2004 Monterrey Reports

[Suna]

Can you guys recommend a hotel nice clean near the airport that is girl happy. I am leaving to monterey sunday for a few days. Also what is the current rate on the action and where is my best location to go. Oh ya I will be taxi cab the trip so keep that in mind. Thanks

[Chuy Bosque]

Hi to everyone, well Im new here in the forum, but I have been reading It alot.

Well as I see so many of you are american people, I just want
to tell you that im a native mexican, I was born here in Monterrey.

I used to teach english in a school near by. So if you want some
"tour" from the table dance's (I know almost all of them) here in
Monterrey or the massage or anything special. It would be nice for me to help you. I could give you transportation, guides and stuff, well if you want:

Good service, cheap prices and a lot of fun, call me. My cell phone is
-0448180182587- see you. Bye.

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[Country John]

Carlos, I know what you mean. I got a sense that the place was a clip joint when we walked in so you are right on the money. Fortunately for DTM and I we were DETERMINED enough to blow the place off at the FIRST sign of trouble. We just went in for a brew and were prepared to waste the place. Fortunately things worked out.

Country John

[MonterreyDude]

The Imperio Bar... damn. Either Porker nor me have ever set foot on that place for no more than a visual inspection.
Last time I was there they tried to pull a fast one on me on the small change deal, not giving me the correct amount of change on the bill I gave the waiter. I reminded him that I do not drink nor a rookie.
You were damn lucky cause those girls like Lupita never last in the Imperio. On the contrary girls like Monica do.
Next time, try to avoid it..... go someplace else.
At least you have her phone number.

[Country John]

4am on thursday in monterrey and enjoying a mexican marlboro light, lupita just left my room at the plaza de arco, dan the man is doing the glam slam with fantasy in the next room (the headboard is banging the wall). but we’ll get back to that later.

i’ve decided to get a head start on my monterrey post.

dan the man (dtm) and i flew to monterrey from tj on tuesday at the last possible notice and while we had important business to do, all we talked about on the airplane was the ladies and how much money we would blow.

dc 10’s have been out of the american fleet for years. there’s hundreds of them parked up in the desert but it turns out i was sitting in row 19 on aerocalifornia’s dc 10 to monterrey with one stop in hermosillo. dc 10s are tough birds. it turns out that row 19 is directly between the fucking pratt & whitney’s at the very last row. so i was sitting between these things all the way. couldn’t even see out the window. the plane was full for the entire journey.

got to monterrey, grabbed a cab for the pda and got settled in. tried contacting alicia but there were problems with her phone. we got through but for some reason we couldn’t actually have a conversation despite repeated attempts. also did not get to hook up with carlos, the honorary mayor of monterrey. thanks for contacting me carlos, i did get your messages, we didn’t have enough time to hook up this trip.

dtm said maybe alicia is not working or not interested. i decided we would follow up with a visit to the club “good music,” her last known place of employment. no luck. turns out she is no longer employed there and her name is not alicia so rather than cry in my beer we decided to hit the streets and head back to the hotel looking for quick fix (ladies of course) but nothing except a few sws while strolling reforma caught our eye.

we made a mental note and decided we would check back later as a last resort. (not the skank hos on reforma, these ladies were on the other side of the block.)

we turned the block, ended up at a joint called at the imperial cabaret (colon no 620 esq. pino suarez) and the “plan” was to have a few beers then leave.

we stuck to the plan and dtm found fantasy (bottle blond, buxom, 5’2” and very sweet- about 25yro) and i pulled in monica de mexicali, as we were ready to leave (5’8” 150lb 28yro, hook nose, not the prettiest rose in the garden nor the sharpest knife in the drawer but man did she have a killer body, perky tits, tight as a drum but with several scars she received in a knife attack when she was a teenager).

both girls were already toasted and at 2am fantasy was off work. dtm previously bought her three drinks, had two privados and set her up to go back to the hotel. he was extremely excited and was looking forward to screwing this girl. i of course was excited for him

the imperial is an interesting joint and it’s also expensive. drinks for the girls are $100p so you have to have your game face on (which we did). the place is nothing special but it ain’t bad either, you can get clipped big time if you’re not careful. this is no place to go if you are long on green but a newbie to the mongering game. way too expensive for the quality of the place but a nice place to have a beer and watch the ladies.

