2002-2006 General Reports

[Pathologic]

Got back to Nairobi about 4pm and went straight to Simmers. How I love that place! By 8pm the same Congolese band was playing and so I stayed until 2pm, and met the most stunning lady. From the Luo tribe, she was gorgeous. We got merrily drunk and danced the night away. We agreed a price and deliverables for Kshs2,000 for long time. Although I usually pay around Kshs1,500 she looked worth it.

Got back to the hotel and she immediately demanded the money. Hah! When I said I’d give her half now and half in the morning, all hell broke loose. She started screaming and shouting to give her the money immediately. She started throwing punches, biting and screaming. Then, she started loading everything she could get her hands on into her bag. Eventually hotel security arrived and after several bribes, she was dragged off. As I found out, one good thing about the Hotel Ambassadeur is that security is pretty good.

Now, I’ve mongered in Philippines, Cambodia, Thailand, much of Africa and Europe, but nothing prepared me for this onslaught.

I wish I had a photo of her, to warn any future victims. She said her name was ‘Stella’ but I noted that others called her ‘Doris’. On speaking to other girls at Simmers, it seems she is pre-disposed to that type of behaviour.

I saw her 2 days later, and it was as if nothing had happened!

My final 3 nights in Nairobi were spent cautious of a recurrence of that situation. I went to Kengeles a few times, which I found expensive compared to other bars and there were no ‘free’ ladies when I was there.

I met a delightful university student at the first floor bar in Floridas. Photos attached (yes, I did use a condom). She was up for anything and was very capable at deep throat. Her only demand was that I spanked her. Hmmmm....what is a guy to do. Cost – Kshs1,500 for the night.

The holiday ended quicker than it began. Tired from shagging and liver complaining I was pleased to get on the plane. Kshs1000 taxi ride to the airport, and I was on the way home.

[Pathologic]

After a few days of the Simmers/Floridas combination, the noise of Hotel Ambassadeur became too much and I hired a driver (Kshs 1500/day including car) and headed for Nakuru, stopping off to see the Rift Valley, Lakes Naivasha and Nakuru and the flamingos . Stayed in the ‘Merica Hotel’ in Nakuru. The hotel, at Kshs 2950/double was not good value, but appeared to be the best in town.

Although Nakuru is a smallish town (think it’s the 4th largest in Kenya) there was a lot of action in the main street close to the Merica Hotel and it has some great pubs/clubs with atmosphere. Had an ‘ok’ lady for Kshs1000 (long time). The next morning I headed for Mt. Kenya and Nanyuki. Why Nanyuki? Because it’s the home of Sweetwaters and many chimps. I did the sightseeing bit in the local game park, and stayed at a good hotel. I can’t remember its name but it’s about 100m on the left as you turn onto the road to Sweetwaters. As I later found out, the hotel bar gets packed at night with a mixture of locals and British army lads. It was a great night – the atmosphere of log fires, African beats, Tusker and plentiful ladies – encouraged me to expand my sample size to include a lady who had a great body, but was a bit eager to get back to the bar for her next customer. At Kshs1000 for a short time with her, it was sufficient, and I joined her back at the bar only to leave 1 hour later with another stunner.

Next morning I returned to Nairobi via Thika, Thompson Falls and’14 Falls’. Back to the throb of Hotel Ambassadeur. The car and driver, including fuel and a tip, cost me Kshs5,000. Well worth it.

[Pathologic]

Landed 2.15pm, checked into Hotel Ambassadeur. This hotel has a reputation for being seedy and very noisy from matutus using their horns 24/7. However I like the central location and figure that I'd be blind drunk every night so the noise shouldn't worry me. Just in case I insisted on a room on the 6th floor away from the matutus.

Wishful thinking! For the record, the noise was unbearable drunk, sober or high. To make matters worse, the hotel had water only every second night and never hot water.

I was in Simmers Bar by 3.30pm making love to my first Tusker for the day. It's comforting to know that Simmers never changes. By 9pm I was on my 10th Tusker and an extremely good Congolese band were playing. Infact that band were so good that I stayed until closing time, and left about 2pm for Floridas in the obligatory state of drunkedness.

