2005 Lima Reports

[Surfer]

NOTHING like Cabo, for example. But the prices for chicas bear no resemblance to most parts of Mexico, either. The North is warmer and has better beaches, but if you want great beaches and garotas go to Brasil man! I've never been to the DR, by choice, but I HAVE read TONS of reports and seen TONS of pictures.

But since your Spanish is so good why not try Colombia?

[Surfer]

Didn't know you had a fav either.

HH: I thought Camila was EXCELLENT, VERY GFE. Wanted to take her out, and offered a salida/multa, but Nancy said they never allow that there. She wasn't thrilled with 30 for a tip, but she would have gotten 10 times that had she come to my place. C'est la vie.

Surprised to hear you say Cucardas is more pricey because price is supposed to be 30S, 40 for the "stars". R&V tips equal that.

[Lima Busy]

David33,
I did not know she was your "favorita". Viviana likes to drink her scotch straight, Loves DATY (made me perform in the jacuzzi and the sauna) and from what I understand only permits CIM for select clients as well. Ja Ja!

LB

[LuvumBare]

You mentioned an amateur in your PM. Is R the one?
I still have not fixed the dates for my trip.
I gather from LB's post that older gringos can still have a good time in LIM.
Thanks you for your help, I'll keep in touch via PM.
'bare

[Member #4351]

CultVult, I´m glad you got along with the girl, she had a good time too and you were her first P4P experience.

There is a highly recommended Pizza place on dos de mayo in San Isidro, one block further along than San Ceferino. I forgot the name, but it is very well known and on the left side of the street.

Viviana at Relax and Vida doesn´t give BBBJs, only covered with very rare exceptions. Gives me great service, but the downside is that like all Peruvians, she´s super jealous which means that going with another girl there is risking a Lorena Bobbit if I ever went with her again. Well she doesn´t work on Sat...and said that there wouldn´t be any problem if I went with another girl when she isn´t there. I wouldn´t worry about it except that I get super service from her.

[Jaimito Cartero]

last night i met a attractive 30 something "terapeuta" at cafe z. i told her i would give you her number as she claims to be good but she told me no "happy ending". i thought she said $50 for a hour but that would be outragious even for incall.

if it´s dollars, it´s certainly outrageous. if it´s soles it might be a bit high.

i checked out perutops a bit after my last trip. i might check it before i leave this time. thanks for the reminder.

lima is fairly laid back, and i don´t have to watch my back like i did in rio.

[Lima Busy]

jc, i am glad you did not say "gary busey", thanks for your choice! i know i should not clutter up the board discussing "italian washing machine rinse cycles" so i will move on.

i have not been but there are other well rated spa's on perutops. they have one section that rates the best massage chica's in lima.

last night i met a attractive 30 something "terapeuta" at cafe z. i told her i would give you her number as she claims to be good but she told me no "happy ending". i thought she said $50 for a hour but that would be outragious even for incall.

they have a good back/neck/head massage down at larco mar that is 1 sole per minute. they usually set up just past the escalator by tony romas.

last night we tried to get into several pena's but the lines were like studio 54 in the 70's. instead we headed over to "la noche' in barranco. monday is a well known "latin jazz" scene. it starts at 11pm but only got crowded about 1:30. there were a few single hotties there but not like a normal monday when it is not a holiday.

barranco was definetly the place to be last night. i was walking down the strip about 2am and hoards of girls were streaming in. luckly the weather is changing so it is all halter's and low rise jeans. we call peruvian asscrack here a "peruvian smile" and i am looking forward to alot of smiles this summer!

lb

[Cultvult]

Recently had a great few hours in my hotel room with a delightful girl called R. She´s 20 and a non-pro with supposedly limited experience which might explain her friendly GF style. Though not my ideal in terms of looks, she has the type of body I like - petite. Most important of all she had great attitude and was keen to experiment. She spoke scarcely any English and me no Spanish, yet we had a great time - which says a lot about her. I have David_33 to thank for this excellent introduction to Lima, after I had lucked out calling some other numbers for girls provided kindly by another ISG member - either no response or a male voice. I have misplaced the phone number R gave me so you will need to contact David_33 if keen.

[Jaimito Cartero]

Anybody following the "M" saga, here is the update. Her sponser left for California yesterday. He did not want her to live in his apartment while he was gone for two weeks and sought my advice. I told him he had a obligation to provide her with a job and a living even while he was gone. We came to a arrangement where she would have a key that she would leave with the doorman whenever she went out. Also agreed that she could not have visitors other then my buddy and I checking up on her and buying her lunch.

Being a good friend I checked up on "M" this afternoon to teach her how to use the itailan washing machine and give her some money so she could go out with her friends tonite. As usuual she was very appreciative of the job we had gotten her. I taught her a few other new things as well.

Yeah, I hear that washing machine takes two hours to go through a cycle. And then you have to use the English dryer. Gosh, I´d just ·hate· to have to be stuck with ¨M¨for that amount of time.

Actually, I don´t think I believe you that she says Thank You afterwards. Some things I just have to see to believe, I guess. Cough.

