Lady Marmalade Parties

[Capt Dan]

Thanks for your opinions Jerboa and I think you have made your point several times now. Rather than continually debate these issues, I'd sooner make room for those who have actually attended an LMP event recently and who want to report on this event.

[Jerboa]

For me the tipping point of a LMP 2hr party will be anything above £300, why? Because I can shag a few girls who are at LMP who charge that for a 121 and that's only for 1hr, its all about getting your knob sucked. 121s are a complete waste. Having said that, I will never buy a can of coke from rip off tourist places charging a £1.

*The above are my personal views and not speaking for others.

Ok fair enough, that's your opinion, but really £300 for a two hour party? I can see why you say this, but parties are NOT 121's, a party and a 121 are two different things, I know some of the LMP girls do charge high 121 fees, but others can also be booked for £60 in Milton Keynes.

[Jerboa]

I beg to disagree. This is the dedicated Lady Marmalade Parties Thread. A discussion of other group sex parties (any other party including Gents Parties) is perhaps relevant to the London. Parties & Swinger Clubs Thread or even the London Thread. To post information about other subjects or negative topics rather than discussing experiences with LMP, certainly makes one wonder about the true motives of the person who makes such a post. Rather than cheerleading I am requesting that members respect the intention of this thread and cease off-topic and incendiary posts. If someone has actually visited with LMP and has had a negative experience, they are perfectly entitled to report that experience here and I am sure it will be addressed by LMP Management. More likely, if someone has recently visited an LMP event and had a good time, many members who read this thread, would also be interested to hear about this too. Information about the event, the girls, how the event went, how customers behaved is always welcome in this thread. However those that continually post about subject matter with little or no relevance to LMP certainly make many question their true motivation and who these individuals are actually attempting to represent. Members who complain about the lack of Party Events in the London (South-East England) area and then either deliberately or inadvertently attempts to damage the one interesting and successful event which seems to have managed to stay in business certainly raise question marks concerning their own credibility. This type of behaviour seems very strange to me! Now I am sure that you will endeavour to come back at me and seek to extend this negative and off-topic discussion further and thereby damage this thread some more. Therefore these are my final words on this matter. You can now get in as many cheap shots (about cheerleading or worse) as you like without reply. I would encourage other members (who read this) not to reply to any off-topic and negative posts in this thread as all they will be doing is feeding the trolls who will feast on the perpetuation of these subjects (I. E. The lack of similar non-LMP events and the perpetual negative discussion regarding the attendance fee for LMP). We will let others judge the intentions and credibility of those that have recently posted in this thread and the intentions of those who continue to post off-topic.

Captain Dan

Capt Dan, I agree that detailed reports on other parties wouldn't be in the right place on this thread, but to mention them is relevant, just because I have a slightly different point of view dosn't make me a troll, take a look at my reports and posts mainly on the German Fkk & Partytreff sections If you think that, how have I posted negative posts? As I said before I think LMP are a good party provider, my points was that I thought IMO £160 for a two hour party even at 2:1 with 7 girls is tipping the balance, that isn't a fact, that's just my opinion, so I wish there was more real competition in London, so how is that trying to damage them?

[Jerboa]

You publicly complaining like a whining nancy boy is not going to change facts. LMP is 160 GBP for 2 hours now. End of story. This is a fact. Next subject. By the way, if there is any discrepancy, the sky is blue and water is wet.

Do you have any cheaper alternatives to suggest with similar quality in Central London? If so, where are these cheaper and similar quality parties located? Do they guarantee a 2:1 ratio? Do they offer alcoholic beverages and refreshments? Do they have 7 girls in attendance? Do they have website you can share with us?

I am not being sarcastic, I really don't know and you seem like a person with all the answers and strongly formed opinions. If you know something we all don't know, please share with the larger punting community.

I think you"ve missed some larger contextual points others have made such as VFM is completely subjective to the individual punter (monger). Therefore, it is not worth discussing and arguing about. It's like arguing who is the prettiest girl at a party. Every punter has their own tastes and standards of what theyt

Ok maybe we should just cut out the childish name calling.

