2003 Lima Reports

[J Wadd]

LIMA DAY 2:

Hooked up with Nibu, Judd and Michael at about 11 p.m. at Las Palmas. They're a great bunch of guys -- and I want to thank Nibu particularly for showing us/me around.

It was a fun night, though it wasn't the best for sex. I'm not the sole dissenting vote this time, either. I think they'll all comment similarly when they get around to posting.

Anyway, we went to about 20 clubs (yes, twenty), ranging from the low-end scene in centro, higher end scene at Scarlet, the clubs around Peppers, the disco/SW strip around "something-Mar" -- finally ending the night (again) at Tequila Rock just for a night cap.

All of the clubs were pretty dead. I guess Saturday is nap time.

What I could tell, though, is that Lima DOES have a healthy, inexpensive scene that I missed last night. Scarlet has promise (though I'm told it's in a down-cycle due to its aggresive pro-peddling), and the clubs around Peppers looked like they could be relied on for some action on a better night. Emmanuel(sp?) (passed by it -- in the Peppers area) looked promising, too.

BUUUT, what play2 (and Michael) are saying might be the best bet -- amateur talkytalkyfuckysucky.

Tonight I'd like to check out the SW scene on Arequipa (above Parque Kennedy) - maybe later returning to Tequila Rock (so far the only place with solidly good-looking girls that I've scene -- and by the way I'm not having any trouble getting them there for 100S), or maybe Emmanuel if it's open.

'Til then,
JW

P.S. I'm told the MPs are not to be missed. Maybe tomorrow.

[Play2]

JWadd - Any time, man! Reading your post made me cringe at the thought of all the opportunities that you're missing out on. As Michael1967 has experienced and correctly pointed out, Lima is great in the GFE seen - so, take advantage of it. Considering that you've been through Rio, it's obvious that pro-scene/clubs in Lima will mightily pale in comparison to it. However, the sincerity of the Limenos and their interest in you should give you a great opportunity to 'hook up' with chicas left and right.

"Talk to everyone that you find attractive that will speak to you." Exactly, Michael! The success rate is frighteningly good in Peru, isn't it? From reading your posts, I'll imagine that you'll have to go through chica-detox when it's time to head back to the states (FYI, I'm still feeling withdrawal almost half a year out from my last trip to Latin America ...).

[J Wadd]

play2 and others, THANKS MAN! That's he kinda of poontang fraternity that I know makes the WSG the best out there. Great responses to my first-night flail.

On another note, I like Lima. Go figure. It has a European feel to it (which I tend to miss while in Brasil). Having a good time for the food, mild weather and cafes.

Michael: I'll make a point of coming by Las Palmas at around 11 p.m. I asked for you last night, but the nice receptionist said there was no one there who fit your description (African American by the name of Michael). I hope you don't consider that crude -- only way I had to reduce the "needle in a haystack" factor.

Anyway, we'll bump it up a notch or two tonight. Judd and Nibu should be around.

'Til then,
JW

[Michael1967]

Jwadd, Judd

I'll be back in Lima at about 11PM tonight (Saturday). Arequipa is very pretty to look at but not much more.

I'll be at Las Palmas after 11PM. Maybe we can hook up when I get back.

Jwadd talk to everyone that you find attractive that will speak to you. Get phone numbers but plan to meet them at a certain hour (and make sure you're late, Peruvian time isn't as bad as Central American time, but no one is on time). The last few nights I was there, I met people that wanted to know if I had friends for their friends. I'll see if I can hunt them down for you.

Lastly, in my previous posts I noted that the girls are no longer allowed in pizza alley after 9PM Wednesday - Saturday. They are concerned about upsetting the tourists.

Later,

Michael

[Boy in Lima]

To Play2 and all of the rest in this board

Woau.That was a very thorough description of pro action in Lima.Just let me point out something for people visitng for the first time,uhm...how do i say this?...ok...places like La Victoria and La Parada are not one of those places to have fun.Unless you consider fun to have your wallet stolen.
I normally go for the escorts agency.Altough prices start running from $80/1hr.There are some escorts agencies which contact some known and semi-known local tv models but their prices start from $150 usd /1hr.Some of them are really cute and have a glorious body.Just take your time and have them send one of these girls and if you don't like her , just give her a 20 soles cab fare and that's it.Neeeext one haha.
As for nightclubs like Suites de Barranco, I was aware that they were having a promotion for hotel suite.At least for September they were giving a matrimonial suite for free.Check their website: www.suitesdebarranco.com and click on english/promotions.I guess you have to print that page in order to get promotion but as it reads it's a September promotion so i don't know if it's currently available.As I said, check their website.
As for the girls of Suites de Barranco, i'd have to say they are the best among the other clubs.Yes.They are much more expensive than other clubs too.Ok.Warning! they are not as classy as Black's Argentine girls if you have been to Argentine before.But certainly there are at least two or three that deserves you to try.