there was decent selection of girls, very accommodating at the table and some were very pretty. there were several ugly ones too –something for everyone.

fantasy sat with us shortly after we arrived and we intended to just sit there, buy her a drink, enjoy a few beers and leave. dtm was giving her the big eyes and he was excited already. she and dtm had a nice time. she sat between us and we both paid a lot of attention to her. she was very cool. she would pull her massive tits out and show them to us, let us pet them, etc. three drinks later and she had dtm were in the booth for privados ($400p for three but she jerked him off as he had his way with her). he returned with grinning from ear to ear and as i was getting up to leave with him when “monica” found her way over to me and sat on me. remember, i speak no spanish.

monica is an interesting creature, fantastic in bed but a crook. more on that later. i bought monica a beer as she crawled all over me at the table. hands everywhere, very excited. after about 10 minutes of that she pulled me away from a table, through the bar next door and upstairs to another dance club stage away from the main club. she got up on the stage and started dancing, tossing her clothes to me as she stripped.

very sensual, very exotic, great tits. like i said earlier, she was not the prettiest girl in the place but she has a killer body. she was by no means ugly.

after she finished dancing she bounced back to me, put her clothes on and we sat at the bar, ordering another beer (regular price this time). she’s all moist by now and giving me the big eyes. my dick was hard and when dtm found me i told him: “i must have her in my hotel now- tell her.” he did, she agreed and the negotiations began. she wanted $1000p for a tln (it’s 2am at this point) and she also said that there was a $40.00 bar fine. dtm already had his girl changing for the trip back to the hotel.

now i promised myself that i would be prudent and not overspend (i was doing great so far) so i told her no thanks. i didn’t have enough cash to cover the barfine and $1000p for her. she then told dtm that she would pay the barfine out of her $1000p. well, what could i say. what would i say. what did i say? i said “sure.” off to the pda we went. got to the hotel and walked through with the girls without any problem whatsoever. the security guys and the girl at the reception desk smirked as we passed but in a nice way.

i’ve mentioned this before but pda is totally girl friendly. just make friends with the staff. getting them up to the room was no problem.

dtm took fantasy to his room, monica with me and it was off to the races.

sent her off to the showers right away. she scrubbed up well and then it was in the sack. we smoked a joint to sensitize the nerve endings a bit and she started with a cbj (my condom). not bad but not great. she took about 10 minutes and then mounted me. very tight pussy. she had excellent control, almost felt like a hand job but it was pussy (i checked).

we fucked nice and easy for about an hour in all common positions. finally in doggie she had total control and was milking me big time with her pussy. these latinas got good control man. american women need to learn this.

i’m holding back on the hairy edge because she was going a great job. i started my orgasm about 15 to 20 seconds before i actually came, amazing. never happened like that before. she sensed it and kept milking away because she knew i was going to pop.

i counted 6 good shots through the plumbing. i collapsed to the bed exhausted but very very satisfied. it’s about 3:30 and she said she needs her pills to go to sleep and would go home to get them then come back (sure). i gave her $50p for the taxi and kissed her goodnight.

i crawled back into bed and drifted off. 30 minutes later i have someone knocking at my door – it was monica, returning as promised. i was surprised and glad she came back because i was re-charged and ready to go.

slipped into bed again. i was again laying back relaxing with the lights off, she slipped in wearing her tshirt, bra and panties. i figured i’ve have fun peeling those off with my teeth shortly.

as i lay there i noticed two things: first she was resting her head on the head board, not fully laid out in bed. second she brought a briefcase type bag with her with only a bottle of (prescribed) medication inside. while she was laying in bed and even though it was dark i could see her blinking her eyes. what was she looking at? what was she thinking? i decided to snort like i was going to sleep but before i did that i made her take the rest of her clothes off. the deal was “sin ropa.” i would be glad i took that step.

as i lay in bed drifting, she slowly left the bed to go to the toilet. i awoke and watched as she passed by the bottom of the bed, the dresser and then into the bathroom.

an interesting thing happened as she went to the bathroom: my wallet was on the dresser next to the tv and it went from being there to not being there as she walked by. don’t ask me why i watched her go the bathroom, i just did. when i noticed that i sat up in the bed making sure she heard me and snapped on the light, she immediately came out of the bathroom and tried to replace my wallet without me seeing it. also she had no idea how to turn on the bathroom light at pda.

