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[BobBlack]

At the moment Malindi is quite dead & boring.

Many hotels & clubs are closed, so there is nothing like going to Rosada on Monday, or to the White Moon beach party on Wednesday.

Even in Stars & Garter customers are few.

Live music is nowhere to be found.

Many places say that they will open again in November.

So Malindi is good to escape the noise & dirt of Mtwapa for a while & enjoy the good beaches.

In fact I had my girl coming over from Bamburi to liven up my stay there.

The only lively place is the new "Buddha Lounge" upstairs in Nakumatt on Fridays & Saturdays.

And then after a week or so it is even nice to come back to the hustle & bustle of that good old smelling, dusty & dirty Sin City Mtwapa, the place that never sleeps.

So what's it like in Mtwapa and Bamburi areas Zimzam. I know there's plenty action in Mtwapa but how about Bamburi and are there many ladies roaming or are things quiet after elections. Had a bad report from Tuddle who got held up at gunpoint right outside Cowrie Beach Apartments and that's where I normally stay when I'm there and that is very bad news and a big warning to everyone to be aware and take care. Don't know if he got injured, but understandably he was very badly shaken and I would say he'll be very careful if he ever goes back there again. I was told before not to come there until end of September to let things settle down again, so I'm doing that and will probably be there in October.

[Neddy69]

This is Neddy reporting live from the capital of the Kamba tribe. After a gruelling 11 HR journey which involved one Uber Taxi, the Madaraka Express and 2 Matatus and one Tuktuk for the total princely sum of 1530 ksh, I arrived alive. Why Machakos? First its convenient location close to Nairobi. Totally laid back small town of about 50.000 people with easy to navigate City Center and all facilities like Naivas Supermarket, ATMS etc. AND. One Stripclub called WIZARD and another club called ZINC. Picked up a street urchin and for a chai and 50 bob he spilled the beans. Machakos is full of Universities and Colleges, which translates in a lot of poor needy girls in urgent need of Support. LOL. Apparently after 4 oclock in the afternoon chicas are out in the streets. ST can be had by locals for 100 to 200 bob WTF. Should this be another unexplored pussy paradise?? I ll find out. But first logistics. I found a nice place brandnew about a mile walk from CBD called Legends, which doubles as joint and restaurant. Quiet and brandnew for 1800 ksh, and that includes breakfast. The only problem. I killed about 20 dudus in the room. BAYGON comes highly recommended. 2 for one special offer only 290 bob. I turned my room into a dudu killing zone. Transport. Unelieveable but Tuktuks are cheaper than Pikipikis only 30! Bob a ride. Found nice and squeaky clean restaurant called TOTs. What else. I have nice Kamba contact lined up, she couldn't believe I am actually in Machakos LOL. 21 y needy girl with see Tits. So it looks promising, will report.

Neddy.

The Great EA ShagTour.

[Zimzam]

At the moment Malindi is quite dead & boring.

Many hotels & clubs are closed, so there is nothing like going to Rosada on Monday, or to the White Moon beach party on Wednesday.

Even in Stars & Garter customers are few.

Live music is nowhere to be found.

Many places say that they will open again in November.

So Malindi is good to escape the noise & dirt of Mtwapa for a while & enjoy the good beaches.

In fact I had my girl coming over from Bamburi to liven up my stay there.

The only lively place is the new "Buddha Lounge" upstairs in Nakumatt on Fridays & Saturdays.

And then after a week or so it is even nice to come back to the hustle & bustle of that good old smelling, dusty & dirty Sin City Mtwapa, the place that never sleeps.

[Zimzam]

At the moment Malindi is quite dead & boring.

Many hotels & clubs are closed, so there is nothing like going to Rosada on Monday, or to the White Moon beach party on Wednesday.

Even in Stars & Garter customers are few.

Live music is nowhere to be found.

Many places say that they will open again in November.

So Malindi is good to escape the noise & dirt of Mtwapa for a while & enjoy the good beaches.

In fact I had my girl coming over from Bamburi to liven up my stay there.

The only lively place is the new "Buddha Lounge" upstairs in Nakumatt on Fridays & Saturdays.

And then after a week or so it is even nice to come back to the hustle & bustle of that good old smelling, dusty & dirty Sin City Mtwapa, the place that never sleeps.

[Member #4178]

Apparently not to the Italians. Judging from the number of dumped, single moms to half Italians I run into, it must be paradise.

They came with brute force financial wide. Better then Italy 1000 times but central town in a disaster a strict Muslim city. They like Nakumat area and probably have Villas around the beach.

This is not a place you came and walk around or something bad may happen. I had an incident with a beach boy that didn't decide if he want to attack. I didn't care much as I was armed with an assault knife and had the determination and element of surprise.

Mtwapa is much safer and even Lamu as they demand on tourism. For Malindi just get a good hotel and sleep all day until clubs are open.

Many things to do in Lamu to break the daily life routine of Mtwapa / Mombasa.

[Naked Gunz]

Malindi is depressing city and quite dangerous.

Apparently not to the Italians. Judging from the number of dumped, single moms to half Italians I run into, it must be paradise.

[Member #4178]

In Malindi people used to follow a fixed pattern when going out in the night.

Malindi is depressing city and quite dangerous. Mombasa has it all.

[Zimzam]

In Malindi people used to follow a fixed pattern when going out in the night.

One usually starts in the late evening in Stars & Garter or any other bar. Then after midnight everybody used to go to Fermento and after that to Pata Pata and / or Stardust, depending on which day it is.

So I went to Stars and Fermento & both places were absolutely dead & boring, so I decided to leave and just go home as there was no action at all.

But then when I came out of Fermento I noticed a lot of noise coming from the other side of the road and I saw a crowd almost bursting out of the balcony on the upper floor of the Nakumatt complex.