That's my humble advice.I'm a local so i guess i know this place a little bit better than you

Someboyinlima

[Play2]

jwadd, i believe that you're in need of some help ... it would be a shame if your trip continues like that. club 69 is a pricey club, and tequila rock has been pretty well known for not being the place for 'those in the know' to go to.

here's a quick list w/location and prices that i had made before my trip last spring. you may have already read it (as i had posted it a few weeks ago), but i'll repost it - in the hope that it helps you. at the end of the list, i'll try to type out what i would do, if i were you (and i sure as hell wish i could be there ... rather than the chilled northeast). note: this list includes everything that i had put together prior to the trip (thus, having some overpriced places/services); as i've mentioned, read below for what i'd do with the list.
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[am/pm]
-miraflores: **sexylolita - ave. arequipa 4341, 936-4544 (call first) - 100ns/hr, call first
-miraflores: 131 bajada balta (call first); calle bellavista, r ave berlin, 1 block to oscar benavides, past r bookstore/small strip mall, cross street + immed. right, halfway down find 131 entrance, enter + turn r + upstairs, to l upstairs, to end of hall, last door room 21, 246-2163, 100ns/hr
-la victoria: la parada - entrance is on n side of ave. san pablo, practically inside la gammara mercado off of ave. aviacion in la victoria - right next to the vegetable market (3-story building directly opposite the market and the other is down a side street a few doors), 3-story san jose/san pablo (90) w/2-story las jardines (25) down the street, (taxi 5ns, no cover + 16ns/10min -or- 40?ns/45min)
- ?portugal 118 hotel stanford (crosses 13th street of av alfonso ugarte), wooden door with stairs - 1ns entry, 40-less/time, anything, vivi/camilla

