2005 Bangkok Massage Parlors

[Sponsor74]

Hi There!

I shall be visiting Bangkok in Mid-Jan 06. I've been reading reviews on Hotels which demand extra money if u walk in with a Thai girl. My whole trip to Bangkok (about 3-4 days) is just to have some fun ;-) wondering if someone can point me to some good Hotels to stay (safe, clean and girl friendly) at the same time close to where all the action is.

Thanks for your help guys!

try Majestic Suites in Sukhumvit see Web. Rates as from THB 1100 BUT book as soon as possible otherwise you will not have a chance t
o get a free room

[Retired Army]

Hi There!

I shall be visiting Bangkok in Mid-Jan 06. I've been reading reviews on Hotels which demand extra money if u walk in with a Thai girl. My whole trip to Bangkok (about 3-4 days) is just to have some fun ;-) wondering if someone can point me to some good Hotels to stay (safe, clean and girl friendly) at the same time close to where all the action is.

Thanks for your help guys!

Almost any hotel in BKK is girl friendly; but, it depends on you. If you take a girl dressed like a hooker into the Nana no one is going to raise an eyebrow. However, if you take the same girl to a five star hotel like the Orient or Four Seasons you are going to attract all kinds of unwanted attention. Just try not to be conspicious and you will not have any trouble.

I recommend the Majestic on Sukhumvit between Soi 4 and 6 or the Nana. Just go to the disco in the basement of the Nana, pick up a couple of girls and take them up to your room. You don't even have to go past the front desk. In fact, if you don't bring a girl into the Nana people are going to look at you funny.

[ThaiVisitor]

There was a Japanese guy in the room next to me and from the sounds of things he was having a pretty intense time. Mon said he was having a three girl special with a prostate massage. From the sounds coming from the room they must have been trying to drill for oil in this guys ass. All of a sudden he lets out a huge fart and the girls all start screeming. Apparently, he shat on the bed.

The result of a good prostate massage, definitely! Couple with long time no shit of course...

Cheers
Tee Vee

[ThaiVisitor]

BTW, I recommend getting membership to these MP joints, since you get extra credit, free bottle(s), and use of VIP rooms. It's also convenient when you don't have much cash left at the end of your stay and want a memorable session before flying back home. Heck, with the MRT & BTS passes, you don't even have to carry cash.
Downside is that now your money and time are committed to that one place. Just like marriage... >:-O

Seeko

They have various types of memberships like number of bottles, number of bonks, etc, but personally I think the "free for all" type would be the best.

That would mean you pay a certain amount of money, and then they just deduct from it whatever you use (bonks) drink or eat.

I agree that membership is value for money.

Cheers
Tee Vee

[DanTheMan]

that story is as funny as frig!!

[Sameer Good]

Hi There!

I shall be visiting Bangkok in Mid-Jan 06. I've been reading reviews on Hotels which demand extra money if u walk in with a Thai girl. My whole trip to Bangkok (about 3-4 days) is just to have some fun ;-) wondering if someone can point me to some good Hotels to stay (safe, clean and girl friendly) at the same time close to where all the action is.

Thanks for your help guys!

[Phuquer]

Does anyone know of other massage places which are open late? Thanks all.

There is a place in the basement of the Grace Hotel, but the girls are a little on the older side, and I'm not sure how good the massage part might be. I do like Sabai Sabai, and I think that would be your best bet late at night. Pretty good massage, some very cute girls, and the price is good too. Last time I was there, I had Wan. She was a bit on the thick side, but she had an awesome personality. I have her number and I think I'll be hanging out with her (dinner, concerts, movies, etc). next time I am in LOS. Just so you know, SOME of the Sabai Sabai girls provide full service, but not on location. They only do it when you take outcall. Sabai Sabai is my recommendation for late night and early morning fun.

[Leftone 1]

1) Sabai Sabai soi 11 - across the street from ambassador hotel. Sabai can become full service.

2) President Inn + a 2nd shop right next to) on soi 11/1. President Inn is 50% chance of HJ, no full service.

