2005 Lima Reports

[Mountain Guy]

I was really impressed with all the mongering opportunities in Peru. Nibs and one of his Peruvian buddies surprised me at the hotel just after I checked in and took me on a whirlwind, all night tour my first night. We must have gone to 30 different places all over Lima. I was primed and ready for action with the first few chicas I met. Highlights were Cassanova, where Jenny was all over me while the dancing chicas were stuffing lit candles in all their holes. Also got CBJ and the main event at Luna Rota (is this the place, Nibs?) for 50. She was about a 6, but very friendly and eager to please.

Went to the turkish bath at Hotel Bruce the next day and was pleased with the selection and service. This was more of a pornstar performance and 300 for everything. If you want no hassle reliable service in the afternoon, although a bit expensive, this is a good choice.

I couldn't stop thinking about Jenny from Cassanova and took her the night I returned from Cusco. Performance wasn't great, but she was a 10--young, petite, perfect body. Very affectionate and great GFE. Was 300 for the works and she stayed 2 hours.

On my last night, Nibs took me on another lengthy tour of these places upstairs in buildings with no signs that you would never know exist. Liked almost everything I saw. Finally ended up at ?? & Relax and was in bad need of release. Took the first one I met, a 19 year old spinner. She didn't know any english so I asked Nibs to tell her I knew a language we could both understand. Paid 180 for massage and full service, including BBBJ. Performance was stellar, enthusiastic BJ, very tight.

Left and was worried about making my flight, but Nibs said "Hey, you got laid. It was worth it".

I overpaid for a couple of my rounds and had some really cheap ones like the 20 service at La Curva in Cusco. It all averaged out and I only get to do this once or twice a year so I didn't care.

Lima won't be the same without Nibs there to conduct the exhausting field research and testing.

[Mountain Guy]

After missing my hook up with Nibs, I went to the outside beer place next to Las Palmas on the corner of Pizza Alley. A couple young and pretty chicas who said they were sisters stopped to talk to me and asked me if they could join me "to practice their english". One said she did massages and was teaching her sister, who looked nothing at all like her. Bought them a couple drinks and they asked if I wanted a free massage. Went back to Las Palmas and they told me to undress and get on the bed. When I raised my head up, one pushed it back down, but I noticed the other one one near my clothes. I got up in time to catch her taking the cash out of my jeans and threw them out. Luckily, my cameras, passport, and credit cards were locked in my luggage so nothing was missing.

Ok, I'm a little naive and should have know better. Watch out.

[Mountain Guy]

I've been trying to give a report on my trip ever since I returned, but haven't been able to get into the site long enough for a post.

Las Palmas has been mentioned here frequently as a monger favorite, so I booked there. They are installing an elevator and it is a huge construction zone with dust and very loud noise starting at 8 a.m. every day. This was a big problem, as Nibs kept me out to 7 a.m. one night and 6 a.m. the other. I couldn't sleep even with ear plugs in. Mongers should avoid this hotel until the construction is over, and at the pace they were making, it could be months at least.

Also, the phone didn't work in my room, which I didn't discover until Nibs and I missed our meeting one night. He stopped by several times and they kept ringing my room, but of course it didn't work.

Nibs took me by Maria Luisa Hotel a couple times to try to hook up with Hoof Hunter and it looks like a much nicer place to stay and very quiet too.

[Hoof Hunter]

David_33,Nibu, Mountain_Guy, et al!!! Thanks for the info.

I never got a chance to meet up with you guys, but your information on this board was extremely valuable. I had a great trip and will provide a quick mini-report, forgive me, but can't remember names.

