2007 Bangkok Massage Parlors

[NicFrenchy]

Long periods of sex starvation before coming to Thailand, Vit C, "Powerful", some tonic provided by "Indiaman", cutting out the alcohol, and a very wanton hot chic helps.
But I'm getting old. I never have 2 pops at an MP. I would need a 3-4 hour session to accomplish that.

Amen. There's no secret, Drink a lot of Orange juice in the morning, 2 litres of water a day (minimum), No Booze, No Cigarettes, and Exercise regularly (your heart needs it). No girl likes a heavy labored breathing guy Mooing in their ear after 5 minutes of mish.

Look there are plenty of guys who get heaps of sex sessions into one day here in Thailand as far as stamina permits and if they are not too jaded.
Its just that they don't post about them all.

Absolutely. The only downside for me is that sometimes, my pecker hurts a little. They ought to invent some kind of a Cooling and Soothink gel/balm for "Active" peckers LOL. Seriously. I apply a moisturiser but it only feels good for a few minutes... then the pain adn redness is still there.

I am, as we speak, in Pain down there. I met a girl in CM and she's been riding me to death for 4 days! Review coming soon

[Cactus J]

Mick you are my hero! nuff said!

Cactus J

[M P Lurker]

Start thinking you are a troll. How can you possibly fuck around this much, your little helper must be exhausted.

Long periods of sex starvation before coming to Thailand, Vit C, "Powerful", some tonic provided by "Indiaman", cutting out the alcohol, and a very wanton hot chic helps.
But I'm getting old. I never have 2 pops at an MP. I would need a 3-4 hour session to accomplish that.

Might have a rest day tomorrow with just one sex session.

Look there are plenty of guys who get heaps of sex sessions into one day here in Thailand as far as stamina permits and if they are not too jaded.
Its just that they don't post about them all.
Other writers will briefly mention nearly all experiences in a single post summary for the day.
After the first crazy period I drop off to only 1 or maybe 2 per day.

[M P Lurker]

I had read somewhere that Russian girls were available at Monalisa. Is that still the case? Any one have any experience with them? Is the service as good as the Thai girls and what is the price?

Mona Lisa is closed for complete rebuild/refit. May open close to end of 2008.
I don't know if ever had Russian girls. I wasn't specially looking for them when I went there.

I will include a photo of the building being renovated tomorrow.

[Sad Sam]

I had read somewhere that Russian girls were available at Monalisa. Is that still the case? Any one have any experience with them? Is the service as good as the Thai girls and what is the price?

[Richo Stevens]

3 rounds of sex...

Start thinking you are a troll. How can you possibly fuck around this much, your little helper must be exhausted.

[M P Lurker]

After she finished work, one of my favourite Soapy MP girls came to stay the night LT. Didn't even discuss how much first.

Stayed till 12 noon breakfast. 3 rounds of sex and she doesn't need any training, this girl. As soon as she woke up, started molesting me and putting my morning hard on to good use.

She likes riding cowgirl and also like to have me spread my legs wide so she put her legs nearly together and impale herself for a reverse missionary till she gets tired. Then we roll over and I take the dominant position.

If I didn't have a GF, I would welcome this girl as an applicant. She has nice looks and the sex is superior.

When I gave her the cash, she looked somewhat dumbfounded. She wouldn't say why. Not sure if she was thinking it was a freebie or if it was more than she was expecting (I certainly got my money's worth).

Whoops, I better watch out. She might be thinking of hooking me as a boyfriend.

[M P Lurker]

Went to Emmanuelle today. Just missed Yok. Was ogling a very pretty girl who just stepped into the fishbowl when suddenly another guy called her out. You have to be quick! She had a silicone job so I wasn't totally devastated.

Another stunning faced girl also had fake tits and this time even more obvious.

In the end I chose a moderate looking girl and had a good time, but it was just not the same as having a great time with a stunner. I can see my psychology has been permanently warped towards choosing the most stunning girls.
When I came down at 5.30PM, all of the approx 15 models from earlier were totally gone, and just a few left in the fishbowl and 2 sidelines.

Nearly all of the girls had vanished. Now I see what happens. Sometimes we can walk into an MP and say that they had very few girls and no pretty ones. But actually they had a lot. At a real busy place its possible for virtually all of the girls to be concurrently busy. Then you have to be prepared to wait for a significant period watching the girls as they come out of a booking, and then grab a looker real fast.
Same thing happened the other night at Utopia. Quite late, absolutely all of the girls were taken.

Some MPs can be just too popular and too busy to maintain plenty of free girls throughout the night.
I have decided now that I will prefer to go to Emmanuelle on Fridays and Saturdays (to maximise pretty girls). I will also go between 2.30PM and 4.30PM. This means pretty girls will keep arriving as I am there and I will get in before all the pretty ones are taken.

