Lady Marmalade Parties

[Admin]

The proprietors of the Lady Marmalade Parties have advised me that they have closed their operation.

Accordingly, I have closed this thread.

[Zuluzinho]

So LMP is now the Phoenix Club? Or am I mistaken? Emma or Moss, could you clear things up for us, please? Thank you.

One has to be a member to addend a party. So I emailed them to join ThePhoenixClub and received a response by Moss. So that is Moss who emailed me back, I can make the conclusion LMP is now ThePhoenixClub.

Cheers

[Max #01]

So LMP is now the Phoenix Club? Or am I mistaken? Emma or Moss, could you clear things up for us, please? Thank you.

Glad to hear they are back. I recognized a couple of the girls from the night I went to a party. Regardless of the number of girls per party, this is far better than anything on my side of the Atlantic.

[Rohan Cid]

So LMP is now the Phoenix Club? Or am I mistaken? Emma or Moss, could you clear things up for us, please? Thank you.

[Jojosun]

Now waiting with utmost interest for the reply. In the past not a single critical assessment passed without vitriolic answers!

Hoping to be proven wrong.

You've been proved right. Now I've committed the mother of all fucking sins on another site when all I said, there is an increase in price. Ie £ 160 for 6 girls is not the same as £160 for 7 girls. Simple fucking maths.

Some shills are not doing a very good job.

[Jojosun]

What is going on here FFS? Its getting very confusing. If the new party venture is nothing to do with LMP. Why can't the Real Moss or Emma get on here & tell us so instead of leaving it to others to do the talking for them? This mystery and playing around with names has already got me involved in a lively exchange with Exmoor Visitor on another site.

Looking at this http://www.thephoenixclub.london/hostesses is very clearly LMP girls, the same times, the same ratio, 2/1. The only difference its a minimum of 6 girls instead of 7 for the price of £160.

[Jojosun]

Fine. Then you'll be happy to know they're back, under a different name. But I'm sure you know that by now.

What makes you so sure?? Not much use for me as I will be away thousands of miles by then in January 2015 .

Only found out this morning about the new name by checking a UK site & reading comments.

Now its 6 girls instead of 7 for £ 160.

I wish they have a theme day for 2015 where the ratio is equal, Or even better bring back the MILFs day once a week or once a month. Different themes & ratios reflected in prices.

[SavoySuit]

Fine. Then you'll be happy to know they're back, under a different name. But I'm sure you know that by now.

[Jojosun]

Site is off line & The venue is closed at present +plenty of rumors as to why?

Clarifications from people on the know is very much appreciated as I need a last party for the year before flying to the other side of the waters.

[Max #01]

I went to two parties this week -- one at LMP and one at another location. I reported on the comparison in the swinger club forum. I went to the LMP party on Wednesday, Nov 5, at the 7-9 pm time slot (pun intended!) It was everything it was cracked up to be. At age 60 and having Peyronie's syndrome, the plumbing isn't as big as it used to be and now has a distinctive bend towards the front end. I visited a sex shop in Soho (based on a recommendation from a senior on ISG) and loaded up on a 100 MG version of Vitamin V.

I arrived as close to 7 pm as I could get there. I was welcomed and went through the process that others have reported upon. There was a small undressing room where you traded clothes for a robe. They insisted that all of your valuables be placed into a sealed envelope. Although I brought the minimum amount of personal stuff and cash, I never once felt as if any of my worldly possessions were at risk.

After getting into robe configuration, there were two girls who escorted you to the showers. They were quite naked. I think back now and realize that their job was to make sure that we were all showered and cleansed for what was to transpire.

In the location near Hyde Park and Marble Arch, there were three play rooms with 2-3 beds each. For the most part, the action was 1-1, although the girls made sure that everyone was included. They would say something like, "Hey, baby. 'want to play?" On Wednesday night, every one of the seven advertised girls were there. I didn't get a count of the guys, but, I can be certain that they didn't exceed their 2:1 ratio policy.

The best girl of the by a long shot was Kasia. She truly enjoyed sex. The other girls in the same room would stop their hand and blow jobs to turn to look at her when she was cumming. Having said that, every one of the girls was exactly like her picture and top-quality. I had 5-6 sessions, even though I had long-since stopped being able to cum. The benefit to going to the latest party of the evening was that the girls stayed longer and showered with each one of us. I was the last guy of the evening and I had four of the seven girls surrounding me on the bed hand and blow-jobbing me to try to get one last shot out of me. I will say that the only negative was that the girls were a bit "clinical" but no worse than a German FKK.

When you consider what you would pay for a top-quality London escort for an hour of 1-1 action, £160 for two hours of everything you can handle is a bargain.

[Pam007]

After lot of go-no go thought, I made it for my first gang bang. Worth all the effort and will dare to repeat in future.