3) Universal, off soi 1 theree is a quick side soi near Bumrungrad Hospital where you turn into the garage area - they are open all night. good massage and full service available.

Relax!

[One Tree Hill]

I have read some damn funny stuff on this board but this is definitely one of the funnier stories I have seen here !

Cheers.

If one plays in a shit house, eventually one will get shit on themselves...lol

[Buzz00]

After reading the reports on the Akame I decided to give it a try. Not a bad experience, those stools in the shower are very interesting. Picked a girl named Mon. Nice pretty little thing, spoke pretty good English and gave good service. Got some kind of a package for 1780 baht (why not 1,800?) that included two girls. Mon to start and the other girl comes in later to help out.

Did the shower, massage thing for a while and then the other girl came in. She started playing with my cock and balls while Mon massaged me with lotion and rubbed her naked tits over my body. Second girl put me into a proctologist exam position and began playing with my A-hole and then I felt what was supposed to be her tongue. I hope she used a condom. After a through cleaning she wanted to kiss me, but no thanks.

Now, the interesting thing about Akame are the rooms. The ceilings are ten feet high and the walls eight so you can hear everything going on in the other rooms. There was a Japanese guy in the room next to me and from the sounds of things he was having a pretty intense time. Mon said he was having a three girl special with a prostate massage. From the sounds coming from the room they must have been trying to drill for oil in this guys ass. All of a sudden he lets out a huge fart and the girls all start screeming. Apparently, he shat on the bed.

I have read some damn funny stuff on this board but this is definitely one of the funnier stories I have seen here !

Cheers.

[Seeko]

From my observations, most ladies from the bowl gets 4-5 customers a nite in a long stretch of 12 hours, while the model girls get the same #'s of customers in a shorter stretch of 6-8 hours. So, you have to be quick in making your selection if you are after 3rd floor girls. And, they tend to be quick in their service.
Therefore, you would likely get better or more complete service from 2nd floor. Plus, the bowl girl knows she has longer time, so she takes her time, and you get a more relaxing atmosphere. Although Poseidon doesn't have air mattresses, I noticed that the dedicated ones will give you a body-slide massage in the tub. It's funny and playful and breaks the ice.

*********** is right that the bowl ladies doesn't have to work every day. One girl I took into the VIP room told me that she only works on Monday through Friday. She "goes out" with this Taiwanese businessman on the weekend for 15000 Baht. Another lady told me that sometimes she gets too tired/sore and would take a week off in addition to the 'menstrual' off time. She pays a penalty of 500 Baht a day to the establishment. She easily recoups it within a session or two...

BTW, I recommend getting membership to these MP joints, since you get extra credit, free bottle(s), and use of VIP rooms. It's also convenient when you don't have much cash left at the end of your stay and want a memorable session before flying back home. Heck, with the MRT & BTS passes, you don't even have to carry cash.
Downside is that now your money and time are committed to that one place. Just like marriage... >:-O

Seeko

[Retired Army]

After reading the reports on the Akame I decided to give it a try. Not a bad experience, those stools in the shower are very interesting. Picked a girl named Mon. Nice pretty little thing, spoke pretty good English and gave good service. Got some kind of a package for 1780 baht (why not 1,800?) that included two girls. Mon to start and the other girl comes in later to help out.

Did the shower, massage thing for a while and then the other girl came in. She started playing with my cock and balls while Mon massaged me with lotion and rubbed her naked tits over my body. Second girl put me into a proctologist exam position and began playing with my A-hole and then I felt what was supposed to be her tongue. I hope she used a condom. After a through cleaning she wanted to kiss me, but no thanks.

Now, the interesting thing about Akame are the rooms. The ceilings are ten feet high and the walls eight so you can hear everything going on in the other rooms. There was a Japanese guy in the room next to me and from the sounds of things he was having a pretty intense time. Mon said he was having a three girl special with a prostate massage. From the sounds coming from the room they must have been trying to drill for oil in this guys ass. All of a sudden he lets out a huge fart and the girls all start screeming. Apparently, he shat on the bed.

