Mombasa

[AttilaTheHun]

Who needs a retirement Visa in Kenya? Only the super rich. I know most people live on serial tourist visa on coast. You have 3+2 months. Same in Uganda. I met people haven't left Uganda for 3 years on a tourist visa. Then a short hop over the border. Back in. There is a particular good loophole too. Become a man of any church. Religious Visa. Works in Uganda Tansania and Kenya. All Nigerian scam priests use this loophole. When in Africa do as the Africans do LOL. I agree with you from the US it's not as convenient. But for Europeans it is. There is an African country where you officially need only 500 euros retirement income a month. That's where I'll retire. But. Nobody speaks English there. English speakers have to get out of their comfort zone. For South America you have to learn Spanish and Portuguese. For Africa English and French is essential. Plus Portuguese if you want to visit Angola and Mozambique. That's the way it is.

Mwalimu.

Thankfully languages are my hobby. Sema Kiswahili kidogo.

I guess you're referring to Madagascar, but I wasn't able to find any info about it. 500 euros sounds interesting for the small pensioner, but French is a must there, otherwise you would feel like a "stray dog" (your words) never be able to fit in anywhere. My monthly is over $2 k, and I'm not fun of the "Visa runs" and do the "re-enter" with a new visa on arrival. I will also look into this Religious Visa, thanks. I'm not getting out of my comfort zone any longer, I'm tired and too old for that. Born and Raised in communist Eastern Europe, I already speak languages (also add mandatory Russian) and was forced to get out my zone many times. I'm an Old dog, sticking to English-speaking countries, thanks. My Luhya girls speak English and I couldn't be happier. Doing my own style of Africa pussy hunting exploration, bravened by some of my folks long before me, Count Teleki and Count Laszlo Almasy.

[Neddy69]

I'm from the USA, so moving to Africa was not as simple for me as for Europeans. We have black pussy right at home. However, for the best bang for your buck experience most go to the DRP, Columbia and Brazil right in our backyard. Same time zone and only a few hrs flight and inexpensive. The girls are beautiful, have better attitudes and there are plenty of them, all eager to date or do business with gringos. My only problem with that, they speak Spanish mostly. Most men don't care, but I do and wasn't in the mood to learn the language. Yes, you could get along with basic Spanish and by English at tourist areas. However, I'm the type who likes to have good conversation with girls, so I had to find another place. Philippines is great for brown girls, but they are too small and after receiving many angry looks back at me for my strong torque in doggy, I had to make the move to Africa. Obviously, Africa will stay the pussy hunting ground primary for European men. Because coming to Africa is not a straight and simple way from the USA for the reasons I just described. Also, the retirement visas in African countries have high income requirements vs. Columbia, for example. Kenya is asking $2000 US dollars minimum, Zambia around $1800 US dollars, South Africa also $2000 as the minimum monthly income requirement. Uganda doesn't even offer any retirement visas. In Columbia, you must have a minimum income of $800/ month only and most countries in the Americas only $1000 to $1400. On top of that, life is cheaper there with better infrastructure and medical care etc. Africa is going to stay the remote land of infinite exotic pussy paradise for the few white hunters young and old for many years to come for sure.

Who needs a retirement Visa in Kenya? Only the super rich. I know most people live on serial tourist visa on coast. You have 3+2 months. Same in Uganda. I met people haven't left Uganda for 3 years on a tourist visa. Then a short hop over the border. Back in. There is a particular good loophole too. Become a man of any church. Religious Visa. Works in Uganda Tansania and Kenya. All Nigerian scam priests use this loophole. When in Africa do as the Africans do LOL. I agree with you from the US it's not as convenient. But for Europeans it is. There is an African country where you officially need only 500 euros retirement income a month. That's where I'll retire. But. Nobody speaks English there. English speakers have to get out of their comfort zone. For South America you have to learn Spanish and Portuguese. For Africa English and French is essential. Plus Portuguese if you want to visit Angola and Mozambique. That's the way it is.

Mwalimu.

Thankfully languages are my hobby. Sema Kiswahili kidogo.