Once you know the pretty girls already, its better, as you can book them.

Turns out that the Farang Surcharge here is 600 Baht. So a sideline girl normally 2500 Baht will be 3100 for Farang. A b-course (body slide) girl will be 2000 Baht for 2hrs but 2600 for Farangs.

[M P Lurker]

Went to Bangkok Cozy again today. Thought I should find out how good some of the other girls are. About 35 girls available. No. 2 looked really pretty but slimmish, No. 48 looked good and so did 148. I was taking a long time to decide when #226 came downstairs. My girl T from yesterday.
Decided to take her, a sure thing, rather than take the gamble.
I needn't have worried. She does do BBBJ and scored very close to a 10 for it. 9 I guess. Started with gentle sucking the balls into her mouth (one at a time), continued with her darting tongue licking technique. Before long I was absolutely begging her to put the head in her mouth. She did at last and then proceeded with the soft slow longish strokes.

All the rest I have described before. So no need to repeat. Today I thought she looked more like an Asian version of Senta Berger (famous film star when I was young). Nearly put her photos in but decided was better not to.

Just to clarify prices. Fishbowl girls are 1300, 1600, 1800 Baht (2hrs).
Sideline starts at 2000 and 2200 (1.5hrs) and there are higher categories. Mamasan Da tells me that fishbowl girls give better service.
There is a discount of 100 Baht before 19:00, but only Mon-Fri and only on sideline girls.

[M P Lurker]

YMMV - I had probably the worst ever MP experience in past 30 yrs on my last trip with a 1800 selection. Should have kicked her out after first 15 minutes, eventually did boot her.

Btw, price and service are not related. Papasan told me girls that are 'newer' (and therefore 'fresher') command higher price. Newer doesn't mean better, as I sadly discovered.

I also recall back in my early years, BC was one of my old time favorites....now it appears mostly Japanese clientel patronize this place. Many of the papasan are fairly fluently in Japanese.

T1234 raises the one one point that stops us really rating any MP. There are great girls, there are ordinary girls, and occasionally there are disasters.
I am a little hasty in raving about an establishement after just one fab experience. However I seem to recall when T1234 got a dud, his friends had a good time.

MPs to be avoided are where there are just too many reports of disasters and "ordinary" sessions.

Could be worth asking the papasan how long a girl has been working and avoid the absolute newbies. My choice had been there 4-5 months.

My mamasan, little "Da", seemed helpful. I indicated 2 girls I liked and she suggested that "T" was a really good worker and good heart. I was going to take "T" anyway. I asked if T's breasts were real. Da replied that they were absolutely real as she had felt them herself, being a girl with not much herself.
I usually prefer to tip the papasan/mamasan afterwards. If I am a regular they then get to know that their really good tip is available if they assisted with a wonderful girl, but if recommended a dud, they get nothing from me and would be avoided in the future.
Often I don't take advice anyway. I'm stubborn.

I think there were quite a few Thai customers sitting at tables. Bangkok Cozy seemed busy. I didn't notice how many Japanese because wasn't paying attention to the customers much T says that she gets a few foreign customers that claim she looks only half Thai.

Finally, you feel really cheated at an expensive Establishment when paying say 4K and getting really mediocre sex. But at 1300 Baht, if you got a dud girl, you could save your juice by not worrying about an orgasm, and pick another girl to follow immediately.
In the old days at Chaophraya II, I did that several times.
At Amsterdam, the price was too high to do that.

[Meepmeep99]

Mona Lisa was a tourist trap 20 years ago. They have not changed. Some people simply do not know that. Many of the MPs will ripp you of for 1000 Baht for the taxi driver and simply because you are a "rich" farung. However, if you find out the local price and can speak the lingo it helps. Still, I argued with those guys at Mona Lisa as they really think that once you are there they can charge you whatever they want. Don't loose your temper but insist on the lower price.

Sometimes the local Thai men will laugh if you know the lower price and are trying to get that. It is almost like "damn! he knew that we were robbing him blind!" Sometimes Thai men can be like 5 year old children who were caught with their hand in the cookie jar.''''' I have seen that same stupid face when they are caught screwing up by their wives or girlfriends'''''. If they won't give in then go to another MP. There are hundreds in Bangkok alone.

Most are simply there for business. It should be fun for you.

In what situation would you see the look given from a thai man to his wife while screwing up.

[Traveler1234]

At 1300 Baht, this was extremely good value for a soapie, tits massage and GFE sex. Obviously I would be interested in repeating with Tuk and gave her a nice tip which only some customers give. Bangkok Cozy is a classy place and, with better looking girls and cheaper prices, should beat "Nataree" hands down folks!

YMMV - I had probably the worst ever MP experience in past 30 yrs on my last trip with a 1800 selection. Should have kicked her out after first 15 minutes, eventually did boot her.

