2007 Bangkok Massage Parlors

[Easy2007]

As a first post, most people will think you work for another massage shop, and simply want to hurt the business of Tulip.

I am not saying your are not telling the truth, but simply if you had a 1000 posts against your name then people might take into account your suggestion of such bad news with a little more consideration.

Something to be very careful of here is that yes, in some massage shops some girls will do bareback, they will charge extra, and its a way of getting more money. Thats life in general, there are always those willing to take a risk to get more money.

However, there are also a malicious few who, after doing the above and getting a dose, will then decide to leave the shop in the next week before the next check up, and during their departing week they will seek revenge on a few blokes by offering bareback with no extra charges.

To remember, if a girl you do not know from before, offers you bareback with no extra charge, do not get tempted in the slightest way, you are tempting fate.

However, you may find an old friend, one you have visited a few times and she has got to know you, and your situation, and your cleanliness level, will sometimes offer you bareback, in this situation its more of a "cling on" than anything else, she hopes you'll appreciate she is clean, and also you can get decent bareback sex with no worries from her, and so she keeps your business for longer (eg stop boredom setting in too quickly).

"HIV alert in Tulip » one girl tested positive last check up"

I don't know if this is true or not. What I KNOW is that some Tulip ladies don't insist that customers wear condoms.

Didier

[SexWithSmile]

"HIV alert in Tulip » one girl tested positive last check up"

I don't know if this is true or not. What I KNOW is that some Tulip ladies don't insist that customers wear condoms.

Didier

Mmmhhh. the 5 girls I have tried there ALWAYS automatically and smoothly put a condom - no exception.

In that kind of establishment, I would run away from any girl not doing this. Any un-professional behavious will cost dearly.

[Didierhardy]

"HIV alert in Tulip » one girl tested positive last check up"

I don't know if this is true or not. What I KNOW is that some Tulip ladies don't insist that customers wear condoms.

Didier

[M P Lurker]

Hi,

I will be in BKK on January and would like to know a MP where there will be girls with large tits. Silicon okay for me. Tnx

Well finding large silicone is no challenge at all, but I don't look out for it.

How old and fat do you like your ladies? Again I don't look for that.
How large is large? To me a good C cup is fine:
Yokie has big Tits but maybe the others don't ???
Which places are renowned for big tits? I don't know that but someone will.

Why not do a search on this thread for the word "tits" or perhaps even "big tits" and "massive tits"?

[Richo Stevens]

Does anyone have Bangkok Tonight Forum membership? Found this topic while searching the net, a bit disturbing and would like to know more about if anyone have some info;

"HIV alert in Tulip » one girl tested positive last check up"

[Inch15]

Hi,

I will be in BKK on January and would like to know a MP where there will be girls with large tits. Silicon okay for me. Tnx

[Sanook D]

sabai sabai in soi 11 was disappointing, average massage and a hassle for hj, she wanted 1k which i for sure wouldn't pay (as bbbj in [CodeWord900] for 700 is just 5 minutes away)

i decided to stop in for a massage, and nothing more, at sabai sabai on my way to the federal for a sentimental lunch- "nothing more" because it seems to me that the odds of getting a really professional massage and good nookie in the same place are not all that good. i had heard that ss masseuses are exceptionally well-trained, but after an hour of a rather brutal massage the masseuse grabbed my crotch and asked me if i wanted a massage there. i told her no, i really didn't, was off to lunch afterward and just wanted a rub-down- and that i would tip her anyway, no problem. the masseuse, who admittedly was cute in a chinese farm-girl sort of way (i. e. , in the manner of a piglet), was nothing if not persistent; after what i can say without exaggeration must have been the eighth query on her part, i said, "ok, how much for a bj. " "2, 000, " she replied, upon which i burst out laughing. once i finally got control of myself, the conversation continued; "ok, how much? " "no, mai pen rai, forget it. " "come on, how much will you pay? " "never mind, i'm ok. " etc. , etc. ad nauseum until she finally gave up and pouted through the last 20 minutes or so of the massage. bear in mind, the conversation, such as it was, took place entirely in thai, and while i am by no means fluent it must have been clear as well that i'm not exactly new around here. won't be going back there; and for anyone that is interested, a tasteful little joint near the new hilary bar on soi 11, called "baan [something or other]", has always been good in my experience for a straight massage (one look at the place and it should be clear that "baan. " is a regular massage joint; then again, this is thailand).

