Isaan Region (including Udon Thani, KK, Khorat)

[Pita123]

Claimed she was horny - I understood the Thai word when she said it but now I can't remember it.

Was the word perhaps see-ow?

[Lastman]

heck this is an ugly part of the country and sadly not many great looking girls. there is really only one place to meet girls and that is the speed disco, many young ones looking to hook with a foreigner.

saying that like the rest of thailand easy to pick up a girl / smile a lot and they will discreetly go back to your room. there are not many jobs in the area and they are so thankful for the extra money.

but patts it ain't and the temples in the area not a lot.

[Opebo]

Bus station scene radically reduced due to one of these horrible fairs being set up in that area, centered on exactly the street where the girls usually most hang out. Still a few girls at the quite end of the bus station itself but no more than half a dozen when I checked.

Hopefully it will come back, but man do I hate these special occasions and fairs.

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[Opebo]

I drove to Khon Kaen yet again, and as usual found it exhausting to operate a motor-car in a large town. I think using automobiles is of debatable utility, don't you gentlemen?

I wanted to visit Ceasar but had already parked at the Kosa parking garage and dreaded entering traffic again, so I looked at Kosa Soapy. At five thirty PM it was full of girls, a few of which were pretty. They even had three sideliners - kind of a new thing at this Soapy - for 2,200. I tried the youngest looking one, who turned out to be 24, with large fake breasts and very pretty overall. Strangely enough this one very capable, enthusiastically taking a very long, deep, hard fuck without complaint, and even appearing to enjoy it. Claimed she was horny - I understood the Thai word when she said it but now I can't remember it. Good BBBJ, and some kissing with toungue too (been absolutely ages since I've done that).

Alas I could not come wearing the condom, even though it was lubricated with mineral oil and thus quite compliant. Didn't break though, and I had to try to finish via hand-job, but couldn't even finish that way. She seemed a bit befuddled - perhaps no one had ever failed to spurt with her given her looks - but I find if I can't get what I want I often cannot come. I thought I'd report on her though and the rather extensive lineup at Kosa because I think it would be very satisfying to the less demanding mongers.

So I left missing 2,200 baht (no tip), and retaining a copious semen-load. Got rid of that and another 1,000 baht later that night with a regular I contact by telephone, but not before taking a turn around the bus station by car and finding very few (only around 6) girls out. Maybe it is due to the cold weather - down to 16 degrees every night up here in Isaan. I'm not sure what that is in real terms - maybe 60. The girls look very cute in their little winter outfits, though they still show a lot of skin - anyone else find shivering girls sexy? Maybe it makes them appear vulnerable.

[Opebo]

Korat - I've been warned by my Thai friends to pronounce it with the funny rolled R. Well my mongering Thai friend and I explored this town the other night, and found the selection on a weekend late evening at Pegasus Soapy to be very picked over. We then went to Ginza (the main location opposite the Klang Plaza shopping mall). The selection there was rapidly dwindling as closing time neared, and I twice just missed decent looking girls as the Thai dudes chose quickly. Finally I settled on one that seemed just barely acceptable, for 1,500.

In the room, alas, she turned out to be loud, raucous, and good-naturedly matey: an unfortunate type one runs across in Pattaya occasionally, but rarely in Isaan. As it turned out however she gave a really first rate (for Thailand) BBBJ, but intercourse was covered and brief, as after a few minutes at the summit of Mount Opebo she begged off, complaining the classic refrain of Thai womanhood - 'jep!' Finally a very long and amazingly skilled handjob led to the laying low of said Mount - she had a technique your reporter had never seen before, involving gripping the balls closely to the turgid shaft and pushing them very far up, while using the other hand to vigorously wank the glans with a milking motion. The really surprising part is this lady actually wanked my testicales along with my penis-head, which I feared would hurt but it didn't at all, nor was their any damage observable afterward. The orgasm attained was much above average for a mere HJ spurt.

I forgot to mention that my Thai friend could find nothing at either place good enough for his very meticulous taste, so after I finished he picked me up again and we went to the Chao Praiya hotel just down the street, where we found many girls in the street in front. By many I mean around 12 girls, of what I thought was reasonable quality, but it was pricey at 1,000 - they were cute enough to do, but it seems a bit rough to pay 1,000 for mediocrity in Isaan. Times are changing, prices skyrocketing. However nothing good enough for my friend, so we idly walked around the moat/park. There we found about a dozen more girls here and there, and though they were on the whole better than I remember that park streetwalker scene, they were so below the standard that my friend would accept that he refused even to speak to them. I did however and found that they mostly asked for 500, accept for a few older ones who agreed to my suggestion of 300. Many looked very 'druggie'.

