Other Areas

[SmallBuns]

I used to spend three months of the year in the Homa Bay area. All you had to do was smile and start a conversation and ask her out for coffee. Nature would just take its own course and 30 minutes to 30 hours later you would be in bed humping away. To speed up the process some and add a fun public component to it, just head to the lake for a swim to "cool down". Strip down to your underwear, or if no one is around get down to the buff, and wade into the water. She will likely follow suit or be ready to help dry you off when you come out again. Once she has seen you naked and vice versa, you have established a good rapport and its just natural to head back to your hotel or apartment. Or hers! Stay clear of the hippos in the water and always wear a condom!

[Neddy69]

Has anybody done Naivasha recently? What's the scene like and safe places to go?

What you want to do there? 14.853 inhabitants. Chicas you find in Bars after sunset. Maybe some are available for take out. But Naivasha judging from size of town will not be too exciting. Stick to Nakuru nearby or take a chica on safari from Nairobi with you. Much better. Haven't been there.

[GeorgeRDraw]

Has anybody done Naivasha recently? What's the scene like and safe places to go?

[BobBlack]

Where is that report of Tuddle where he got held up at gunpoint?

Checked all his posts but could not find it.

It was a PM from Tuddle where he told me what happened to him, as I was a frequent user of Cowrie since 2013. Felt a bit bad after reading it because I recommended Cowrie for our habit.

[Bond69X]

Guys,

I am planning my next trip to Kenya.

Probably will spend few days in Malindi.

Any update? Tips? Info?

Thanks.

[Mombie75]

Kisumu is the place to be. Guys. Today Sep. 1st. 10 minutes ago Pandemonium broke loose. The high court announced the presidential election to be annulled. Guess what. All you guys who deferred your travel plans. Same sh. T again. New elections within 60 days. Likely Nov. 1st.

For myself. I had a blast last night. Was raped by a luo Chica with nice bunda and see cups. I met her in the matatu. That's why I like public transport so much. I had a very comfortable ride. Mololiner comes highly recommended. They have the wider Toyota's with 10 comfortable seats. Nakuru-Kisumu sets you back 600 ksh.

So I didn't get about to sample the nightlife. I shagged 5 times. Very sweet waitress in one of the fish restaurants.

What a live. I like Kisumu wide roads. Have a comfortable spacious guest House room. Bit noisy though. 1500 ksh.

Thanks god the Chica had to go to work. Send her on her way with 1 k plus 100 ksh taxi fare. That's why I looove Luos the best shag. They f. Ck you brains out.

Neddy.

From Kisumu where the party won't stop tonight.

Hi Neddy,

What was the name of your guest house? I'm going to Kisumu over Christmas and ny, not a place I know at all.

Thanks.

[Cheupe]

Thanks I am aware of dimples. But I didn't make it there. Only 3 nights. But locals told me the club is old and run down. But possibly probably good on weekends as its near University. The new place is outside town centre near Tuskys. Called 7 D.

Monger safe.

Neddy.

Yeah. True. Dimples is old. But anyone looking for a quick fuck any day of the week can get it there for sure; much like Casuarina mtwapa. It has two sides. The bar side is open through out the week and is a good place to pick a WG to take to any other club. The club side opens only on weekends and populated by rather rowdy young kids who dance so much that the place stinks.

[Neddy69]

Next time in Nakuru over week day check out dimples club on Kenyatta ave near nakumatt for girls.

Thanks I am aware of dimples. But I didn't make it there. Only 3 nights. But locals told me the club is old and run down. But possibly probably good on weekends as its near University. The new place is outside town centre near Tuskys. Called 7 D.

Monger safe.

Neddy.

[Cheupe]

After a relaxed but long Matatu ride I arrived in the industrial town of Nakuru. I took a run down place in downtown CBD called LE Rhino. They actually have decent rooms for 1000 ksh. I stay in a big room overlooking the lake. Only the plumbing doesn't work all the time. But hey more pesa to spend on beer and chicas. After gathering intelligence I went out to get laid. Just outside my hotel there is already the first SWs out and the sun hasn't even set. Check out Mosque and Gusii Roads. Most club's except one called 7D are in walking distance in the city. First I went to club sans chic. Nice but empty. Then to Club 64 nice but very loud and obnoxious hiphop. Not my cup of tea. Than I found a sweet reggae club called Cloud309 good vibez. But no chicas. Prices for White Cap between 200 and 250 ksh. Same story during week rather empty clubs. When I almost gave up I found a sweet semi pro SW called Lucy. 24 years nice be cups 1 child. And no sucked out tetas. Really nice. Agreed 2000. Vamos. What can I tell you. I had a very sweet night. But little sleep. Sterling service. Gave 500 tip as I had no small notes. But I like to support single mothers. Now I am off to a hearty breakfast.

Neddy out.

Next time in Nakuru over week day check out dimples club on Kenyatta ave near nakumatt for girls.