Turns out that successful entrepreneur Mario, the Italian owner of Pata Pata restaurant and club has opened a new lounge / club there, on top of his restaurant, named Mario's Buddha Lounge.

The place was absolutely packed, also with loads of attractive girls, all having a good time. So Mr. Mario is one more time showing the other Italiann club owners his successful business feeling, as the club is very trendy and has a very modern interior, as does his Pata Pata club near the beach.

[Zimzam]

In Malindi people used to follow a fixed pattern when going out in the night.

One usually starts in the late evening in Stars & Garter or any other bar. Then after midnight everybody used to go to Fermento and after that to Pata Pata and / or Stardust, depending on which day it is.

So I went to Stars and Fermento & both places were absolutely dead & boring, so I decided to leave and just go home as there was no action at all.

But then when I came out of Fermento I noticed a lot of noise coming from the other side of the road and I saw a crowd almost bursting out of the balcony on the upper floor of the Nakumatt complex.

Turns out that successful entrepreneur Mario, the Italian owner if Pata Pata restaurant and club has opened a new lounge / club there, on top of his restaurant, named Mario's Buddha Lounge.

The place was absolutely packed, also with loads of attractive girls, all having a good time. So Mr. Mario is one more time showing the other Italian club owners his successful business feeling, as the club is very trendy and has a very modern interior, as does his Pata Pata club near the beach.

[Naked Gunz]

Also be careful if you bring your own car as you will stick out like an already noticeable and sore thumb.

Yeah that's the problem. No matter what you do-EVERYBODY WILL KNOW. I prefer to sport fuck amongst the masses in Nai. I like to think my paranoia has served me well in the third world.

[Amadeuss]

Wow this place is interesting. A slow town with a few beauties here and there. Internet not the best but enough most the time. A few place you can stay here but the CBD is where most on ISG would want to find themselves.

I was with someone so no chance to go for a variety pack. One bar in CBD was Booster Bar. That said a lot of places to get a sip. .

8 o km north of Nairobi, seems to be a lot of nightlife there, girls from the Bush area's starting point, as per other reports on the web. Ayone else been there?

[Mushamisi]

Wow this place is interesting. A slow town with a few beauties here and there. Internet not the best but enough most the time. A few place you can stay here but the CBD is where most on ISG would want to find themselves.

I was with someone so no chance to go for a variety pack. One bar in CBD was Booster Bar. That said a lot of places to get a sip. Roads are rough when you get off the main road. But some good things to see. Power is on and off though. Bring money into town as some atms won't work. Also be careful if you bring your own car as you will stick out like an already noticeable and sore thumb.

[Member #4178]

I start scrolling Lamu town as it looks fascinating a mixture of Arabs Somalis and Kenyan. I was not surprised to see the food was expensive as it was imported from Mombasa. The restaurants on the main pier fronts was not OK. But I didn't like the flies that were everywhere disturbing my meals.

In theory the donkeys supposed to be a nice attraction till you realized that they shit everywhere on the road. So when I walked I looked down to avoid stepping.

So at the first day I was nothing interesting from a monger point of view. So since I am adaptive kind of monger I have decide to convert myself to a tourist. So I took a motor boat from the main jetty to Shela beach. The captain asked 400 but I paid 300. Its 3 km away.

Shela was fantastic the big sand dunes a desert scenery together with the clear blue watter was fantastic. Its reminded me the beach in Ramana Diego Madagascar.

I am a special kind of monger as I go only with non pro not even semi pro. They need to be tall slim with a rounded butt with a Mercedes Benz AMG performance in bed.

Yes experting all this in Lamu would. Make me a fool but wait. They all here non pro so I need only to overcome the Muslim ninja thing and to cover them to a fire on bed.

In fact I have a lot of experience with a Muslim ninja as I had fucked a lot of them in Mombasa in the last 15 years.

I have decided that my tourist thing is over and I need to get something fast. So first a strategy was needed to developed and a accurate timing. Many guys are idle in Lamu and they look at you when you go this makes mongering harder as they tend to interfere in the mongering activity.

I choose 5 pm at the starting time of mongering and the main Getty pier as the location. So on the pier you are in a higher grounds allows you to observe any lady that cross the road. Its just next to Lamu museum.

So I have notice that many ladies did not have head cover so eye contact was easy yo get.

Observing on the parade of ladies walking I saw a tall slim sexy with a killing smiled to. Me. I instantly attack and talk to her. A few guys already start to look and interfere so I hold the lady hand and took her to seat on side walk. I new I have something special as my next move was to take her to Casaurina guest house just a few meters away.

To be continue with photos.

[Bajuni]

The flight took 20 minutes as the plan landed at Manda island. We took a boat to cross the other side of the creak for 100 bob.

The place looks like travel in a time tunnel back to the 15th. Donkeys Muslims and ninja ladies.

As I was walking I saw a sign Casaurina guest house just next to the pier. Casaurina? Easy to remember.

The guy was asking 1500 bob but I paid 1000 for a nice basic room.

I have been told that a police station has a disco so I will have a lot to do next.

To be continue.

That disco is only open during school holidays and the only on weekends. Fun place. Otherwise it is just a bar / restaurant, one of the few by the way where you can get alcohol. There is aslo the only shop in Lamu where you can buy alcohol on those premises.

[Member #4178]

The flight took 20 minutes as the plan landed at Manda island. We took a boat to cross the other side of the creak for 100 bob.

The place looks like travel in a time tunnel back to the 15th. Donkeys Muslims and ninja ladies.

As I was walking I saw a sign Casaurina guest house just next to the pier. Casaurina? Easy to remember.

The guy was asking 1500 bob but I paid 1000 for a nice basic room.

I have been told that a police station has a disco so I will have a lot to do next.

To be continue.