For now I will say that I hit the following spots (mongering/non-mongering):

Non-mongering

Pizza Alley (several places) - Rustica was good cheap food, and prime spot for chica checking as it's located right in front

Larco Mar - only during the day; thx Dave for the hint about nightlife there; cool mini outdoor shopping mall on a cliff overlooking the Pacific; some of the chicas working there were cute, start convos, they were interested, just never followed up

Casa Vieja - regular local disco; fits about 1500 people; 30 soles for all u can drink; mixed crowd of teenagers (18+) and late 20-somethings; decent non-pro action available; doubt if you'll score that night, but YMMV

Barranco (several places) - hit a cool local bar/disco in front of the park near "the bouvelard"; had regualr chicas with us; they enjoyed it and so did we; very few tourists; plenty of dancing and pisco sours flowing

Pub Cubana (Miraflores) - cool date place; subdued version of a Miami club/lounge; not large, but has bar dancers; fun atmosphere; non-pros available there

Tropicana Casino - took dates there to sing karaoke, was actually fun

Cybercupido (internet site) - had several chicas on call when I arrived; however, only contacted one; boned her within 1 hour of meeting her, and she came back the next day for more; cost: nothing, except a couple of drinks later that night.


Mongering

La Cucardas - best place I had the chance to get to; reminds me of a La Piscina/Atunes of Bogota fame; comfortable environment; many more quality chicas available than Troc; comfortable environment; yes, they clockwatch, but 40 soles for 30 mins? no big deal; had a bar area for you to ease into the scene - drinks up to approx. 15 soles; basically two hallways with rooms on each side; about maybe 30 chicas; met some from Cali, Ecuador, Maracaibo, etc.; really sweet chicas; my experience was great with the Ecuadorian; my buddy had a blast with the chica from Maracaibo and another spinner; my buddy's experience with the Calena wasn't very good, she was new; would definitely recommend; went on a Sun & Mon.; on Sun. there was a feautured performer named Pamela, blonde, stacked, had an attitude, and also a line of dudes waiting on her

Trocadero - Please heed David_33's advice; not for the faint of heart, and I'm from the Brooklyn, NYC slums in their heyday; the place is like an old prison-like building, what you'd remember from Alcatraz; only 5 decent chicas doable out of about 60 that we saw on a Monday, but the atmosphere alone was enough to scare off an erection; didn't even ask for prices; and please have your taxi wait for you

Tequila Rocks - left here every night around 7:30 a.m.!!! - hardcore chicas working there, but some decent ones; everyone quoted $100USD upfront, then backed down; pulled a couple out for $40USD for 2 hours, they always stayed later and provided a parting morning shot; one chica was being paid $150USD a night by some young American dude; flirted with her the 1st 2 nites; got her on my last night for $60 plus 20 soles taxi tip; sorry dudes, but I had to have her; she stayed til 12 p.m.; will be repeating, for dinner and drinks!!!! By the way, the free passes only work Mon-Thurs. nites.

Hotel Los Andes???? - got there at 4 on a Fri. morning; chicas presented were less than desirable; quoted $70USD for an hour or something; passed

Emmanuelle - taxi took us there, probably thought he was getting a commission; doorman told us 50 soles to enter; looked dead; passed on it

Taxi
Paid 40 soles from the airport; 30 soles going back using a car service; I know could've been cheaper, but flight was 4 hours late, arriving at 3 in the morning; I just wanted some action; damn the haggling at the airport

[Incaroca]

Sorry!!

I forget that if you want to see a cybercupido,s profile you have to be registered!!
But no problem....its free and secure, and the best way to contact with semi pros or non pros. When I go to Lima I always arrive with a pack of young limeñas contacts from this web!!

[Incaroca]

Hi Screwed Up!!

Off Course!! I had the pleasure to know (and taste) Zoby. look the photos I post in the photo section!

Be quiet with this girl! (advise for future users), shes a professinal tourist oriented hooker. She lived alone in Miraflores (lima,s most expensive quarter) with the money of her "victims". She dont work on local market, except in some local disco fiesta. She's specialised in contact foreigner people to be as a guide and a lover.
I contacted her in a curious way. I saw her profile in cybercupido.com, a web with thousands of latin chicas looking for a westerners. Her profile is:

http://www.cybercupido.com/mp5.cgi?s...&codde=F231088

In this profile he demands a "long term relationship"!!
I wrote her....very cool and polite, but the strange thing was that she told me that she had economic problems and wanted a "little help" of 300 Dolars!! After saw that she lived in Miraflores i obviously imagined that she was a tourist hooker. I sais her that I "help" her when I arrive to Lima.

My "help" wasnt this amount of money, of course. Only some free meals, drinks, fiesta , and a regard for taste her warm pussy.

