Isaan Region (including Udon Thani, KK, Khorat)

[FarmerBoy45]

Been here the past few days. Here are my initial observations and experiences:

Day 1:

Went to the Country Bar to meet up with a lady from last time. She is crazy, but knows how to move it in bed.

Actually, the best I ever remember having. She is very skilled. She is maybe 25 years old.

I like Country Bar for many reasons. It opens up early. Usually by 11 am. There are always at least three attractive ladies.

There by 11 am (attractive to me anyway). There has never been a drink minimum before barfine in my experiences there.

You can purchase one lady drink and take the gal away, right away, anytime. Last night there were maybe 8 ladies there by 10 pm.

Only three that were doable for me. Maybe four. Owner is such a sweet lady.

So, at 1 pm I had one drink and paid for a lady drink for my crazy lady I met with and spent time with last time. I paid her barfine.

And told her I would return at 10 pm to pick her up. She would have agreed to do LT for 2,000, but I offered 2,500 to maybe give.

Her extra incentive later.

I returned to my hotel and took a nap. When I awoke, I saw a message that she sent me at 4 pm asking if she could come to the hotel and.

Be with me already. She was able to take off work and not return to the bar the rest of the day. I had a similar experience with another lady.

From Country Bar the following day. Seems that if you pay for the LT barfine, they can take off in the afternoon and spend all afternoon and.

Night with you.

The crazy lady and I had nice, multiple sessions throughout the night. She was very skilled.

Lady drinks at this bar is what seems to be the standard, 150 Baht a drink. Regular drinks 65 Baht. Learned last night that.

The barfine decreases to 300 Baht after 11 pm.

I messaged crazy lady during the afternoon and asked if she had a friend she would like to join us in the evening and that I would pay the.

Other lady's barfine as well to join us. BIG mistake. Around 10 pm I picked them both up and we went to listen to live music. When we.

Returned to the room, we had some beers. When it came time for the action. Well. You vets know the deal. One performed while the.

Other hid in the restroom. I had already anticipated this, and I did not particularly care. Problem was. Crazy lady became jealous of.

The new lady as I was going down on the beaver and pounding the new lady. Crazy lady decided she was jealous, ended up leaving and.

Slamming the hotel room door. WTF? Oh well, I had fun after she left, and a nice morning session as well with the new gal. The new gal.

Is very kind, 28 years old. Very sweet, available, and willing for everything.

Day 3:

Went to the bar called Meeting Place around 5:30 pm. There was only one lady in the bar. Mamasan told me the girl was only 20 years old and.

Not able to be bar fined. I bought the gal a lady drink and then left.

Returned to Meeting Place around 8 pm and there were four ladies working there. 3 of 4 seemed to be in their very young 20's. I was captivated with.

One and told her I would return tomorrow to pay her barfine. Owner said she is 22. Looks younger. Mamasan said yesterday was her first day on the job.

The one thing I don't care for about this bar is that Mamasan does not allow her ladies to leave until after 8 pm, and only if you buy five lady drinks for the lady.

But I am looking forward to my time with the 22 year old lady this evening. She is slim, shy, yet nice. If you enjoy the younger ones, this is your spot. At least today.

Other notes:

Went to a massage place directly next door to Country Bar around 10 am yesterday. I think it is called Yao. I just wanted to try out the experience. There was a. Pleasantly plump gal there outside.

Offering a massage. I asked her how much. She said 300 Baht. I figured, what the F, why not. It is a small place. I think it has three rooms. I lay down on the mattress on the.

Floor. She tells me to take my shirt and shorts off. I comply. The massage was pretty good and I was getting turned on, so I began feeling her butt. She laughed. Then she.

Lifted her shirt to show me her big boobs and let me know they were natural. I began feeling her up. In no time she was riding me. Then I put her on her back and went to town.

After the deed I asked her "how much? She told me 1,300 Baht. I was so happy that I gave her 2,000 and told her to keep the change. She was so happy that she almost knocked.

Me over giving me a hug on my way out. Also, on my way out, she asked me if I wanted a beer. At the time I did not understand.

Later in the evening I walked by the same place and saw a few old Farang and ladies outside drinking beers. So I guess the place is a massage place during the day, and at night opens up for.

Drinks for old Farang like me. There must have been four Farang sitting outside with four ladies last night around 10 pm.

I have two rooms here. One at the Pannari for fun, one at Banbua for work. Both are good hotels IMO. Overall friendliness of staff goes hands down to Banbua.

Other notes:

The lady bars seem packed with ladies, and not too many farang. Seems there are at least 5 gals for every guy. Keeps prices down I'm sure.

Any questions, please ask. Happy to share.

Peace.

[Chop]

In non-app related reports:

Despite the legend of all the lookers in Thailand coming from the far reaches of Issan, the massage shops here in Ubon are full of regular Thai plumpers. They're game, and they get the job done (and I'm not a picky guy, just looking to get a nut), but don't come here expecting to find anything you can't find everywhere else in Thailand. 1700 Bhat at Z-through for a nuru-ish experience. 1500 for B2 be and 800 for the 'ol rub and tug at Ubon888 (posted, like written out on the board at the front desk LOL). Grubbier places cheaper depending on your bartering and language skills. Same plump chicks either way, just paying for a little nicer facility.

I"m not a bar guy, but there doesn't appear to be a lady bar scene here. Drinkers / clubbers feel free to correct me, but I haven't seen any openly pro scene at all. This place makes Udon Thani look like Pattaya Noi.

Heading up to Mukdahan in a couple days. My expectations are even lower for there. .

[Explorer8939]

Noted.

Good to see your fame has spread far.

Not fame. You probably get the same friend requests. It's a full time job for some ladies.

