2005 Lima Reports

[Dickhead]

Greetings fellow mongers. I will be arriving in Lima on Christmas Day and would like to proceed immediately to Trujillo. My flight arrives at 9:40 AM.

1) Will the intercity buses be running on Christmas Day?
2) Someone told me Trujillo is 8 hours by bus and another guy claims it's 6 hours. Anyone know the truth?
3) Approximate bus fare?
4) Is Lima like Buenos Aires with one big intercity bus terminal or is it like Santiago with several, each serving a few different cities?
5) How much should I pay for a cab from the airport to the bus station?

Any other helpful advice will be appreciated.

Sincerely,

Richard T. Head, Esq.

[R Brandon]

Post deleted.

[Surfer]

Costa Rica, Curacao and Buenos Aires are places I would take my wife (if I still had one LOL!) or mother (if she wasn't too old to travel). HARDLY a resume of of hardcore mongering venues or exotic, Third world, locations. More Conde Naste than ISG LOL!

He DOES mention Indonesia, one of the VERY best places on Earth for GFE, yet has no posts on Indonesia and one can specualte his experience was limited to Bali or Batam (weekend getaway for rich Singaporean chinese). So Jetsetter, DO set the record straight on your mongering experience in Indonesia (or it will confirm the impression that you are a narcissist poseur). STICKING OUT TONGUE EMOTICON.

Also, he cannot spell Colombia correctly (uses a U like the majority of the uninformed) and apparently lacks the cojones to go despite admitting the best looking women on Earth are from Colombia (he deduced this from a trip to Curacao according to his post to Ricker).

[Surfer]

either he is he is quite funny or he is richly deserving of being droped off dwon by the docks in Callao late at night. STILL not sure which.

[Matt Navan Man]

I humbly proclaim that I am a world-class monger of the highest order, having hungrily sampled the carnal menu offered in Amsterdam, Buenos Aires, Costa Rica, Curacao, Denver, Indonesia, New York, Prague, and a truck stop near Cheyenne, Wyoming.

Hi "Jetsetter"

How can you possibly claim to be a world-class monger?

Your list of countries mongered is above average but quite limited and having never sampled the delights of Thailand, Cambodia, Philippines, Vietnam or China (in no particular order) you haven't lived yet. I suggest extensive reading of this forum and then some serious expenditure at your local travel agency!

[Member #4351]

Mr Jetsetter,

And I make so much that I fly Business Class.

[Lima Busy]

MrJetsetter,
Having written numerous reports on the scene in Lima, I must say I feel slighted in your research and hope that next time you would include a few kind words?

I have been carefully studying every Lima report from January 2004 on in preparation for my upcoming trip to Lima in May 2006. The essence of my research can be distilled into the following inescapable conclusions:

1. The ladies of Lima are uniformly "butt ugly."

I have to agree with you on this point. Lima is known for it's tailoring and they really should do something with those uniforms!

David 33 is a commissioned tout/pimp for the Trocadero club, constantly shepherding visiting mongers to this exotic, hard-to-reach establishment and making so damn much money in the process he can jet off to BA or SEA on a whim. Do the math: 20% x *$8US x 100s of visiting ISG newbies = a considerable fortune.

I have often wondered about this myself. The entrance fee is only $4, but I bet he has been tacking on another $4 for himself. I also think he pay's for the gas and buy's dinner so these newbie's don't know they are getting ripped off.

By factoring in the "big three" of value, quality and performance, there are really only five "must visit" mongering establishments in Lima: the BT at the Hotel los Andes, Tequila Rock, Clun Nene (or Nenne?), Club Emmanuelle, and the Suites of Barranco.

You have gone to far now MRJetsetter!!!!!!! You have just given up Lima's resident monger's most closely guarded secrets.

One doesn't need to worry about not speaking Spanish. In fact, since English is the world's most dominant and superior language -- the linguistic glue that binds the global economy -- you will be doing the puta a favor by refusing to speak Spanish with her and encouraging her to at least speak English on a rudimentary level.

Most experienced LA mongers know you only need spanish when you are in a dangerous area or confronted by the Policia and then the line ( Donde es tu puta de madre) will usually generate assistance. Sorry if I gave away one of those secrets in your trome.

I humbly proclaim that I am a world-class monger of the highest order, having hungrily sampled the carnal menu offered in Amsterdam, Buenos Aires, Costa Rica, Curacao, Denver, Indonesia, New York, Prague, and a truck stop near Cheyenne, Wyoming. If time permits, I might be willing to share a portion of my expertise with Lima mongers next May, in exchange for drinks and dinner and a possible trip to the Troc. Please PM me for a sneak preview of my soon-to-be-released tome, "An Expert's Guide to the Dos and Don'ts of Successful International Mongering," co-written with TonyUSA.

