Isaan Region (including Udon Thani, KK, Khorat)

**Bumholes1** · 05-27-08 12:58

Originally Posted by Mick Licker

You have aroused my Curiosity.
What Thai phrase did you use? Please attempt to spell the Thai words with Eng letters.
But I guess she was just being a little smarty.

Indeed she was trying to be clever.

I used the phrase I have used for years in Isaan. They don't seem to understand smoke, this being used mainly in Pattaya and Bangkok.

"Kin grador mai?"

**M P Lurker** · 05-27-08 12:06

Originally Posted by Bumholes1

Negotiated a 200bt fuck with a young lass in Surin, but when I asked her - in Thai - to give me a blow job she replied "Not hungry!"

You have aroused my Curiosity.
What Thai phrase did you use? Please attempt to spell the Thai words with Eng letters.
But I guess she was just being a little smarty.

Its a problem that there is no Thai dictionary specially for sex talk.
I guess we could use these phrases:
"smoking" a P4P girls' euphemism
tham aw-ran (do oral)
awm (to suck while in the mouth, e.g. a lolly).
chai bpaak (use the mouth)

Maybe not these:
doot (to suck - this one not commonly used but is used for vacuum cleaners).
joop (to suck in with the mouth but I haven't heard this word used sexually)
So "joop hooy" means to slurp in an oyster (rather than pussy).
bpao (to blow with the mouth - doesn't seem to be used - it probably is only used for blowing air)

**Oosik1** · 05-26-08 12:22

Originally Posted by Bumholes1

Negotiated a 200bt fuck with a young lass in Surin, but when I asked her - in Thai - to give me a blow job she replied "Not hungry!"

Bumhole - next time, take your date to dinner AFTER the BJ.

**Bumholes1** · 05-26-08 10:46

Negotiated a 200bt fuck with a young lass in Surin, but when I asked her - in Thai - to give me a blow job she replied "Not hungry!"

**Freeler** · 05-24-08 07:27

Channy,

Latest Si Saket update is from January 2008:
Check out the mute and her 'red' head friend. They hang out at Santisuk Hotel and Si Saket Hotel. Be aware of a loud mouth nasty ***** intervering with all and everything.
Cost was still B200 plus tip for plus standard service. Red head wants more and she's right as far as I'm concerned - but YMMV as always.

**MeatMan** · 05-19-08 04:29

Udon Thani Ain't bad guys!.

Having spent a couple of days at the Ton Koon Hotel, the staff were friendly. I would recommend this place to just about anyone. I'll go out on a limb and say that I am Black-American so, I definitely stuck out like a sore thumb and honestly I did feel somewhat uneasy.

The Karaoke girls?. I can honestly say that when they sing, hardly no one listens!.

I had a good massage from a 28 year old Thai-Lao girl who had the sweetest voice that would make a gay man go straight!. Location is off to the left and the sign is in green so, ya can't miss it.

Have you guys in Mr Tongs bar? Very popular with freelancers.The location is just right across the street from Robinsons/Chareonsri Center. I'd recommend it! Had a cute little spinner who never been with a black guy. Let just say she went home a *very* happy woman!.

Off to Laos guys!

MeatMan

**Channy** · 05-18-08 12:03

Originally Posted by Freeler

Meatman,

Re Buriram:

Each and every Isaan three holer makes her money in BKK, Patts or down South. Your chances of finding the one that stayed behind are slim at best.

The Buriram RWS girls offer good solid bonks and and some wrap around lips, but that's about it. Bring B200 (or B300 if you're a stranger to them).

There are a few places on the road that runs West from the clock tower. Continue until after the bend in the road (it goes left after a while) and stroll on. Said places are then on your left before you get to the traffic lights. Better not expect too much in terms of, ehhhr, anything.

Anyways: Enjoy!

Thank Freeler. I know your infos are 1000% real. If you have update about "si saket" it s welcome.

**Oosik1** · 05-17-08 17:04

Chok dee khup, MeatMan. I think you will be very happy staying there. You will find the staff very friendly.....especially with a tip or two.

Same with the girls across the driveway between the hotel and karaoke/massage building. Some very lovely young women work at both places. Happy ending oil massages are available for a price you must negotiate with each girl, and a whole slew of girls to pick from off the tiered seating downstairs. Rooms are private and comfortable.

The lady singers in the main dining room are also very friendly, but I do not know if they are players. Smile, waai, and joke with them (the entire staff) and they will appreciate your presence. If you have time, somehow travel to Ban Dung northeast (I believe) of Udon Thani. Stay at the Modern Ban Dung Resort........karaoke and some very lovely "singers" there.

**MeatMan** · 05-17-08 13:23

I'm just arriving at the Tom Koon Hotel. I'll give a report in a few days. I've heard good reviews about the place, the location and the women. Wish me luck!