[Kakariki]

A useful contribution for some I guess, but for anyone who already knew what the apps to use were by name, well, probably not, not at all.

Enjoy your solitude at kakariki, sharers are carers, hoarders are. Lonely.

WTF, I shared the Apps, do I need to play matchmaker as well, I'm sure the smart ones on here will know how to use the Apps.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I use TF, Wechat and Badoo, chat nicely to the ladies and you'll get to meet them.

A useful contribution for some I guess, but for anyone who already knew what the apps to use were by name, well, probably not, not at all.

Enjoy your solitude at kakariki, sharers are carers, hoarders are. Lonely.

[Kakariki]

Nice to hear kakariki.

Perhaps you might be so kind as to share your insights instead of just you criticism.

You found it very easy to ask questions, so how about passing forward the help that the forum has given you.

I use TF, Wechat and Badoo, chat nicely to the ladies and you'll get to meet them.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Why ever would you be paying for ladies here in Udon, there are many here just looking for some fun, no commitment.

Nice to hear kakariki.

Perhaps you might be so kind as to share your insights instead of just you criticism.

You found it very easy to ask questions, so how about passing forward the help that the forum has given you.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I get random ladies who see my Facebook and send Friend requests.

Or, ladies who left Pattaya and are home in the village and are still in contact with me.

The trick is to line up three or more to make the trip worthwhile.

Noted.

Good to see your fame has spread far.

[Explorer8939]

What are you using to make connection, is it TF?

Or are you having your Pattaya ladies beating out the message on the jungle drums for you?

5555.

I get random ladies who see my Facebook and send Friend requests.

Or, ladies who left Pattaya and are home in the village and are still in contact with me.

The trick is to line up three or more to make the trip worthwhile.

[Kakariki]

What are you using to make connection, is it TF?

Or are you having your Pattaya ladies beating out the message on the jungle drums for you?

5555.

Why ever would you be paying for ladies here in Udon, there are many here just looking for some fun, no commitment.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I am rambling around Isaan for a few days and have "dates" lined up with ladies living in Isaan.

The first night was with a MILF in Khon Kaen. Very good fuck.

The second night was a GILF in Chumphae, I thought I would try something different. She was incredibly horny, good for 3 rounds. Addicted to sucking dick, if I didn't have to sleep, she would have sucked and fucked me all night long.

Tonight, a lady from Chaiyaphum will visit me.

I am paying 2,000 baht LT, if you are wondering.

What are you using to make connection, is it TF?

Or are you having your Pattaya ladies beating out the message on the jungle drums for you?

5555.

[FarmerBoy45]

Very good and useful intel Explorer. Thank you for sharing the information. Have fun!

I am rambling around Isaan for a few days and have "dates" lined up with ladies living in Isaan.

The first night was with a MILF in Khon Kaen. Very good fuck.

The second night was a GILF in Chumphae, I thought I would try something different. She was incredibly horny, good for 3 rounds. Addicted to sucking dick, if I didn't have to sleep, she would have sucked and fucked me all night long.

Tonight, a lady from Chaiyaphum will visit me.

I am paying 2,000 baht LT, if you are wondering.

[Explorer8939]

I am rambling around Isaan for a few days and have "dates" lined up with ladies living in Isaan.

The first night was with a MILF in Khon Kaen. Very good fuck.

The second night was a GILF in Chumphae, I thought I would try something different. She was incredibly horny, good for 3 rounds. Addicted to sucking dick, if I didn't have to sleep, she would have sucked and fucked me all night long.

Tonight, a lady from Chaiyaphum will visit me.

I am paying 2,000 baht LT, if you are wondering.

[FarmerBoy45]

I will be returning to UT in a couple months. One week I will be staying with a companion, but she will be spending much time with her family.

Question. Are there any short time or cheap hotels near the main bar street where I could take a lady from a nearby bar?

[FarmerBoy45]

My time in Isan has been very fun. Here is a brief summary of some random stuff.

Here are the mistakes I've made.

1. Purchasing too many lady drinks for ladies just sitting around in the bar. Next time I need to be more firm and only purchase one or two lady drinks for a lady I will barfine.

At the "Meeting Place" bar in Udon Thani, the Mamasan requires customers to first buy 5 lady drinks before taking a lady out. I don't think that is the case at Country Bar.

2. Not doing exact negotiations before paying bar fine. Got burned by one lady in Nong Khai who I bar fined, took back to the hotel, then she wouldn't even take off her clothes. I know I could have talked with Mamasan next day, but I was already departing next day back to UT, and it wasn't worth it to me. So I literally need to be very specific on expectations next time before agreeing to bar fine.

3. I did not visit Anchor Bar near the River in Nong Khai. That was a fun place for me when I last visited.

4. Becoming attached to ladies. When I think I've found a good lady who provides good service, I become lazy and stick with her too long. Cuts down on variety.

Other notes.

-In a previous post I mistakenly said that bar fine at Jimmy's bar was 500 Baht. Looking back, I am almost certain it was only 300 Baht even for LT.

-Long time is possible in Udon and NK (at least in Country Bar in UT and Jimmy's Bar in NK, but during nap time or down time they ask to go back to bar to try and sell more lady drinks.

- My taxi from UT to NK was 700 Baht. Seemed reasonable to me.

- Smooci. I met an awesome lady on Smooci several years ago. We stayed in contact. Have booked her for a total of 5 days, 24 hours each time in Bangkok. Yes, quite expensive at 9,000 Baht for 24 hours, But she makes me happy. A really good person and fun to be with.

- In Nong Khai, the White Inn is a place I will stay from now on. Good enough place and cheap, but like someone else said, no in room safe, so you have to be very careful.

I think that's all I got.