-callao: **cucardas - 330-0370/423-7202/431-6891, 875 ricardo treneman, alt cdra 9 av colonial y argentina, taxi, 15ns entry, 30-40ns - 40 rooms
-callao: *trocadero / la salvaje, 18th street of avenida argentina in callao, (4)5pm to 9(10)pm w/peak at 7pm (taxi 4us, 10ns entry, 15ns)
-san borja: baños turcos - mariano #660, san borja, 733-7082 - 100ns/time, call first, password
-san borja: baños turcos atenas - ave aviacion #3040 1er piso, timbre 101, san borja, 9am-9pm - 35ns massage/hj
-san borja: king spa - ave aviacion #2938, san borja - 225-2715 & 225-2860, 30ns entry, 30ns massage, 90-100ns for 30-45 min (haggled)
-san isidro: baños turcos windsor - miguel dasso #156, san isidro, 440-1050, mon-sat 10am-10pm, nursing uniforms
-miraflores: **turcos en los andes , angamos este 833 (floor 8), taxi ne of markets, open 24 hrs in a hotel w/3 floors sauna showers, jacuzzi, choose from 6-7 $70, (av. angamos este 833-835 8vo. piso del hotel los andes, 447-8177) - call first, 20 working, 20ns entry
-miraflores: *miraflores massages, 912-6600, www.amigasvip.net/mm.htm, mon-sat 10am-9pm, (www.hot-peru.com/enlaces/amigasvip.php)
-miraflores: baños turcos - manuel bonilla? #162, button 201, 241-0263 & 241-4300 - call first
-miraflores: hotel bruce, jirón bolognesi 181-191, miraflores, 4453198/445-3200, 40ns entrance + 100-180ns, casino entrance + straight + down + right
-miraflores: la esperanza 237, 5th floor, miraflores - (was cantuarias 270, 11th floor, room 1101, miraflores) - 20ns/30min
-miraflores: britanica bano sauna, arica 221, a block from av j pardo / cmdte espinar - m-sat, noon-9pm, 30ns/30m, 60ns/45m+sauna, 100-150ns/time
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[late pm]:
-san isidro: *eclipse - augusto tamayo #158, 440-4913, 1 block from ave rivera navarrete, 50ns admit/drink, $20 leave, $60-100/night
-san isidro: *emmanuel - ave. rivera navarrete #465, 442-5055, across hotel gardens, 50ns admit, $15-35 leave, $100/night
-san isidro: casanova - calle miguel seminario #365, 1 e of via expresa & 1 n of ave carnaval moreyra, 1/2 w of ave rep de panama, 50ns + $100?
-surco: **moonlight - los preciados #153, higuereta surco, 449-3300, 2nd floor, down ave. a benavides east, 50ns admit, $20 leave, $100/night
-surquillo: **club 69 - jean paul satre #190 (calle uno), 1 block from ave angamos & tomas marsano, 50ns admit, $70/room, $100/hr, 120ns/leave 2hrs
-miraflores: señor frogs - across the street from marriott, in marina park, gfe's
-miraflores: **tequila rock - av. ernesto diez canseco #146, a la espalda de la municipalidad de miraf., 444-3661+ 426-6697, 20ns admit, $50-100/night
-barranco: *suites of barranco - ave republica de panama #250 (l/east side of street), 247-2893, 100ns minimum, $70/hr or night? for room, $100/hr
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[lima call]:
**272-0071 or 449-1073 (from el comercio) $50/hr + taxi for 1-2hrs, young, 'coki' told me to call, younger, appointment card
- *amilcar, call-in, amilcarsafe@hotmail.com, 973-1676 - $40/time, 60ns/amilcar // daniel 898-8914 - (cab driver)
- **www.placeresdelperu.com - *mp $35/hr (100ns/hr), out $45-60/hr ($65-100 or 150-200ns/2hrs) - the site changes often and they work out of different parts of miraflores and surrounding areas
-miraflores: *sexylolita - ave. arequipa 4341, 936-4544 (call first) - mp 100ns/hr, call first, may also outcall - (www.sexylolita.galeon.com/kinesiologas.html)
-miraflores: www.escortsperu.com/m_shantal.html
-san borja: chicasalacarta.galeon.com/index.html - chica 10 (blond/lean/long hair) - 742-0181 - block 111, san borja, $120/2hr ($60-160/1.5hr) - 739-6510
- www.hot-peru.com/angelsmodels $100/hr 840-5375
- dos estudiantes - 885-7860, $55-90/1.5-2hrs
- www.hot-peru.com/enlaces/amigasvip.php 734-4179, 723-1165 --contacto@amigasvip.net $100
- www.hot-peru.com/enlaces/femmesvip.php 636-2786 - 100/hr(120/1.5) for normal
- www.hot-peru.com/enlaces/affair.php 859-7309 comp/b = 40 (1/2), 60 (1), 80 (1.5), spec/c = 100/hr (for all)
- www.hot-peru.com/enlaces/stylepassion.php 924-3062 (24hrs)
- www.claudita8.wo.to 882-9893 - $100/2hrs
- www.equis.ya.com/karlitax 266-0667 karlitalovex@hotmail.com - everything, jesus maria, 120ns/hr(60/30min), pucallpa girl
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[a 5 multi-point plan]:

(1) wake up in the morning and make it easy for yourself. go to *turcos en los andes* on angamos este 833 (floor 8). for about 3-4 ns, a taxi will take you ne of markets. it's open 24 hrs in a hotel w/3 floors sauna showers, jacuzzi, choose from 6-7 women for about 150ns for the session. also, there is a 20 ns entry fee.(av. angamos este 833-835 8vo. piso del hotel los andes, 447-8177). it's not the cheapest place, but it'll start you off on the right foot; i went there 3 times, and each time found a rather attractive chica to choose from. if you really enjoy your session, ask for the girls cell phone number for a possible nightcap at your hotel with her. these girls work 8 hour shifts, and, out of the 150 ns that you give them, they only get to keep 75 ns (half of it) ... so keep that in mind. 100-150ns should be able to give you a nightcap with her - heck, maybe even for free ... if she likes you.

(2) have lunch in pizza alley and talk with the waitresses. try to sit next to some girls that you may be interested in. make sure that you bring a pen and paper, because you will be asking for cell phone numbers. just be obvious about it, jwadd ... because - if you're not obvious - you will experience the same boredom that you had yesterday.