Floridas was jam packed with mazungus. The place was so full that I couldn't get anywhere near the dance floor, so settled into a goulash soup and Tusker on the first floor. It was there I met 'Mary', but I suspect I met her earlier at Simmers.

Mary was great. Very accommodating, fun to be with and excellent sex.

The next morning - or should I say, later that day - we had breakfast and a tearful farewell. We never saw each other again.

[Blastoff]

Hi Guys,

I just received a disturbing email from one of my friends in Mombasa.

This is an extract directly from her email. She has been totally reliable with her information in the past so I feel this is more than possibly accurate.

Donna wrote:

"The new story here is that there was man killed in Mtwapa last week so there was many police man patrolling all night.

Also, in Nyali, there was a Mzungu from GERMAN was killed with his friends also from GERMAN"

I suggest we watch our backs as money is getting tighter and the people are getting more desperate.

[AfAsia]

Hi,
guess casablanca nairobi will soon be my local.

Have you visited the place yet? Its full of fun.

Xoxo

Babes,

I was not aware of a Casablanca in Nairobi. Will no doubt pay a visit there next trip. Congrats on your newly won independence.

[Gesheft]

This is a hot 20 year old Kenyan who was very willing to please all my needs and desires.

Great one Thomas .. thanks for helping to keep this thread alive !

A freebie & an exhibitionist !

Way to go!

[Sweetboy07]

Hello Thomasb,

nice pics, she has a very attractive face! Where did you meet her?

Have you some HC pics to share?

Thanks and best regards

Sweetboy07

[Thomasb]

thxs speed,

sometimes you need all the encourgement and support u can get :). she was a non pro who fucked for free. very nice in all way. sent her home whit nothing but broken dreams. :)

[AfAsia]

Mate,

Very nice. Ample lady! I see the family keeping a close eye on you, offering the encouragement :D

[Thomasb]

This is a hot 20 year old Kenyan who was very willing to please all my needs and desires.

[Blastoff]

Hi,

I think you need to monger more in Nairobi especially the up town places, in the CBD there is not much action. At Casablanca you will meet classy sexy women. There are many places which you need to know, and you will be surprised with how Kenya can be full of fun

Just to enlighten you dear.

Bye

Ohhhh you mean the one that is frequented by university students who ask too much to go back to your hotel. It is next door to the Italian restaurant where I ate one night and got food poisoning. Casablanca is set up a little like an Arabic scene inside. Close to the Nigerian Embassy. In fact I mentioned it in my report. The dace floor is soooo small and the drinks are sooo expensive compared to other places, I didn't bother to monger there a second time. Not my style. I hate getting ripped off or over charged by anyone. You are over rating this place in my opinion. Carnivores disco is the same, to expensive and over rated for what is available else where at half the price for those who know where to get it. These places are more for first time tourist I think.

Take care my friend.

[Gio Randy]

Unless there is a Casablanca in Nairobi, I think you mean Mombasa right?

Hi,

I think you need to monger more in Nairobi especially the up town places, in the CBD there is not much action. At Casablanca you will meet classy sexy women. There are many places which you need to know, and you will be surprised with how Kenya can be full of fun

Just to enlighten you dear.

Bye

[Mosquito]

There is a Casablanca in Nairobi.

Nice italian food and behind good party location.

[Blastoff]

Hi,

Sorry been out to the field like forever. I am quite busy of late. I moved out and now living alone in a tiny little house around the yaya center, guess casablanca nairobi will soon be my local.

Have you visited the place yet? Its full of fun.

Let me talk later to you

Xoxo

Unless there is a Casablanca in Nairobi, I think you mean Mombasa right?

[Gio Randy]

gio randy, honey

how could you have placed me in annie oakleys, kenya in september. i was making very good friends in mozambique at the time. i will visit upon your recomendation , this bar/ restuarant in future at your insistance, next year.

now, the next time you visit myself on instant message, i will punish you accordingly. and of course, i am a gentleman. poole? is that where i get to pot you?

speed 13

hi,

sorry been out to the field like forever. i am quite busy of late. i moved out and now living alone in a tiny little house around the yaya center, guess casablanca nairobi will soon be my local.

have you visited the place yet? its full of fun.

let me talk later to you

xoxo