Mombasa

[Sam 14]

Just occurred to me I been lurking the shit out of the Africa forum for a decade but never contributed a word. Special thanks to Neddy for your tireless wisdom, and all the others. Shout out to Naked Gunz too, hope you're still cool! Last I heard you got a GF?

So here's a recollection of my first trip to Africa. The year was 2016 I think, October.

Warning: It's a bit long and dumb.

I'll just praface with this: I'm not anti-prostitute. I just don't have enough letche and money to waste on a bad experience. If they cut it short, or rush me, or any of that bad-hooker bullshit I'm going to be pissed. Plus I like eating pussy. And furthermore, I haven't seen a rubber since 2011 when I moved to the Philippines, and I don't intend to ever see one again. I wouldn't know what to do with it anyway.

A master monger friend of mine from the Davao forum gave me the idea, and hooked me up. I got a bitchin apartment in Nyali, and a local style workhorse motorbike. Honda 150 Something or other.

Signed up on Afro, and found what I was looking for pretty quick. This chick looked hot, and pretty, and wanted a relationship which is fine with me. Said she hadn't been fucked in many months. We chatted a lot, traded pictures, and my dick was ready. I'm only there for a month, but if we like each other I'll come back or extend the trip for this hot stuff.

By the way, I always use that approach because it's true, I like having a relationship. Meaning more than just pump and dump. Plus it weeds out the hard-core putas that just waste my sperm and money. There's all kinds of ways to phrase it without lying, so no one gets burned.

1st date. Two hours late, from Mombasa Town, but lookin super hot. Paydirt! Very pretty face; short skirt; chocolate brown legs; great ass popping out; awesome little tits. This chick is a smokin black beauty. Smart girl. Very talkative. Sat in my apartment for 3 hours of conversation: Our lives, religion, politics, culture, music, GMO food, on and on. I'm the perfect gentleman. Since it takes her 3 rides and 2 hours to get there, and we didn't eat, I kick her about $15 dollars for transportation and her dinner.

She digs me and I like her. This shit is going to be on like a pot of chicken. The weather is perfect, the beach is awesome. I'm fixin to have the best sex holiday of my life. I never had an African before, and this chick is going to break my bed.

2nd date. More about ignorant, arrogant Americans. Blah blah blah. (she hates Americans except for Barack Obama). "If you gave me a free ticket to America, I'd throw it away. " I said I know, America is run by organized crime and Americans are mostly stupid. We've established that. Now let's go fuck.

2 more hours of this talking bullshit, but I'm a nice fuckin guy. I drag her into the bedroom, but seeing as I have a beautiful balcony, she plants her fat ass on the chair overlooking the pool. I'm trying to keep my patience, and keep trying drag her ass back onto the workbench. But it's going to take a little more work. She's been single for a long time, that hot stuff is for her boyfriend. Next time she's going to come earlier and spend the night (Her idea, not mine). I don't want to sleep with her, I just want to eat her pussy and fuck her. But whatever.

3rd date: Finally shows up after making me wait all day (well, I was swimming and trolling Big Tree for pussy). I'm already pissed. And every date she's dressed worse and worse, this time she looks like shit. Looks like she just crawled out of bed. And she's in the middle of a hair change so she's bald. And she's still wearing that stupid nose ring. Bla bla, fuckin bla. More sitting on the couch and talking about stupid shit I couldn't care less about. Now my patience is running out.

Oh yeah, and the overnight thing was already canceled because of her busy schedule starting at 7 AM.

Then she start painting her fucking fingernails! I couldn't believe it. I should've left right then. I hate the smell of that shit, I hate the looks of painted nails, and now it has to dry! WTF. Then it's the toes.

She knew damn well was pushing me to the limit. I'm pulling all this romantic shit that usually gets them going, kissing her back, her legs; but it was like kissing a goddam brown coffee table.

Somehow I kept my cool and didn't snap, Later she apologized and admitted her behavior was rude.

So there would be another attempt. Meanwhile of course, I hadn't been idly waiting, I'the been everywhere listed on this board. But I don't want to blow this insane sexathon that's about to commence if I just don't blow my cool.

Last Straw. I realized now there was a fourth date, and this must be the time she showed up looking like she fell out of an ugly tree. Wearing a snow cap! Now "her throat is bad. " That's from the honey in the tea I gave her. More bullshit talk talk. I'm either going to have to gag her mouth, throw her on her back and flog her, or throw her out the damn door. But I'm not feeling the former. Breathe deep. There's still a glimmer of hope, I'm 98% there.