[NicFrenchy]

what can one do in bangkok on an announced “non-alcoholic” saturday? (who in fact, turned out to be quite alcoholic in the patpong area, or so was i told). pondering my options i opted for a relaxing massage (read: sex).

naturally, i head for soi oily (24/1) with the firm intention of trying a new girl at angels. what i did not expect is for the place to be invaded by japanese guys. there was about 10 of them in the girl’s waiting areas, looking for a honey to spend the next hour or so with. the cashier tells me that there is about 30minutes minimum wait for a room. screw that, i want my massage and i want it now. i leave, and as i walk back up soi 24/1 i notice a lot of japanese guys still heading towards angels. this place must have very good feedback in japan since these guys don’t even look at the other massage places and head straight to angels.

as i pass the little joints next to angels, i believe it is rynda massage and some other one, i notice the girl are not so attractive for me to stop and acknowledge their massage invitation. i am inclined in trying something new so i head to matsutake massage. as i enter, i see 2 girls on the left sofa staring into space and an older woman (whom i assume is the boss) talking a japanese customer into indulging into special services. they are sitting on the right side sofa and beside the japanese guy is a lovely tall and slim masseuse that i would not have minded taking for myself. all looked at me when i came in and all went back to what they were doing. now, this would not have struck me as odd if i was at immigration, but in a massage parlor? a (so called) customer service oriented business?
i was neither greeted nor invited to sit, in fact, i found myself stupidly standing there, at the entrance, waiting. i don’t know about matsutake’s point of view in regards to their clientele, but one would think that in such a competitive marketplace and especially on that 24/1 soi, all 10 massage joints would offer top service and performance levels (that is if they want to make money, of course). as i was leaving, i heard the older lady shout at one of the girls to grab me back but the sad lady did a poor job at it. how can you possibly keep someone (in this case, a paying customer) in a place where they are not showing care and attention?

having passed matsutake, my choices are now pretty slim: remains happy massage or teen2. i’ve been to teen2 on a previous occasion so this time i decided to try happy massage.

simple yet efficient welcome: a nice lady with a broad smile! “hello sir, welcome, please choose massage” she says while showing me the menu. a quick glance and i see that they offer balls massage, not that i will indulge but that is good to know for future reference.

i ask for the book and i am pleasantly surprised at the number of ladies they have, there are close to 20 providers. as always, the lady that tickles my fancy is marked as “busy” so i flip the pages until i see one that will do the trick. i chose an “older lady” (by that i mean older than me, i am 30) and the cashier apologises telling me i have to wait “2 minutes”. as it turns out, the lady i chose is from teen2 and the cashier ran next door to get her. i guess both places are owned by the same person then.

while i don’t remember the name of the lady i picked, i can say she was very mechanical and not the expected gfe.

she came to shower with me and seemed not to mind having my hands all over her curvaceous body. silly me, i get a little too carried away massaging her pussy and aiming for the gspot right in the shower! she gently stops me and invites me to hop on the bed.

for some bizarre reason, she asks me to lay face down so she can start the massage, i do as i am told and after a good 30mn of massage, she asks me to lift my ass up (pardon my french) and starts a delightful balls massage. halfway through the ballsm/hj, i sit up and reach for her breasts. she moves away and tightens the towel around her body. i am speechless but not defeated, i have a go at it again and she then asks “oh, you want special?” i smile and nod. she smiles, removes the towel and pushes me back while swallowing my erect member.
i am trying to move her into 69 but she does not allow me to daty. there could be a lot of reasons on her side and i respect that, after all, she might have caught something and denied it for my own safety? who knows.

she takes out a condom and rolls it down with her mouth, resuming with a cbj. sex on the bed was below average, she was a total vegetable: an experience to forget… fast!

1500 for her and 400 to the shop. usual pricing.

i asked her if she charges for the balls massage but she said no, free. i guess this is good for you cheap charlies out there looking for a cheap time, apparently, you could get away with 400 massage to the shop, see if the girl will give you a balls massage for free (i am sure a few will do), ejaculate from the balls massage and tip the lady (or not) 100thb. all in all 500thb

editor's note: i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here for more information.

[M P Lurker]

The following site turned up on Google Maps.

Shows where many Bangkok MPs for Thais are located.
http://maps.google.com.au/maps/ms?hl...9645&z=13&om=1

Unfortunately its better for those who can read Thai as the Google Maps for Bangkok are in Thai script. But then it can be compared to another Map that shows English. I hope to get it converted to an English map some time.

