2003 Lima Reports

[Wtboatr]

Hi Michael,

I've been enjoying your posts. What an adventure!

I'm studying Spanish right now at the local community college. I'm trying hard to be fluent enough to confidently make my way around Peru. As soon as my Spanish skills are up, I'll be flying to Lima. I'm hoping I can adventure in Peru in by December 2004.

Keep those great reports coming!

-- WT

[Michael1967]

I'm still having a good time here. I've been wanting to take off for Cuzco for the last couple of days but it looks like I have some trouble at home. I'm hanging out here until it gets fixed, I don't want to be in the mountains and have to suddenly race off to the airport.

Sunday night was another great night. I met my dream girl. We all have our different ideas of what our perfect female body is like. I encountered mine on Sunday. I was in the Old Timers Bar or Cafe in Pizza Alley. I met an American that had lived her for 4 years. While we were talking this woman walked up to the bar and ordered a drink and cigarettes. She was truly amazing. My friend said "she's standing there because she wants you to talk to her". I thought he was giving me shit. He explained that the local girls here aren't very aggressive at approaching men. I ignored her. She went and sat with her friends and her friend kept looking at me and giggling.

I finally went and talked to her. It was her 23rd birthday and she was celebrating. Within about 30 minutes we were making out heavily in the bar. She got my e-mail address and wanted to write me etc..,. By about 11PM, I was working the let's go back to my hotel angle. Since the hotel was one block away, I showed her where it was and told her which room I was in. We practically had our clothes off against the wall outside of the hotel and I was preparing to spend the rest of my time here with her. She was as perfect as could be.

Then...it happened. Her friends said she needed to get home. She lived with her parents and if she wasn't home by midnight she'd be in trouble. I told her to tell her parents she was staying at a friend's house and stay at the hotel. She wasn't going for it. So at 11.30 her friends grabbed her and left. I sat at the table with my mouth hanging open and every guy at the bar laughed at me. They had been watching me for a couple of hours and they knew the girl was a "good" girl. They had been betting on whether she was going to leave with me or her friends.

They bought me a couple of drinks and told me I encountered the last virgin in Lima. I did go outside and grabbed the first nice looking girl I could find and took her to my room and banged the crap out of her.

On to other stuff...

Got ripped off by the money changer at the front of pizza alley. He uses a calculator that he's rigged to not total the correct amount that you're supposed to receive. I guess you should know how much money is coming to you before you go to them. I sat down two feet away from him and anyone that tried to change money with him. I told them the story. After an hour he left (I'm on vacation, I have nothing to do).

Encountered two girls that spoke English last night. They talked to me for a few minutes and the security guard at pizza alley told them they had to leave. He said they had a history of drugging tourist's drinks and then taking them back to their hotel rooms and robbing them. After they left, I noticed they stole the waitresses tip off of the table.


Gotta go but more later.

[Boy in Lima]

Rocky Roco,

Glad to hear that someone like high-class pussy here in Lima.I live in Lima and ocasionally travel abroad.If you are interested in nice looking girls , an escort agency is the way to go or just visit top night clubs which are very few here in Lima.
A list of escorts agencies can be found in a local newspaper called "El Comercio".

I hope it can helps

thesonicboy

[Member #4351]

Michael,

Your report´s a riot! You almost got anal sex...but on the wrong end! Don't worry, more experienced people than you have been fooled. There is a couple of blocks in Santa Beatriz that are full of TVs every night. There are some real cuties that you would swear are chicas. They stand there with their boobs hanging out. Nibu has a TV phobia.

I'd personally stay away from any guy who had lived with a girl for seven years without getting laid. He's either a complete whacko or I'd be afraid to catch his bad luck.

[Michael1967]

Eric 7,

I'm here until 10/21, I will spend part of the week outside of Lima and return Thursday or Friday.

My report for yesterday:

A girl I met on the street stopped by my room yesterday at 3PM. We sat and talked for awhile, she was seriously hot. We talked for awhile and then she asked me how much I would pay her to have sex with her. I told her I didn't pay for sex with my friends. She said she'd do anything I wanted for 100 soles. I was in.