I'm not whining about the price, just giving my opinion, other guys will be more than happy like yourself paying £160 for two hours, but not for me, no there are no alternative party to compete with LMP, that was one of the points I was making, and one reason why the management can charge £160.

[Kingh Singh]

For me the tipping point of a LMP 2hr party will be anything above £300, why? Because I can shag a few girls who are at LMP who charge that for a 121 and that's only for 1hr, its all about getting your knob sucked. 121s are a complete waste. Having said that, I will never buy a can of coke from rip off tourist places charging a £1.

*The above are my personal views and not speaking for others.

[Kingh Singh]

I think guys should not comment on LMP in the London's Parties and Swingers thread. Keep discussion desperate is good idea I think. Then again I find it strange was there even a need for a seperate LMP thread, after all it does fall into London parties?

[Capt Dan]

And I thought the cheer leaders were at Wembley today!

The discussion of other parties and lack off is relevant in this thread, Gent Parties was closed after it was raided by the Police, I'm sure many readers would get bored of reading post after post by gushing fans of LMP, I don't apologise for not sticking to the party line, I prefer to be fair and balanced, fair because LMP run a good party, yes maybe their sucess and well run party has added to the fall of less professional outfits.

I beg to disagree. This is the dedicated Lady Marmalade Parties Thread. A discussion of other group sex parties (any other party including Gents Parties) is perhaps relevant to the London. Parties & Swinger Clubs Thread or even the London Thread. To post information about other subjects or negative topics rather than discussing experiences with LMP, certainly makes one wonder about the true motives of the person who makes such a post. Rather than cheerleading I am requesting that members respect the intention of this thread and cease off-topic and incendiary posts. If someone has actually visited with LMP and has had a negative experience, they are perfectly entitled to report that experience here and I am sure it will be addressed by LMP Management. More likely, if someone has recently visited an LMP event and had a good time, many members who read this thread, would also be interested to hear about this too. Information about the event, the girls, how the event went, how customers behaved is always welcome in this thread. However those that continually post about subject matter with little or no relevance to LMP certainly make many question their true motivation and who these individuals are actually attempting to represent. Members who complain about the lack of Party Events in the London (South-East England) area and then either deliberately or inadvertently attempts to damage the one interesting and successful event which seems to have managed to stay in business certainly raise question marks concerning their own credibility. This type of behaviour seems very strange to me! Now I am sure that you will endeavour to come back at me and seek to extend this negative and off-topic discussion further and thereby damage this thread some more. Therefore these are my final words on this matter. You can now get in as many cheap shots (about cheerleading or worse) as you like without reply. I would encourage other members (who read this) not to reply to any off-topic and negative posts in this thread as all they will be doing is feeding the trolls who will feast on the perpetuation of these subjects (I. E. The lack of similar non-LMP events and the perpetual negative discussion regarding the attendance fee for LMP). We will let others judge the intentions and credibility of those that have recently posted in this thread and the intentions of those who continue to post off-topic.

Captain Dan

[Kingh Singh]

I think any other parties who have opened or thinking of opening must be legal, the LMP way. May be then could be competition. If you going to run an illegal party then not much chance of staying open. LMP are legal paid sex parties.

[Jerboa]

And I thought the cheer leaders were at Wembley today!

The discussion of other parties and lack off is relevant in this thread, Gent Parties was closed after it was raided by the Police, I'm sure many readers would get bored of reading post after post by gushing fans of LMP, I don't apologise for not sticking to the party line, I prefer to be fair and balanced, fair because LMP run a good party, yes maybe their sucess and well run party has added to the fall of less professional outfits.

[Capt Dan]

I have read the recent negative comments in this thread with sheer amazement. I know that Lady Marmalade Parties run a top notch service and have a most excellent reputation which has spread way beyond Britain's shores. I know of guys who travel far, far distances (some even trans-Atlantic) to attend these LMP party events.