So, its a nice girl, exotic cholita beauty, but be quiet with her demands.

Well, answering Caslung ...... Of course, peruvian girls are very friendly, and its normal that they offers you as a guide, her house, know their parents, etc.. In Lima there are few single tourists and thousands of young beauties looking for her westerner or american dream. But at the same time is a local tradition for the foreigners...so be quiet!! Not always this invitation is a free way to her pussy!!

[Hoof Hunter]

I'll be in Lima tonight. May be hooking up with Nibu et al tonight, and will call David tomorrow. If you're around, PM me to join forces in our hunt!!!

I'll report back when I return.

Judd-

The taxi info is really a backup, as I'm supposed to have someone meeting me at the airport.

Great info on the hotel. I'll check the rooms first before I downgrade to a junior. If seating place is the only major diff, the junior suite will work out well. I'll post my experience there as well for future travellers.

I'll check your reports for the massage info.

I have to go to San Martin de Porres to meet some friends, actually a buddy's grandmother. Just passing by to say hello.

Thanks for the feedback all!!!!

[Judd]

Hola Dudes,

MARIA LUISA HOTEL
There’s not much difference between the Junior and Senior Suite. The Senior Suite has a larger seating area. I opted to stay with the Junior Suite. I didn’t feel it was worth it to upgrade for the price difference. Don’t forget to pick up a couple of free passes to Tequila located in the lobby area.

AIRPORT CABFARE
I paid 12 soles for a ride to Miraflore from the airport. Nibs really worked it. 15 should do the trick. Keep in mind, you have to walk thru the parking lot and flag a cab from the street which borders the airport. This is a mild pain in the ass especially if you’re toting a large suitcase and carry-on. The cabbies just outside the terminal will charge around 15us.

SEMI-PROS
I agree with Lima Busy in that non-pros and pros usually don’t mingle together. It’s usually one or the other. The Break and Club Tropical are good clubs to checkout the local scene. The night I went to the Break, a really good salsa band was performing. Got hammered! Fairly young crowd though.

MASSAGE IN MIRAFLORES.
I went to a place located next to Tequila. I received a massage with release for 40 soles (check prior posts for exact price and location.) However, FS was not available with this chica. Another massage parlor I went to was on Aviacion 2040. It’s about a 10 minute cab ride from Miraflores. Price was the same for massage and HJ. They opened at 10:00am and I believe FS was available. Have a pic of the of chica attached to a prior post (2003).

SAN MARTIN DE PORRES
Check with Nibs on this one. I nailed a virgin (no joke) who lived in San Martin. She took me there one night to meet her family. Looked pretty fucking dangerous to me. The red flag being a lot of dirt and broken cement around the road and housing areas. I don’t know what it is about Lima, but that seems to be the general theme. If you see lots of dirt and rubble around the road, you’re probably in a dangerous locale.

Should be in Lima for the first part of February. Anyone in town shoot me a pm.

Late,

Judd

[tylerdurdan]

Hi,

I just arrived in Lima, would be interested in hooking up for a beer and some chicas.

I'm staying in Miraflores.

Ciao

[Member #4351]

Up until the house offer, its all normal. The Peruvian girls are really friendly and since there is a lack of gringos around, would like to meet someone for a possible long term relationship. I have often had offers to meet me at the airport. The deal is that they probably want to get you under control right off the bat so that you don't start hanging with the competition. As far as if everything is on the up and up, I'll be happy to get together with you Fri. to check things out. Don't let her know that I live here...make her think that I'm a tourist also. If you want..PM me.

[Screwed Up]

I don't know about Colombian chicks, but I do know about Peruvians.

And yes, that sounds pretty normal for Peruvian girls that is.

She is prolly trying to get grip on you so you won't be fucking around to much once you notice how easy it is.

Another thing now, all these girls were boned for free, but we suspect them to be hoes anyway. Anyone did these? Just curious.