We also asked one of the motorbike taxi-men in this area if Korat has 'song supanee' - small brothels - and he said it did, and that they charged 300, but when we asked him to lead us thither, he said it was too poor and he'd show us another place - turned out to be the Hotel Chao Priaya scene. Still nothing good enough there for my typically picky Thai friend, so we went back to the hotel.

So it seems Korat might have a further cheap option somewhere, but I have as yet to discover it. Oh and lastly I was breathalized while driving around this town - yet another importation of American-style Police State in Thailand. Take care gentlemen!

[Leveller]

... My friend took a really angelic looking young cutie, who was pale and thus to his taste (even sporting blonde hair!), and I took the same slim very cute, rather natural looking 20 year old I'd had last time I came through this town. In fact I wondered if it could be the same girl Leveller had such a nice time with in his report a little while back. Leveller if you read this I think that girl's name was 'Ann'. ...

It must have been the girl your friend picked, as she had blond (-ish) hair, fair skin and was angelic indeed. I did ask for her name, age and hometown but as per usual with my ST company, I forgot those ever since. Chiang Rai rings a bell though.

[Channy]

I'm happy you're happy, Aaron, but I must dispute the notion that there are 'uni girls' in brothels, particularly the low cost kind. I have a lot of experience with Thai universities, and I can say that while there are definitely a few co-eds who are discretely available as 'call girls', they always avoid anything where they could be exposed. These are middle class or aspiring middle class people, after all. The going price in Isaan college towns for real uni call girls is 1, 500-2, 000, and service is of course terrible (BJ not a given, terrible fear/disgust of farang, lots of complaints about sex. Basically just a refrain of 'jep, jep' the whole time).

Fully agree with you opebo,

Yes opebo farang look for service first and thai men just care about physical appearance.

This is the main difference between thai men and farang men, but farang hardly understand it. If a thai man has 1000 baths to spend for a girl, he will go to soapie/mp (ever if will get 1 fuck)because he will be sure to find young, slim cute girls, ever if with the money he can bonk 5 times a cheap 200 baths girls but Isaan has girls from 100 baths to no limit, prices will depended about girls quality, place etc Freeler and skinless had post enough good reports about their cheap bonk In isaan being a regular customer with same girls allowed you better service without paid more, If members in need of exotism think they will get fresh, young and sex superstar in isaan they will be badly disapointed; girls in isaan are trained to serve Thai men; not the farang.

[Opebo]

Wow Opebo. This surprised me a lot. Tonight I rode around to a Soi next to a brothel that I know has sweet uni girls that normally hits me 700 all up including tip to find little house with 3 cuties in there. One was just 18 and bingo 350 baht plus 150 tip.500 all done.

I can't believe you think they are closed. Where do you think Thai guys are going. Every day 90% of the visitors across Thailand to brothels are Thai guys. They ain't going to swanky places and paying 1000 baht. For ten year sI have been enjoying this wee soi brothels and continue to do so. I love the atmosphere and have not paid more than a 700 at anytime.

In Pattaya only beach road will get you anything under a 1000 and most of them are pretty average looking. Give me my local brothel any day.

I'm happy you're happy, Aaron, but I must dispute the notion that there are 'uni girls' in brothels, particularly the low cost kind. I have a lot of experience with Thai universities, and I can say that while there are definitely a few co-eds who are discretely available as 'call girls', they always avoid anything where they could be exposed. These are middle class or aspiring middle class people, after all. The going price in Isaan college towns for real uni call girls is 1,500-2,000, and service is of course terrible (BJ not a given, terrible fear/disgust of farang, lots of complaints about sex - basically just a refrain of 'jep, jep' the whole time).

Regarding where I think the Thai guys are going - well the middle class ones go to the 1,200-2,200 baht 'ab nam nuit' (soapies), or to the higher end Kareokes, which are usually around 1,000-2,500. Most of my Thai friends routinely pay those high prices, and while they will drive up to Udon Thani for the illegal alien brothels because the quality is so good, they'll only go to the 'better houses' (there used to be a 600 baht house). They totally eschew the local 500 baht Thai-girl houses. However they don't care at all about service, only appearance.