Btw, price and service are not related. Papasan told me girls that are 'newer' (and therefore 'fresher') command higher price. Newer doesn't mean better, as I sadly discovered.

I also recall back in my early years, BC was one of my old time favorites....now it appears mostly Japanese clientel patronize this place. Many of the papasan are fairly fluently in Japanese.

[Satrai2000]

Anyone ever had massage at "Homm Aroma Therapy" at Sukh. Soi 26? It's is next to Sopranos.

[M P Lurker]

Got off the undergound (subway) MRT at Petchaburi station for some walking exercise and a chance to look into some rarely visited Soapy Massage Parlours in (New) Petchaburi Road.

Turning Left from Asoke Road into Petchaburi Road, its only 200m to Mona Lisa on the left side. This MP is closed for renovations for perhaps another year, as entire inside is being rebuilt.

Further on checked out "New York" next to Amari Atrium Hotel. Its closed and replaced by a Spa. BTW, Don't stay at Amari as all the Taxis here only want to take you where they get good money. If you want to go MBK or Phanthip Plaza, they just smile and are not interested.

Next stop was Petch Siam Club and Karaoke. It doesn't open till 19:00 so I couldn't go in. Since it doesn't seem to be an MP, its struck off the list.

Attached is a Map showing the follwoing MPs visited.

Next stop was Christina, which is very tough to see if you can't read Thai signs. Anyway its just before RCA road on the left in a little parking area. The MP is in the back left corner. 6 girls were in the fish bowl, all older and mostly fatties with one exception looking reasonable for a not so young girl. Prices were 800 Baht for massage plus 600 Baht extra for B-course. Prices are all inclusive so looks like can get sex with massage for 800 Baht. Very budget conscious mongers could be interested. Not sure if any girls speak English here.

"Sai Fon" is on the right side of petchaburi Road, 50m before pedestrian footbridge overpass and 100m after RCA road. Its an Orange building with no English signage. About 18 girls in fishbowl, mostly old and mostly overweight. However, one or two young and O.K. to good looking.
At 1000 Baht for 1.5 hrs (all inclusive) this could interest the very budget conscious monger who wants to try a soapie. However I believe we have better options coming.

Less than 300m after RCA Road, on the left is Phorn Petch (opposite a vacant lot). Its a dirty cream coloured building above. At ground level colour scheme is light green and pink on white background. Can go it door where it says "Service Hours 13:00-24:00 Every Day". Price is 1500 Baht for 2 hours. The fishbowl has 13 old girls (mostly overweight) available for real massage and 4 younger girls. Of those four, S numbers do B-course and A numbers do not. Not recommended as we come to something better soon.

About 200 metres more and still before Soi Soon Wijai, brings us to "Bangkok Cozy" on the right (huge girl face and yellow sign is unmissable) and Riviera 50m more on the left side. Riveria was reasonably up market inside but had only 6 girls available at 2000 Baht for 2 hrs. Only 2 of the 6 were younger and O.K. looking. Can't be recommended.

This website shows what the Bangkok Cozy fishbowl looks like and has phone number (plenty of girls) Prices were 1300, 1600 and 1800 Baht. Sideline girls 2000, 2200. A 100 Baht discount applies before 7PM. Not sure if my quoted prices included that discount. No sign of old girls here. Quite a few good lookers with average looks of girls well above Nataree. About 35 girls available with others upstairs already busy.
Bangkok Cozy web site

Had to try #226 green badge at 1300 Baht. Face was rather "Khon Kaen" province looking, with coloured hair and a nice spiral perm, looking somewhat reminiscent of Catherine Zeta-Jones of "Entrapment" and "Mask of Zorro" movies. She had nice tits but must have been in the low price bracket due to a bit of tummy flab. Turned out her name was "T". Of the 1300, she only gets 600 Baht. Tummy flab and alittle sag on the tits were due to having had a baby already, but she was still very nice looking to me. Maybe a pic next time (I forgot). 150cm and 27 years old coming from Nong Khai a few months back.

She really gave me a fantastic extended body slide massage of my balls and cock, using her ample tits in the bath. Nearly a C-cup but probably B. Mere mortals would have shot their load already, but I could hang on.

On the bed I gave her very nice DATY which she enjoyed so much there was no signs of getting me to stop at all, but eventually I decided to change. When french kissing, she used her darting tongue so wonderfully that I could not even bare to release her mouth to my cock, so the blowjob got bypassed. Nothing gets me hard as quick as a beatiful kisser. The sex, like all the rest, was absolutely GFE. with her legs spread wide, I was enjoying her soft body all the while continuing to kiss plentifully. Was so good, I forgot to even try doggy, I think.