anyway, i busted her big time and she started crying and hugging me telling me she was sorry and how embarrassed she was etc. (we did some communicating on my laptop). my first impulse was to throw her ass out but after thinking it over, it was me who left my wallet out in plain sight, a temptation too great to ignore so after a bit of back and forth i decided to forgive her.

i made her go to the bathroom while i secured the rest of my stuff then called her back into bed. she said she needed more rent money. i told her that if she had asked me, i probably would have helped her out. now we have to see how things go.

i’m glad i made her undress fully. if i had not done that she would only need to slip her jeans and shoes on for a speedy exit. so guys, hide the clothes when you tln away from home. if they rip you off they can’t leave without being dressed unless they want to wear your clothes. either way they should wake you up.

well, “things” went pretty well. back in the sack she showed her appreciation by sucking me back to hardness and then pumping until i could take no more. the 2pop came and i was done.

remember the briefcase like bag she brought back? well, i noticed that my notebook would fit perfectly inside it. why else would it already be empty? so i pushed the case under the second bed so far that she would never reach it or get it without waking me up just to make sure she was going to sleep with me and not rip me off or try to again.

we lay in bed and hugged for the rest of the night. i was hoping for a 3pop before breakfast but my dick was so sore there would be no way so at about 1030am she got dressed and left but not before giving me her contact number so she could come by the hotel and “make up to me” for her mistake.

she asked about the “more rent money” and i told her that if she came by the next night i would see what i could do. the plan was for me to call her at 5pm and set up the session at the hotel. i had already decided that i would handle things a bit differently with her if we hooked up again.

next day, dantheman and i looked like the walking dead with a few heavy-duty business meetings scheduled, and some serious fuck time plans for afterward.

dtm told me i was crazy for not throwing the girl out. maybe he was right. she sure fucked like a champ though and after securing my belongings and “forgiving” her it seemed like she would be ok and it turned out that way. obviously she was desperate for money but the message to her was that there are two ways to go about it. steal it or earn it. stealing it didn’t work out so she earned it. what remained to be seen was if she would earn it again.

thank god for visine. that shit cleared our eyes up and some of that monterrey coffee has a way of clearing the cobwebs. dtm and i had very successful meetings in monterrey, the last one ended at about 7:30pm. i tried calling monica at 5pm but the number was bogus. ok. move on, so back to the hotel and armed with a new strategy we would hit the same club again. we took a short nap because we were without sleep for much longer than either of us could stand. dtm was getting sick, i was feeling a cold coming on so time to recharge a bit.

at about 11:30 we hooked back up and planned our assault on the same club. this time, the strategy was to find something we liked who would off at 2am, buy them a drink, feel them up real good and then make a deal for the hotel later. the idea being that if they will go, then we don’t have to sit there putting up with the club bullshit until they were off. an excellent idea.

dtm hooked up with the same girl from the previous session. we bought her another drink and dtm worked the deal on her. he turned to me and gave me the nod. she showed me a selection of girls who would be off at 2am. she said any one of them would go. there were several chicas that i could have taken but one in particular caught my eye. she was sitting with a guy who didn’t seem to pay attention to her, that’s what caught my eye in the club: here is this real pretty girl being frisky and the guy is not responding at all.

her name was lupita (real name), a 5’6” beauty from monterrey, 26 yro, brown over brown, and a sensational body with a 10 attitude. i waved at her and motioned her to come over to the table. she finished her drink, said adios to the brain dead guy she was with and came over. as soon as she arrived she started in with a lap dance at the table. i had a hard on 30 seconds after she got there and she started rubbing my dick real good and was smiled at me – real good like, making those big eyes and lots of kissing. i bought her a “drink” which turned out to be a non alcoholic juice (the most expensive glass of juice i ever bought) and then i started to fondle her fabulous titties (b cup). i was taken by her smooth skin and supple legs.

lupita is one of those girls that has creamy thighs and skin that is perfectly stretched over her thin frame, not a stretch mark anywhere, a few very cool tats and not a scar or mark anywhere. a nice tight bod and a firm butt. well proportioned. i like it when they stand and their thighs don’t touch together all the way up to the water line. dtm on the other hand likes ‘em hearty, being somewhat hearty himself.