[AttilaTheHun]

Don't get me wrong. I don't care in the slightest if there are tourists or not. There will always be plenty pussy in need of funds. Tourist or not. Prostitution in Mombasa exists since 1000 years. Why? It has been a port city. First the Portuguese came. Then the Omani trades and the dhow trade. Just the party factor is not the same. But that goes for the whole world unfortunately. The booming days of the low cost European charter flights are gone.

In Kenya I can live for a song. Whereas in Europe it's council housing. Pussy prison and high heating costs. I don't understand why any sane British pensioner on a state pension doesn't move to Kenya tomorrow. LOL.

Mwalimu.

For the record. I'm not British. LOL.

I'm from the USA, so moving to Africa was not as simple for me as for Europeans. We have black pussy right at home. However, for the best bang for your buck experience most go to the DRP, Columbia and Brazil right in our backyard. Same time zone and only a few hrs flight and inexpensive. The girls are beautiful, have better attitudes and there are plenty of them, all eager to date or do business with gringos. My only problem with that, they speak Spanish mostly. Most men don't care, but I do and wasn't in the mood to learn the language. Yes, you could get along with basic Spanish and by English at tourist areas. However, I'm the type who likes to have good conversation with girls, so I had to find another place. Philippines is great for brown girls, but they are too small and after receiving many angry looks back at me for my strong torque in doggy, I had to make the move to Africa. Obviously, Africa will stay the pussy hunting ground primary for European men. Because coming to Africa is not a straight and simple way from the USA for the reasons I just described. Also, the retirement visas in African countries have high income requirements vs. Columbia, for example. Kenya is asking $2000 US dollars minimum, Zambia around $1800 US dollars, South Africa also $2000 as the minimum monthly income requirement. Uganda doesn't even offer any retirement visas. In Columbia, you must have a minimum income of $800/ month only and most countries in the Americas only $1000 to $1400. On top of that, life is cheaper there with better infrastructure and medical care etc. Africa is going to stay the remote land of infinite exotic pussy paradise for the few white hunters young and old for many years to come for sure.

[Neddy69]

The idiots who want to reopen Cheers are welcome and all those who brought death to the north coast are welcome because I continue to have stratospheric fun. I'm bored by those who talk to me about what Kenya was like 20 years ago or Brazil 20 years ago or Cuba 20 years ago and who cares. The places don't change much but the people change with the passing years. I smoke pipe and my faboulus Dunhill tobaccos no longer exist and yet I don't bother writing every time how much they were good but I smoke other ones and I still enjoy them. And I'm absolutely certain that if I found a can of sealed Dunhill tobacco from the 80's today it wouldn't taste the same. So long life to the death of the north coast and long live Mombasa.

Don't get me wrong. I don't care in the slightest if there are tourists or not. There will always be plenty pussy in need of funds. Tourist or not. Prostitution in Mombasa exists since 1000 years. Why? It has been a port city. First the Portuguese came. Then the Omani trades and the dhow trade. Just the party factor is not the same. But that goes for the whole world unfortunately. The booming days of the low cost European charter flights are gone.

In Kenya I can live for a song. Whereas in Europe it's council housing. Pussy prison and high heating costs. I don't understand why any sane British pensioner on a state pension doesn't move to Kenya tomorrow. LOL.

Mwalimu.

For the record. I'm not British. LOL.

[SuperChuck]

There's always some idiot who thinks who can make money. North coast is dead. No tourists. Not even Russians. The last one was Danish.

Neddy.

The idiots who want to reopen Cheers are welcome and all those who brought death to the north coast are welcome because I continue to have stratospheric fun. I'm bored by those who talk to me about what Kenya was like 20 years ago or Brazil 20 years ago or Cuba 20 years ago and who cares. The places don't change much but the people change with the passing years. I smoke pipe and my faboulus Dunhill tobaccos no longer exist and yet I don't bother writing every time how much they were good but I smoke other ones and I still enjoy them. And I'm absolutely certain that if I found a can of sealed Dunhill tobacco from the 80's today it wouldn't taste the same. So long life to the death of the north coast and long live Mombasa.