She won't take off the stupid fuckin beanie. My honey had shit in it, so now she's on antibiotics. Next it's about my vitamins again. "Africans don't need vitamins because we eat right". (You showed me a picture of your food, Sweetheart. Doubt if youve had a healthy meal in your life). And about me; how my life is boring because I don't watch TV. (I unplugged it after she kept trying to open it). Fuckin jabbering more horseshit, and watching some stupid shit on her phone. This ho is rattling my cage like she wants me to smack her. "Keep talking while I do this", she has the nerve to tell me. I'm not talking * I'm now realizing your legs are too thick. And you got a belly on you. And your front teeth might be sticking out.

I'm going into fight or flight mode. My cortisol is rising and the pressure is about to blow.

Then she finally says "so what's your talent?" What the fuck you talking about bich! I laughed and said "what's my talent? Is listening to you a talent? Can't you remember anything we talked about for the last three days?" I remember now at some point earlier, since I'm a drummer, she wanted me to play some beats on the table. Like I'm a wind-up monkey. I couldn't take it no more.

She said talent is something you're born with. "Google talent" she says. That's when I snapped. I stood up and pointed at the door and said "OUT! I don't like you. And you don't like me. Out!!”

I finally figured out what her problem was. Later she text, and told me "you're abusive. " "Verbal abuse leads to physical abuse. " That's what it was, all her boyfriends used to beat the fuck out of her, I'm sure of it. That's why she'the been single for so long. That was the first and last time. Two minor infractions now and they're evicted.

Anyhow, sorry about that. If you're still reading, I did salvage the trip.

I recall a run-in with a bubble-butt virgin with malaria, and a Bikini model from Nairobi. But my biggest thrill was another one from Afro. She'the come whenever I wanted, stay as long as I wanted, and do whatever I wanted. No rubbers, good pussy munching, lotta 69 action. Small donation, never talked about money. Pretty enough. Obvious wig. One of them butts you could set a beer on if she was standing up. That was my first experience with that kinda bubble, and I'm hooked!

I assume she was kindof a semi-pro, down from another part of Kenya. "staying with a friend". There must be a lot of that, they come to Mombasa because they know it's a good place to catch tricks.

I didn't see anything good in those seedy places at Mtwapa; bottom of the bureau, imo. But I'm sure things change. YMMV. Always freelancers at Big Tree but I didn't see anything I'the fly to Africa for.

The air was warm and the sky was blue every day. The water was warm and crystal clear. But shallow, at low tide it's a half mile walk out to waste deep water. The best beaches are south of the river but they're a pain in the ass to get to. The ferry was a super hassle at the time.

Mombasa could almost be that dream beach-pussy destination everyone is looking for, but there's a few reasons that don't check all the boxes for me: Things like the restaurants and supermarkets were lacking. (Maybe that's par for Africa). And right after I left, I heard it rained for a month straight. And also it seems like most any chick we're bound to come across in Mombasa are probably on the prowl. Meaning I'd be leery to trust anyone. Wouldn't go there looking for a wife. Haha. But I don't know, my experience is exactly 30 days.

Nairobi was cool but it was election time. So everything was dead, the malls were a ghost town. Walking CBD, didn't see any hot girls to speak of. I'the like to go back but I'm not allowed. I'll trust my immune system to vitamin C over experimental gene therapy for now. So I'll keep searching another place. Been to Rwanda, Uganda, and Ethiopia. I should write something in those respective threads. Thanks for the great discussion in the Africa General Information thread!

Final thought: if you can get your hands on a motorbike, I'd highly recommend it. Great way to get off the track, and see how the real people live. Took a long ride up towards Somalia and stopped in that place where Italians hang out, forget the name.

[PookyMan]

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There is a total gas station in bamburi, there is a "normal" club in front, the place is half outdoor, half indoor, with lots of youngsters, having a drink with friends. You may find a gem in the audience.

That place is Club Mios. On Thursday evenings they have a rhumba live band, Ambro la Musica. After around 10 pm it gets busier and bc rhumba is mostly liked by older (and more monied) people it attracts women looking for that too. They seems to have rooms there these days.

[JohnDarkSmith]

Not much to say, same old same old.

Been pretty lucky to be honest, although not as busy as I initially imagined.

Casablanca is fine, it slows down a bit early in the night.

Big tree was well populated on Sunday afternoon, nice atmosphere.

Mtwapa these days is also fine, pretty busy but it's good, I like the shapes, also it slows down later than the other joints around.

There is a total gas station in bamburi, there is a "normal" club in front, the place is half outdoor, half indoor, with lots of youngsters, having a drink with friends. You may find a gem in the audience.

[SceticoBlu]

Some things I see differently. Over 10 years ago girlfriendly Kahama was already there and for a low rate about 1,5 - 2 K. So no need to bribe anybody.

Yes there are millions of girls but for guys who are a bit selective those good and available for a reasonable effort are not so many . Concearning merely girls there are better places than Mombasa.

The economical situation has slightly improved in the last decade. Only in rhe last two years it was deteriorating again. This might be one of the reasons for now showing up again of more girls in Big Tree.