she would stand up and dance at the table and laugh and carry on, a real fun chica. she behaved like a girlfriend at the table, very playful and funny.

lupita was more than i experienced from a bar girl before (except my encounter in guadalajara – jeez, don’t get me started on that). she would dance, then turn towards me, bury my face in her belly then pull her shorts out to show me her shaved pussy and then plunk back down on my lap. all this took place within 5 minutes of her sitting down at the table. she did this several times. it was great man. lots of fun.

excellent first impression i thought as i looked at dtm and nodded my approval. through his girl, we negotiated for a session at the hotel for 2 hours at $300p per hour. she wanted $500p but dtm and i agreed that we would keep our dicks in our pants if the peso situation got out of control at a club –tough to do when your dick is tapping your fucking chin. better to cut your losses and get back to the hotel and order in.

lupita said sex yes but drugs no. she did not want alcohol or drugs. i agreed and thought how lovely it would be to smoke my other joint before she arrived, then have a delightful session with this frisky creature.

we made the deal with the girls, they would show up at the hotel at 3am sharp, dtm and i left the bar without buying anything else and headed back to the hotel, we got there at 1am so we made quick work of it. very efficient use of our time and not expensive. we though we were pretty smart fuckers and complimented each other as we trekked back to the hotel, a mere block away.

when we arrived back at the hotel we talked to the security guy and the front desk guy that we had some ladies showing up and to make sure they got to the room. again, smiling quietly to themselves they graciously agreed. note that there was no tipping at all during all of this, the guards are good guys and know the game. dtm and i were using the computer in the lobby for business and since we were in suits and ties, the staff knew we were there for more than mongering. we also saw our share of mongering traffic, we didn’t get to meet anyone but if you were there you saw us too.

back in our rooms, we hit the sack, we decided that we should take another short nap. i set my clock for 2:45. i would have a quick shower, smoke my joint and be ready for lupita at 3am. i would use some of my mongering potion, and be squeaky clean for my lupita. i remembered how enthusiastic she was at the club. i also remembered those perky firm titties and that tight butt. i was getting an erection again just thinking about it. i was going to show her a good time too.

dtm had a joint also but doesn’t like to smoke before he fucks. not sure why he doesn’t enjoy it more after smoking, he said the pot helps him sleep so the deal was if the girls no showed, he’d come over and we would order in, re-group after the sessions, smoke the joint and then crash. but i wanted lupita.

my right eye was strained after 15 minutes of peeping through the door like a fucking fool waiting for the girls to walk down the hall toward our room at 3am sharp. maybe because i was so fucking stoned i didn’t realize that all that timed had passed.

when i snapped back to my pot induced reality and realized that the girls were late and might not show up i decided to smoke a cigarette and catch the bbc news. apparently cat stevens (yssuf islam) was denied entry in to the usa because he is on the fbi watch list. how fucking juvenile. another embarrassment for the us. jeez. i’m probably the biggest cat stevens fan you will ever meet. i was trying to understand what the hell was up with that when there came a firm knock on my door.

dtm was ready to order in i thought because by now it was 3:20am, the girls had not arrived and we were determined to pop before leaving monterrey at 12:30pm.

the last time we ordered in at pda i was very happy with the service. it was $600p for one hour but the girl was good and i had no objection to doing it again especially after several hours of badly needed sleep i felt recharged and ready to go. i was still very stoned and in an excellent mood. dtm is a funny guy so i figured we could have a laugh while we ordered in. i also thought about the guards and how they would laugh their asses off because now we were ordering in after talking the big talk downstairs about the babes who would surely be there at 3am sharp.

i bounced to the door to let him in and get that deal going. thinking that if the girls got there by 4am, we could pop, grab some sleep and be conscious for the plane ride back. i took advantage of the spare time to do some pre-packing. i carry a lot of stuff when i travel.

lupita looked very different standing in my doorway at 3:20am than she did at the club, actually better somehow.

the civilian clothes tightly hugged her body and she looked as bright and chipper as she did when i last saw her. big smile, giggles, and those titties jeez, she actually showed up and i was thrilled. dtm was extremely happy as well. turns out he would ride his lady well into the morning in a blaze of glory and that fucking headboard would mean that we would all bear witness to their stamina and enthusiasm.

