Mombasa

[Radical Guy]

Hello everyone.

1.) Its my first time ever in Africa so I decided to visit Mombasa and Nairobi for 2 months. Booked a cheap flight. Maybe taking the train from NBO to MBA, but security might be too strict with checked luggage (allegedly throwing away all liquids and sprays). Didn't know the hotels were that expensive. Heard a lot about the Sarova Whitesands (which is expensive as f.) and the Big Tree. I'm a cheapskate so I'm wondering if it is OK to book the cheapest room in Big Tree or will it scare the girls away? Also, I'm avoiding beaches because I don't like them. My understanding is that a lot of areas of the resort are covered in sand or are directly on the beach, is that correct? Sex in Mombasa may be cheaper but I'm asking myself if there is enough else going on, avoiding the beach without getting bored.

2.) I saw a lot of posts that Tinder plays a significant role in pulling girls. I got a few matches already but what do you tell them? Most are looking for a relationship and no hook ups, so I am wondering if I should introduce myself as a monger and be very direct and upfront about what I want. I'm not interested in the long game, I just want sex and don't want to waste my time on dinners and meetings with false expectations. Should I tell them about my intentions? Also I don't know if offering money could get my Tinder profile reported and banned.

3.) The last (but not least) thing I want to address is that I don't want to use any condoms, but of course protect myself against HIV with PrEP pills and testing kits. In Germany I can't get it without a prescription (and it is usually issued to gay men), is there a way to buy it at a pharmacy in Kenya? Any advice on locations and product names?

Most girls on Tinder claim to be seeking a "relationship," but are really happy to just have fun with any foreigner they can get. I don't lie to girls, but I'm intentionally vague about what I'm seeking. I'll say that we should get together and just see where things lead. Obviously, they're hoping you'll ultimately fall in love and want marriage, and will do everything possible to capture your heart. And for me, that's the awesome part, since I'm not interested in professional prostitutes.

I absolutely abhor condoms also. The HIV test kits are available in any pharmacy, and are very inexpensive. The results are available in 30 minutes. As for the risk of pregnancy, that's up to you. Personally, I'll settle on one or two babes well in advance, and send a few bucks for them to get a depo shot before my visit. Obviously, that won't work if you're simply picking up chicks at a bar. Good luck.

RG.

[Leblon]

Hello everyone.

1.) Its my first time ever in Africa so I decided to visit Mombasa and Nairobi for 2 months. Booked a cheap flight. Maybe taking the train from NBO to MBA, but security might be too strict with checked luggage (allegedly throwing away all liquids and sprays). Didn't know the hotels were that expensive. Heard a lot about the Sarova Whitesands (which is expensive as f.) and the Big Tree. I'm a cheapskate so I'm wondering if it is OK to book the cheapest room in Big Tree or will it scare the girls away? Also, I'm avoiding beaches because I don't like them. My understanding is that a lot of areas of the resort are covered in sand or are directly on the beach, is that correct? Sex in Mombasa may be cheaper but I'm asking myself if there is enough else going on, avoiding the beach without getting bored.

2.) I saw a lot of posts that Tinder plays a significant role in pulling girls. I got a few matches already but what do you tell them? Most are looking for a relationship and no hook ups, so I am wondering if I should introduce myself as a monger and be very direct and upfront about what I want. I'm not interested in the long game, I just want sex and don't want to waste my time on dinners and meetings with false expectations. Should I tell them about my intentions? Also I don't know if offering money could get my Tinder profile reported and banned.

3.) The last (but not least) thing I want to address is that I don't want to use any condoms, but of course protect myself against HIV with PrEP pills and testing kits. In Germany I can't get it without a prescription (and it is usually issued to gay men), is there a way to buy it at a pharmacy in Kenya? Any advice on locations and product names?

Just short answer. In Big Tree, it is possible to avoid sand. You go from your room to restaurant there is no sand, or one path with sand one without sand.

You don't need to go to sand beach to get girls, you can get them from Big Tree bar, Cheers, Casourina.

I don't remember ever that happening that mentioning Big Tree would have scared any girl coming. But then again I am cheap guy also, I don't pay for most expensive girls.

I don't use tinder at all or any internet dating services, I just go to those bar that I mentioned.

To question number three I don't know anything.

[Becko81]

What I have been reading here is really fucked up and funny at the same time. Asking about hiv protection but not using condom? Bringing your own testing kits. Wtf! You can get tested in Kenya both together with a reliable result in 30 min. Staying at Sarova or some other high end place. Worrying about your luggage. Mombasa is very safe you **** just don't wear your rolex everyday. And am sure you fucking without condom you make some girl pregnant you will take responsibility yes rich boy?