**Daddy San** · 05-12-08 22:42

Pardon my ignorance, but what is so special about the Isaan women, that all of you rave about?
Is is perhaps that special skill Freeler is refering to?

Originally Posted by Freeler

Each and every Isaan three holer makes her money in BKK, Patts or down South.

If so, I'll be relocating to Isaan...

**Bearsk** · 05-12-08 00:23

Nice report, Sofitel is GF, any other hotels you would recommend?

Originally Posted by Massaman

I will copy and paste my report from a few weeks ago about Khon Kaen:

Khon Kaen

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My last visit a few weeks ago to Khon Kaen was the best ever. Khon Kaen has more nightlife than before. The best spot to find a short time (or long time) girl is at the farang bars.

Eric's bar.

Many girls (no bar girls) were there. There was a large group of Germans who were working on a paper factory. It attracted many girls from outside to get some part of the action (money). All guys had their fun and there were many girls to choose from.

Leo's bar.

Was a little quiet. But the bar girls were willing and you could arrange a short time after the bar was closed.

Steak house 23.

Here was my luck. One of the waitresses named Jeab (blonded hair and golden tooth) was attracted to me. She was willing to come to my hotel room (Sofitel hotel, best choice) but I had to walk first and she would follow so nobody would find out. She was great (best sex I ever had in Thailand) but after the deed she started talking about her financial problems. She was going to university to study as a nurse and she needed (of course) money. I gave her 1500 bt which made her very happy and off she went in the night. Unfortunately I didn't have chance to stay very long so we met only shortly. I wish I had stayed longer for this gem.

Villa Massage

Prices differ on quality of the girls. I was happy though with all the cheapest girls. All was included in the price.

Ceasars Massage

Comparable to Villa, but better girls and slightly more expensive.

Lily Massage

Good price (1000 Baht for sex one hour) or 300 Baht for massage 2 (?) hours..and then negotiate for sex ended up to 1000 Baht extra for the sex. Nice to spend more time for only 300 bt.

**Massaman** · 05-10-08 12:24

I will copy and paste my report from a few weeks ago about Khon Kaen:

Khon Kaen

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My last visit a few weeks ago to Khon Kaen was the best ever. Khon Kaen has more nightlife than before. The best spot to find a short time (or long time) girl is at the farang bars.

Eric's bar.

Many girls (no bar girls) were there. There was a large group of Germans who were working on a paper factory. It attracted many girls from outside to get some part of the action (money). All guys had their fun and there were many girls to choose from.

Leo's bar.

Was a little quiet. But the bar girls were willing and you could arrange a short time after the bar was closed.

Steak house 23.

Here was my luck. One of the waitresses named Jeab (blonded hair and golden tooth) was attracted to me. She was willing to come to my hotel room (Sofitel hotel, best choice) but I had to walk first and she would follow so nobody would find out. She was great (best sex I ever had in Thailand) but after the deed she started talking about her financial problems. She was going to university to study as a nurse and she needed (of course) money. I gave her 1500 bt which made her very happy and off she went in the night. Unfortunately I didn't have chance to stay very long so we met only shortly. I wish I had stayed longer for this gem.

Villa Massage

Prices differ on quality of the girls. I was happy though with all the cheapest girls. All was included in the price.

Ceasars Massage

Comparable to Villa, but better girls and slightly more expensive.

Lily Massage

Good price (1000 Baht for sex one hour) or 300 Baht for massage 2 (?) hours..and then negotiate for sex ended up to 1000 Baht extra for the sex. Nice to spend more time for only 300 bt.

**Bearsk** · 05-09-08 00:19

Much as I have partaken of the girls from Isaan, have never been there. I have a business trip that takes me to a base in Udon Thani for three days in September 2008.

I have read the thread thus far.
Ideally, I would like to order ahead for a cutey as in this thread:

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...chmentid=94435

(and thank you Oosik1 keep up the keep up and the good work)

But I am a fan of the pursuit and selection, so any general advice to me would be good. I will research in the meantime.

**Oosik1** · 05-08-08 19:45

In a previous report, I mentioned the Modern Ban Dung Resort outside of Ban Dung.....near Udon Thani. Though I have another more intimate pic of my young friend, I choose only to show this one. It was a fun night ... karaoke bar........something warm and soft beside me.

**Freeler** · 05-02-08 08:14

Meatman,

Re Buriram:
Each and every Isaan three holer makes her money in BKK, Patts or down South. Your chances of finding the one that stayed behind are slim at best.
The Buriram RWS girls offer good solid bonks and and some wrap around lips, but that's about it. Bring B200 (or B300 if you're a stranger to them).
There are a few places on the road that runs West from the clock tower. Continue until after the bend in the road (it goes left after a while) and stroll on. Said places are then on your left before you get to the traffic lights. Better not expect too much in terms of, ehhhr, anything.
Anyways: Enjoy!