lupita entered my room and immediately took her top off and embraced me, kissing my lips and my neck. she loved my cologne. she nibbled on my ear and sat me on the bed as she unbuttoned my shirt. she giggled as she ran her hand over my nipples and kissed my neck.

i began stroking her breasts and her abdomen. we lay back on the bed after removing my shirt and her bra. her tits are great. even laying flat on the bed they stood up and were natural, firm and very inviting. not being one to turn down an invitation like that i proceeded to suck on them gently. i ran the tip of my tongue over the very tip of her nipples and watched as they grew – very nice.

i removed her pants, shoes, socks and panties and she removed mine with no wasted time or moves. we lay back on the bed and as we were getting very serious about the future she pulled back and said “shower.” off she went for a 3-minute shower. nice.

when she returned to the bed she was still dripping wet and had goose bumps over her entire body. shivering from the cold (i keep my room crispy cool) i pulled down the covers and she slipped in, pulling me in with her. as we embraced i could feel the goose bumps that covered her and those titties, her nipples were sharp and hard. i was ready. so was she.

we started by kissing and feeling each other up big time. she stroked my already rock hard penis and caressed my balls, i ran my hand along the inside of her creamy thighs and fingered her shaved pussy that was somewhat moist. my first thought was to correct that so i decided to daty.

she was surprised and anxious because she could tell from our foreplay that she was in for a good session. this went on for almost 20 minutes and i counted 3 pops and one squirt. a sweet tasting oily excretion is the signature of a solid orgasm. i watched her face as i was eating her pussy. she was in another world. eyes closed and a big smile. she tugged at her nipples as she was cumming.

my tongue covered every inch of her body. running from her knee up her inner thigh to her pussy is what really got her squirming like a worm on a hot sidewalk. she was smooth and supple. her body was very tight and her skin was soft and creamy, the best meal i’ve ever had in monterrey.

she tugged on my ears to come up topside and mount. i left her pussy very very wet and i could tell her pussy was pulsing. she wanted some hot cock and she wanted it now.

when i reached her eye level, i placed my penis at the entrance of her wet pussy. she pulled back again. i thought “not another fucking shower!” lupita looked me in the eye and said “condom?”

fortunately for me, i had dtm pick up condoms the night before because we didn’t want to take a chance on the girls not bringing any. dan got them because he knows better than to go with me to buy condoms. he won’t even enter a pharmacy with me. you see, if he makes that mistake i do my gay routine with him in the store and it embarrasses the shit out of him. last time we were in monterrey and after i bought condoms i threw my arms around him in the store and walked him outside. he was a bright red by the time he got to the sidewalk. very funny. lesson learned.

besides, some of those condoms in mexico are terrible. makes you feel like you’re fucking a cardboard box. dtm came back with the trojan specials. i had only one left.

i reached for the condom and handed the unopened package to lupita so she would now it was new.

lupita started a bbbj and after about 5 minutes she opened the condom, and unrolled it onto my penis and continued to cbj me. putting one foot up on the bed and kneeling over me she placed the head of my penis on her pussy and gently lowered herself down on me. she rocked back and forth to get mr. happy as deep as he would go and with her eyes closed moaned and shivered. it was a delight to behold.

then she increased the stroke and worked me for about 15 minutes. she tired quickly so i turned her over for a bit of mish. she extended her arms over her head, pushing on the headboard, spreading her legs under me and tensing up as i penetrated has and began long easy strokes. her pussy was tight and i could feel her gripping me as i stroked her. she seemed to be liking it a lot. again, about 10 minutes or so went by then we switched to doggie.

some girls are good at doggie, some are not. some like to rock and pound away at you when your doing them from behind. lupita pulled a pillow out and put her head down on it, arched her back and rocked up and down, changing the direction of my thrusts in her vagina. i noticed her reach down and finger her clit and shortly after she started this she popped again. what a babe.

switching positions again back to mish i decided that now is the time to get serious about popping. i was enjoying the sex with this girl a lot but i sensed she was getting tired. i need at least an hour for a good session and we were now at about an hour and fifteen minutes.