[Becko81]

You pay food for their kids. Is normal.

Yes, the police can bother tourists if they want, but the management of big clubs like the Yacht Lounge have ways to keep the police at bay, even if owners of other clubs report them.

That's Kenya, you know. !

[Becko81]

You are free to do pretty much anywhere. Try mogoka or mirra.

[Becko81]

You fucking pussy. Worrying about your luggage? Let me guess your butplug? Staying at sarova luxury hotel. They won't accept your girls. Unless you pay extra! And fuck tinder man you are capable talking to some girl or you need a screen? Just go out and enjoy. And with hiv you can get tested in every local hospital. Reliable and cheap you can leave your medicine cabinet at home. Just make sure you don't impregnate a girl against her will yes?

[DerTyperb]

Hello everyone.

1.) Its my first time ever in Africa so I decided to visit Mombasa and Nairobi for 2 months. Booked a cheap flight. Maybe taking the train from NBO to MBA, but security might be too strict with checked luggage (allegedly throwing away all liquids and sprays). Didn't know the hotels were that expensive. Heard a lot about the Sarova Whitesands (which is expensive as f.) and the Big Tree. I'm a cheapskate so I'm wondering if it is OK to book the cheapest room in Big Tree or will it scare the girls away? Also, I'm avoiding beaches because I don't like them. My understanding is that a lot of areas of the resort are covered in sand or are directly on the beach, is that correct? Sex in Mombasa may be cheaper but I'm asking myself if there is enough else going on, avoiding the beach without getting bored.

2.) I saw a lot of posts that Tinder plays a significant role in pulling girls. I got a few matches already but what do you tell them? Most are looking for a relationship and no hook ups, so I am wondering if I should introduce myself as a monger and be very direct and upfront about what I want. I'm not interested in the long game, I just want sex and don't want to waste my time on dinners and meetings with false expectations. Should I tell them about my intentions? Also I don't know if offering money could get my Tinder profile reported and banned.

3.) The last (but not least) thing I want to address is that I don't want to use any condoms, but of course protect myself against HIV with PrEP pills and testing kits. In Germany I can't get it without a prescription (and it is usually issued to gay men), is there a way to buy it at a pharmacy in Kenya? Any advice on locations and product names?

[Zimzam]

There is a ban for shisha in Kenya. It provides another opportunity for the police to bother tourists. And they actually do. I have seen a group of arabic shisha smokers carried on deck of a truck to the police station.

Yes, the police can bother tourists if they want, but the management of big clubs like the Yacht Lounge have ways to keep the police at bay, even if owners of other clubs report them.

That's Kenya, you know.

[SceticoBlu]

There is a ban for shisha in Kenya. It provides another opportunity for the police to bother tourists. And they actually do. I have seen a group of arabic shisha smokers carried on deck of a truck to the police station.

[Zimzam]

Anyone know of any good places to smoke shisha in Mombasa? I use to go Sheba lounge but that closed down and Hypnotica isn't really too comfortable.

I don't smoke myself, but I was offered a pipe in the Yacht Lounge and I believe also in Volume club you can smoke.

[Minty Polo]

Anyone know of any good places to smoke shisha in Mombasa? I use to go Sheba lounge but that closed down and Hypnotica isn't really too comfortable.

[Laxman281]

Hey guys,

I've always had a fantasy about mongering in Africa and getting blown / screwing the hotel maid / cleaner. I just read a report from the 2005-2006 thread where a guy did just that.

Was wondering, does it still happen there days? If so, where would be the best hotel to go to for this type of jiggy jiggy? It is such a hot fantasy I have to experience it in my life.

Recommendations and advice would be appreciated!

[Zimzam]

There is now once a week on Wednesday a direct flight from Roma, Italy, to Mombasa, leaving late at night taking just over 7 hours and direct back Thursdays, leaving around 11 am.

By NEOS, prices from 700 euro upwards, No extra charges.

[Albert9989]

Now in Mombasa, first in Diani but didn't stay long as it is so quiet there, very nice to relax but need to be with your girl. And I was, a beauty turkana, Kenya has a lot of good surprises!

Now changed for bamburi, Sheraton, very wide room, very correct and now discovering the big tree area, best place to be for sure!

[Albert9989]

I doubt it at the airport but may be some kibanda open on the way out someplace.

It was impossible for me to buy a sim card, safaricom, on the road to amboseli.

The shop should be equipped with new solution to be able to sell to foreigner.

I finally succeeded in a big safaricom shop in narok.