2006 Monterrey Reports

[MonterreyDude]

If you are willing to pay those prices at misses, you should try checking out the Casablanca and Divain *****houses (am not sure if you already did Prokofiev).... more relaxed and about the same price as Misses and not as rushed as the latter.

And have in mind at MPs that there is always a starting price that includes just the room and a quickie... you start upping the ante with the girl to get extras, like a better deal, bbbj, daty, etc.
And providers... rotation at MPs is so big... for example, am not sure when you get back, if you'll find most of the girls you saw at Misses again.
Of course there is always a loyal crew, but think of it as a minimum amount of girls doing that...

Money 69,

Since you have been to both Romanos and Misses several times, can you give us more details? How much do you pay? What are the services and who are your favorite providers? I wrote up each place based on a brief visit, but didn't stay at either and I wasn't positive I understood the prices correctly. The bedroom I saw at Misses was quite nice. I didn't see any of the rooms at Romanos.

Is the 400p 30min and 800p /hr the going rate at Romanos? Is 2000p the going rate at Misses? Can you bargain down? Obviously you must think that the talent at both is worth the extra money . . .

Thanks, -P

[Prokofiev]

Money 69,

Since you have been to both Romanos and Misses several times, can you give us more details? How much do you pay? What are the services and who are your favorite providers? I wrote up each place based on a brief visit, but didn't stay at either and I wasn't positive I understood the prices correctly. The bedroom I saw at Misses was quite nice. I didn't see any of the rooms at Romanos.

Is the 400p 30min and 800p /hr the going rate at Romanos? Is 2000p the going rate at Misses? Can you bargain down? Obviously you must think that the talent at both is worth the extra money . . .

Thanks, -P

[MonterreyDude]

You should have visited the Infinito, used to be the small brother of the Matehuala, now it overwhelm's it completly.
If you think you saw beatiful girls at the Matehuala, you are going to lose your jaw when it falls off at the Infinito.
Same deal, same setup but action is faster there cause the girls are always on demand.
The Infinito is 4 blocks away from the Matehuala in the middle of the Villagran St. clubs and to one side of another smaller club of the same owners called the Givenchy.
Next time you are here you should check them up....

Hi Everybody!

Long time lurker and first time poster.

I am a recent American relo to Monterrey and am just getting the nerve up to explore the scene. Thank you Prokofiev for your excellent reports. Your report on the "other things to do in Monterrey" is bang on. I have done most of those things with the family.

Of course, I don't want to talk about my family right now

I have just a couple of brief things to report. First of all, today, I took my first trip to Matehuala's. Just stayed a short while on my way back from work. Let me tell you, this place is fantastic. The women were beautiful and the atmosphere is very laid back. This place is certainly "working class, " but I felt very comfortable the whole time. I couldn't beleive how many beautiful women were there. And this was at 4 in the afternoon on a thursday! I am just learning Spanish and had no problems at all. I got privadas from two different hotties and it was fantastic. Didn't take advantage of the full menu ( a little nervous my first time) but let me tell you, if you are accustomed to the strip clubs in Dallas, or any US city, this place will blow your mind. You can get whatever you want from absolutely beautiful women for next to nothing. I can't wait to go back

As for the Massages. I have been to Faraona's II ( http://las-faraonas.com )three times (semi-conveniently located for me) and it was great for the money. I have seen posts from people saying they don't like the massage parlors here because the atmosphere tends to be impersonal. Well, impersonal is fine with me somtimes. If I just want a quickie, the massage parlors in Monterrey are perfect!

The cover is n$180 for a half hour. For an extra N$200, you get bbbj and multiple positions. My first chica was Alejandra. not much to look at, but the best blow job I ever had. Unbeleivable deep throat. I found out later that her stomach is kind of fucked up from babies and she wears a little skirt to hide it. Still , the blow job was truly exceptional. The next time, I had Marlene. A tall, curvy blonde. I found her quite attractive, but I like 'em with a little meat on 'em. Again, a world class blow job and very energetic sex. She was quite personable and friendly as well. The third time was with this super hot little chica from Chipas. Must have been 18 and a super tight body. BJ was pretty good, but very nice sex and she even through in an enthusiastic fake orgasm. (I know its fake, but I still like it. Nice courtesy)

That's all so far, poco a poco, I plan to check out more and will report.

