2002 Lima Reports

[navar4500]

Nibu,

I'll send you an email. I will be leaving the 29th, so I won't be there for New Years, the price for airfare went from 500 to 1000. I'm down pretty much for anything. I'll shoot you an email.

I'm counting the days ....

Miguel

[Member #4351]

Johan, you're right about Larcomar. I only go there when forced by a GF and then usually to Cafe Cafe. Good view and less expensive. Forget Tony Romas and Carlos and Charlies has some of the worst mexican food anywhere. Here´s an Inca Kola joke:

The folks at Inca Kola sent a sample for analysis to Miami and received a phone call with the results: "We have some good news and some bad news for you......the good news is that he´s not going to die, the bad news is that your horse has diabetes.

Nabu, If I can I´ll check out some of those spots...however as you know, I have a job, and not too too much time for massage parlors. However, I can always find some time when a newbie comes to town to check out some of the down and out spots. Like you said...La parada is unreal. I like the trocadero too...for quantity of women and price....can't be beat. When I visited Ugarte I was with Milagros....no big tits but great service and plenty perverted.

[Johan007]

guys,

something about the girls in senor Frogs....(I was in Largomar Frogs)

I think they were kindda trendy,snobby and yes..hell even arrogant!!
But they looked pretty though. general public is young....girls mostly don't reach over 21-22.

In general Larcomar shopping mall is a place were middle-class and upper class people hang out.
Look carefull if you go dine at Tony Romas (an American styled trendy restaurant).....my ex pulled my inside and before I knew I could pay US $ 60 (!) for some spareribs with a roasted patatoe and 4 cokes:-(
Yes It's expensive.
But I didn't knew that.

Stay away from the sea-food restaurant right at the beach......
This is the MOST EXPENSIVE place in Lima.
A dinner for 2 will probably cost you easely up to 80 bucks or more....:-((an outrageous price for Peru)
It was good that smb else told me this,because 2 days later my ex wanted to eat THERE!! I just made an excuse that I didn't like fish;-)

Personaly I got my KICKS out of the MANY Chifa joints (chinese food)...cheap....cheap...and lots of choice and mostly a pretty young girls serving you;-)
I eat good (I am a big fan of chin. food)quality food and enough (not like that french crap that when you are finished you still are hungry...lol)with a coke. Never paid more then 3-4 US $...!!
Now the chin. restauramt at Larcomar is another story:-( Here you also pay easely up to US $ 12-20 per person.....

Pizza hut,Mcdonalds or Buger King in general are expensive and if I am hungry it's just NOT enough for me. Besides that who wants to go to PERU (or infact all of SA) and eat fucking JUNKFOOD???
Those places thought are always a good excuse if you have to go to the Toilet......while there is nothing else arround;-)

Johan.

PS: stay away from that terrible yellow INCA COLA....it tastes like very sweet liquid buble gum...:-(

[Nibu Raphael]

Hi Miguel yeh if you could take care of cab fares and beer I am in. Yeh Dude I will be back like the 24th But It would be better after Christamas. I guess you leave the 1st???? Right.... So I could be frre from the 26th on but New years eve I would like to be with my woman. Yeh You,Me and David can hook up also with Johnny M. E mail Juan M. testamentmag@hotmail.com My E mails are wipy1999@yahoo.com and ctw30@hotmail.com David is in touch with me now thru hotmail messenger. I usually am In contact with him in the early day. I called him a few times too he seems like a great guy. I just never have met him. thanks to him he gave me the couarageos to go with Johhny and another wSG guy to the two brothels in La Victoria---- Gammarra--- La Parada. Are you willing to go with us??? Dude its a fucking blast there. Ok Back to David Yeh that Kelly girl on Universitaria is young short big titted girl with a nose piercing I think she is 22 years old. Hey David A new Place that is advertised on Thomas Valle I think 1187 now has a sign go to the place on Universitaria 750 B but that place sucks. Yeh Man the whole whole stretch of Universitaria there must be like 8 massage places And Ave. Peru like 6 places go for it Dave Take my spots on Reports for a month. To Miguel E mail me right away,,,,, NIBU R.......

[Member #4351]

Nibu, I'll try to check out the place on Universitario...although its a little outside of my usual zone of action. That's the problem with Peru...too many girls...too little time.

[Nibu Raphael]

Hi I will post this new place to for reference for me for I know When I come back. Centro Integral Massajes Ave. Universitaria Aka Bella Union number 341 half block from Lima past the Peru Ave. bridge. David can you check out this place for me in SMP. can you take over my reorts in Lima while I am gone??? Also that place with that Kelly girls is just a few blocks up north check it out too I think full service with Kelly only 50 soles. Ok That last massage place is by the Discoteca Persepolis and Helden gothic club and Uni Hotel......

[Octatron]

Hey Nibu

On the new Senor Frogs. Which one is better, and attracts more non pros? I guess the larcomar one still would as it has a great location.

[navar4500]

Hey David,

Actually, I would like to marry a Latina girl, but I’m not trying to fall in love and get married right away. My first goal is to immerse myself in the culture, Second is getting laid, and maybe meet some marriage minded girls, do the penpal thing in the future, that kind of shit.

So, I don’t really care which girls I fuck, but I doubt the kind of girl I want as a potential wife/girlfriend would be fucking right away.