As with the other women that I have had sex with here, she was really animated and really LOUD. Though it was kind of a turn on for me, it also turned me off because it seemed so phony. Kind of like the porno movies. Of course she was about 5' and weighed about 100 lbs and my monstrous manhood could have been ripping her apart....but I don't think that was the case. I definitely got my money's worth.

Also, I encountered a transvestite on Friday night. I'm from Seattle and have been around the gay people enough to know a regular guy from the transvestites and I was completely fooled. I went to his-her room and saw schlong and ran. Yes and I lost 100 soles on that one. The scary part was after I hit the streets again, I met the girl that was in my room yesterday and her friend and we went out dancing and had a great time. Well when the girl was in my room and we were talking she mentioned that her girlfriend was a guy also. Again, this woman did not look like a man, and now I feel stupid because I spent the night dancing with two people and one of them was a guy in drag. ICK!

She told me that many tourists come here and want to have anal sex. The transvestites work very hard to hide their schlongs and are open to anal sex so they get alot of work. I've been fooled twice now and will ask before I pay anyone else.

I met two Americans yesterday and one had been in a 7 year relationship and never got laid (yes, he was from Seattle). I was stunned. He said that he was in a monogamous relationship. I explained to him that monogamy was having sex with only one person. He wasn't having sex with anyone, so he was in a sexless relationship. I then tried to get him laid, we met an extremely hot woman and her homely friend (yes, I played wingman). We got them both sufficiently wasted, and walked them back to his hotel room. My ugly amiga left in a taxi, and I knew he was in. Somehow he blew it and let her get away. I guess there was a reason why he hasn't gotten laid in 7 years.


Lastly, I have seen problems with tourists here but I haven't had any problems. I guess since I'm a light skinned black person, I'm treated like everyone else. Last night I was walking with a friend from pizza alley. She saw a bunch of black guys walking down the street, she grabbed me and told me to get a cab quickly because "negroes are only good for robbing people and if you walk past one they will try and rob you". I told her I'm not afraid of them and she said "they never fight fairly and six will attack you at once, stay away from them." I figured I could be an idiot to prove my point but I decided to walk back where I came from.

That's about it. It's Sunday evening and I'm need to find a place to go dancing tonight. I hear it won't be easy to find one. There are two very slutty looking girls (i hope) sitting in the bar of the hotel watching TV and I'm going to try and get one to go to my room.


Michael

[Eric7]

Michael,

Glad you checking it out. How long are you planning on being in Lima?
From what everyone says, many mongers staying all the time at Las Palmas.
When you have a chance, I'd like to email you of the board with some more general questions re: lima, hotel, girlz etc. My email is
ejon7_1124@yahoo.com

Thanks & have a good time.

eric7

[Member #4351]

Michael,

Glad you're having a good time. We warned you about the cab drivers. As you've found out, always have change. But cab drivers everywhere do the same thing. Haven't seen that much acne...however could be from eating the crappy pizza on the pizza street. (By the way, the same three or four persons own all the pizza joints there). As far as the prices go, you´re in the "high rent district" of Lima. Once you get out of Miraflores the prices should go down. As far as living on the cheap goes, Nibu is the expert.

[Michael1967]

I´m in Lima now and having an okay time. I did arrive at 11:30 PM last night and did get laid by 3AM. I asked the taxi to take me to a popular discoteca and he dropped me off at one (I never saw the name). It was fun, I got hit on by someone with a boyfriend, he came back and glared at me, I left, went to pizza alley (which was kinda dead). Tried to talk to a few of the girls there and was ignored. I finally went into the I´m an American and I don´t speak Spanish act (which wasn´t hard, I haven´t been in a situation where I've needed to speak Spanish to survive in two years and I'm more than rusty). Suddenly they were all interested...strange how that works.

I'm met a short, skinny, young Peruvian with a big ass and did her. She didn't ask for money so I gave her 50 soles for a cab. I find the women here really attractive, but for some reason alot of the women have some serious acne problems.

