casourina Sunday competition is best in my opinion, Hypnotica has them on Thursday and Sunday. When you see enough of them it starts to get boring, also in Hypnotica many of them are big mamas, locals like big matakos. Also it is same girls usually going on all places.

There is also group dancing competition called "Piano dancing", that is nice to watch especially if there are girls in the group. Hypnotica on Wednesdays is most interesting in my opinion, somehow that place is good that kind of disco dance competition. Same groups and same people you can see on Sunday in Big Tree, that is good Sunday show.

Also same groups are on Thursday in Moonshine club, I went there once. Six big dance groups, and six customers. Also Moonshine has Friday twerking competition, I went there once. More dancers than customers. But that hotel has lot of money I think.

Pool parties, girls dancing in pools. Big Tree has good one on Friday, nice party, worth of visit. And twerking contest of course. Hypnotica has pool party every Tuesday, very boring.

Places that have tried twerking competition but given up: Roof Top, Standard Grill, Bistro, Country Club.

Dancing girls, some of them are available, mostly not. You can find some of them from Casourina. These Piano dancing girls, they are difficult to get but some of them are possible.

Legend twerking shows were very good in Curfew time, lets see how it goes now.

[Leblon]

There is a new club, called ZERO ONE, on top of the roof of the City Mall in Nyali, , this is the mall where the Carrefour shop is.

It is on the place where the Sheba Club used to be.

I was told it is for the same owner of the Yacht Lounge in Mtwapa, so it has the same high standards and also shisha pipes can be smoked there.

I have tried to go to Zero Zero One couple of times, in weekend. I don't know how early you need to go there to get place to sit. Both time I was walking around the place, everywhere very crowded, I did not even try to buy a beer. Customers are like in Yacts or Volume, local people in groups. I could drink one beer there but buying one looked too difficult. So go early if you go there.

Volume is quite quiet nowadays, not so many people anymore.

[Mombie75]

Just came back from a 14 days stay in Mtwapa.

- stayed at Kahamas Hotel: relatively inexpensive, clean, decent room, pool, close distance to the beach, friendly staff. More importantly, girl friendly and quite.

Did you get a good price off them or the website rate?

[Tungsten2]

Rooftop Lounge closed down. It was never busy and the staff were stealing. The mzungu owner gave up.

[Bide59]

Just came back from a 14 days stay in Mtwapa.

- stayed at Kahamas Hotel: relatively inexpensive, clean, decent room, pool, close distance to the beach, friendly staff. More importantly, girl friendly and quite.

- Friday to Sunday evening Casaurina time. Filling upp with chickas after 10 pm, mostly skinny pros. Sunday evening Ladies night, a must see show.

- Rest of the week Big Tree afternoon to evening: decent food, a beer, some ladies, good shows.

- Tried Cheers one afternoon / evening: go there if you want to sleep while drinking, but don't expect any action. Saw one Mzungu lady with her local boyfriend playing pool. She was pretty much the only excitement.

- Rooftops always closed. Why??

- Had to go for a doctor: can recommend the Aga Khan clinic at the Mtwapa Mall.

- Some "finer" grocery shopping can be done at City Mall Nyali, like Carrefour.

- Always used a thuk-thuk or taxi, never motorbike. Same price for all distances. 150-300 bobs.

Stay safe out there. Bide.

[Zimzam]

There is a new club, called ZERO ONE, on top of the roof of the City Mall in Nyali, , this is the mall where the Carrefour shop is.

It is on the place where the Sheba Club used to be.

I was told it is for the same owner of the Yacht Lounge in Mtwapa, so it has the same high standards and also shisha pipes can be smoked there.

[Sam 14]

Just occurred to me I been lurking the shit out of the Africa forum for a decade but never contributed a word. Special thanks to Neddy for your tireless wisdom, and all the others. Shout out to Naked Gunz too, hope you're still cool! Last I heard you got a GF?

So here's a recollection of my first trip to Africa. The year was 2016 I think, October.

Warning: It's a bit long and dumb.