At 1300 Baht, before 7PM, this was extremely good value for a soapie, tits massage and GFE sex. Obviously I would be interested in repeating with T and gave her a nice tip which only some customers give. Unfortunately couldn't comment on her BJ ability since I skipped it due to being carried away.

Bangkok Cozy is a classy place with good facilities and, with better looking girls and cheaper prices, should beat "Nataree" hands down folks! (Assuming plenty of girls give a good service)
It also trashes "Darling" in price and looks of the girls. Who would even dream of going to Cupidy with this available at more than fair prices.

The remainder of Petchaburi road survey will continue from Hawaii, Angelina, Evita, Meree, BIWA and Nancy on another day.
I starved. Off to dinner at Livingstones Lodge as its not far away through the back Sois.

Attached is a little Map of where I found some MPs. I should have taken photos of the outside for those with poor English signs.

[M P Lurker]

Thats the monger-phone ringing at 13:45. Its Mr. Amnuay ( a papasan at Emmanuelle) calling to tell me Miss Yok (B19) has shown up for work today.
I tell him to hold her for me till I get there in 30 mins (optimistic from Dynasty Grande in Sukhumvit Soi 6). All thoughts of "Tulip" are suddenly on hold again.

I dash out the door and walk 3 mins to Nana BTS station, swipe my multi-use card at the turnstiles and get upsairs. I fluked it - the train is just pulling in. Only one stop to Asoke and then take the exit that leads to Sukhumvit underground MRT station. Again swipe the multi-use MRT card for fast enrty. its 4 stops to Huai Khwang. Exit 3 for Emerald Hotel but Emanuelle is very much closer. Took just 25 mins where a taxi would have been stuck in a traffic jam.

Inside and spy the girls. Its just after 3 and there are only about 15 girls on display all up, fishbowl, sideline, and models areas, but half of them are real lookers. Wow this place certainly has lookers on Friday (today) and Saturday would be the same. Mr Amnuay says that at 5PM they might have 70 girls (he's probably exaggerating but then some will be upstairs).

Yokkie seems pleased to see me. She is very chatty as usual and naughty as well. No shrinking violet, this girl.
Up to the room and she orders a beer, but me just water.
She says: lets have the body-slide first on the raft while bath fills, and have the bath afterwards, to save max time for sex. Good thinking 99! She seems to have trouble pronouncing Mick and so calls me Mix or Max, especially when reaching a climax.
While face down the body slide is a bit quick for me, after turning over, her tempo improves greatly (much slower). She uses her ample wide and high C tits and also her ample bum cheeks and pussy mound to do the massaging while sliding up and down on the suds. Its very tough to resist when her soapy bum and pussy slide right up to centimetres from my face. But kissing her pussy will of course taste terrible with all the soapy froth. No mere mortal can hold back a hard-on when subjected to slip sliding big tits and pussy against balls and cock.

More play using her tits in the bath.
I take a few pics when she is finishing rinsing herself off (included).
Sorry about focus off a little as last shot was very rushed.
This Thai website shows Yokkie in bottom right corner

On the bed its not quite a GFE as she isn't into deep french kissing, she is closer to a PSE although I don't think she makes her arse available.
I give her DATY and she comes wildly almost straight away. How come so quick? She explains its about 2 weeks since she had a nice DATY. How so? She says that Thais like to lap like dogs, too hard and too fast, while my default technique is slow and quite delicate to start with. A soft touch works well with Yokkie. She gives me a very nice long BBBJ (apparently not with every dick - depends how clean and fragent is your dick) lots of soft slow sucking and licking. Perfection for me.Finally we get to the sex. her pussy is tight so I must start gently. I now remembered how loudly she screams out during sex. Slightly embarrassing that the whole floor with hear this but no matter. Turn her over to doggy, for the final sprint to the line while she begs me to come before I kill her.

She came twice and had to hold off the 3rd so she could work some more today. Damage was 2600 Baht (including 500 Baht Farang surcharge I believe) for a B-course girl. Tipped Mr Amnuay for his assitance. Yokkie invited me to return for the new year party and I promised her a new vibe for a present although she has never had one before.
Its 4.30PM now and still only 20 girls in evidence downstairs (plenty others busy), but of the 20, a significant number of really nice lookers.
Obviously the right time to visit Emmanuelle is 2PM to 5PM on a Friday or Saturday. Other days the numbers of lookers may be down.

P.S. Went around the corner to have a look at Mirage. Its been closed for 1 month now. Another Hotel being built instead.
Checked out Nataree, both doors. One looker in the traditional massge area to the left at a cheap starting price but I guess have to tip extra for sex.
All up about 40 girls, 2 nice looking in the fishbowl, and 1 or 2 outside good looking. But really no absolute stunners at all. The girls at Emanuelle were far fewer but still far better looking on average, with some stunners as well.