Received a call from Nibu this morning, sounds like a nice guy. I was terribly, terribly hung over and finally got some aspirin and had lunch at pizza alley (which, by the way is really expensive). I got asked out on a date by the waitress (Hannah or maybe it's Anna) where I had lunch and she's taking me out dancing tonight. I guess in reality, I'm taking her out since she only makes 20 soles in a day (exchange rate is 3.45 to 1)! She speaks a little English and seems really nice, not my type though. She´s 25, cute and skinny but no butt and tiny tits. I only agreed because she asked me (come on when was the last time a woman asked you out) and she was really cute and embarassed when she did it. This may be a mistake because if we have fun, I may not be able to pick women up at pizza alley.

Anyway, the parts of town I've seen are much better looking than I expected. The women seem to be friendly (now that they know I'm American). I've had no racial problems either. I hate the cab drivers (I gave the one that took me to the discoteca a 20 and he raced off without giving me change).

Anyway, I'm at the Hotel Las Palmas in Room 303, if anyone is in town. It would be nice to cruise with someone.


Later,

Michael

[Belmont]

Coming to town Wednesday Oct 15. First time any one in town? Any one who can show me around a bit would be apriciated by a free beer or 2. I'm a Vet of Many parts of Mexico, Costa Rica, Spain, Germany and Netherlands. Please post or PM.

Thanks,

John

[Michael1967]

Judd,

Thanks for the info about the weather. I've been tracking it carefully for the last two weeks. I live in Seattle and (if you've never been here) we wear shorts when it's 40 degrees F outside just as long as the sun is out. People take the tops down on their convertibles if it's 32 degrees F and the sun is out (they're bundled up in heavy jackets, but they're happy).

I should be there tonight. I can't wait.

[Rocky Rocco]

Hey Nibu,

It would be great if someone could help me find where all the high-class pussy is in Lima. I would be glad to cover the expenses for you and your friends. Just let me know. I'll try not to inflate the prices for you guys.

Does anyone have any recommendations for a hotel that would impress the ladies? I hear the Marriott is in a good location.

Thanks,

Rocky

[Member #4351]

Hey Judd,

Sorry about last night. We'll make it out there when you get back. Yeah, there were some cuties where I left you off. I think I'll try to make a visit one of these days. By the way, the street is Jr. E. Althaus, not Emilio Diego.

[Judd]

Judd here, back in the mongering trenches ...

Monday, had to take care of couple of things during the afternoon. Set up a meeting with David later in the day to head out to Trocadero. David wasn´t feeling well, and opted not to take the long drive out there. It was best, and I felt the same way earlier in the day when I was with Nibs in Habich.

David was nice enough to give me a lift to "Casita Club". Casita Club is advertised in most of the local papers such as the Trome. It´s a bit tricky to find, and would be easier to locate if we went during the day. Located just off Avenida Arequipa on the 15th cuadra, it´s about a 4 to 5 soles cab ride from Parque Kennedy in Miraflores. More specifically, Heading on Arequipa from Miraflores, it will be located on 275A Emilio Diego. In addition to the name of the street, they are also numbered this being the 15 Cuadra. It´s on the right side of Arequipa and it´s on a one way street with traffice coming towards you. You´ll have to get off on Arequipa or have the cab go down the next street and back track around. It´s a dark maroon building with two doors.

I first went to Casita Club last year when it was at another location. I had a good time with the girls. I ended up buying some beers afterwords and talking to them mostly about "gringo land". Nothing fancy here with no sitting area like the last place. Basically, it´s a house with girls and some, I guess you would call them, beds. They had several more girls than last year, ranging from not doable to extremely cute...maybe fifteen girls total.

I recognized one girl, Lucy, who I enjoyed last year. She´s an extremely cute young buxom girl, but her body deteoriated somewhat in the year she´s been on her back. We had fun and I detected (a little of her love juice was on the condom) her enjoying the short session. Everything was covered but she told me I could go bareback for a tip. I acted like I did´t understand what she was saying as these girls get banged several times per day.

I then, moved onto Karina. Karina was another cute one, whose been working there for a month. Although her body was a tad on the thick side, she was soo cute, I couldn´t resist. Nice large C cup and a big butt. What turned me on was how she arched her back during doggie style. This made her average butt look incredible! Overall, an uninspired bang but was still able to "busta nut", and arched butt was worth the price of admission.