(3) continue on your (con)quest to get phone numbers from chicas. don't expect everyone to say 'yes' to you ... but you will get enough numbers if you keep moving and grooving. where else to go other than the tiendas of miraflores?
((3a)) if you go to centro, there are a lot of tiendas there on the streets ... some stores which are run-down department gallerias which you should walk into. if you see a girl you like, ask for her number. ask the ice-cream girl, ask the 3 chicas who are walking down the street ... be aggressive and have fun. jwadd, i will be disappointed if i hear that you don't get at least 2-3 numbers from a walk through the street tiendas. beware though: centro has a lot of pick-pockets, so be especially careful with respect to you cash. it should be easy for a taxi driver to take you to centro for 4-7 ns. i wouldn't stay there past sun-down ... however.
((3b)) go to larco mar and enjoy the site of the ocean ... maybe have a snack. once in a while, you'll find a girl standing/sitting alone. if you like her, act fast and get her number. quite frankly, she may or may not be amenable to you actions, but - heck - it's your adventure. if she says 'no,' it's her loss; you should save your gringo-laden company and (achem) talents for the next girl who says 'yes.'

(4) for the mid-late afternoon, before the sun sets, go to one of the following places:
((4a)) *cucardas* - 330-0370/423-7202/431-6891, 875 ricardo treneman, alt cdra 9 av colonial y argentina, taxi, 15ns entry, 30-40ns - 40 rooms
((4b)) *trocadero/la salvaje*, 18th street of avenida argentina in callao, (4)5pm to 9(10)pm w/peak at 7pm (taxi 4us, 10ns entry, 15ns) - note: not open until about 5pm.
both of these places will require for you to ask for a taxi to take you there, wait for you, and take you back. you should be able to do the trip for 10-15 ns, but beware of inflation if (1) you look very gringo and (2) if you don't speak fluent spanish.

(4) before dinner, go to an internet cafe in miraflores and go to *placeresdelperu.com*. if you really like what you see, you can set up either (1) having them come to your place for 150-200 ns for 1-2 hours, or (2) going to their place - my preference - for 100 ns for 1-2 hours. usually, they work from morning till about 8-10pm ... call them if you're interested.

(5) hopefully, by the evening, you can hang out with with a girl or two who you had already contacted from lunch or the early afternoon. if not (which i sincerely hope would not be the case) ... do not go to places like club 69, suites de barranco, or tequila rock ... unless you want to spend freely on what can be had for much less, if not free; i had those same places on my pre-trip list as back-up, but never had to go to them. you're bad start to your lima trip is due to visiting some of the worst possible places (imo). what to do? give amilcar a call at 9-973-1676. he is very discreet about hooking gringos up, but be nice and say that a friend recommmend him to you. ask him if he knew of any good girls who can accompany you, and he should be able to help you - if he is not busy. if not ... call one of the call services. the newspapers have listings of escorts, as well - if you want more than what you see on my list. also, something that i didn't take advantage of when i was in peru - hang out with one of the guys from this board. have fun, and party! meet the locals, and branch out. rather than going to traffic, go to a pena in barranco - the locals in the penas love foreigners; i went to one named "de cajaro" and had a blast! mingle and start racking up your free/girlfriends for the evenings ... haha ... while reserving your mongering for the daytime. if you have a friend to go with ... try la parada in la victoria ... it's an experience (if you want to see wall to wall, inexpensive chicas ... albeit, in a grungy, edgy atmosphere - you have to see it to understand).
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alright, jwadd ... good luck, and keep us all informed with the gorey - i mean - successful details. take care, and remember jwadd ... todo al maximo!

[J Wadd]

LIMA DAY 1 (a Friday) (and please pardon this bitter novel):

Well, huh. With all due respect to the Lima pros, I didn't find this place very good on day one. I went to a lot of places, too.

The night started out at Pizza Alley at about 8 p.m. It's kinda like a Cancun restaurant street with food-hawkers pitching their various joints to you all at once. It's just off of Parque Kennedy (the street to your left with the main church to your back) and very easy to find. Just follow the Mexican neon.

Anyway, no action and average (and overpriced) food at 8 p.m. Had about 5 beers and went one street down to look for anybody at Las Palmas. Totally dead. No sportsmen.

Drank more beer, had some coffee, pissed about 20 times, and went to Tequila Rocks.

By the way, let me take this second to say how sub-par this thread is in summarizing/describing the Lima action to the newbie. I read about every post for the last year and really couldn't figure out the scene. Miraflores? Centro? Parque Kennedy? Banos Turko? Scarlet? Peligroso? Etc.?