[ThaiVisitor]

. I have been to the third floor several times around 7 PM and i saw some stunning girls there . Specially if you check them out in there catalogue and can see their naked bodies . I tried one a while ago at 6000 baht she was 10 in look and service .Don't remember her name .she was 19 years old student .

Many of the 3rd floor models lounge are lookers with some of them as poster girls in some local magazine.

I thought the average price range is 3500 baht so either she's a "top" girl there or you could be a farang. Nonetheless, don't let the price gets you off so long as you enjoy yourself and feels its worth it.

For me, I wouldn't mind having 2 girls from the fish tank as I'm sure the services of having 2 will outdo any single girl no matter how good looking she is as 2 mouths, 4 hands, 4 tits and 2 pussys can give you a different level of pleasure altogether.

Cheers
Tee Vee

[ThaiVisitor]

***********,

in my opinion the girls at 3rd floor aren't better than those at the 2nd floor. I was always very satisfied with those from the showcase.

The girls in the fishbowl got to work every day and get their salary plus tip, while the sideliners in front of the fishbowl are just working there if they want to. They got not fixed salary, but a bigger share of the fee. That's why they are more expensive. Often students and office girls who need some extra cash.

That's my opinion too as I feel that girls from the fish tank seemed to know how to do the "work" properly, whereas girls fromthe "models lounge" tend to think that their looks made up for the price although those at the fish tank are also good lookers too.

A point to correct. None of the girls have basic salary. All based on perecentage of their bookings plus any tips from the customers. Also, girls from fish tank are not compel to work everyday. It actually depends on them so those who really needs money, will be there almost everyday.

As for charging farang higher, that seems to be the practice which I don't know why. Even Japs are charge the same as Asian prices although they are the bigger spenders in general.

Cheers
Tee Vee

[ThaiVisitor]

Greetings of the season everyone.

I arrived very late into Bangkok last night so I popped in to the only place I know which is open late. I've been here a few times before and have always enjoyed a satisfactory massage and handjob. Last night I was greeted by a shortish but cute lady named Som, who I chose for my one hour oil massage (500 Baht). The massage was great, just how I like it, medium strength with the occasional "accidental" touching. I actually went to sleep for a few minutes, it was so relaxing. She inevitably asked me "what else you want" and. after she told me that she can do a handjob or covered blowjob (full service is not available), I chose both for a 1,500 Baht tip and she also agreed to take off her top. She has very nice boobs, perfect B cup. She started with a lovely blowjob for about the first 15 minutes, then asked me whether she could move to part two. With my agreement, she slipped off the condom, oiled me up and gave me a very nice handjob until completion. She held on for a while, gently milking me, then cleaned me up (a shower was offered).

I have a question for other experienced Bangkok mongers. I often catch flights which arrive into Bangkok around midnight, at which time most massage parlours are just closing. I realise I can race to Nana Plaza to pick up from the street but sometimes I prefer being pampered with a nice massage (sometimes with a root) especially when I don't feel like the hassle of bringing a girl to my room. Does anyone know of other massage places which are open late? Thanks all.

I agree the oil massages in BKK are good, so much better than those from HDY.

I especially like the oil massage from Subway where I paid 600 Baht for 2 hours (I think the rates is still the same). Best part is that they also have a suana room where we can sweat out the oil if we want to, or even before the oil massage as it opened up our pores to allow the oil to go in. Feeling is good.

As for the oil massage itself, I especially like it when I'm lying face down and the girl raised my butt up a bit. As she pour the oli over my butt, the oil will flow down in between my butt cheeks and she would rub with just enough pressure up and down between the butt cheekc and than down under to the groin area, between the balls, massaging the balls and the shaft a little. And when she asked whether I wanted any special, how to say no?

As for Massage after midnight, unless you want it in your room, I'm not sure of any establishment that provides 24 hrs service.

Cheers
Tee Vee