The sessions were 40 soles for 1/2 an hour and I gave 10 soles tip to both girls to lay the groundwork for next week. The key for success here is repeat sessions with the girls. Don´t expect anything close to GFE at a place like this your first time. My suggestion would be to hit this place a couple of times sampling several of the women since it´s relatively inexpensive. Find the one you who turns you on and try to spark her interest...make them laugh! Invite her out to coffee or dinner. If she gets to know you better, and having the session at your hotel should improve her enthusiasm. This will be my plan with that cute little muffin, Karina, when I get back to Lima late next week.

All right guys, not sure if I will have another report from Lima before I head to BA late Wednesday night...I feel a cold coming on and I´m also over budget.

Michael 1967,

Make sure you pack a couple of xtra sweater for your trip, it still gets cold here at night.

Late,

Judd

[Judd]

Hola Dudes,

A post to cover the weekend. First, much thanks to Nibs for hanging out with me last week. It always fun to check out lesser known spots in search of the gems. Sorry about today though, I wasn´t much in the mood for Habich...My fault.

Thursday, I had a nice session with big titted Cassandra, and got her again right before she left in the afternoon. By the way, She doesn´t work at Peppers, but the club directly across from it. She told me the reason why she quit the other club. However, I could not understand a damn thing she said since her mouth was on hyperdrive. I just kept knodding and saying "Verdad" every once in while wondering when I could unleash her tits from the enemy...her bra!

Friday, I got a nice jerk from Patty at the massage parlor across from Tequila. However, she does not do full service at the parlor or your hotel. Oh well, still gave her my number just in case she comes to her senses.

Friday Nite, I got plastered with Nibs and other friends in downtown Lima. The concert of our friend ended. We then had some Anticuchos and went on a puss hunt to what seem like an endless supply of *****houses and strip clubs in this area. By this time, my mind was in a state of shock between all the young chicas parading before me in next to nothing, and the never ending flow of Limean Cerveza. I just smiled, gulped my beer, and gave out my hotel number like an ambulance chasing attorney (One girl called me this morning but I can´t remember our conversation).

Later that night, I ended up in David´s favorite place, Tequila, in search of my muse, Marita. Low and behold she comes running up to me and gives me a big hug. Yes, I finally track her down and will surely have some unbridaled hot sex tonight! Wrong! She´s drunk and probably high. I don´t remember what I said to her, but she got pissed and stormed off. Continued to drink, lost my hat, went back to the hotel, and passed out til Saturday night. Could have been the perfect ending to a great night of hanging with my friends and carousing with chibolas. However, like most stripper chicas, she´s very unpredictable when heavily sedated!

Onto bigger and better things. Saturday night, went back to Eclipse and gave out my number to a busty black haired girl named Helen. Called me the next day and took her to Larco Mar for lunch. Made something up to get her up to my room. Starting making out, and got the "it´s too soon to fuck" routine. Kept pushing the right buttons. Eventually, it´s not soon to Helen after 1 hour, cause we were banging.

She has a nice healthy D sized rack with big Areolas surrounding her nipples. I expected her butt to be bigger judging from my several stares at it throughout the day. It was still a nice ass but just didn´t have the "roundness" I expected. All in all, it was a good session, but I could tell she wasn´t very experienced.

It´s truly amazing when you think one of the more attractive strippers at a popular club is not very experienced in sex. She didn´t even know how to "tity tity bang bang", and she´s an extremely busty girl. She wondered why I had to finish jerking myself. She just wasn´t skilled enough with doing BJ´s to know how to get me off.

I guess this is why I like mongering in Lima. Where else can you get naive strippers who have not been plundered in everywhere but their ears!

I gave her 60 pesos (she looked puzzled) telling her it was for her taxi´s. She gave me a kiss on the cheek and left happy.

To be continued...

[Larry C]

Mr Mundo,

The Trocadero is located in Callo on Av Argentina. Most taxi drivers in Miraflores will know how to get there. If anyone is interested, I have the exact GPS coordinate (waypoint) of the Troc.

Dave 33 thanks for taking me out to the Troc when I was in Lima.