It's now about 11 p.m. and I went through Parque Kennedy again (looking for some SW action). Totally dead.

Entered Tequila Rocks (20 soles -- other side of Parque Kennedy in a more-or-less staight line from Pizza Alley) and it was a little dead; the pack of girls I started talking to assured me that it would get going around 1 a.m.

I could tell just by entering that this place wouldn't really add up to much. Amateur night. Girls were not that cute and roundly wanted 100USD for 1-2 hours. Fuckin' funny. I told all of them how it worked in Brasil -- and they all admitted to the fact that Brasil is better, Peru sucks, and that gingos are stupid to pay that price. We all laughed together. Really.

Anyway, the music was bad enough for me to actually perversely enjoy it, so I stayed and got even drunker. The girls seemed to enjoy my company and I was making a good show of it. Never one to be grumpy, you know (despite my saber-rattling here).

So I left at about 1 a.m. and went to Club 69. I couldn't believe the entrance fee -- 80 fucking soles (I'm in 3rd world Peru, right?). I paid it and found about 15, 100USD for an hour, average girls inside. I talked to them, made them laugh, spinned the best price down to about 70USD and left disgusted (though smiling).

The man at the door asked why I left so early. I gave him my stock "Brasil description" and he (knowingly) agreed that Peru can't compete, Club 69 is over-priced (he really said that -- along with the guy who sold be my entrance ticket!!) and that, "This is Peru -- welcome to it". Huh. At least they're honest.

Incidentally, Club 69 is about a 7-8 minute ride from Parque Kennedy. There are rooms on-site, but the bandits who run the place want an astounding 112 soles for an hour (that's the number they wrote down for me). That's more than my hotel room per night. But wait, it gets better.

I decided to walk back to Parque Kennedy (and Tequila Rocks/Pizza Alley) at this point. And what do I see? A low-ball strip-club called "Platinum Night Club." It's just before the underpass on the way back.

Well this place needs special mention. They wanted 50 soles at the door for 100USD/hour girls with 50USD/hour room fees. 50 fucking USD per hour for the rooms. I laughed, the doorman laughed with me and explained that he knew it was fucked up but that it's the policy of the club. Really. I'm not making any fo this up. No big deal. I walked on.

I figured that now, about 1:45 a.m. would be prime-time for Parque Kennedy and Pizza Alley. WRONG. Parque Kennedy: dead. Nada. No street action. Pizza Alley: busier, but no spinners. Not a single working girl to be seen. Oh well.

So now I decided to check out a "normal disco" -- "Traffic." It's right by the church, near Tequila Rocks.

This was another, if different, kindergarten scene. No spinners, and (seemingly) no single women. The music was so fucking bad I almost wet my pants ("Papa don't preach," Bon Jovi, etc.). I have to admit, though, that I did like doing the YMCA dance with the crowd. It was like I was hanging out with a bunch of people with cultural retardation -- me included (at this point).

So by now I figured everything was academic, and I returned to the kindergarten scene at Tequila Rocks. I actually wound up hooking up with a busty (if older) cutie for 100 soles. It took mucho negotiation, though. The sex was good.

I felt good about vindicating a little sportsman skill. Keep the price down, you know, and all that.

I know Lima's got a good scene somewhere... But what the fuck? I've sported in about 40 countries and literally hundreds of cities and have never encountered such consistent discrepancy between price, talent and availability as I have here on this first night (Iquitos wasn't much better). Maybe I just had a bad first run.

Anybody have and advice for tomorrow night? Should I cut my pickle off and sell it on the street for as many soles as I can get?

Nibu? Judd? Fellas? WTF??

I'm game for the Lima olympics Sat. night if any of you cocksmen want to chase the pink dragon with me. I'll be in that Brasil bar at the far end of Pizza Alley around 9 p.m. if anybody wants to hang. Don't know what I'll be wearing, but I look about as gringo as the grinch. Your kinda grinch, my fuckers! 6'2" with short brown hair. About 250 pounds (not too fat, either). The Brasileiras love me, at least.

S.O.S.,
JWadd (and sorry if I've pissed any of you pros off -- it wasn't my intention (really).)