I'll just praface with this: I'm not anti-prostitute. I just don't have enough letche and money to waste on a bad experience. If they cut it short, or rush me, or any of that bad-hooker bullshit I'm going to be pissed. Plus I like eating pussy. And furthermore, I haven't seen a rubber since 2011 when I moved to the Philippines, and I don't intend to ever see one again. I wouldn't know what to do with it anyway.

A master monger friend of mine from the Davao forum gave me the idea, and hooked me up. I got a bitchin apartment in Nyali, and a local style workhorse motorbike. Honda 150 Something or other.

Signed up on Afro, and found what I was looking for pretty quick. This chick looked hot, and pretty, and wanted a relationship which is fine with me. Said she hadn't been fucked in many months. We chatted a lot, traded pictures, and my dick was ready. I'm only there for a month, but if we like each other I'll come back or extend the trip for this hot stuff.

By the way, I always use that approach because it's true, I like having a relationship. Meaning more than just pump and dump. Plus it weeds out the hard-core putas that just waste my sperm and money. There's all kinds of ways to phrase it without lying, so no one gets burned.

1st date. Two hours late, from Mombasa Town, but lookin super hot. Paydirt! Very pretty face; short skirt; chocolate brown legs; great ass popping out; awesome little tits. This chick is a smokin black beauty. Smart girl. Very talkative. Sat in my apartment for 3 hours of conversation: Our lives, religion, politics, culture, music, GMO food, on and on. I'm the perfect gentleman. Since it takes her 3 rides and 2 hours to get there, and we didn't eat, I kick her about $15 dollars for transportation and her dinner.

She digs me and I like her. This shit is going to be on like a pot of chicken. The weather is perfect, the beach is awesome. I'm fixin to have the best sex holiday of my life. I never had an African before, and this chick is going to break my bed.

2nd date. More about ignorant, arrogant Americans. Blah blah blah. (she hates Americans except for Barack Obama). "If you gave me a free ticket to America, I'd throw it away. " I said I know, America is run by organized crime and Americans are mostly stupid. We've established that. Now let's go fuck.

2 more hours of this talking bullshit, but I'm a nice fuckin guy. I drag her into the bedroom, but seeing as I have a beautiful balcony, she plants her fat ass on the chair overlooking the pool. I'm trying to keep my patience, and keep trying drag her ass back onto the workbench. But it's going to take a little more work. She's been single for a long time, that hot stuff is for her boyfriend. Next time she's going to come earlier and spend the night (Her idea, not mine). I don't want to sleep with her, I just want to eat her pussy and fuck her. But whatever.

3rd date: Finally shows up after making me wait all day (well, I was swimming and trolling Big Tree for pussy). I'm already pissed. And every date she's dressed worse and worse, this time she looks like shit. Looks like she just crawled out of bed. And she's in the middle of a hair change so she's bald. And she's still wearing that stupid nose ring. Bla bla, fuckin bla. More sitting on the couch and talking about stupid shit I couldn't care less about. Now my patience is running out.

Oh yeah, and the overnight thing was already canceled because of her busy schedule starting at 7 AM.

Then she start painting her fucking fingernails! I couldn't believe it. I should've left right then. I hate the smell of that shit, I hate the looks of painted nails, and now it has to dry! WTF. Then it's the toes.

She knew damn well was pushing me to the limit. I'm pulling all this romantic shit that usually gets them going, kissing her back, her legs; but it was like kissing a goddam brown coffee table.

Somehow I kept my cool and didn't snap, Later she apologized and admitted her behavior was rude.

So there would be another attempt. Meanwhile of course, I hadn't been idly waiting, I'the been everywhere listed on this board. But I don't want to blow this insane sexathon that's about to commence if I just don't blow my cool.

Last Straw. I realized now there was a fourth date, and this must be the time she showed up looking like she fell out of an ugly tree. Wearing a snow cap! Now "her throat is bad. " That's from the honey in the tea I gave her. More bullshit talk talk. I'm either going to have to gag her mouth, throw her on her back and flog her, or throw her out the damn door. But I'm not feeling the former. Breathe deep. There's still a glimmer of hope, I'm 98% there.

