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07-28-07 17:45 #7
Posts: 17You have misunderstood me I think. Of course the strip clubs with dozens of girls are going to have the more ample selection than the MPs with less then ten girls. The thing I was saying was that it wasn't worth the price paid at the strip clubs for FS when I could get the same service (with even raunchier and more adventerous, but still attractive girls) at 1/3 the price and with 1/10 the time involved. While some of strip club girls were beautiful, the prices and the nickel and diming of the clients made for service that was way to expensive when compared to what I saw available at the MPs, where you just popped in and if you saw a chicas that you likes, you'd go back to the room and have at it. The strip clubs in Monterrey just didn't impress me and things if you let them would get way out of hand with the amount spent at the end of the night. I'm not cheap, but I refuse to be taken in for a sucker. Based on my experiences in Monterrey I was continuously more satisfied with my MP experiences than with my experiences at the strip clubs. Now, don't take me wrong the strip clubs were ok sometimes, but they are what they are everywhere- places where tourists come to empty their wallets for the chance to have sex with a stripper. In that respect Monterrey is no different than anywhere else in Mexico. However, the vast number of MPs is what makes Monterrey different and comparatiely cheap.
Originally Posted by UnospongeBob
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07-25-07 14:30 #6
Posts: 17Originally Posted by UnospongeBob
Originally Posted by UnospongeBob
Originally Posted by UnospongeBob
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07-25-07 14:14 #5
Posts: 17I stand by what I wrote and it was my opinion and an opinion only based on my six days in monterrey. I have nothing to gain or lose by posting here and now I think maybe it wasn't even worth the headache to post on the International Sex Guide. My intention is not to provoke but:
The strip clubs are "just" strip clubs, nothing spectacular. Just girls dancing and trying to swindle you out of your money, nothing new here and nothing special overall. I am not a new monger. I have been mongering since i was in the service in the early 80's and I have been to SEA, Europe, Africa and all over the Americas. I abandoned the strip clubs in Monterrey because I refuse to get fleeced by anyone anymore. Idon't know how much experience the people here have with mexican strip clubs in other mexican cities, but as a veteran salesman I have tons and can say that aside from the number of strip clubs, Monterrey is nothing out of the ordinary when compared to other Mexican venues.
The massage parlors are cheap and there was always at least one or two cuties around for me to chose. Yes, there were piggies, but there were also piggies at the strip clubs. I have very high standards and if the MP girls were good enough for me, they'd be good enough for almost anyone. I did mention that I went to other MPs besides Faraonas and Signore and Misses. These places didn't impress me and I left for greener pastures. But overall my best experiences in Monterrey were with the MP girls.
I get the feeling that Carlos doesn't even really read anybody else's posts here becasue he had no idea what I really wrote. I think he just skims the posts to look for things to correct and ways to direct people to the strip clubs. Spongebob is just gullible and follows along in attacking anybody that Carlos attacks. If they like to pay up the arse for what you can get for 1/4 the price, then that is great. Just stop trying to attack those of us who don't want to be fleeced. They may like the ego trip of being recognized by a hooker at a strip club, but I don't care about all that. I just want to have sex with a cutie and not have pay up the arse.
Again, I had no intention of contradicting anyone or attacing anyone. I was just stating my experiences. The MPs are the way to go if you want to have a good time in Monterrey. There are so many MPs that you will find a great chica and save a great deal of money in the process. For the price of one salida with a PROFESSIONAL STRIPPER, you can have 4 sessions with a cute local MP girl. And let me just say that what I saw at the Infinito and cielo was not all that much better than what I saw at the Mps.
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07-24-07 11:59 #4
Posts: 17My Visit to Monterrey
Ok, just got back from my 6 day trip to Monterrey. Overall, I was happy with my experiences there but I was disapointed with a few things.
First night: I got into Monterrey late because of flight details. I was so tired after hotel check-in, but I decided to try and salvage at least one pop for my first night. I went per recommendations on the board to El Infinito. I was a tad disaponited with the selection of chicas. Many were nice, a few were hot and many were fat and/or ugly. The bad things was that the hot ones and the decent ones had swarms of men around them and it was nearly impossible to get their attention. Many fugly ones gave me the eye, but none were even worth considering. So I spent my first night in Monterrey at a dive club trying to get some decent girl to give me some attention. One of the bartender guys brought me over a decent girl but she was distracted and only willing to sit with me for a few minutes before guzzling her drink and leaving like the wind after I hesitated in buying her another. I went back to the hotel to sleep my horniness away. Summary of my first night: Frustrating and about 300 pesos spent to be frustrated.
Second day: After doing some work stuff I went on the prowl in the early afternoon. I decided to try my luck at the massage parlors. I went to Signore on Villagomez. Inside I saw 4 girls total, 2 worth doing. I picked a short brunette names Alexa. Service was very good overall. 300 pesos for FS and 100 pesos more for BBBJCIM. Well, it was more like BBBJC on the side of mouth as she pulled away at the last minute. Still very good.
In the night I went back to Infinito to give it another try. Maybe I was just jetlagged from the night before and feeling frustrated. I had a slightly better experience, but still wasn't overly impressed with the quality of chicas. I had FS with a lovely flaquita in the privadas. 400 pesos plus 50 pesos per song . I was upset that my girl spent the first song talking to me and half of the second dancing out of hands reach. When we started the FS we were already well into the second song. Total cost of the FS in the very uncomfortable privada area: 400+ 5 songs= 650 pesos. Add in two drinks for my chica and my beer and I spent almost 900 pesos (plus the tips I was asked for from almost everybody). Still I got laid and left happy.