But it sounds like I don’t need to worry too much about hooking up with the chicas. I was thinking if I wrote a couple of chicas I can have them take me out and around until I get my bearings straight. I also wouldn’t mind have somebody to go with to Machu Pichu. But it sounds like I can arrange this adhoc.

[Member #4351]

Miguel,

They want to get married..do you? If not, avoid the bad karma of leading them on. Don't worry, there are thousands of girls hanging around the area where you'll be staying. If you're not a monster, you're going to run out of time...not girls.

[navar4500]

Has anybody been to www.matchingsys.com ? All of the women are from peru, most from Lima. Some are pretty. It costs 49 for a month to join to write unlimited emails. I was thinking that this might be a good way to hook up non-pro stuff even before I get there. Do you think that this is a good idea?

Miguel

[navar4500]

Thanks for the advice guys. I think I will stay at a hostal in Minaflorez. I found a nice apartment on the internet but it was already rented. Can you recommend some good hostals in the 25-35 dollar range. Should I make reservations in advance, or should I just show up (tell them I would like to stay for a couple of weeks) and get a better deal.

Stupid Question: If I stay more than 2-3 weeks will I get bored?

I was thinking of staying December 5, Jan 5, for the New Years. How are the New Years in Lima?

Dave, I would like to buy you a cerveza when I'm down there. Maybe you can give me your email address and phone info. My email is navarro_miguel*nospam@yahoo.com. Obviously remove the *nospam.

Miguel

[Blobster]

Just some input for Miguel...

Stayed three weeks in Lima last year with a girl I met there. Here is what I saw:

Beaches..they suck. Sorry to disagree here, and I know Nibu loves Peru, but by California standards the beaches to the South (while nice for Peruvians) are dirty. I saw trash bags washing up on the beach.

Girls...stayed at PRince HOtel first night in LIma and had a young, decent looking skinny ***** knocking at my door all night. THe management knew I was American, and obviously someone there informed her where my room was. THis is a nice hotel for the area, around 80 bucks, and I didn't expect this reception...on the first night either! I was with my girl in the room, so I didn't accept the invitation.

Cusco...nice place and loved Machu Pichu. I saw some very nice young chicks in the main square one night and made eye contact. Just then, two young boys ran over speaking English and wanted to know if I wanted a hooker. NIbu was surprised when I posted this here. That square is nice, but bitches permeate Peru. SWs are everywhere.

[Member #4351]

Miguel,

It depends on the girl. If you have the good luck of ending up with a girl from a "good family" you might have some problem in getting her to your room. But with the majority of middle-lower class girls..shouldn't be any problem. Remember that the dream of the average Peruvian girl is marrying an American. The Peruvian men don't treat them very well (I'll expand on that idea in person if we get together). As far as I´m concerned, a Peruvian girl makes a MUCH BETTER WIFE than an American. If you have ever been in a Latin American country you'll know what I mean. Therefore, I would suggest a decent hostal...you don't want to live in a zone like where Nibu lives (sorry Nibu), which has zero tourists and not very much chance to meet non-pros who are worth while. There are a lot of places in Miraflores where girls hang out with their friends looking for a good time. However the ***** house scene is pretty interesting also for a change. I haven't had the chance to meet Nibu in person since he seems adverse to using the phone to give me a call, and travels all the time. I live in Lima and have done so for some years. I'm single and like nothing better than grabbing girls. Anyway...I'm glad to help out another American, so don't hesitate to ask any questions you might have. By the way, if you're going to be here for a few weeks you might want to head up to Cuzco and do the tourist thing for a few days. Machu Pichu is pretty interesting.

[navar4500]

David,

Thanks for the info. Will non-pros go back to your hotel? Will they care about how nice the hotel is? Do the nicer hotels even permit girls in the rooms. I certainly don't want to spend more money than I need to, but if it will increase the chance that a non pro would visit me then I'm ok with that. Budget is not an issue, but I would like to spend a minimal amount of time in the hotel/room, and more time meeting people. I would like to go for 2-3 weeks.

Also, I thought it would be cool to hang out with somebody like Nibu, or any other person who's currently down there so I could safely learn my way around the town, make some trips to the beaches, and show me the area. I'm more about going out and having a good time, go dancing, trying to pick up some non-pros and if all else fails pay for pussy. This way I know I'm getting laid every night, heh!

Nibu seems to have a girlfriend who's interested in fixing up her friends, so this might be a nice angle.

David, do you currently live in Lima/Peru?

Miguel

[Member #4351]

Miguel,

Tons of nice beaches around 20 minutes from Lima to the South. There are beaches in Lima also which aren't all that bad, but the beachgoers aren't the highest class people you might say. Also tons of pros of all types as you have probably seen reading the different comments on this page. There are hotels of all types....it all depends on your budget. Nibu tends to like the cheaper places to stay. However others prefer a different type of hotel. Like I said, it depends on what you want to spend. If you are looking for non pro action, your best bet is staying in the Miraflores district. You can stay in a super hotel like the Marriot, or the Americas ($$$$) or a comfortable hostal which would probably cost you around 30 or 35 bucks a night. Nibu will probably get back to you the next time he's in an internet booth. However if I can help you in any way...let me know.