2002-2006 General Reports

[Blastoff]

blastoff does kenya part 1.

reference books

the only one i used and needed for all the basic information such as where to stay, what to see and where to eat etc was the latest version of the lonely planet kenya. it has all the non mongering things in it with addresses, prices and phone numbers and surprisingly mentions prostitutes thought the book with regards to bars and clubs and also tells you where to find them lol. (the author must be one of us j ).

what you need before you get there

1. a visa costing usd$ $50 valid for 3 months from time of entry. you can apply for this from your home country to the kenyan embassy or simple buy one at the immigration gates on arrival.
2. malaria tablets are a must if you want to be sure. even though many people will try and tell you that there is no malaria in nairobi, they will unknowingly be leading you down the wrong path. most of the locals that are born and bread in nairobi will tell you that they have had malaria several times in their lives even though they have never been out of the city itself. there were many mosquitos in the city while i was there. make your own calculated decision before you leave but i recommend that you go on the tablets.
3. use the mosquito nets in the rooms.
4. bring mosquito repellent for your skin. using this method i didn’t even get bitten once in 30 days. that is piece of mind for me.

nairobi arrival

phone sim card and money changers

before you clear customs, still in the main body of the airport, there all kenya’s phone providers represented. celtel and safari comm ( two only). safari comm is the cheaper of the two but celtel has better coverage. buy your sim card there before you leave the airport. this will save you some hassles once you are outside in busy nairobi streets. the same goes for money, change about usd$300 at the airport. the rate is about the same inside the airport as outside unless you want to risk selling your u.s. dollars on the black market which will give you between 10% and 12% more than conventional money changers but is a very risky process if you are not a local and you don’t know people. if you choose to do this, i suggest you get the employees at your hotel to arrange it i your room so that if you are ripped off, they will be liable or sacked.

taxi’s from the airport

as you go through the baggage check section, you will see a small manned desk on your right. this is the official airport taxi counter. a ride down town in a safe and reliable taxi costs a fixed 1,200 kenyan shillings (usd$17). i recommend that you take this taxi as once you pass through the glass doors, if you don’t have a ride arranged, you will be literally mobbed by private and non registered taxi drivers and safari sales people. the price from outside in the kayos of the arrivals section is
1,000 ksh (a saving of under usd$3 saving) which imho is not worth the hassle.

the cheaper shuttle which is mentioned in the lonely planet travel book has closed down and is no longer available.

if you are adventuress, you can fight the sales people and walk a distance to the local public mini van buses called “matatus” and get to town for under usd$1 but you most probably will be robbed on the way and loose some if not all of your belongings.

hotels

i suggest you print out some of the ones mentioned on mongering sites as well as the many recommended in the lonely planet book. unless it is the high season, (end of august through to end of january) i suggest you don’t book in advance. it is easy and you will get a better deal if you just walk in and take a look at a room and negotiate.

there are guest houses from usd$5 per night (not clean or secure) through to 5 stars hotels at usd$400 per night and more. your choices and budgets are endless.

ask the hotel in clear terms if you are allowed guests. this is important in kenya as some do not allow guests.

you taxi driver from the airport will happily take you to inspect several hotels of your choice until you make a decision at no extra charge.

i chose the small and simple hotel advertised in the lonely planet as the authors choice. the terminal hotel right in the centre of the action. it is a very simple and run down looking place but the rooms are clean and the staff was amazing in helping me find what ever i needed 24/7 so i stayed on even though the standards of the rooms were well bellow what i usually like and i am not that fussy lol. this is a very girl friendly hotel and it is run totally by men so you don’t get any disapproving stares from women workers when you bring a girl or two to your room at an ungodly hour drunk as a skunk lol. the price was a low 1,600 ksh (usd$23) per night not including breakfast for a double room. in kenya always pay for a double room or they will charge you the difference each time you take a girl in. the only real problem i found which i later found out was common in kenya was that the hot water some times ran out. in kenya, if you are not happy with something, make enough noise and they will take care of your problem. this works well. as we say, the squeaky wheel gets the grease and kenya is the perfect example of this.

weather

during my one month stay from the 20th july to the 18th august the weather in nairobi was surprisingly cool and clear. i needed a light sweater or jacket most of the day and something a little warmer at night.

first impressions

first impressions from the airport are not very good. a dirty city with bad and congested roads but in reality, it is a diamond in the rough. the streets are lined with beggars and scammers so be careful and just say “no thank you” and keep walking. if you give one money you will be mobbed by many others wanting the same.

transport

once at my hotel, i enquired about booking a permanent taxi, say 8 hours per day or night as i heard cabs were expensive. this is not really the case here once you find out the price is only 200 ksh (usd$2.80) anywhere around the down town day or night. the cabs have no meter so you need to know this or they will charge you more. negotiate this each time before you get in the cab or simply hold a 200 ksh note in your hand as you enter the cab and he will know that you know the right price and not argue with you when you get there. this worked 100% of the time for me.