This is a great board. Thank you very much to all you who have submitted your excellent posts.

Party on!

[Big Tex]

Hi Everybody!

Long time lurker and first time poster.

I am a recent American relo to Monterrey and am just getting the nerve up to explore the scene. Thank you Prokofiev for your excellent reports. Your report on the "other things to do in Monterrey" is bang on. I have done most of those things with the family.

Of course, I don't want to talk about my family right now

I have just a couple of brief things to report. First of all, today, I took my first trip to Matehuala's. Just stayed a short while on my way back from work. Let me tell you, this place is fantastic. The women were beautiful and the atmosphere is very laid back. This place is certainly "working class, " but I felt very comfortable the whole time. I couldn't beleive how many beautiful women were there. And this was at 4 in the afternoon on a thursday! I am just learning Spanish and had no problems at all. I got privadas from two different hotties and it was fantastic. Didn't take advantage of the full menu ( a little nervous my first time) but let me tell you, if you are accustomed to the strip clubs in Dallas, or any US city, this place will blow your mind. You can get whatever you want from absolutely beautiful women for next to nothing. I can't wait to go back

As for the Massages. I have been to Faraona's II ( http://las-faraonas.com )three times (semi-conveniently located for me) and it was great for the money. I have seen posts from people saying they don't like the massage parlors here because the atmosphere tends to be impersonal. Well, impersonal is fine with me somtimes. If I just want a quickie, the massage parlors in Monterrey are perfect!

The cover is n$180 for a half hour. For an extra N$200, you get bbbj and multiple positions. My first chica was Alejandra. not much to look at, but the best blow job I ever had. Unbeleivable deep throat. I found out later that her stomach is kind of fucked up from babies and she wears a little skirt to hide it. Still , the blow job was truly exceptional. The next time, I had Marlene. A tall, curvy blonde. I found her quite attractive, but I like 'em with a little meat on 'em. Again, a world class blow job and very energetic sex. She was quite personable and friendly as well. The third time was with this super hot little chica from Chipas. Must have been 18 and a super tight body. BJ was pretty good, but very nice sex and she even through in an enthusiastic fake orgasm. (I know its fake, but I still like it. Nice courtesy)

That's all so far, poco a poco, I plan to check out more and will report.

This is a great board. Thank you very much to all you who have submitted your excellent posts.

Party on!

[Money 69]

Theres been some talk on the list about Missex and Romano's, I have spent plenty of time at both of them, my advice to you is to goto Romano's, they have the same girls most of the time and rotate them between two places. I have been many times to romanos close to closing time and most of the time the best girls from there will go directly over to Missex for the night shift.

[Prokofiev]

I know most of you just want to hear about (and see) the chicas. But man cannot live by pussy alone (Shakespeare??) so here are my personal opinions about various things to do and see in Monterrey. If you are coming as a tourist, you may find this useful . . . or not.

Las Grutas de Garcia

This cave located about 50 minutes outside the city is a world-class attraction. Located inside a mountain, you have to go up on a new Swiss mountain cable car just to reach the entrance. The area actually reminds me of the Alps a bit and the cave itself is spectacular. Probably the 2nd best cave I have seen (Carlsbad Caverns #1) and I have seen quite a few. This would be a great weekend chica trip. Take her and a kid or 2 and she will be quite grateful. This is about a 3-hour total experience and cab fare should be no more than 500 pesos including waiting time. I was surprised how cool this excursion is. An absolute must for nature lovers. I didn’t make it to Cola de Caballo waterfall which is supposedly another beautiful spot.