After hectic travel in Europe, called up LMP in evening to check availability. As it was weekday, got confirmation immediately. After finishing few drinks with old friend and warming up for club crowd of London, took a cab to LMP address. When I reached the building, I was shocked to see 5 people standing at building door, ringing the door bell. Was hesitant to go in front of them. But the girls at the door were good stuff (don't know whether they were same as LMP girls as I couldn't recognise them without clothes). So waited for them to go. Then as start time was approaching, made my move to the door. But shockingly a Korean came to door as well. Then looking at the flat I was calling, he gave a big friendly smile and asked are you first time. I said yes. He comforted as we climbed all the way up to 5 floor. Then it was mechanical routine.

Some of process put by Emma are good like hangers, closed envelope for valuables etc. More towels especially fresh ones at end of 2 hour session can be relaxing.

The variety of girls was the best. Emma ensures that new comers feel at home and asks girls to take care. The support staff is efficient and keeps chatting to you. Entered first room, where there was safe for 1 more person, played with the girl for some time. Then went to play for first time African origin. She was good on blow. When I was planning to climb her, some body started daty with her. Then was cursing myself for slow move. Then in the room came a Latvia babe of 20's. Grabbed her for a ride. She was good. Went to rest in kitchen for 15 min.

Then a MILF came hunting for men, went with her for next ride. All are good at blow. Took her on the sofa alone without any disturbance.

Had some good and rested. Then the count down started for last 30 min. Greedy mind started hunting for flesh. Started fingering a girl and was enjoying. Before I could climb, I saw next girl getting free. Jumped on to her. She was already dead tired as it was last shot for her day. She was already complaining of swelling in pussy and hence no fingering and only ride. Took her in.

Woman on top position. Nice 5 min ride and expression on her face made it fun. Washed, paid and left.

Emma professionalism comes by the fact that money is asked only at end. Keep it going and growing. ,.

[PartyBoy99]

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EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

[R The Man]

It is funny to me to see some of the recent negative reviews of LMP.

I am NOT an LMP regular, as I live in Canada, but I hobby all over the world, and whenever I am in London I always book an LMP. It is a unique experience, and if you haven't tried one, you are really missing out. It's not like an FKK, or a bordello, or a partytreff. Emma, Moss and crew really work hard to put together a fun party atmosphere.

I got the chance to attend a party a couple of weeks ago, and it was the best yet, in the quality of girls. Tall, short, slim, voluptuous, something for everyone. And I got to tick off my bucket list - having an LMP virgin! OK, so Carla wasn't a virgin, but it was her first party, and I was her first party guy. She was fantastic. Slim, petite, soft skin with nice curves, and a truly GFE attitude. DFK, wonderful BBBJ, as many positions as you wanted. Didn't want to leave her, but there were other lovelies, so I tore myself off and went around to Amanda (really friendly, wanted to be sure you got exactly what you were looking for), Jayda (with gorgeous full tits), Chantelle and Luiza. There were 2 others that I only had passing contact with, but a great time was had by all. Even though I am older, got off twice, and the girls all wanted to try for a third but the little guy just wouldn't cooperate.

While it is true that the guys don't interact or talk much during the sex play with the girls, there is lots of chatting and banter in the kitchen when trying to rest between sessions. Although Emma will always try to shoo you back into play.

Anyway, I highly recommend LMP to anyone in London. For us in North America, it's like a candy shop of sexual delights.

Enjoy, boys! R.

[Jojosun]

LMP is not a party which you have in Europe, Girls most offer min. service. Also no extra service at all. Remark if you are not commmon guest they will not have time enough for you, only regulary guest. There is many other parties whit better service and girls than LMP.

Where in London? I am all ears as I love Parties.

LOL. Tell me more. Here is something to cheer us up and put us in the party mood. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKfQIVEQu-g.

[Jojosun]

I just don't like wading through pages of arguments. This site is for reports on where there is good fun to be had, right? I wish I could travel to the UK on a regular basis. Compared to here in SoCal, you guys have it good. I am so jealous.

You don't have to " wade through pages of arguments " including one or two from a poster who accused me of " Blatant advertising for LMP " . That said, I do believe in the free flow of info& expressing opinions. That's what that this forum is for, reporting on the Good and how to make the experience even better. And if there was a genuine bad experience that should be included as well.

Readers of posts are adult enough to differentiate between posters with certain agendas against LMP and there are some, and those reporting on an alleged bad experience.

Now I read what's available in Germany's FKK clubs and Parties, I do agree its better value for money than what's available in London, But London is a better choice when it comes to the variety of girls and other factors.

Mongers who don't like anything about LMP parties can try the other alternatives in London (London. Parties & Swinger Clubs) read my posts and make up their minds as to why there is a difference in Prices to be paid. £160 at LMP v £60& £80. For the others.

But Germany is Germany and London is London, Period.