back on top, i suspended myself over her so that all i could feel were her nipples on mine and her bellie against mine. she rocked her pelvis up and down as i stroked deep and then out, just pushing the head of my penis past her pussy.

she moaned like a pro. she pushed me over and got back on top and continued to long stroke me while grippng firmly. i began to feel the tremble from within and the pipes were starting to tingle.

the fluid from my vas deferens, the prostate, the ampulla, and the seminal vesicles (and even more tiny glands) were being propelled into my internal urethra by contractions of the groin muscles. increases in pressure in my urethra cause my semen to be propelled to the exterior, i felt it coming down the pipes and i filled the condom proudly. i wish it had been bareback. she would have enjoyed it too. by that time we were both sweating and anyone who knows me knows how much i love the smell and the taste of a clean latina’s sweat.

the afterglow was delightful, her laying next to me, eyes closed and her lips smiling slightly. she had an angelic glow as i kissed her cheeks and embraced her with full skin contact under the sheets.

if lupita was a pro, she was a good one. that’s for sure. even though i am still stuck in the middle of my guadalajara experience (jeeze) i can’t say i’ve had a better gfe anywhere except in my own bed.

with about 10 minutes left to go in my 2 hour allotted time, she opened her eyes and in spanish told me she had to go to be with her babies. i didn’t understand the words but i understood the meaning through her gestures. i embraced her again and she did the same. i helped her out of the bed and helped her dress, we paused several times to embrace and kiss.

when she kissed me she would pull back, look at me in the eye and then kiss me again. a real warm chica, very gfe.

she wrote her number on my pda and gestured to ask when i would be back in monterrey. i showed her my calendar and said maybe 30 days. she grabbed by biceps and looked me in the eyes, she started into a spanish stream that i couldn’t understand. i booted up my trusted note book and had her type what she was trying to say. she told me that i must contact her again in monterrey. she enjoyed her time and was very sorry she had to go. next time she will arrange to spend the night. i told her i would like to take her to dinner and have a nice evening with her and she was very enthusiastic about that.

all in all, a perfect 2 hour gfe with a monterrey chica who was very pretty (8) and a perfect attitude (11) and a great body (9). a repeat to be sure. now i miss monterrey almost as much as guadalajara. what am i to do?

as she was leaving i wanted to walk her to the curb and make sure she got into a cab. she indicated that it was not necessary and that i can return to sleep. i watched her walk down the hallway toward the elevator. she took five steps, turned around, came back to me and gave me a long tight embrace and several kisses before turning and walking away. my cost, $600p. beat that.

back to sleep i went and what a fucking sleep. dtm and i got up at 10:30am, checked out of pda and headed towards the airport.

a great session stays with you and even though lupita was probably the best pro i’ve ever had i sensed that she was a sweet girl and one that i would like to see again socially. dtm and i made the flight that stopped over in hermosillo. you wouldn’t believe the babes that got on the flight to tj. i was drooling at baggage claim. dtm says that if i liked monterrey, i would love hermosillo. well, hermosillo, here we come.

by the way, the flight from tj return to monterrey was $299.00. just don’t take a seat past row 1 if you can avoid it. no problems with the flight, but those dc 10s can be noisy.

monterrey has proven to be a place where country john and dtm can monger and achieve excellent results. the place improves every time we visit and the experiences have been fantastic. next time we will employ our strategy and also check out some civilian locations in old town. it keeps getting better.

thanks again carlos, i’m sorry we didn’t hook up. next time in monterrey will be something i will be looking forward to. in the meantime, it’s tj next week then off to honolulu again on the 29th for a week or so. i’m going to have dtm call lupita today and tell her that she was probably the best gfe i’ve ever had.

it happened in monterrey. . . .in old mexico. . . .star, guitars and precious lips as sweet as wine. . . i left her and i threw away the keys to pariadise, my indiscreet heart longs for the sweetheart that i left. . .in old. . . .monterrey. . . . .

be safe and be nice
country john

[Country John]

Carlos, At PDA now. Replied to your PM. Dan and I will be out trolling soon for a late nite snack. Hope to catch you while we are in town.

Uno. . .will try to get by to check out your fav. We got tonight and tomorrow night to make the rounds. Sorry we will not hook up man. I was looking forward. Maybe next time.

Monterrey is warm and humid - they tell me it's the rainy season.