MARCO Museum

This is a relatively new museum of contemporary art. Very interesting building and architecture. Rotating contemporary/modern art exhibits, but Contemporary Mexican tends to be a bit more figurative than most. I liked it. About 2 hours.

Museum of Mexican History

Another new looking museum with interesting architecture. Good overview of Mexican history along with some stuffed animal exhibits showing local fauna. The building is huge, but there is a lot of wasted space. Still a very nicely done museum. Takes 1-2 hours.

Metropolitan Museum

Inside a historic building, there is much less to see here. Rotating exhibits upstairs and a same history section downstairs. But it’s free and worth a look. 30 min to 1 hour.

Glass Museum

History of glass making @Zaragoza and MagallanesTreviño. This little museum is not that interesting in itself, but is located inside of a working factory. The factory is a walled city within a city and consists of 15-20 buildings. They let you wander around the grounds and it seems like you are back in 1930’s industrial America. Very near the clubs on Colon/Madero. Worth 30 minutes to an hour.

El Obispado - Nuevo Leon Regional Museum

Historical artifacts from Monterrey in an old building. Great 360 view of the city from the giant flag. Worth it just for the view. Free. Make sure and take a cab to the top and then walk down. A very steep hike up, but you really should go here just to see the panoramic view of the city. Highly recommended.

Or of course, you could just spend 12 hours a day at Matehuala . . .

Cheers, Prokofiev

[MonterreyDude]

Prokofiev... glad you enjoyed your trip to Monterrey.... see you around.

My final thoughts are about as deep as Jerry Springers, but . . .

Monterrey is one of the best, if not THE best chica destinations in Mexico. So many clubs and esteticas in a relatively small area. Something for everyone and at prices that make you shake your head.

As far as the strip clubs go, I could find no correlation between price and quality. Matehuala was both the cheapest and had the most attractive girls. High end clubs like Prestige had much higher prices (100 peso cover) but girls no more attractive. Maybe less. You can do a club for $2 to $3 US per drink. No tipping. Touching free - if you can reach her! This makes it very attractive for the working class Mexican guy to kill an hour or two with some beers. Downside is it can be crowded, with very loud music and very low light levels on the stages. I had to leave Matehuala on Thursday nite because the music level was giving me a headache. Privados are 50p per song (3-4 min) at virtually all the clubs. Often there are 3 privados for 100p deals. The privado areas are very dark and have lots of Kleenex on the floor! No easy wash up. And not very comfortable for anything but a lap dance. Usually in a large open area, but that is not much of a problem since they are too dark to see the other couples screwing.

The esteticas are cheaper and more comfortable with a wider range of quality - mostly to the downside. A half hour doesn't sound like enough time, but the clock doesn't start until the service begins and there is no "massage" involved so it can be a pure 30 min of sex. Often located near clubs, you can go and watch the strippers first and then spend $10-$20 US for full service at a MP for a very inexpensive night out. But if you are picky, you will have to visit several places to find an acceptable chica.

I didn't take out any girls for a salida. If price is no object this could be your best option. But with a few drinks and a couple privados and then $1350 pesos plus cabfare you are looking at $125-$175 US. And seeing several reports of poor service, I would always take a privado with the girl first. Some will not leave. Others have only done it several times.

BTW, there is a website for Misses that has lots of data on their girls and pictures of the rooms. Check it out. Expensive place, but I saw some nice talent there.

www.misses.com.mx

As others have reported, I felt 100% safe in Monterrey. No problems at all, day or night. But the most dangerous thing is the traffic! Some streets are nearly impossible to cross on foot. And I have been hit twice in the last 5 years as a pedestrian . . . both times on the sidewalk!! Con cuidado!

Finally, thanks to Carlos for hotel info and his maps. All great info and of tremendous value for the first timer. This board is lucky to have him . . .

Good luck to Firebird on his upcoming trip . . .

Hasta muy pronto, - Prokofiev

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