to my surprise, nelson from my hotel introduced me to a taxi driver by the name of peter and i negotiated 1,200 ksg (usd$17) per day (8 hours or more) any where around town and for out of town trips, 2,000 ksh per day or night ( usd$28). the car was in excellent condition and had air-conditioning. i found out that drivers in kenya go on distance rather than time which made transport for me very comfortable and affordable and i saw much more than most tourists very affordably because of this. the drivers are willing to sit in their cars for hours at no extra cost while you drink and dance the night away and then they will take you to your next destination when you are ready. i wish it was like that at home lol.

i have peter the drivers number and will be happy to give it out if you pm me.

safety

do not walk anywhere at night. take a taxi or the hotel security guard with you even 1 block or you will be robbed. day time is fine and safe as there are many office workers walking around. don’t wear expensive brands of anything such as good watches, nike sport shoes etc as this will make you a target for thieves. remember this is a very poor country and it is better to fly underneath the radar. don’t carry more money than you need for each part of the day.

atm’s, banks and money changers

you will need cash for almost everything as credit card facilities in clubs and restaurants are rare. i found that i had no problem what so ever withdrawing money from any atm in kenya which surprised me.

banks will only accept usd$100 notes that have been printed on or after the year 2000. this is the strangest thing i ever heard and no one could tell me why.

there is only one company that will change us money printed before 2000 and i can’t exactly remember the spelling of the name but it is something like “forex money changers”.

many men on the street will ask you if you have money to change but i don’t suggest it.

the women

i found the women in nairobi fare more attractive on average than described on some monger sites. in fact if you take your time and choose carefully, you will get above an 8 each and every night as i did. all comes to those who wait. j

i also found that the women on average are taller than i expected. you will find many in the 5 foot 7 inch range and some up to 6 foot. very nice!

nairobi is the melting pot for the surrounding and poorer countries when it comes to mongering. you will find somalis, sudanese, ugandans, ethiopians, tanzanians and many more in nairobi as well as the many kenyan tribes represented looking for either their mr. right or the money they need to stay in nairobi for one more week, which to them is a very expensive city but to us, all is very cheap there.

you will see girls of all shapes and sizes to cater for all tastes. personally, i prefer tall and slim model types with shapely asses and nice breasts and i was not disappointed even once in my choices.

all the girls have that beautiful rounded african ass like brazilian women and in fact, what gave brazilian women their incredible asses is the slave trade from africa breading with the brazilian indigenous indians. hence the brazilian bunda was born lol.

on average, i found kenyan women do not have overly large breasts but big breast are easily found amongst them even on slender women. the beauty of kenyan/african breasts is that you never find plastic breasts. all are 100% natural as they don’t have the money for plastic surgery.

sexual performance

i found that east african women in general ( and i had on average one new girl per day plus regulars for 28 days in a row, (no wonder i am tired now. lol.), love to fuck hard and long in any position but doggy is there favourite. on average, kenyans are not good at oral sex or anal as it is not in their culture. they are not afraid of sperm as some cultures are and are happy to take a body shot or facial most of the time. many will fuck without condoms but i wouldn’t recommend it. remember this is africa.

most of the girls that go with mazungu’s (white men/foreigners) have some experience in oral sex but only a handful on my trip were actually good at it.

when asked, all but a few girls will say no to anal but i found that once they were in my room and we started to talk about it in a nice and gentle way (if there is such a thing lol), 50% of my girls allowed me to try it with them. some loved it, others stopped me after a few minutes. what i am trying to say is even thought they say no immediately, this is their culturally based knee jerk reaction to this question. they don’t really mean it and they will let you try if you are nice and sweet to them in your dealings. charm in kenya goes a long way as in many other countries because kenyan men customarily and regularly beat and [CodeWord123] their girlfriends and wives so to meet a man who treats you gently is a real treat for kenyan women but be careful because they will quickly fall in love with you because of this treatment. i found in many cases money was no longer of concern to the girls once she started having feelings for me and hoped i would get more serious with her. lol. silly girl, doesn’t she know i have been a monger for 25 years lol.

african girls are used to being fucked hard and fast by kenyan men who don’t generally consider the woman’s feelings, pain or needs. i was told by all the women i asked that the kenyan man will not arouse them before sex. he just slams his large hard dick into their pussy while it is still dry and pounds her until he cums, then either leaves or rolls over and sleeps. (sounds familiar to some of us lol). so any form of cuddles, kisses or affection is greeted with open arms and the girl will do almost anything to make you happy in the hope that you will hang around. i found a lot of similarities in kenyan girls attitudes to filipino girls.

because family ties are a life or death fact in kenya, i have decided to blur or cut out the girls faces as should a family member stumble upon her picture on this site, she would be immediately excommunicated from her family for ever. sorry for any inconvenience but my conscience rests easier this way.

part 2 (the adventures) to come soon.

enjoy the pics. many more to come.

[Member #3400]

Welcome back just want to say hello to our friend.

Max

[Blastoff]

A 5 foot 11 inch beauty and her girl friend going to town on me!