I also think it's great that we have a proprietor who is prepared to engage directly (via ISG) with his customers and potential customers. I am beginning to think that this proprietorial engagement is creating more problems than are deserved.

Like some others I travel to Germany for both business and pleasure but when in London, LMP are top of my list of go-to fun places. Sure they charge what the market will accept. They are after all in business for financial reward and not for the good of their health. For anyone who enjoys this type of party event, LMP are centrally located and convenient for any business or pleasure traveller who is located in London. They run fun events and have acquired an impeccable reputation for doing just that. If you feel you can get better value elsewhere that's fine but lets not castigate a very good business that provides an excellent service solely on the basis that you think that they charge a few quid more than some other lesser events. You tend to get what you pay for and for an almost guaranteed good time I'd certainly go with LMP.

Captain Dan

Capt Dan I'm not castigating them, just giving my opinion, LMP do run good parties, I just wish there was a little more competition in London.

My previous comments were not directed at your post in particular but to the general tone of commentary recently made. However I would say this; in order to be fair in relation to this matter, it should be remembered that LMP are not preventing any individual or individuals from setting up in the party business and it is not the fault of LMP that competition has either not materialised or indeed has disappeared. Unless you think that because LMP offer a most excellent and very entertaining party experience they have consequently driven those individuals who have offered a deficient and imperfect service out of business. IMO comments relating to the deficiencies of other clubs or indeed the lack of other clubs would be better made in the London – Parties & Swinger Clubs Section. This thread is for matters relating to LMP and reports by those who attend their parties. As previously stated, we are also fortunate that the proprietors of this establishment are also willing to join in conversation with their customers and potential customers. This is an almost unique phenomenon on ISG and to be encouraged. Therefore I would say that commentary in relation to LMP, in this thread, should be reserved for those who actually attend LMP events or for those who plan on attending LMP party events or for the proprietors of LMP and for any matters arising from any of the above. Commentary by those who do not attend LMP events or by those who wish to decry the general scene in London (or indeed anywhere in the South-East of England) are better made elsewhere. I look forward to reading reports by those who actually attend, participate and enjoy the LMP experience.

Captain Dan

[Jerboa]

Well first off let me say, you make excellent observations. I do come from a very long line of twats, unfortunately I can't help myself, it"s genetic, what"s your excuse?

Thankfully none of my forefathers were alcoholics or I would be a drunk irascible twat.

If you read earlier in my post I said, for me and my punting habits I usually see escorts at 150 GBP an hour. For me, speaking for myself. 160 GBP for 2 hours for 7 birds is still VFM. VFM is subjective to each person. What I might find reasonable, another person might find totally unacceptable.

Great example of how subjective Value for Money can be, I am not attracted to Vietnamese or Thai women in the slightest. Nothing against these lovely ladies or their culture, it's just their slim builds are not my cup of tea.

I don't care how cheap the ladies are in Thailand, I probably would leave Thailand not having dipped my pen, in any local ink. I know others on this forum are mad about Thai, Vietnamese (South East Asian ladies) , so for them going to South East Asia is paradise and they are getting Value for their Money.

2 hour complaint.

Frankly, I don't have all day to shag or more than 3 hours to have fun. 2 hours along with the travel time to get there and back is all the time I can excuse from my diary, my wife and my non-mongering associates. 2 hours I can say I was at lunch, the gym, a detour on the way home, a quick pint with a mate or client. Anything more than 2 hours and my wife thinks I"m having a torrid love affair and my mates think I"m leading a double life and secretly a poof. For the record, neither of which I am.

Of course I was being cheeky, you Nonce. Having said that, I am glad to see we both enjoy LMP. I think we both agree that the burden falls on the competitors or future competitors to bring a good party to London, rather than on the shoulders of LMP. I think competition is good it keeps one sharp and innovative as an organization.

From what I've read, we agree much more than we disagree. Long Live LMP!