Zoby
http://www.ivosfotos.com/peru-zoby/

Susana
http://www.ivosfotos.com/peru-susana/

Jessica
http://www.ivosfotos.com/peru2004/im...s/image377.htm

[Caslug]

I was chatting online w/ this hottie(part time model) fr lima, i met her thru the internet. We only exchange couple of email before the chat. She already emailed me her phone number to call her when i'm in town. So we are chatting not flirting or anything, she asked when i'm coming into town, where i'm staying, etc., What i've found odd was couple of things, about couple of minutes into our chat the following happens:

a) AFTER i told her i will be in town the weekend of 1/21, SHE ASKED,"have you bought your ticket yet?" I thought that was odd BECAUSE, i told her i was GOING, NOT just planning to be in town, of course i have my ticket, actually i got tons of FF miles. Was this a BS filter questions, to filter out guys that just talk?

b) She asked what my flight number is, because she offer to PICK ME UP at the airport! Now I thought that was REAL strange because we barely know each other. I politely decline telling her my flight gets in past midnight.

c) As we chat some more, i tell her i also was meeting some gringo buddies in lima. I always tell chicas i have friends in town so i have ready excuse to "hang w/ the boys" ie, mongering. She tend offers to introduce her friend to MY FRIENDS! I said, thank you i'll ask. BTW, David/milkster if any of you guys want to me to set this up, i can setup for friday night 1/21!

d) After the chat, i read her email that sent Prior to us chatting, she wrote,"hospedarte significa alojar y te brindo mi casa y mi
amistad espero verte muy pronto llamame" the translation program spits out, i offer my house and friendship to you, etc.,.

So are peruvian chicas really friendly and nice or i got pyscho on my hand? And i'll be kidnapped and abused by a peruvian hottie! LOL..

I notice just fr the response i get from the interneting dating sites, the peruvians chicas seem friendly and much quicker to offer phone number and tourguide service than even the colombian chicas. I keep reading about how Peruvian chicas are more friendly and easier than Colombians, surely this can't be true?

[Screwed Up]

I arrived last night at 1AM. I did't really keep contact with many chicks since my last time in Lima. This is my fourth time and my last time was 11 months ago.

So me and my buddy went to Tequila to get drunk and maybe pick up some hoes. Getting drunk was our main goal though.

How funny it is that I met one of my free girls Susana:

Oh yes, it's like 3 months ago since she last went to Tequila (yeah, right). She was there with her sister (who is an even hotter bombshell and a known Peruvian model). I'll have pictures of her sister prolly tomorrow.

So I went with Susana to the hostal she lives in. I did have to pay for an extra room as she didn't want to be fucked with her sister sleeping in the bed next to us. So I paid 35 soles for the room and banged Susana in the little garden that room has in the sun at 6AM. Life is good.

My buddy picked up her friend.

All sex was free.

You'll recognize these girls because they are prolly the ones using this introductory phrase: No soy puta, mis amigas no son putas, pero si puedes hablamos.

Susana isn't such a good fuck, btw and she doesn't give head. But as she's so tiny I can throw her around any which way I want.

Went to Comas today to visit the parents of my ex-novia back in Belgium and drop my dirty laundery. I don't life in Belgium anymore and I'm moving around now. Using hotels for dirty laundery is expensive.

On the way back went to Scarlet in Los Olivos (strip club and *****house) at 4PM.
2 hot chicks in the place. Wanted to do a threesome, but went for Angela instead. 18yo and from the Selva. Has only been working for a week and it kinda shows. CBJ and was about to come on her chest. Couldn't finish up so I fucked her again untill I came.
120 soles/h. She was ok. I did whatever I wanted pullling hair, slapping ass, positions, but wouldn't repeat again as her rithm kinda sucks.

I'll have more stories tomorrow.

[Member #4351]

I'll be around. PM me. As far as the noise in Las Palmas goes,,,if you've got some extra $$, a monger was just down here...didn't like Las Palmas and found a new hotel a few blocks away called the Hotel Colòn. I picked him up there and was impressed. New and modern...even a little pool. He got it including breakfast for $50 a day. Fast internet for guests also.

[Mountain Guy]

Hey Nibs,

Thanks much for the tour last night. I went to sleep dreaming about that hottie from Casanova. I think I have to have her. The $16 chica was fun though.

My hotel (Las Palmas) was really noisy. I used ear plugs and still was kept awake. I´m going to cruise aroung the City, get a massage and hj, then sleep all afternoon. See you tonight.