If anyone knows how to get the Google Maps of Bangkok to go "English", I would certainly like to know.

[Meaty]

...the rule of thumb to remember is ;
500 Baht = HJ
1000 Baht = BJ
1500 Baht = FS

Spot on, this applies to every oily massage i know. But also remember some places (like Tulip) offer multiple shots for the 1,500 price, and Tulips include anal for the same price
Big G can probably wise us up on the other fine oilies that offer more than 1 shot for the fixed price. But as always, please remember that the above prices are not tips, they are the cost of the additional service provided by the lady and kept by the lady for said service. Feel free to provide a 'tip' over and above the 'cost' if you feel it necessary, but after many oily visits i have yet to be asked for more than the 'cost'

[Easy2007]

ref the 1k hj, the rule of thumb to remember is ;

500 baht = hj
1000 baht = bj
1500 baht = fs

some may require 2000 baht for fs (but thats for two shots in the same session).

if all us "punters" stick to the above mentioned rates, which are the accepted market rates by most, then we can avoid the pestering for higher pricesm which can happen at times, however, each to their own and if you feel you have had exceptional service, you should of course reward as you see fit.

one of the best ways to avoid the "price issue" is to not ask the price, just go ahead with the service and then pay the tip as appropriate. by doing so the girl is accepting the above mentioned rates, and should not quibble come payment time.

lots of hassle can be avoided by answering the question thats often asked, and that is "do you come here often". just say "not this one, but been to many other massage places in bkk". they will then known you know the score.

i checked out, what goes up in the decent massage parlors, where all the tourists lay inside for a foot massage. as i wanted to be sure to have at least a happy ending, i used a trick.

at most places, some girls sit outside and scream 'massage, massage'. if i like the beauty of one of them, i asked her to get me a business card and write her name on it. than i walk away a few meters from the other girls, so that i can talk to her alone when she comes back with the card. question will than be "do you have special massage", and answer will hopefully be "have".

as i stayed in soi 8, i had one session in fresh, great massage and happy ending (bj also available), and one session in pim porn with a real beautiful girl (ta). great massage with happy ending, bj not available, but she does outcall with fs. sabai sabai in soi 11 was disappointing, average massage and a hassle for hj, she wanted 1k which i for sure wouldn't pay (as bbbj in [CodeWord900] for 700 is just 5 minutes away).

my last report for a while. vacation over. the next one will be from p. i.

[Joesin]

I had a very present time there. Being 1st time there, I went for the girl with the highest rating. (in case when it turns out bad, they cannot use the rating as a "reason". It was indeed a different and refreshing experience. I will probably visit at least once when I am in Bkk.

[M P Lurker]

When choosing the girl at Sanzanka, it's a good idea to choose the girl with the highest percentage rating when the papasan shows you the girls' pictures. Usually the higher the percentage, the better the girl because she's chosen more. Also, I recommend the 2-hour treatment. If the girl knows she's getting paid more, they usually provide better service. Sanzanka is always my first stop in Bangkok. Never a miss with me. I can handle the salt massage really well. If you speak Japanese, the girls understand that language okay.

Gyaos.

I doubt if the ratings have an inverse correlation to the intensity, i.e. are the best rated girls really softer???

[Gyaos]

Today, Sazanka, and maybe I didn't really get it former reports, what this is about. But for me, this massage is by far too strong. I'm glad, I just booked the 70 min treatment, because these were 60 minutes of torture (the 10 minutes shower were ok. :.)). Maybe I'm too sensitive, I always asked the girl to do softer, and she always answers, "it's already softer as I usually do". When she put the hot towels and walked on me, it was the hell.

When choosing the girl at Sanzanka, it's a good idea to choose the girl with the highest percentage rating when the papasan shows you the girls' pictures. Usually the higher the percentage, the better the girl because she's chosen more. Also, I recommend the 2-hour treatment. If the girl knows she's getting paid more, they usually provide better service. Sanzanka is always my first stop in Bangkok. Never a miss with me. I can handle the salt massage really well. If you speak Japanese, the girls understand that language okay.

Gyaos.

[Giotto]

The Marketing Director (and no doubt the Chairman) would like to know who
'she' is.....if you're reluctant to post, please pm.

Mr. Marketing Director,

I know already.


Giotto