Afterwards, I left for the other clubs in the area. I went to Matehuela and El Cielo. I ws intrigued by Cielo as something that might be good, but I didn't have any chicas in either place. I just had a beer and went back to my hotel. Truth is I didn't find anything to my liking.
Third day: I decided to search out more massage parlors after having the good experience at Signore. I went to Faraonas (sp?) . Very impressed with one of the girls there. She was almost dangerously young but I was assured she was of age. Her name was Ana and a very cute morena with some strecth marks on her belly, but all in all very attractive. Got FS for 200. I tried to get other acts from her but she was only into basic service. Good, though.
At night I did a grand tour of the other strip clubs in Monterrey. I went to Pasarelas, Poisson, Harem and another nearby Harem that I can;t recall. I spent a short while in each and they were nice and the chicas were better than at Infinito and Cielo, but the prices were obscene and I just felt I was getting hustled. I left for the night at about 3am without getting any service from a chica.
Fourth Day: Had to work all day and didn't have time to explore.
Fifth Day. I went around back to the massage parlors Faraonas and Signore and got a FS from each over the course of 4 hours. Set me back a total of 500 pesos when the other night I had spent about 1000 pesos just going from club to club and not getting laid once.
Sixth and last full Day: With the savings from not getting fleeced again at the strip clubs, I decided to splurge and go to Misses. I was floored with just how cute all the girls were. And then I was floored by the cost. Doing the math in my head, 250 for the massage and 2000 for the girl, I would be out 2,250 for FS. I said what the heck and took my savings from not going to the strip clubs and chose a hot guera named Alejandra. Her service was great and just having that hard, young body next to me made me almost go crazy.
After a nice meal, I went back to Signore to see what was available. It was late so the selections wasn't great, but I chose a short and chubby girl with a cute face. 300 pesos for the half hour and 100 extra for a tittie fuck to orgasm.
Very late, near closing time I went back to Infinito to try for one last pop before going back to the states. I found a flaquita with a gorgeous body, but a Mr. Ed Face. After one chica drink we agreed to go back to the privadas for a BJ. She insisted on condom but we came to an arrangement. I offered her an extra 200 pesos to let me shoot near her without a condom. I have to admit I cheated a little and overshot my mark, squirting her on the cheek and earlobe. Ooops hehe. Not bad for an old man. All in all it cost me 550 with songs included.
My last day was by far my best.
Summary:
Monterrey is a pretty decent city for mongering but hardly the paradise the so many reports here would suggest. The strip clubs were just ok, about what you would expect from any strip club in a mexican city.
I think the strip club scene in Monterrey is very deceptive because on the surface the prices seem a lot cheaper, but man oh man do they try to nickel and dime you to death! At the end of the night you spend more money this way than if you went to clip joint in Mexico City. The whole sex in the privados thing is a real scam in that the meter is running all the while your girl tries to drag out the FS or BJ. At the end of the screw you end up paying more than you would pay at most other strip clubs in Mexico for comparable service. However if money is no object and you want to listen to music and watch girls,by all means go to the strip clubs. As for me, I can take them or leave them.
The real thing for Monterrey to brag about is the massage parlor scene. Good prices and good service are very available at the MPs, but you will have to wade through some ugly porkies before finding your princess. I had gone to quite a few other MPs that weren't even good enough to make me recall their names, but Signore and Faraonas provided pretty chicas who gave good service at a very good price. I know massage girls come and go, but I can't see the quality falling that badly to the point of not being worth a visit. Misses was very expensive but the girls were HOT.
I think that its a bit of a disservice to the readers here to steer everybody away from the MPs and into the strip clubs because what really makes the city a worthwhile mongering destinations is the availability of good sex at a low price at the Mps. The strip clubs are decent, but not great- I have seen better clubs at more reasonable prices in other Mexican venues. Maybe Im bitter about being nickel and dimed to death by the girls or maybe I'm still reeling from the 3000 peso for the girl and 1000 pesos for the house salida I was "offered" at Poisson. Whatever the case, to not go to the MPs in Monterrey would be a mistake when you come to visit.
I know, personally what may make me come back to Monterrey will be the massage girls and not "just another Mexican strip club."
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07-11-07 18:52 #3
Posts: 17Carlos,
I will be staying at the Best Western on Juarez. I've heard about the PDA, but for business reasons I have to stay at the Best Western. I don't think its too important because I prefer not to have salidas and take care of my business on-site. I suppose that if Iwant to order take out, there are plenty of motels de paso in the area?
as for my preferences, I prefer to go where the action is plentiful and the prices aren;t crazy so I really have no preferences- just, I stay away from street girls.
I have about 25 years experience mongering in SEA and Mexico, in Tijuana, Mexico City and a couple of other places. What differences can I expect when I get to Monterrey?
Looking forward to defrocking some of the beautiful regias next week.
Originally Posted by Carlos Perez
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07-11-07 04:58 #2
Posts: 17Hi. Now that Bob has his own thread, will there be some actual trip reports about finding hot Regias in this thread? I will be going to Monterrey next week and look forward to postig a nice, long report. And yes, all the long posts were actually discourageing me from making a post here.
Ding Dong the witch is dead?
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01-01-05 01:00 #1
Posts: 17Monterrey - Mastermind's Reports
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