[Leblon]

I don't have to prove anything, I am noone, I just express my ideas as anyone in this forum does, if you don't agree ignore me as I do with many users of this forum who believe they are Jesus Christ.

Anyway my English is terrible and maybe I expressed myself badly, I am to much HAPPY to stay in Mtwapa. The Big Tree for me is a loser place about the rooms, I'm sorry if anyone gets offended but if you like showering with sea water, sleeping in rooms with mold on the walls, infested with mosquitoes, with perpetually broken bathrooms and paying an exaggerated price for it, then ok.

Booking a (shabby) room at the Big Tree is good for lazy tourists who are happy to have the usual working girls that everyone has been fucking in the space of a week. It's good for me just to spend the day at the beach, have a drink and enjoy the beach and for thematic evenings. Much better go to the beach of the Continental in Shanzu. Women, if you're not a beta man, are around. Millions.

At least me I don't get offended, I am in Mwtapa myself now. But I very seldom go to beach in Mwtapa, it is takes too long time and too much effort to go to Continental. Or Copacabana.

In Big Tree you are on the beach all the time, you just walk to the ocean and then back to your room to shower.

Bit Tree is cheapest of the Bamburi beach hotels, at least those hotels that allow girls.

Your English is not terrible.

[Oiste]

I don't have to prove anything, I am noone, I just express my ideas as anyone in this forum does, if you don't agree ignore me as I do with many users of this forum who believe they are Jesus Christ.

Anyway my English is terrible and maybe I expressed myself badly, I am to much HAPPY to stay in Mtwapa. The Big Tree for me is a loser place about the rooms, I'm sorry if anyone gets offended but if you like showering with sea water, sleeping in rooms with mold on the walls, infested with mosquitoes, with perpetually broken bathrooms and paying an exaggerated price for it, then ok.

Booking a (shabby) room at the Big Tree is good for lazy tourists who are happy to have the usual working girls that everyone has been fucking in the space of a week. It's good for me just to spend the day at the beach, have a drink and enjoy the beach and for thematic evenings. Much better go to the beach of the Continental in Shanzu. Women, if you're not a beta man, are around. Millions.

[Zimzam]

I have been missing short time hotel for long time, in Big Tree area. .

Long time ago, must be more than 10 years ago, when you found a chick in Big Tree she would know a place to go for short time in one of the nearby holiday houses, owned by Indians from Nairobi.

As the owners were not there you could make a deal with the askari to use the bedroom in that house to do your thing. For that you had to give the askari something of course.

It was quite good to fuck in a comfortable bed in a nice place.

But I guess those days are over now.

[Leblon]

I have been missing short time hotel for long time, in Big Tree area. Now I heard from one girl short time hotel.

There is a petrol station in big road, where you go to Big Tree. Area is called Bora Bora, Bora Bora petrol station, Bora Bora police station other side of the road.

There is restaurant opposite of petrol station called Jambo Bora Bora. Good food, you get it fast and it is cheap, lot of choises for juice.

In this same building where is Jambo Bora Bora restaurant, is also hotel. This is the short time place. I have been hotel guest in that hotel many years ago, when Big Tree was full. Rooms were very simple, if you were in big road side there was lot of noise. These problems don't matter for short time purposes.

When I visited in reception, it was open but no one there. Security guy from restaurant came to ask me if I needed room. I said that in some other day I will maybe need.

He said two thousand for hour, I said one thousand. Then he said one thousand five hundred. I left, but motobike guys told me that one thousand per hour is right prize.

This was good to know, I was planning to rent massage cottages for an hour for my purposes, but they are not convenient. I know Bamburi has many places but it is too big step to go there, with some Big Tree girl. And I don't know where they are in Bamburi community.

[Leblon]

I have always said that Big Tree is not for everybody. Apartments are simple, aircon is just in a few rooms, not all rooms have hot water. More hot water rooms than before though.

For me Big Tree has been many years choise for accommodation. There are nearby hotel Sheratton (yes, two t), that is more expensive but has higher standard rooms. Also Azul, but I liked Sheratton more. Remember book room for two.

Big Tree bar area has been improved lately a lot, by one Italian investor, it is better than before. And people have noticed, there are much more people in daytime and evening time than before. So there are more girls also. And there are shows in many days. Big Tree is a place to go at the moment.

[Neddy69]

What exactly are you trying to demonstrate with your post my man? I'm not sure I got it to be honest, are you saying that we should not go in Mtwapa? Are you sharing any kind of useful info with the forum users? Where exactly are we going here?

There is a very good feature on this forum. It's the "ignore" button.

Mwalimu.

[JohnDarkSmith]

Hey guys,

Any idea where is model type of girls? Maybe you can say me name of clubs or bars near Mombasa?

Define model type of girl? As there are different types of models.