[HappyFarang]

It seems like you and I are having similar pre-trip experiences. I've seen that most would prefer to accompany you throughout your entire stay. I started just being up front and saying that I'm looking to meet girls that fit my type so we can spend a night together. The same girls looking for a serious relationship will likely oblige. It seems like you don't want to be tied down throughout your whole stay, which makes sense. I'd rather agree to a price and terms up front then meet a girl without discussing and then trying to ditch her after a day. The last thing I want to do during my vacation is spend one night with a girl I meet on an app and then have her ask for some ridiculous amount of money to leave.

As far as lying goes, most working girls regardless of which country you're in are crafty liars. Even if they're really into you, money is powerful in a place where its hard to come by. You have to lie, or at least omit details, to protect yourself from being a target.

I will start doing this immediately. I believe that 90% of the girls I am chatting with think I will stay with them for the whole stay. : the.

[HappyFarang]

Try the small massage hut in Big tree, and you will get nice massages, not sure about full service but at least very relaxing and emptying one.

Thanks, I'm glad I can get a massage at least.

A lot of girls will play the game of trying to make you think they are a good catch. They all want a long term BF to send money or even take them out of Africa. As I have said, some, if they have an income stream won't have a fuck for money. I just offer off the bat what I want and what I will pay. Most on apps say no, but plenty come back a week or two later when needing some rent.

When I am in Kenya now I do not bother with apps anymore. I like to see in real time what I am getting. So I just hot on anything I see as I am moving around, take numbers and at some point 8/10 always come.

I like your approach. I have a heart and I can't just fuck about with people's emotions. I had a video call with one girl from the app and she was the loveliest creature I have seen in a while. She goes to church and everything else. I don't know if it's all an act or if it's real, but I felt like I was playing a dangerous game.

I may throw all these apps in the bin and do it the old school way.

Ah. You hate lying? Africa is not for you then.

Thanks for the reality check, I needed that. I don't lie, so I omit / embellish the truth. But it's tiring. I'll learn to be more direct and cut the BS.

[Reiner Otto]

Try the small massage hut in Big tree, and you will get nice massages, not sure about full service but at least very relaxing and emptying one.

And you can check the freelancers in Big Tree.

[Rat Traveler]

Thanks Mombie, I will almost certainly stay longer, maybe I can also see Nairobi then. If I am correct, Nairobi has some decent massage establishments that offer full service as a norm. Mombasa has no such establishments.

I have been on Tagged for a while with location set to Mombasa and I see that 90% of the girls want a serious relationship. Zero girls have offered money for sex. Is this strange? I read in these forums that this should be a common occurrence on Tinder, which led me to believe that it would be the same on all dating apps.

I will pay a Tinder subscription the day before flying to Mombasa and see what results I get. I just don't have the energy or the patience to pretend that I care that much. Some girls have already started to be "jealous", but I am not going to lie and say that I am not seeing anyone else. I hate lying.

It seems like you and I are having similar pre-trip experiences. I've seen that most would prefer to accompany you throughout your entire stay. I started just being up front and saying that I'm looking to meet girls that fit my type so we can spend a night together. The same girls looking for a serious relationship will likely oblige. It seems like you don't want to be tied down throughout your whole stay, which makes sense. I'd rather agree to a price and terms up front then meet a girl without discussing and then trying to ditch her after a day. The last thing I want to do during my vacation is spend one night with a girl I meet on an app and then have her ask for some ridiculous amount of money to leave.

As far as lying goes, most working girls regardless of which country you're in are crafty liars. Even if they're really into you, money is powerful in a place where its hard to come by. You have to lie, or at least omit details, to protect yourself from being a target.

[Neddy69]

Thanks Mombie, I will almost certainly stay longer, maybe I can also see Nairobi then. If I am correct, Nairobi has some decent massage establishments that offer full service as a norm. Mombasa has no such establishments.

