2003 Lima Reports

[J Wadd]

I will!!! I should be back in town somewhere around the 1st, not leaving until the 5th. Plenty of time to figure out a mission.

'Til then (and thanks again),
JW

[Member #4351]

JWadd,

It was my pleasure. As you saw, I proved my point regarding people who insist on paying $$ in the San Isidro and Miraflores clubs. The first cutie I was with (you saw her) normally works at Peppers, and gets a minimum of $50 a pop. My cost? 20 soles. Same quality girls can be had as you experienced for yourself. But hey, better for us if everyone else wants to waste their money in the clubs. Whenever you want to go again, just let me know.

[J Wadd]

LIMA DAY 6:

Firstly, excellent reporting, Michael. I had a great time hangin' with you.

Lima day 6 was spent with David_33 at Trocadero. David describes it as Fellini-esque, which is exactly what it is.

The place is comprised of about 3 long corridors of about 50 doorways/quartos per side. The place is lit in a garrish red half-light which adds a perfect ambience for a great, low-ball sex scene.

Prices are about a sole a minute, with many cute girls to be had. The cost-effectiveness of this place is astounding. On Friday and Saturday evenings (the place closes at 10 p.m.), I estimate that over 250 fifty girls would be available.

I wish I could give directions, but Lima is a labyrinth -- and Trocadero is in its (seemingly) most dense section. I think, though, there're explicit directions a few pages back.

Incidentally, the place seems reasonably safe. Trocadero is more like a compound than a front-door-on-the-street type of club, so questions of neighborhood safety (which didn't seem that bad anyway) aren't that germane.

Thanks again, David, for taking me here!

JW

[Arcee]

With all the mention of model quality chicas at Tequila Rock. Has anyone come across estefany? I'm guessing she's about 20 and built like a Ferrari. All I can say is, highly recommended!

[Spidy]

Michael1967,

I've done and seen the very same thing happen with the girls at various other hot spots like "Help Disco" in Rio.

Good Report on the art of negotiating!

Amen to that!!!

[Michael1967]

Judd,

I don't know the girl's name but she was good friends with the first girl that Jwadd screwed in Lima. He can probably help you out on that. Probably would only be worth the effort if you can get away with not being seen in public with her.

My last few days in Lima...

For the most part Jwadd covered a bit of this so I'll skip to the fun stuff. Went to a variety of places with Jwadd and ended up at Tequila's again. I knew it was my last night in town so I had to find something good. Jwadd left and just as I was getting ready to leave, JWadd's big-titted chick asked me to walk her and her friend to Pizza Alley to get a taxi.

We stopped and got sandwiches at Sandwichs Miguel (which Surprise!!! I paid for.... actually not a big deal). While we were eating I think I very eloquently explained the laws of supply and demand to her. We discussed the value of her time and ridiculous amount of money that the women at Tequila ask for and when they don't budge on their prices, they end up going home with nothing. I asked her if she would like to go out every night for a week and possibly make $100 in that time or would she like to go out 2 times a week and make a guaranteed $50 each night and spend the rest of the time with her family.

We talked about other things and she finally asked me if I wanted to take her to my hotel. I asked her how much she wanted and she said ...you guessed it... $50. I walked right into that one. I was too much of a gentleman to say that she screwed my friend JWadd for 100 soles (but it truly crossed my mind), so I told her I had 125 soles on me, take or it or leave it. She took it.

We walked to the hotel and her friend was still with us. She asked me if her friend can wait in the reception area. I told her no, I didn't want trouble with the hotel. She told me it wasn't a problem with the hotel and her friend can just wait. They could then catch a taxi together and be safer. We walked into the reception area and I just laughed my damn fool head off.

All of the seats in reception were taken by women from Tequila's that didn't get laid. They were all waiting for their friends to finish. We're talking about 8 women, including some of the hottest women that were there that night, just sitting around waiting for their friends to get done. There was one extremely hot one that I saw for the last two nights I was there and I thought she would probably charge alot. As the night got later and I wasn't looking at anything good, I finally talked to her for a few minutes. She wanted $125 (US) and wouldn't budge from that number. She was sitting there waiting for her friend (who probably charged alot less).

I waved goodbye to all of them and took my girl upstairs. BTW she was good, and I couldn't imagine her being any better if I paid her an extra $65.

Monday evening, I trolled pizza alley and found a girl (she actually found me) to do at the last second before I left. 100 soles.

All in all a good trip. I learned quite a bit about why I hobby in the 12 days that I was here. I realized that, for me, the chase is more important than the catch. Yes, I like getting laid by gorgeous women, but to walk into a room, see someone attractive, pay her money and then screw her, just doesn't do it for me. I need to have some possibly that she'll say no before it gets exciting to me. I don't know,I guess I enjoy working for it.

I'll be back in Peru in a few months.

Judd, Jwadd, Nibs it was great meeting you. For the 5 or 6 lurkers that I met while I was in Lima (you know who you are), I hope you decide to start posting.

My e-mail address is mljohnson1967@yahoo.com if anyone wants to contact me or send me hate mail.

[Marcos]

Michael1967, amen brother. Jwadd and others, good coverage.
Hope I can see Peru soon, it's pretty high on my S.A list.

[J Wadd]

LIMA DAY 5:

We can call this night, "JWadd, the fat chick likes you" (Judd, I know you're lol).

A Peruvian friend of Nibu's showed up with 3 chicks at about 8 p.m. Judd seemed to hook up pretty quickly with a cute-ish one, the second was so shy she didn't even speak once, and the third seemed to take an instant and unwanted shine to yours truly. No big deal. But it got a little high-schoolish. These are normal Peruvian girls, mind you.