In casaurina, I have been speaking with a girl who for me, could easily be a model, but a model in Africa, could be different from a model in Europe for example, what are you looking for?

My observation still is, you will find all type of shapes everywhere you go anyway, but big / round / large curves are usually very frequent (and I do not mean obese, I really mean strong & firm curves). There are some slims, not the majority from what I have seen.

I believe if you're ready to pay the european / foreigner price, you may find some "top model" girls on escort sites. I have only seen a few of these during my time there when I was moving around, very few.

[JohnDarkSmith]

This is my second adventure in the chocolate factory and, if you have traveled around the world for a while, by now we learned quickly what little there was to understand about this country. No choice was better than getting an apartment in Mtwapa. 1600 shillings for a nice large and clean apartment including Wi-Fi and cleaning, I could not ask for more. If I think that last year I got robbed by the big three I feel like slapping myself. The big tree as I see it today is truly a place for desperate losers. Rooms falling apart, neglect, bitchy maids, nine sunbeds on the beach, at least three of which are broken and with the mattresses gnawed by mice, 28 for a room infested with mosquitoes and with salt water, you have to be mongoloid morons to stay here. But right now next to me is a laid-back septuagenarian who is having lunch hand in hand with some kind of thing (a woman, perhaps) and so I can understand. Casaurina works well even if it only fills up on weekends with its usual review of cheap working girls, eagle best always full in the evening and perhaps the karaoke a little too intrusive but that's okay anyway. As far as prices are concerned, I don't find big differences and women cost based on where, how and when you met them, but this is a rule that applies everywhere in the world. Obviously I'm doing well by keeping foreigners away, Italians first, there are a couple who live permanently in Mtwapa and who feel they are the most beautiful and smart of all. Of course there is a reason why they ended up here where a person with a modicum of balance comes just to have fun and then goes home leaving it all behind. At Goldfidsh the chicken is always good and the employee nice, the gym behind the Kendas is ok, we are always in Mtwapa on the other hand. The model girls that someone asked for are instead found in the usual places where luxury working girls roam. I don't know, in my country there are millions of them and looking for them here makes me smile a little. No working girl will ever make me really happy in bed, that's their job, while I like beautiful women but with a normal life. Matter of taste. Tomorrow I start my English school, at least people will stop laughing when I speak.

What exactly are you trying to demonstrate with your post my man? I'm not sure I got it to be honest, are you saying that we should not go in Mtwapa? Are you sharing any kind of useful info with the forum users? Where exactly are we going here?

[MadDin19]

The big tree as I see it today is truly a place for desperate losers. Rooms falling apart, neglect, bitchy maids, nine sunbeds on the beach, at least three of which are broken and with the mattresses gnawed by mice, 28 for a room infested with mosquitoes and with salt water, you have to be mongoloid morons to stay here.

I've been to the Big Tree 8 times and I really don't think I'm a loser.

It's a matter of your own expectations. If you don't like Big tree, go somewhere else.

But insulting people just because they're not like you sucks.

[Oiste]

This is my second adventure in the chocolate factory and, if you have traveled around the world for a while, by now we learned quickly what little there was to understand about this country. No choice was better than getting an apartment in Mtwapa. 1600 shillings for a nice large and clean apartment including Wi-Fi and cleaning, I could not ask for more. If I think that last year I got robbed by the big three I feel like slapping myself. The big tree as I see it today is truly a place for desperate losers. Rooms falling apart, neglect, bitchy maids, nine sunbeds on the beach, at least three of which are broken and with the mattresses gnawed by mice, €28 for a room infested with mosquitoes and with salt water, you have to be mongoloid morons to stay here. But right now next to me is a laid-back septuagenarian who is having lunch hand in hand with some kind of thing (a woman, perhaps) and so I can understand. Casaurina works well even if it only fills up on weekends with its usual review of cheap working girls, eagle best always full in the evening and perhaps the karaoke a little too intrusive but that's okay anyway. As far as prices are concerned, I don't find big differences and women cost based on where, how and when you met them, but this is a rule that applies everywhere in the world. Obviously I'm doing well by keeping foreigners away, Italians first, there are a couple who live permanently in Mtwapa and who feel they are the most beautiful and smart of all. Of course there is a reason why they ended up here where a person with a modicum of balance comes just to have fun and then goes home leaving it all behind. At Goldfidsh the chicken is always good and the employee nice, the gym behind the Kendas is ok, we are always in Mtwapa on the other hand. The model girls that someone asked for are instead found in the usual places where luxury working girls roam. I don't know, in my country there are millions of them and looking for them here makes me smile a little. No working girl will ever make me really happy in bed, that's their job, while I like beautiful women but with a normal life. Matter of taste. Tomorrow I start my English school, at least people will stop laughing when I speak.

[DonMAskarpone]

Hey guys,

Any idea where is model type of girls? Maybe you can say me name of clubs or bars near Mombasa?