I do like the attitude at R & V. Seems very laid back, and sure they´ll ask for tips, but aren´t too aggressive. I do understand that some guys want FS, so may not like it. We can´t all have the young Nick Nolte look, like Lima Busy!

I´m going to explore some of the lower end places this week, but am sure I will hit R & V one or two more times before I leave.

[Lima Busy]

I am glad to hear you are having a good time! Viviana at r&V was the one I did last week. I did not want to comment about R&V because my experiences have been so much different from alot of you on this board. I have not been with Camilia yet, but I have never gotten out of there in under 2 hours, usually it is 2 1/2, I have never been asked for a tip. I always tip 30-50 anyway. The girls and management have alway's been extremely "gracious" and I usually walk out of their and can not be with another P4P for at least 3 days. It has always been GFE 100% for me.

In the interest of science, I will book Camilia as soon as I can and report back.

Anybody following the "M" saga, here is the update. Her sponser left for California yesterday. He did not want her to live in his apartment while he was gone for two weeks and sought my advice. I told him he had a obligation to provide her with a job and a living even while he was gone. We came to a arrangement where she would have a key that she would leave with the doorman whenever she went out. Also agreed that she could not have visitors other then my buddy and I checking up on her and buying her lunch.

Being a good friend I checked up on "M" this afternoon to teach her how to use the itailan washing machine and give her some money so she could go out with her friends tonite. As usuual she was very appreciative of the job we had gotten her. I taught her a few other new things as well.

JC, as I told you when I met you, "M" has learned to say "thank you very much" in english when the deed is done.

Okay, Tonite happens to be one of the biggest nights in Lima as tomorrow is a holiday. Although the bars in Miraflores and Barranco are more into the halloween deal, The Penas with "Dia Criollia" is going to be much more happening.

As they say in Paris (Amour toujour, tonite for sure) applies doublely for LIMA!

Buena Suerte Todo!
LB

[Jaimito Cartero]

Well my buddy Seismo told me about the Finnish massage in Lince (Jose Ugarte 274. Open all days 10am-10pm). My lunch date with a Cybercupido chica never came through, so I decided to head to lunch in San Isidro (I´ll report on that later), and then off to get a massage.

I really like deep muscle massages, and a happy ending is always nice too. Now I know that some guys like FS at a massage place. I´m not too picky for the most part. I´ll take a good BBBJ as a finish with no complaints.

I get there from San Isidro (4 soles taxi), and head up. I swear the lady tells me 45 soles for 45 minutes of massage. I go into the room and there are 6 chicas there. One heads out as soon as I sit down, so that leaves 5.

All look to be between 23-35. All have one train in common. Big tits. The smallest is a C. Two or three look acceptable, the other two would be marginal, but, yeah, I´d do em in a pinch.

I choose the youngest looking one, with the smallest tits (C cup), Karel.

We head upstairs, and get a room. Decent enough, with shower in a separate room connected to the massage room.

Karel´s massage is decent, but nothing spectacular. When we get to the fun part, she asks what I want. She asks if I want FS, or a BJ. I tell her to take her clothes off. She does, and has a decent body, some tattoos of what look like dolphins circling her belly button. She has a scar on her chest, but not too bad, maybe 3/4¨.

I ask for a BBBJ, but she will only do it covered. Even then, it´s not very good. No DFK, and just not clicking. She then tries a hand job that just is mediocre. I decide that I won´t waste it here with her, and just tell her to stop.

Here they have a little receipt book that the girl fills out. She puts in 30 for the massage and 100 soles for the tip. WTF! I tell her that she must be kidding. With a straight face, she says no. ¨Nude, BJ, blah, blah, blah¨. I just start to laugh. I tell her that I´m giving her 20. She says, no. 100. She then says 50. Given the service 20 is all I´m going to give her. I tell her 20 or nothing.

She complains, but writes out another one for 20 for the tip. At the desk they try to charge me 55 soles total. I say that the massage is listed at 30. She says that with Sauna it´s another 5. I reminded her that I didn´t use the sauna, and so all was well. I mentioned the 100 soles tip thing and told her that it was ridiculous.

I had just enough money to head over to Relax y Vida. It was about 3:15pm, so I figured it would be the perfect time. I got a taxi to Santa Catalina (3 soles). Most everyone is dressed up for Halloween. The front door lady is a witch, the manager is a devil. Again, only two girls downstairs. It appears that most people reserve the chicas they want. There was Katarina and Viviana (Bibiana?) there, and Viviana was nicer looking. However, I just didn´t get a good vibe off of her.

They told me that all the other girls were booked when they came off their current appointment. I decided to go with Katarina, even though she wouldn´t have been my first choice.

They ask if I want sauna and such, but I just want a massage. I want to have a good bed, so I won´t end up in that room like last time on a hard concrete bench.

We go upstairs and Katarina helps me undress. She´s fairly affectionate, but not as good as Paloma. Only LFK. She gives a pretty good massage, and when it comes time for the fun, she will only give a CBJ. Wow, my luck is just the pits today.