For me service is the priority, and its always far better in Pattaya than in Isaan brothels. I usually pay about 500-800 in Pattaya, but I hardly ever get sex in Isaan for under 1,000 baht anymore (and when I do the woman is usually so awful that my dick wilts - see my recent report of a fat hog in Maha Sarakham).

...Makes me wonder if you are expecting porn star service in a back water brothel in bum fuck nowhere!

Well, I have to admit that I do try to get bareback, but I can do with out - BJ or handjob can work, sad though it is. But I guess we old guys just need more service to get it up and get off (I'm in my 40s). Also by the way, what area of Isaan are you in? I'm most experienced with Central Isaan up to Udon Thani. Just a few trips to southern Isaan and nortern Isaan.

Roi-Et:

Just a quick addendum to the last report - we did as planned and moved on to Roi-Et the next day. My Thai friend wanted to ask the bellmen if there were any call-girls available there, but the bellman never came to our room and for some reason my friend was too shy to ask him in the lobby under the eyes of the desk girl. Funny how shy Thai men can be about asking for girls. We went round to Mai Tai Soapy where we noted the same as we'd observed before - this soapy has a few (2-3) really surprisingly cute girls, and many (5-6) unattractive ones, but nothing in between - no average ones.

My friend took a really angelic looking young cutie, who was pale and thus to his taste (even sporting blonde hair!), and I took the same slim very cute, rather natural looking 20 year old I'd had last time I came through this town. In fact I wondered if it could be the same girl Leveller had such a nice time with in his report a little while back. Leveller if you read this I think that girl's name was 'Ann'.

Service was so so, just as before - nice BBBJ, lots of playing around, partial catbath, fairly sensual, but she begged and begged not to be fucked (size issue). Since I get so little enjoyment (none) out of condom-sex, I acquiesced to more BBBJ and finally hand relief - performed very well and with some sense of feeling/eroticism. Afterward my friend reported he had a great time with his Chiang Rai dumpling (white and soft). Yes, a great many girls in the Isaan sex biz are from the North. We each paid 1,500, no tip - he doesn't tip much unless its in the rare case of going to a low priced place, and I don't tip unless I get BBFS - in which in some cases I'll tip outrageously. I think my record was a 1,500 baht tip!

After my friend went to bed I drove around just out of curiosity and sure enough 'Gummy Bears' in the downtown was still open. I didn't stop, but reflecting on my recent explorations in the Khon Kaen/Maha Sarakham/Roi-Et area, I got to thinking - why is there such diversity among 300-600 baht venues in nearby towns? Different types of venues, greatly different levels of police interference, and wildly divergent quality.

[Cheapy]

Sawadee Opebo, Service ok. I took a (500b) low quality girl so I insisted on the full package.

She worked for her money that night and I got the impression she doesn't get that much action. We both ended up happy but still kicking myself for not ponying up for more quality.

I have a 22 yr. Old GF in Udon who works at Central Plaza Mall but I do "stray" when I get the chance.

Back in USA 3 days now and going thru withdrawal. Bitchy girlfriend, bills, horrible food, and boredom.

[Siam Slummer]

I have to ask if you guys are actually using the service of the mamasan. I ask the mamasan who can smoke. She will show me the couple who can. I pick the cutest one. I then say to the mamasan if she boom real good she get a good tip. (200 baht). Mamasan talks to the girl. If you know you will go back give mama a 100 baht every now and then.

I am just a little surprised at what guys are saying here about not being able to find places, the girls are ugly old hags, shit service. Makes me feel as if we are in different countries.

Sure in isn't Soi 6 but for 500-700 baht some of the cute golden teenies are there and doing the best they can. Makes me wonder if you are expecting porn star service in a back water brothel in bum fuck nowhere!

[Opebo]

I always had terrible service at those small brothels in Khon Kaen, Cheapy. No BBBJ ever, and complaining intercourse. Some pretty girls though. How was your experience there service wise?

[Cheapy]

Udonthani

Visited "songs" close to Karin Hotel. Price is still 300b, plenty of brown spinners but service really sucked. No BBJ and had to insist on doggy. I even asked for refund on one sullen lady. Much better freebie options in Udon.

Khon Kaen

Got price down to 500b but should have taken better quality (600b) at first song on right as you enter the soi. Location, location! Brothal had much better selection than next door and male pimp spoke pretty good english. Sometimes, a little more adventure does not pay off. Oh well.