Country John

[Jinxx]

Matehuala now has at least one privado booth with a sofa instead of the standard metal chair. For those who know the Matehuala, this is a major impromement.

[MonterreyDude]

CJ: I sent you a PM. Check it out......

[Member #3453]

Hola Country John,

Sorry I will miss you...

Hey, if you get over to Azul Tequilla on Madero, which is the place across the street and up the road a little from Pasarellas, and you actually spot my favorita, tell her I will be coming back to see her again Saturday night, September 25. If you tell her that "Ay Chihuahua" sent you, she will know it is for real.

I will catch you sometime on the rebound...Above all, have a great time!

[Country John]

Uno

Hey man, I have to split to Honolulu on the 29th and I'm booked from TJ to Monterrey tomorrow (21st) thru Thursday. Looks like I'm gonna just miss you. (I'll alert the authorities that you are on the way though!)

Carlos, if you're around I'll check for PM's at PDA, it would be great to have a beer with you again my friend.

The stealth entrance I was refrerring to is the doorway leading to the back stairs. It's about 30' beyond the front entrance and can be opened only from the inside.

I had a SW good to go last trip but knew she wouldn't get past the front deak so I had her wait on the street while I went down the back stairs and opened the door. No problems getting her to the room, just a short jump up the stairs.

I realized later that there would be no problem bringing girls to the room so it made it a moot issue.

I am trying to call Alicia for a TLN. She'll be all I need man.

Good luck searching out your fav. Let us know how you do and also let us know about the hotel.

Hopefully we'll get a chance to hook up soon. Be safe.

Carlos, is Dulce still around?

Be Safe and Be Nice
Country John

[MonterreyDude]

Gringo Wadero... yes, the Matehuala is sort of an urban leyend here in Monterrey, but as you have seen it is totally harmless stuff (yeah, right!!!).
And yes, many are afraid to go!!!
Come again and this time, please go to the other clubs. I know the Matehuala is kind of adictive, but check the other clubs on Madero Ave....

[Frank Lucas]

Hey guys,

Looks like we are all headed to Monterrey very soon. I wil be there October 8-10. Will probably stay at the PDA as it is convienent and has a gararge, cause I am driving in from Houston and will need parking for my car.

Maybe oneday we will all get a chance to meet up over there.

Country John,

Do tell of this back entrance to PDA as I too no of the side gararge entrance, is there another.

[Gringo Wadero]

Carlos has twisted my arm and I've never even met him. Like before my August trip when he dared me to visit "all the clubs on Madero Ave." OK so I changed that statement around a little. I failed that dare. But I did make it to old faithful Matehuala 3 times in 4 nights.

The first night was Monday. I had arranged to go out with my Mexican friends later in the week but I just couldn't wait two more days. Besides, I'd had a bad work day and I had no intention of sitting around the Holiday Inn discussing it over $30 beers. So, armed only with Carlos' map plus one from the hotel's web sight, I walked out into the heat and waited along Ave. Universidad maybe 5 seconds for a taxi. I showed him the maps, pointed to the spot, and said the bar's name. Off we went. He'd didn't try to get me to go somewhere else. He did pull over and milk the clock while pretending to study the map. The funny part was that he stopped right across from the bus station which is shown on Carlos' map. Even I knew where we were at that point. The meter only ran 4 or 5 extra Pesos. No big deal. Three minutes later I was in the bar and finding a seat.

Now all of the local guys and other regulars may laugh, but for me taking this little trip without local support was a worthy accomplishment. I invited a number of other gringo friends including a 400 pounder and none of 'em would touch it with a ten foot pole. Actually, Matehuala was a good choice because everything is pay-as-you-go. No hassles over extra charges or questionable tabs. Very convenient.

Obviously I don't speak a bit of Spanish, but I'm resourceful and I got along fine. I ordered a bucket of Sols by showing ten fingers and then gesturing that I wanted the larger of the two available sizes. Silly yes, but still beats staying home. The beer is $160 so I gave the waiter $160 plus a $20 tip as soon as he came back rather than sitting there waiting for him to try and charge me $250 or whatever. Getting privados is even easier. Get the girl's attention and then just sort of give a little nod towards the stairway. Have a $50 bill ready for the guy at the top of the stairs and you're set. No words required.