[BobBlack]

What can I say. Africa is as always full of surprises. As my temporary girlfriend after 48 hours became too clingy I sported a Harry Houdini disappearance trick. I moved to another guest House 500 meters down the road. To sample a bit of Kisumu nightlife before my bus to Jinja departs next day. The area I am staying is the old CBD with a lot of Indian hardware stores. Cheap eateries and accommodation of various types to suit any budget is be available. The area I roamed at night is quite safe and relaxed. First I went to Ram XB pub which is a nice starting point. So far I haven't seen any SWs. I enjoyed a Tusker. But mostly male clients. Some doable Chics but with boyfriends. Than I went to nearby Octopus club which was once a hot night spot. Not any more. Totally devoid of people. Forget it. In my desperation I walked around a bit in the area. I heard nice dancehall tune from a place on the 1st floor. The place is called Club be. Full details will only provided to my good friends. Not some loafers talking BS. I entered. And my eyes popped out. A stripclub with pole dancers. WTF. Tusker sets you back 300 ksh. For the equivalent of 8 Euros I had four hours of show including flashing pussies and tits. WOW. Took three Phone numbers of cuties. There were about 8 performers. At least 3 of them stunners. My favourite I paid a drink for 280 ksh and she put up a special performance for me. And than she sat without panties besides me. And I spanked her nice ass. Of course the joint is totally illegal so the Luo owner has to pay protection money. The girls make about 5000 ksh a week. I got phone number of a kalenjin stunner. She will be back in Tahiti soon. So I ll look her up when I return to Kenia. I had a blast. But due to time constraint I couldn't take advantage. Check out the area around Odinga Oginga Street.

Neddy.

Who had a f. G blast again.

Once again as usual always a pleasure to read your posts Neddy. But I'm jealous. Wish I had the balls to do these tours you do and give back reports. Meanwhile, I'll just have to satisfy myself by sticking to Nairobi for a few days and Mombasa for the rest of my three weeks in November. Keep the reports coming whether its from any African country. Great reporting and a good laugh too.

[Neddy69]

What can I say. Africa is as always full of surprises. As my temporary girlfriend after 48 hours became too clingy I sported a Harry Houdini disappearance trick. I moved to another guest House 500 meters down the road. To sample a bit of Kisumu nightlife before my bus to Jinja departs next day. The area I am staying is the old CBD with a lot of Indian hardware stores. Cheap eateries and accommodation of various types to suit any budget is be available. The area I roamed at night is quite safe and relaxed. First I went to Ram XB pub which is a nice starting point. So far I haven't seen any SWs. I enjoyed a Tusker. But mostly male clients. Some doable Chics but with boyfriends. Than I went to nearby Octopus club which was once a hot night spot. Not any more. Totally devoid of people. Forget it. In my desperation I walked around a bit in the area. I heard nice dancehall tune from a place on the 1st floor. The place is called Club be. Full details will only provided to my good friends. Not some loafers talking BS. I entered. And my eyes popped out. A stripclub with pole dancers. WTF. Tusker sets you back 300 ksh. For the equivalent of 8 Euros I had four hours of show including flashing pussies and tits. WOW. Took three Phone numbers of cuties. There were about 8 performers. At least 3 of them stunners. My favourite I paid a drink for 280 ksh and she put up a special performance for me. And than she sat without panties besides me. And I spanked her nice ass. Of course the joint is totally illegal so the Luo owner has to pay protection money. The girls make about 5000 ksh a week. I got phone number of a kalenjin stunner. She will be back in Tahiti soon. So I ll look her up when I return to Kenia. I had a blast. But due to time constraint I couldn't take advantage. Check out the area around Odinga Oginga Street.

Neddy.

Who had a f. G blast again.

[Neddy69]

Great trip you do.

From there only 300 more km to Kampala. Another interesting stop?

Yes Monday off to Jinja.

[Amadeuss]

Kisumu is the place to be. G.

Great trip you do.

From there only 300 more km to Kampala. Another interesting stop?

[Neddy69]

Kisumu is the place to be. Guys. Today Sep. 1st. 10 minutes ago Pandemonium broke loose. The high court announced the presidential election to be annulled. Guess what. All you guys who deferred your travel plans. Same sh. T again. New elections within 60 days. Likely Nov. 1st.

For myself. I had a blast last night. Was raped by a luo Chica with nice bunda and see cups. I met her in the matatu. That's why I like public transport so much. I had a very comfortable ride. Mololiner comes highly recommended. They have the wider Toyota's with 10 comfortable seats. Nakuru-Kisumu sets you back 600 ksh.

So I didn't get about to sample the nightlife. I shagged 5 times. Very sweet waitress in one of the fish restaurants.

What a live. I like Kisumu wide roads. Have a comfortable spacious guest House room. Bit noisy though. 1500 ksh.

Thanks god the Chica had to go to work. Send her on her way with 1 k plus 100 ksh taxi fare. That's why I looove Luos the best shag. They f. Ck you brains out.

Neddy.

From Kisumu where the party won't stop tonight.

[Taurus1]

After a relaxed but long Matatu ride I arrived in the industrial town of Nakuru. I took a run down place in downtown CBD called LE Rhino. They actually have decent rooms for 1000 ksh. I stay in a big room overlooking the lake. Only the plumbing doesn't work all the time. But hey more pesa to spend on beer and chicas. After gathering intelligence I went out to get laid. Just outside my hotel there is already the first SWs out and the sun hasn't even set. Check out Mosque and Gusii Roads. Most club's except one called 7D are in walking distance in the city. First I went to club sans chic. Nice but empty. Then to Club 64 nice but very loud and obnoxious hiphop. Not my cup of tea. Than I found a sweet reggae club called Cloud309 good vibez. But no chicas. Prices for White Cap between 200 and 250 ksh. Same story during week rather empty clubs. When I almost gave up I found a sweet semi pro SW called Lucy. 24 years nice be cups 1 child. And no sucked out tetas. Really nice. Agreed 2000. Vamos. What can I tell you. I had a very sweet night. But little sleep. Sterling service. Gave 500 tip as I had no small notes. But I like to support single mothers. Now I am off to a hearty breakfast.

Neddy out.

Thank you for your liveintelligence report about punani.

For Nakuru I recommend Kanu Street and Club Eclipse. There are also many Hotels there.