Ohh, can I have the contact details on that truckstop?

LB

[Mr Jetsetter]

I have been carefully studying every Lima report from January 2004 on in preparation for my upcoming trip to Lima in May 2006. The essence of my research can be distilled into the following inescapable conclusions:

1. The ladies of Lima are uniformly "butt ugly."
2. David 33 is a commissioned tout/pimp for the Trocadero club, constantly shepherding visiting mongers to this exotic, hard-to-reach establishment and making so damn much money in the process he can jet off to BA or SEA on a whim. Do the math: 20% x *$8US x 100s of visiting ISG newbies = a considerable fortune.
3. By factoring in the "big three" of value, quality and performance, there are really only five "must visit" mongering establishments in Lima: the BT at the Hotel los Andes, Tequila Rock, Clun Nene (or Nenne?), Club Emmanuelle, and the Suites of Barranco.
4. One doesn't need to worry about not speaking Spanish. In fact, since English is the world's most dominant and superior language -- the linguistic glue that binds the global economy -- you will be doing the puta a favor by refusing to speak Spanish with her and encouraging her to at least speak English on a rudimentary level.

I humbly proclaim that I am a world-class monger of the highest order, having hungrily sampled the carnal menu offered in Amsterdam, Buenos Aires, Costa Rica, Curacao, Denver, Indonesia, New York, Prague, and a truck stop near Cheyenne, Wyoming. If time permits, I might be willing to share a portion of my expertise with Lima mongers next May, in exchange for drinks and dinner and a possible trip to the Troc. Please PM me for a sneak preview of my soon-to-be-released tome, "An Expert's Guide to the Dos and Don'ts of Successful International Mongering," co-written with TonyUSA.

[Leparticular]

Got back home last sunday after a two week stint in Lima and surrounding area.
I gotta admit that Lima has easily become one of the best places I've been and I've been around a lot. I really destressed my mind and soul while there and I feel refreshed.

As far as mongering goes all of my girls where street walkers whom I picked up at Pizza Alley, Arequipa, centre lima, etc. all over. I've had 1 or two chicas every night I was there (except for the first and last nights). Some didn't want me to take their photos, some asked me to cover their faces and still some didn't care at all and were quite happy to pose. I'll share the photos in the photo thread. I didn't pay more than s50 to any of the chicas I've been with. The cheapest I've paid was s40.

As far as quality of women are concerned, it was all over the place. I'd rate it an 8/10. Although I'm sure the 9s and 10s aren't street walking but gotta a high paying gig at one of the high end brothels.

Anyway, I stayed in an apartment on Ave. Grau in Barranco just a couple of blocks from the water and totally enjoyed my time there as it was very nice and safe. I've only seen the owners the first and last days. It cost me $25 U.S. a night.

I met a taxi driver whom offered to drive me around for s15/hr which I've found to be quite good. I'm not sure what you Lima people pay but I thought it was cheep. At that rate a ride to the airport and back is s15! I took him 2-3 hours south of Lima one time to places like Hermosa, San bartolo, etc. He also used to bring me a chica every day at 6 p.m. I gave him s20 for his troubles.
Lima is so good, Chicas are delivered!!! hahaha..
Too bad I met him on my 4th or 5th day, can't remember exactly which. He also told me about a brothel called NeNe on Argentina Ave. Cuadro 9. He recommended it and drove me by it one time. When your driving on Argentina and come to the number 975 (which is quite prominent) turn on that little street and it's right there.

I'm kicking myself over not going to the Casino right across Larco mar on the foot of Larco Av. though. I'm not a gambler but decided to go kill a few hours and a few bucks in that place one night. I met this one lady that works there. SHe's quite light, tall and I think she goes by the name Clara or something similar. her english is ok as well. Anyways, after a lengthy chat I asked her to come over to my place the next day before work. She works the late night shift 11 - 7 I think. She agreed, and was quite pleasant the whole time. She took my address and all. I wasn't even tipping her much so it's not like she was milking me or anything. But the ***** didn't show up the next day, and I had a flight schedueled that night and couldn't return to the Casino. Oh well, who knows what happened. Anyways, I hope one of you studs gets a piece of that ass for me.

Lima a great town with great people, food, weather, scenery and most importantly Pussy!!!!!

[Lima Busy]

Apine,

I have been traveling to Lima for many years and have always been impressed with its potential. They have world class hotels, the finest dining, upscale bars and a very European feel. While Lima has most of the infrastructure in place to make it a great destination, it is seriously lacking, when it comes to Casino’s and high-end escorts. I heard that they expanded the casino at the Marriott and built a new one over at the Doubletree but they need to wean these Peruvians off the tragamoneda’s (slot machines) if they want to bring in a good crowd.