I have been on Tagged for a while with location set to Mombasa and I see that 90% of the girls want a serious relationship. Zero girls have offered money for sex. Is this strange? I read in these forums that this should be a common occurrence on Tinder, which led me to believe that it would be the same on all dating apps.

I will pay a Tinder subscription the day before flying to Mombasa and see what results I get. I just don't have the energy or the patience to pretend that I care that much. Some girls have already started to be "jealous", but I am not going to lie and say that I am not seeing anyone else. I hate lying.

Ah. You hate lying? Africa is not for you then. Everybody LIES when they open their mouth. It's very simple. I consider every utterance a lie unless proven otherwise. When I lie I just omit some facts. That's not lying. It's just creative twisting the inconvenient truth. No kenchic will ever admit lying EVEN if caught red handed. In fact lying and cheating is a national sport in Kenya. Popular lies. I'm not married. I don't have kids. Or a popular twist on the coast. You fuck a women and you're introduced to her "brother" or "cousin". And the kids are of course not her own but her sisters.

Book lying 101 before you set foot on Kenyan soil. I happen to offer one on one courses for just 999.99 dollars. Including VAT. IN FACT THAT'S DIRT CHEAP. People have been scammed out of 100's of thousands of dollars.

Mwalimu.

[Mombie75]

Thanks Mombie, I will almost certainly stay longer, maybe I can also see Nairobi then. If I am correct, Nairobi has some decent massage establishments that offer full service as a norm. Mombasa has no such establishments. I have been on Tagged for a while with location set to Mombasa and I see that 90% of the girls want a serious relationship. Zero girls have offered money for sex. Is this strange? I read in these forums that this should be a common occurrence on Tinder, which led me to believe that it would be the same on all dating apps.
I will pay a Tinder subscription the day before flying to Mombasa and see what results I get. I just don't have the energy or the patience to pretend that I care that much. Some girls have already started to be "jealous", but I am not going to lie and say that I am not seeing anyone else. I hate lying.

I have no experience of Nbi massage places except from the ordinary salons in town. I never ask for extras so no idea. I did take one massuer lady back to my place once, everyone is available for some $. I get a massage almost every day in Msa at the beach but it is just massage. Maybe some in Mtwapa, or town or Bamburi offer more, I don't know.

A lot of girls will play the game of trying to make you think they are a good catch. They all want a long term BF to send money or even take them out of Africa. As I have said, some, if they have an income stream won't have a fuck for money. I just offer off the bat what I want and what I will pay. Most on apps say no, but plenty come back a week or two later when needing some rent.

When I am in Kenya now I do not bother with apps anymore. I like to see in real time what I am getting. So I just hot on anything I see as I am moving around, take numbers and at some point 8/10 always come.

[Albert9989]

Mombasa has no such establishments.

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Try the small massage hut in Big tree, and you will get nice massages, not sure about full service but at least very relaxing and emptying one.

[Slowalk]

It seems someone is going to try again to open the New Cheers.

Cheers was a theme bar bearing no resemblance to the TV show theme except for the sign.

[PookyMan]

It seems someone is going to try again to open the New Cheers.

One of the piki piki guys standing there at Jambo Bora Bora told me it will open this Monday.

[HappyFarang]

No, it does not matter.

When you are at the immigration desk they will ask how long you are staying, tell them 4 weeks or whatever. They will write in pen oftentimes on your visa stamp a time frame for that visa.

You can stay 3 months then extend 3 months by law.

Thanks Mombie, I will almost certainly stay longer, maybe I can also see Nairobi then. If I am correct, Nairobi has some decent massage establishments that offer full service as a norm. Mombasa has no such establishments.

I have been on Tagged for a while with location set to Mombasa and I see that 90% of the girls want a serious relationship. Zero girls have offered money for sex. Is this strange? I read in these forums that this should be a common occurrence on Tinder, which led me to believe that it would be the same on all dating apps.

I will pay a Tinder subscription the day before flying to Mombasa and see what results I get. I just don't have the energy or the patience to pretend that I care that much. Some girls have already started to be "jealous", but I am not going to lie and say that I am not seeing anyone else. I hate lying.