[Boy in Lima]

Hello

To all of you visiting nightclubs.As a local, i can advise you that maybe you haven't considered going to Club69.Prices are cheaper than Suites de Barranco and quality of girls are still from respectable to fair.I don-t recall the address exactly but if you get to Emmanuelle Club (which is very popular club) you will find a bunch of taxis that can take you there for about 6 or 7 soles.
Entry fee is 80 soles and chica fee goes from $60 to $80, that depends on your skills to negotiate.
I don't know you guys, but Local TV here shows that Pizza street and all the restaurants and bars around are full of people wanting to steal money to travelers in some way or another.I would run away from those places like hell.

I hope it helped.

Someboyinlima

[J Wadd]

Im (no punctuation on this computer) in Lima. I guess Ill try Tequila Rocks and/or Scarlet tonight. If anyone wants to hang, Ill be wearing a gray North Face zip-up mock-turtleneck; six two with short brown hair.

Let the good times roll,
JW

[Michael1967]

Hey Judd,

I'm finally leaving for Arequipa today, I should return Sunday. I'm sorry we didn't hook up but we still have Sunday evening.


My report:

During the daytime in Lima, when I wasn't sitting around reading a book, I was hanging out with one of the girls that work in Pizza Alley. I'm not going to give you her name, but she's a really nice person. Wasn't my type, a little older and not especially attractive (if she offered, I would have done her). She was really nice and showed me around the city during the day. I didn't think much about it because she watched me chase everything that moved and I figured that she knew I wasn't interested.

On Wednesday she took me to her house to meet her sisters and her son and her cousins etc..,. I hung out there, had dinner (in the middle of the afternoon...I still haven't got used to that) and left. She took the cab back to the hotel with me to make sure that nothing happened to me and then was going to take the bus back to her house (1 hour bus ride). I wouldn't allow that and gave her money for cab fare. When she got home she called me at the hotel and asked if I wanted to go dancing with her that night. It finally dawned on me that she liked me.

I told her that I would meet her and somehow it didn't happen (okay, it didn't happen because I was chasing other women). So last night I promised to take her out after work. In typical conservative Latin American fashion, she told me she couldn't go out with me alone because people would think poorly of her (I've encountered this in many Latin American countries...she invites her friends, you pay for them and then don't get laid). She was very nice to me so I figured what the hell. She invited her friend from Pizza Alley (in my opinion, the second hottest person that works there). We waited at Media Naranja and her friend was about 45 minutes late. She panicked and thought she wasn't going to show up, so she called her sisters to chaparone us. Of course her friend and her sisters all showed up. I took off to the hotel to get more money and on the way there I saw a chica that I'd seen all week but never got a chance to talk to. I told her to meet me at the hotel at 2AM (because I knew I wasn't getting laid).

I returned and we all got into a cab and went to Baranco. The hot one from Pizza Alley called her hot cousin and she showed up. So I'm buying drinks for myself and 5 women. I got them all pretty wasted and then 2 guys from England show up and sat with us. At first they tried to shoo them away because they thought I would be mad that these guys were joining us (I guess the men here get pissed about stuff like that), but I was happy that I had someone to share the cost of drinks with. We hung out for awhile and went dancing. The two English guys immediately went for the hot Pizza Alley girl and her cousin. I was stuck with the woman that would occasionally hold my hand when no one was looking.

We danced for awhile (the English guys left after they found out the girls had children) and then 2 AM rolled around and we were still having fun, but I knew where this was going (nowhere). So I called the hotel and told them to have the girl wait for me. I hung out for another 20 minutes gave them about 20 bucks so they could keep going and catch a cab home and left (told them I was expecting a call from my children in the US...at 2AM....that was believable).

Got back to the hotel and my chica was there with 2 friends and asked if I knew any other Americans that were looking for the companions for the night. I told her no and then was offered the foursome. I told them no and took my chica to my room when I suddenly realized I was out of condoms. I gave her 4 soles and told her to go buy me some condoms (I've done this several times now and they are more than happy to do it). She came back and we attempted to have sex.

For 45 minutes all got was Owwww! Me Duele! Despaciao! It was horrible. I don't understand how someone could be 20 years old, be a prostitute and be so tiny. I felt like I was deflowering a virgin or something. I finally let her ride me (where she was only let me in halfway) and imagined the girl in Pizza Alley and finished. Then I committed the biggest of all sins...I fell asleep. I woke up when she kissed me goodbye before she walked out of the door. I called down to reception and told them not to let her leave until I checked my room. I checked money, wallet, credit cards... everything was there so I called back down and let her go.