Have not had a chance to check these out in quite awhile as most gringo's play blackjack at the Hacienda. I would generally agree with you as it is impossible to find a good game of poker or craps in this town. When I get a chance, I will let you know.

On the bright side there are a lot of well dressed, well educated women in there 30’s that you can find over in San Isidro(around Camino Real) Surco (El Polo) and shopping in La Molina (Jockey Plaza). The Placere’s girls will generally go with you for $150.00 a day plus expenses.

Most of the classy (read Euro descent) Limena's won't have anything to do with a gringo. If they are slumming (looking for gringo's) they will be over in the Miraflores spots known for the other "white meat" Obviously if you are a classy european or even better yet from spain, you will have no problems. Most Limena's think I am european and always give me eye until I open my mouth.

Another option is these liquor models you see working at Santa Isabel/Tottus/Wong’s.

Santa Isabel is gone, now it is Vivanda, I find the best models over in the tottus in San Isidro.

[Suave Gato]

I have been traveling to Lima for many years and have always been impressed with its potential. They have world class hotels, the finest dining, upscale bars and a very European feel. While Lima has most of the infrastructure in place to make it a great destination, it is seriously lacking, when it comes to Casino’s and high-end escorts. I heard that they expanded the casino at the Marriott and built a new one over at the Doubletree but they need to wean these Peruvians off the tragamoneda’s (slot machines) if they want to bring in a good crowd. On the bright side there are a lot of well dressed, well educated women in there 30’s that you can find over in San Isidro(around Camino Real) Surco (El Polo) and shopping in La Molina (Jockey Plaza). The Placere’s girls will generally go with you for $150.00 a day plus expenses. I have found Emmanuelle’s and Suites de Barranco to have the best choices and if you get to know some of the girls, they can be convinced to take off work and stay/travel with you. Another option is these liquor models you see working at Santa Isabel/Tottus/Wong’s. I have met a few young gems from time to time and although young they are energetic. I have not been to Madonna Club yet, can anybody tell me what the bar fine is for overnight? And are multiple days possible?

ALP

[Shamas]

Went to Madonna Club last night, it wasn´t hard to find as they have a very good map on thier web site. Entry fee was S/30 which included a drink. I looked over the girls, most were very pretty to say the least. One who I spent most of my time talking to was very cute, had a great body with smallish tits. She smiled and moved and moved and smiled and in short was an excellent piece of eye candy. No signs of having any kids and skin was flawless and firm. Did I mention how cute she was and what a great smile she had. Well most of the girls there were quite pretty.

I tried to see about getting her out of there to my hotel, way to expensive.

The staff was excellent and helpful, did everything they could to make me comfortable.

[Enricos]

The young ladies in the Madonna club look hot.

[Cultvult]

After spending a few hours one night with just one delectable young woman (see earlier post), it was time to try something completely different. Went to Las Curcadas around lunchtime and there were about 15 girls 'on duty' with only about 5 men in all during the 2 hours I was there. The girls are mostly in their late teens/ early 20s and quite attractive (see prices, directions and setup in recent posts by others). I began with a dark-skinned and athletic girl who said she was from the north of Peru - looking quite Amazonian-native. The routine seems to be CBJ followed by any position(s) of your choice till finish within 20-30 minutes with a wash-up provided. The last procedure seems to be quite odd with the girl doing the washing with the shower-head and liquid-soap while you are asked to hold a plastic basin which then gets emptied into the bidet in the bedroom.

After a short rest my second choice was a petite mestiza who wooed me around the corridors and turned out to be from Ecuador - like a couple of others. Same routine, except I changed the washup to having her hold the showerheard while I washed myself directly over the bidet. After a longer rest, I went with a girl I had declined earlier, not being into ample racks. But we had started chatting (really using mostly smiles and nods with the odd word or phrase) while being amused by a dance routine rehearsal in the bar area. Viviana was a mid-20s white blonde from Peru with great attitude, and had a room with the most mirrors. Though she spoke no English, she faked her orgasms with 'Yes, yes' which was funny and I teased about her great dramatic talent. A fascinating, no-fuss and inexpensive alternative experience in Lima - worth a try.

[XXL]

Jaimito,

A first-rate report. Your appraisal of Troc vs Cucardas tallies with mine. I missed San Pablo altogether, and none of the taxi drivers to point me to it either! All the more reason to keep Lima on my shopping list of countries. The sex market in Lima is 90% low-end and 10% high-end (the reverse would apply in places like Sao Paulo or Rio). That's what makes Lima such a special place. Whether you've got extra money is irrelevant, having your way with good-looking females for the price of a hamburger is thrilling in its own right.