She won't take off the stupid fuckin beanie. My honey had shit in it, so now she's on antibiotics. Next it's about my vitamins again. "Africans don't need vitamins because we eat right". (You showed me a picture of your food, Sweetheart. Doubt if youve had a healthy meal in your life). And about me; how my life is boring because I don't watch TV. (I unplugged it after she kept trying to open it). Fuckin jabbering more horseshit, and watching some stupid shit on her phone. This ho is rattling my cage like she wants me to smack her. "Keep talking while I do this", she has the nerve to tell me. I'm not talking * I'm now realizing your legs are too thick. And you got a belly on you. And your front teeth might be sticking out.

I'm going into fight or flight mode. My cortisol is rising and the pressure is about to blow.

Then she finally says "so what's your talent?" What the fuck you talking about bich! I laughed and said "what's my talent? Is listening to you a talent? Can't you remember anything we talked about for the last three days?" I remember now at some point earlier, since I'm a drummer, she wanted me to play some beats on the table. Like I'm a wind-up monkey. I couldn't take it no more.

She said talent is something you're born with. "Google talent" she says. That's when I snapped. I stood up and pointed at the door and said "OUT! I don't like you. And you don't like me. Out!!”

I finally figured out what her problem was. Later she text, and told me "you're abusive. " "Verbal abuse leads to physical abuse. " That's what it was, all her boyfriends used to beat the fuck out of her, I'm sure of it. That's why she'the been single for so long. That was the first and last time. Two minor infractions now and they're evicted.

Anyhow, sorry about that. If you're still reading, I did salvage the trip.

I recall a run-in with a bubble-butt virgin with malaria, and a Bikini model from Nairobi. But my biggest thrill was another one from Afro. She'the come whenever I wanted, stay as long as I wanted, and do whatever I wanted. No rubbers, good pussy munching, lotta 69 action. Small donation, never talked about money. Pretty enough. Obvious wig. One of them butts you could set a beer on if she was standing up. That was my first experience with that kinda bubble, and I'm hooked!

I assume she was kindof a semi-pro, down from another part of Kenya. "staying with a friend". There must be a lot of that, they come to Mombasa because they know it's a good place to catch tricks.

I didn't see anything good in those seedy places at Mtwapa; bottom of the bureau, imo. But I'm sure things change. YMMV. Always freelancers at Big Tree but I didn't see anything I'the fly to Africa for.

The air was warm and the sky was blue every day. The water was warm and crystal clear. But shallow, at low tide it's a half mile walk out to waste deep water. The best beaches are south of the river but they're a pain in the ass to get to. The ferry was a super hassle at the time.

Mombasa could almost be that dream beach-pussy destination everyone is looking for, but there's a few reasons that don't check all the boxes for me: Things like the restaurants and supermarkets were lacking. (Maybe that's par for Africa). And right after I left, I heard it rained for a month straight. And also it seems like most any chick we're bound to come across in Mombasa are probably on the prowl. Meaning I'd be leery to trust anyone. Wouldn't go there looking for a wife. Haha. But I don't know, my experience is exactly 30 days.

Nairobi was cool but it was election time. So everything was dead, the malls were a ghost town. Walking CBD, didn't see any hot girls to speak of. I'the like to go back but I'm not allowed. I'll trust my immune system to vitamin C over experimental gene therapy for now. So I'll keep searching another place. Been to Rwanda, Uganda, and Ethiopia. I should write something in those respective threads. Thanks for the great discussion in the Africa General Information thread!

Final thought: if you can get your hands on a motorbike, I'd highly recommend it. Great way to get off the track, and see how the real people live. Took a long ride up towards Somalia and stopped in that place where Italians hang out, forget the name.

[PookyMan]

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There is a total gas station in bamburi, there is a "normal" club in front, the place is half outdoor, half indoor, with lots of youngsters, having a drink with friends. You may find a gem in the audience.

That place is Club Mios. On Thursday evenings they have a rhumba live band, Ambro la Musica. After around 10 pm it gets busier and bc rhumba is mostly liked by older (and more monied) people it attracts women looking for that too. They seems to have rooms there these days.