Cheers,

Slavophile, aka. Iron Felix, aka NEP, aka The Midland Twat, aka King of the Knobs.

Yes you were being cheeky Slavo, I asked If you were a twat, I didn't say you were one, there Is a difference, only because I couldn't believe the nonsense you posted,"LMP is not for the proletariat, it is for those with substantial means. So be it." so no need to call me a nonce, that's just childish.

I'm glad LMP are your choice of party, but everyone has their own opinion, I first went to a LMP party back In 2005, back then there wasn't as many girls but the cost was only £100, think it went up to £120 at one point, to me this Is VFM for a 2 hour party, anymore and It's overpriced IMO, as It's only 120 minutes of action, there is only so much action you can have In that short a time, and It's not a one on one experience, though some hogger guys might not seem to think so.

[Slavophile]

Is this tongue in cheek, or are you really some sort of tw@t?

Well first off let me say, you make excellent observations. I do come from a very long line of twats, unfortunately I can't help myself, it"s genetic, what"s your excuse?

Thankfully none of my forefathers were alcoholics or I would be a drunk irascible twat.

If you read earlier in my post I said, for me and my punting habits I usually see escorts at 150 GBP an hour. For me, speaking for myself. 160 GBP for 2 hours for 7 birds is still VFM. VFM is subjective to each person. What I might find reasonable, another person might find totally unacceptable.

Great example of how subjective Value for Money can be, I am not attracted to Vietnamese or Thai women in the slightest. Nothing against these lovely ladies or their culture, it's just their slim builds are not my cup of tea.

I don't care how cheap the ladies are in Thailand, I probably would leave Thailand not having dipped my pen, in any local ink. I know others on this forum are mad about Thai, Vietnamese (South East Asian ladies) , so for them going to South East Asia is paradise and they are getting Value for their Money.

2 hour complaint.

Frankly, I don't have all day to shag or more than 3 hours to have fun. 2 hours along with the travel time to get there and back is all the time I can excuse from my diary, my wife and my non-mongering associates. 2 hours I can say I was at lunch, the gym, a detour on the way home, a quick pint with a mate or client. Anything more than 2 hours and my wife thinks I"m having a torrid love affair and my mates think I"m leading a double life and secretly a poof. For the record, neither of which I am.

Of course I was being cheeky, you Nonce. Having said that, I am glad to see we both enjoy LMP. I think we both agree that the burden falls on the competitors or future competitors to bring a good party to London, rather than on the shoulders of LMP. I think competition is good it keeps one sharp and innovative as an organization.

From what I've read, we agree much more than we disagree. Long Live LMP!

Cheers,

Slavophile, aka. Iron Felix, aka NEP, aka The Midland Twat, aka King of the Knobs.

[Kingh Singh]

LMP is not for the proletariat, it is for those with substantial means. So be it.

[Jerboa]

Capt Dan I'm not castigating them, just giving my opinion, LMP do run good parties, I just wish there was a little more competition in London.

[Capt Dan]

I have read the recent negative comments in this thread with sheer amazement. I know that Lady Marmalade Parties run a top notch service and have a most excellent reputation which has spread way beyond Britain's shores. I know of guys who travel far, far distances (some even trans-Atlantic) to attend these LMP party events.

I also think it's great that we have a proprietor who is prepared to engage directly (via ISG) with his customers and potential customers. I am beginning to think that this proprietorial engagement is creating more problems than are deserved.

Like some others I travel to Germany for both business and pleasure but when in London, LMP are top of my list of go-to fun places. Sure they charge what the market will accept. They are after all in business for financial reward and not for the good of their health. For anyone who enjoys this type of party event, LMP are centrally located and convenient for any business or pleasure traveller who is located in London. They run fun events and have acquired an impeccable reputation for doing just that. If you feel you can get better value elsewhere that's fine but lets not castigate a very good business that provides an excellent service solely on the basis that you think that they charge a few quid more than some other lesser events. You tend to get what you pay for and for an almost guaranteed good time I'the certainly go with LMP.