Anyway, spent the night drinking -- finally taking most of them to Tequila Rocks (again) at around 2:30 a.m. Ditched them and hooked up with a near-9 for 200 soles. I know it's a little expensive -- and I had a VERY LONG TALK about how pricing really works when the girls enter a little place I like to call reality -- but she was really so fucking pretty (model type) that I figured 65 USD can work. She usually charges 400 soles. Whatever. Great sex. Went 'til 8 a.m.

JW

[J Wadd]

LIMA DAY 4:

Can't remember. Where am I?

Oh yeah. More of the same. Did the club rounds again. Nothing much.

Went to a few Banos Turkos. Not worth the effort.

Went to a few brothels. More of the same.

Finally got a chance to look into Emmanuels. 50soles entrance to find about 15 6s and 6.5s -- all of which I'm sure wanted 150+ USD for sex. Lame. I'm glad they let me in for free.

Went back to Tequila Rocks with the crew. Got in for free -- and after about 2 hours managed to take a very pretty girl out of there for 150 soles (about 43USD). Great sex.

So far, Tequila Rocks is about the only place where I've been able to find 8s+. I hear the massage parlours are good, though.

JW

[Judd]

Michael,

Are you talking about Cassandra? What's the girls name who is interested in knowing more about me? I finally hooked up with Marita last night. Going to Tequila everynight finally paid off.

Late,

Judd

[Michael1967]

A quick note to Judd:

Sunday night I took JWadd's big titted chica back to my hotel. Her friend was with her and wanted to know all about you. She said that everytime she sees you her heart races and wanted to know if you were married or had kids.

She had a great body, but just a homely face. Maybe you know who she is. Anyway, she wanted me to make sure that I told you this before I left.

...more later when I post about my last couple of days....

[Michael1967]

I'm back in Seattle and don't have time to write much but after reading a few posts that about the amount of that we pay for women and hotels etc..,. I have to say a few words.

First off, Peru is a poor country. The average person there makes about $4,500 US per year. I understand that we all value different things in life, but, maybe it's the accountant in me, I can't honestly comprehend spending $125-$150 per night at a Marriott or Holiday Inn in a country where people make $400 a month. Quite honestly, I would rather give that money to average Peruvian person than a huge US corporation.

Secondly, when I vacation. I like to hang out with the local people. That is why I attempted to learn Spanish, why I spend my time at discotecas and places where locals hang out, and why I try and engage in conversations with both men and women wherever I go. I like to eat what they eat and I like to hear what they have to say. I met quite a few locals on this trip and I know many will be my friends for life. This would not have happened if I only wanted to be around "high class" hookers and was concerned that I would "get sick" if I went to the wrong place. I had dinner at a local girl's house and met her family, I would never, ever deny myself that experience for the fear that the food that she's serving me is contaminated (BTW it was wonderful).

Lastly, in the grand scheme of things, while I enjoy having sex nightly on vacation, it is just a small part of what I like to do on vacation. I'm 35 years old, I can get laid at home on a regular basis, and I can go anywhere in the world and get laid without paying for it. To me, paying $100 bucks for an hour with a prostitute is utterly ridiculous. This might be from the fact that I don't have to do this...talk to me in 10 years...maybe then it will be worthwhile for me to pay that amount. I have had some definite knockouts in my life and I've had some so-so looking women in my life and there has NEVER been a correlation between their looks and how they are in bed.

I spent 12 days in Peru, I had a great time. I budgeted $2,000 for the trip, including airlines tickets. I spent exactly $2,000 and got laid 10 or 11 times by 9 different girls (I think). I met great people, I will return in a few months and be a real "tourist". The best part is, since I only spent $2,000, I can afford to return again and again and again.

[J Wadd]

LIMA DAY 3:

Sun. night, not much going on.

Started out with Michael about about 10:30, by taking a cab ride up Arequipa to look for some SWs. Drove about 20 blocks and found only 1 girls (Jabba-the-Hut type).

Did a U-turn and went to Emmanuels in San Isidro. Closed. Tried Casanova, also closed.

Wound up going to Pepper's, in the same area. It was open and I got phone number for Mon. 150R is a haggle-price, with a 40R bar-fine.

Walked over to Eclipse (yet another strip club) but they wanted 80 soles to get in. Hah!

Soooooo, what do you think happened next? Went to Tequila Rock at about 1 a.m. Pretty dead. Some cuties, though.

Tonight, girls were quoting 80USD (about 250 soles) -- with all being able to be haggled down to 200, and many to 150. I guess that's an acceptable price. No big deal.

Sunday.

JW

[Member #4351]

StudPlayer,

You´ve got Nibu salivating with that last sentence.

Most of the cheapskates on this board stay at the bottom of the barrel places so you won't find much information on more or less "decent places". On second thought, a couple of guys DID stay in decent places (like the Marriot and Las Americas), but these are 5* hotels and probably a little outside your budget. I suggest you go online and checkout the different options and deals of places in Miraflores. When you have a few choices, mention them and I´ll tell you what I think (for what its worth).

[StudPlayer]

Hi everyone in Lima.

I will be arriving in Lima in the next couple weeks and would appreciate a first night hotel recommendation in the 3-4 star range. Something up to around us$50/night. My experience here in Central America is that you can pay less but run the risk of a shitty experience or even getting sick which is totally pennywise and pound-foolish. So any recommendation? And if anyone wants to show me around, I´ll be happy to pick up the tab.