After she works on me for 5 minutes, I tell I´m going to DATY. It was rather akward trying to do it on the table, so I sat up while she had her legs spread on the table. Not perfect, but it allowed me to work on her for 10 minutes or so. She let me finger her, but seemed rather tender inside.

She has nice small C cup. She just came back a week ago, as she had a kid a few months back. Yes, you guessed right. She´s got a little bit of milk there. (She doesn´t like to give it away though!) She says she´s 21yo, but looks 2-3 years older to me. Medium height, good body for someone who has just had a kid. Face is a 6, body a 7.75.

I got back on the table, and I guess she took pity on my dick, and took the rubber off. She wiped Mr. Happy down with alcohol, and then started a so-so BBBJ. She only did it a few minutes, and then stopped to just do a HJ. I was getting close, so told her to start the BBBJ again. I had to ask her 3 or 4 times before she did. Just as she was just starting to blow me again, I told her no, but she wasn´t quick enough, and got 1/2 a mouth of cum, which she didn´t like. Not intentional, I can only control it so much.

She was a tad upset, but seemed to take it stride. She spat it out, and then proceeded to gargle with rubbing alcohol. Yeech!

I gave her 35 soles, and she asked for more (of course). I said I only had enough to pay the front desk and my taxi ride. I showed her the 70 soles in my hand. She said, ¨But it´s only 30 soles for the massage¨. Wow. I don´t recall reading this anywhere that if you skipped the other stuff it was only 30 soles. This is quite a deal. She gave me a yellow plastic chip to give the front desk.

At 30 soles for just the massage, this is a much better deal. I can do without the steam room.

I did snap a couple of pics (without showing the face). I don´t know if I can upload my pics while in Lima since I don´t have a card reader for my camera here.

Again, I really like the attitude of the management here. Everyone is very cordial, even the girl at the entrace when I squeezed her big butt. In general, no FS, but even the worst one here is good.

[Dick Rambone]

Still I would not return as it would be a hit and miss. Plenty of action elsewhere and guarantee fs.

[Hoof Hunter]

I was there last weekend a couple of times, after not being there since May 2005.

Rates - 70 soles for 1 hour, sauna, jacuzzi, massage, exfoliating treatment; 35 soles for 30 min massage.

In May, chicas graciously accepted 20-30 soles (on advice from the mongers on perutops) for a tip. This time, chicas wanted 50-100 soles for a tip. They were disappointed when I only gave one 20 soles, and another 30 soles.

Service-wise, Deborah does full service there in the sauna. Quiet as kept, it's against the rules. She got the 30 soles tip, my change from the 100 soles that paid with. She's a bit chunky, but game for FS and BJs. Just a matter of time before she gets caught. She does give one of the best massages in the place.

Was supposed to hook up with "Paloma" after work, and we did actually meet in Calle de las Pizzas after she got off. But they (she and a friend) wanted to go to Larcomar to eat, and I just wanted something quick and definitely wasn't bankrolling their night out. Plus, I had other people waiting for me to head out partying. Oh well.

The next day, I chose "Camila"....long curly black hair, slim body, still sexy Camila, I wasn't impressed at all. She preferred to dance more than give me a massage. After a while, the act wore thin. It was she who brought up the 100 soles tip (her "rate," as she is supposedly the top draw there) for a massage conversation. I told her that I've never given anything more than 20 or 30 soles for a propina. She told me she was different. Right then and there in the sauna, she lost my interest completely. Meanwhile, she stayed in her bikini (in the jacuzzi), no touching allowed, no BJ, no nothing. After all of this, I left the massage early and gave her a 20 soles tip, as I was on a time schedule, and she was indeed a buzzkill for me. Needed a good massage, but she didn't administer a good one. She might have gotten a larger tip out of me, but I almost left without giving her anything. Cool chica to look at and even hang with, but in my experience, well over-rated. YMMV.

I put the chicas names in quotes because I have their real names along with their e-mails as I'm supposed to be sending them their pics. I hung out in the lounge for a few hours after my session with the Deborah one time, and drank on the house (courtesy of Nancy the manager and Patty the receptionist).

Next time, I'll probably go to Relax y Vida for a massage alone. I do like the place, and the chicas are warm and friendly nonetheless. Then to Las Cucardas for the debauchery. A little more costly, but I'll be satisfied in both ways I wish to be, FS with a hot chica for cheap, and a good massage.

FYI - I am loving the 3.38 soles to $1USD exchange rate. I'll be back soon to take full advantage of it.

[Jaimito Cartero]

JC

I have gone to Relax before and had the same experience that you did. Bj only no FS. They are good looking but I got disapointed about not getting FS. Maybe others have different experience. That is why I usually ending getting the babes from Placeres or Nenas.

Dick

I knew going in that it wasn´t usually on the menu. I always ask, just in case, though.

[Dick Rambone]

JC

I have gone to Relax before and had the same experience that you did. Bj only no FS. They are good looking but I got disapointed about not getting FS. Maybe others have different experience. That is why I usually ending getting the babes from Placeres or Nenas.

Dick