[Blastoff]

And this was the last time Blastoff logged on, four weeks ago, after he spent months of research into Kenya mongering and its safety issues. Hope he didn't meet up with trouble.

No trouble at all thanks to my research. I was just up to my ears in pussy for a whole month every single day and I never got bord with it. LOL.

I will post a detailed report with pics soon as I travelled to some parts of Nairobi few of us have heard of let alone been to where pretty young girls can be had for USD$4 a night LOL. I like going off the beaten track most of the time.

[Blastoff]

hi gents,

a question for the knowledgeable? could anyone educate us, as to the very sexy bead worn on the african ladies waistline? the custom and it`s meaning. i have noticed the colours vary, or i presume this is the ladies choice?

this pic taken in kenya.

cheers

speed13

this bead is strictly fashion oriented not like massai beads which have meaning.

i had several girls wearing this bead and ask them this same question.

[Blastoff]

hi all

upon landing, booking into the meridian, dashed straight off to carnivoire. no good, though, on this saturday night-- seemed to be an asian function on the go. stunning women though.

decided to go to the "sure thing", florida/madhouse. after some dance, drink, and complaint from one of the waiters-- "you have four women on you", he was not impressed. left with two babes, kate and naiomi.

that was night one. quick and efficient work, i would say.

cheers

speed13

naomi is a nice but professional girl. she was a malaysian chinese guy's girl friend for a while until she stole a lot of money from him. he has been in nairobi for 12 years and does not speak one word of swahili and very little english lol. i don't know how he survives.

i banged naomi’s 3 best friends, purity, sheila and chakira lol. pics to come.

[Blastoff]

Hi Howard,

I think your pictures look amazing, perhaps the best I´ve seen on the Kenya board. Are they tall too?

I´ve been to Kenya for a couple of short visits but haven´t seen girls of this calibre. For those who know a lot about Kenya or have stayed there a long time, is it very difficult for a patient but determined visitor to find tall non-pros who look this for a longer term (at least a few days) GFE? If so, where are the best places to hunt (the top universities in Nairobi, Mombassa, or perhaps other places/ideas)?

Hair dressing saloons out of town like in Kenyeta Markets Nairobi, you will find around 100 or more 18 to 21 year old hair dressers who will give their right arm to date you even for free in the hope you may support them eventually.

I will write more on the subject later. I have just returned from my trip to Kenya and Joburg SA today.

[Member #3400]

Yes what Happened to him?

Anyway I am soon in my way to Madagascar and a night transit in Addis and Nairobi.

1400US$ flight cost excluding domestic flights.

for that price I will hit them with full force.

First photos will be around 22 September when I will be back.


Max

[Luambo]

And this was the last time Blastoff logged on, four weeks ago, after he spent months of research into Kenya mongering and its safety issues. Hope he didn't meet up with trouble.

I hope he is well and he hasn't come to any harm or health problems.

[Piper1]

Well Gentlemen,

I am packed and it is time for me to head for the airport. I will keep you all posted with a running report from Kenya as soon as I land and settle in.

Wish me luck.

Regards.

Blastoff

And this was the last time Blastoff logged on, four weeks ago, after he spent months of research into Kenya mongering and its safety issues. Hope he didn't meet up with trouble.

[Gio Randy]

Kenyan ladies come in all sizes, but the average is about 5'4.

I guess we are not very strange, at least there are exceptions.

You know, like very tall and very short.

Hope I answered rightfully.

A

[Chico Italiano]

Sorry people.

Hi, looked many pics but the girls seem very tall.

In general, what is the medium height?

[stupid question - i know]

[Gio Randy]

As per now I can say its lost the meaning. Some years back, many years ago, it was taken the tradition for the maasai community, they wore beads round the waist for that purpose. As of now the meaning is lost but not everyone. If you go to the interior part of Kenya, the maasai community you will discover that they still do, some!

Last year when I was in maasai mara, I sported enough of em with the beads round their waist. When I was a kid I even had one, but now I don’t. anyway, that’s it.
But in Nairobi, and many other towns, people just wear em for fashion, and infact not beads, chains, golden chains.

[Mazungu]

I don’t think there is a general meaning for beads around the waist. I have been with a Kikuyu for a long time and she never indicated or told me about such a custom with neither the kikuyu nor any other ethnic group. I have not heard of any custom with beads to be worn to keep away evil sprits in any ethnic groups. I believe it is just style.

[Txl Muc]

I was with an girl of African descent two years ago. She usually tells me she is African, but she has French unversity degree and lives in the UK. Lot's of her friends are African or of African descent, and they exchange stories and tips about their bf's. We broke up in a good way and we are still friends, and occassionaly talk - even about our sex lives. I guess we learned a lot from each other when we were still together.

Anyway, a while ago she sent me an article about the beads. It was on an African newspapers website, and it read a lot like it had become a fashion item. However, wearing it in public would be considered vulgar. It's a private thing to do. I cannot remember the link, I am afraid.

She asked whether I had ever been with a girl who had beads. I said I only knew girls with golden chains around their waist, not chains. She told me I did not understand - beads felt different from chains, more sensual.