The Hotel is definitely one of the most chica friendly hotels I've encountered in a long time. I will probably return here in a few months for a "real" Peruvian vacation (go look at old shit), and I will definitely stay there when I'm in Lima.


My plane for Arequipa is leaving soon but I will continue from there. It looks like no reports for quite awhile.

[Judd]

Michael1967,

dude, your absolutely blowin up in Lima! Great reports. Hey, if any of your amateur chicas have some good looking friends, hook me up. I will give you a buzz today and see if you want to hangout this weekend.

Late,

Judd

[Nightman]

I live ago a lot in Lima, and I know many places where it can be girls, those but expensive that they are the Night Clubs like the Emmanuelle, 69 Club or Suites of Barranco, but looking for found one girls' WEB it paginates in Lima, www.placeresdelperu.com there pictures exist, it paginates it this in Spanish and they leave in the girls' telephone.

I call to a Brandy, she is 18 years old, and she needs to pay their studies in the university, I have been with her three times and the sex was very good, it finishes it time I present myself two girls friends of its university that also wanted to make the same thing, the telephone of Brandy it is 9794 - 2789.

The cost is of 200 soles that it includes the room of the hotel.

If you want tells him that Martin gave them the number that youy are my friend.
I think that is a good altermative.

Good Luck.

[Spidy]

Hey Michael1967, great story telling. Tis good to see mongers telling great adventurous stories once again. Nothing like a good monger's adventure to get the blood pumping.

I'm already scheming my way to Peru, due to the great reports on Lima and Cuzco. Maybe I can catch a plane from Manaus- Brazil to Lima-Peru when in December? Any Sugguestions?


Kudos to your great story telling!! (Kudos also to DDM, Play2, and Judd)

Ciao
Spidy

[Member #4351]

Michael,

Good job on holding down the prices. You were sure to bump into the same people in the Pizza Street. That´s where they hang and you'll always have the same problem. If you meet someone decent, take them to Larco Mar if you want to stay in the Miraflores area.

[Michael1967]

Hi,

It's Wednesday. Yesterday was the day from hell. I met an extremely hot non-working woman in Pizza Alley in the evening. I was very polite and invited her to come sit with me.


I bought her drinks and dinner and was really working hard on her and then "Jennifer", a girl I screwed on Monday (I think), sees and asks me if she could sit with me and the girl. I thought "what the fuck is wrong is you?" I nicely told Jennifer that I was with my friend and that I would meet up with her later. She then says, "I went to your hotel room at 3. Why weren't you there?" I pulled her aside and explained the fact that since I paid her, I need her to be more discreet, especially when I'm sitting with another woman. She left.

I then immediately came up with some lame ass story about this girl and that I had just met her etc..,. 5 minutes later, the woman I banged the crap out of that I mentioned in a previous post shows up and wants to hug me and kiss me on the cheek. She leaves and my hot woman went really cold. Then....you guessed it...the transvestite that I danced with on Saturday showed up to say hi. At this point, at about $15-20 into her, I knew I lost her.

Pizza Alley no longer allows prostitutes in the alley Wednesday-Saturday after 9PM. They don't want to offend the tourists. The prostitutes have moved to the park and the areas around the park. This is where I met my two girls tonight, they were together and they offered me a threesome. I took one back to the hotel...did her and as I was dropping her off at a cafe where her friend was, I had the urge to do her friend and took her friend(for those of you that like names, I'm horrible with names and if they tell me, I forget very quickly...but there are many, many hookers in the area and I've only had one that I wouldn't consider great, I will get her name and post it...I see her daily walking around). 100 soles each. The girl and security guard at the hotel laughed at me when I brought the second one back.

BTW though I haven't mentioned every girl I've met, I only pay 100 soles. I've had women ask for 200 soles or 300 soles, but not one person has turned down 100. So that is my official maximum price. Everyone that I have done, in my opinion, have been solid 9s. Of course we all prefer different types of people and I'm sure a blonde here would demand more than the tiny dark haired girls with the nice asses that I love so much. I'm sorry but I couldn't imagine paying $100 for a Tequila Rocks girl, but to each his own.

I may be off to Arequipe tomorrow. I meant to get out of town this week and hit Cuzco and a couple of other places, but I've been having some trouble at home and thought I may have to fly out quickly so I stayed in Lima. I'll decide in the morning whether I stay here or take off to Arequipe.

Later,

Michael