In my previous post I complained about the presentation time being too long. I now see the value. Sometimes its the only way to find the girls you're interested in. Carlos mentioned that some girls get paid more (by the bar) for this time than others. I think I see what he means. The girls I approached were middle of the road and were eager to come off the stage to do a privado or three. Later, on Wednesday one of my coworkers got rejected by one of the top girls during the presentation time. He's 26 and has never been laid. Now we kid him by saying he couldn't even get laid at Matehuala.

As I said I went back Wednesday and Thursday nights with my local coworker friends. I would have liked to check out Harem or Pasarelas but I knew the other guys all preferred Matehuala and that was fine by me anyhow. It was pretty much more of the same. Too many girls and too much beer. If only I didn't have to get up so early to go work. Carlos, I tried to E-mail you while I was down there but I messed up your address and didn't realize it until I got back home. I may be back in early November for 4 nights. If not then maybe I'll come down for a short vacation over the winter some time.

[Member #3453]

Hey Country John,

Nice to hear from you again my friend. I will be lookiing for Cindy, but Carlos told me that she only works some weekends. She must have a novio or an esposo taking care of her. On the other hand, maybe she just makes a lot of money on the weekends and doesn't have to work so hard any more.

She is sometimes hard to find because she gets into a lot of trouble wherever she works. She is no longer working over at Pasarellas. She is so good looking that she has problems with the other girls, and she has to move all around to different clubs to avoid problems with her co-workers.

She can have a really hot temper, and she drinks too much. Plus, she is so hot, she is constantly busy with guys buying her drinks all night long, and the other girls get really jealous. I know last time I saw her, she told me about a fight she was having with one of the girls in Pasarellas, and apparently the cops had to be called. She said she had to flee the scene before they arrived.

But, wow, she is all girl, and she is so addictive for me that it sometimes scares me. She still holds the title. She IS the best I have ever had anywhere, including Costa Rica, Colombia, and Thailand.

And...

Oh, no problem over a PDA, they are great people. I can bring any girl I want to in there and they roll out the red carpet like I owned the place. The guy that works the night desk is a great guy, and yes, he will make arrangements to find you some company. I have never used him because I have always done my own scouting, but it sounds like he provided some good company for you last time you were in Monterrey. I know about the side entrance there in the parking garage. Where is the back entrance you're referring to?

I like PDA, but I may stay over at the Best Western on this trip. It is a couple of blocks from PDA, down at Madero and Galeana. They have a weight room to work out, and I may need to stay in a chain hotel for business appearances on this trip. It's a long story and I can't go into details here, but suffice it to say that it has to do with appearances, and needing to be located in a US based hotel chain.

But, on the downside, Best Western is probably a little less chica friendly. I was able to bring girls to my room, but when I pushed the envelope, three girls in 12 hours, they started to get a little pissy about it.

I know what you are thinking, three girls in twelve hours "IS" a little much, but the logistics and plans that were made with various girls throughout the course of a couple of days, all came together within a 12 hour period, and I was entertaining constantly after that.

You know how sometimes you get stood up, which is especially a problem in Monterrey for some reason (I never have this problem in Costa Rica, Colombia or Thailand), and so you have to double book with the girls to make sure you have your dance card filled?

Well, when you double book the girls, it can all come together, and if it does, look out!!!!!!!!!! You can count on having to juggle them. It's like one of those old television episodes of Love American Style, where the guys are bringing girls in the front door and hussling others out the back door.

The only reason I wanted to check out the other hotel is strictly price. I think the rooms over at 5th Avenida are probably a little simpler than PDA, and not nearly as nice as Best Western. But, the hotel cost is about $20 a night less. I still have to varify that the rate is significantly less for two guests. I will let you know if I check it out on this trip.

[Country John]

Uno, I saw the place too, let me know about the girl friendliness.

I must say that I've had no trouble at PDArco, in fact they even arranged for some room "service" once so unless you are persona non grata at PDA there's no reason to look elsewhere (except for price). (Or unless you are in trouble with the help, like Carlos.)

I found a back way into the place anyway in case you're there and have a problem getting a chica to the room but again, You're good to go at PDArco, just interview the security guys.

I believe you are a vet in the Monterrey scene anyway so you probably already have this under control. Gonna see your fav?

Country John