2005 Thai Women - Opinions & Advice

[JHolmesJr]

Seems like a bunch of cool chicks. Nice game too...thais generally have a great sense of humour. Unlike the one I met recently.

I was at the same place you mention and this one bird kept acting like she was gonna hook me up with anyone I want...no problem, you want lady I give you etc etc...till the point where I was quite annoyed. (Im a lot of things but shy ain't one of them.)

Without giving it much thought, I asked her, "Are you the mamasan here?" Fuuuuuuuuuuck! There was a moments silence followed by the other girls around her bursting into laughter and the darkening of her already dark face. She was rather pissed at being thought of as mamasan, probably bcos of the age theyre associated with etc.

Anyway, this biatch had absolutely no sense of humour about anything, I didnt turn my back on her the entire time after, for fear of the old beer bottle to the head trick they like to pull.

[Coma Boy]

I was sat with a bunch of girls at Big Dogs the other day. They were playing a game where they would guess the nationality of Farang strolling by.

They assumed that most guys were English, often incorrectly, yet had some amusing stereotypical views on Italians and Americans.

Anyone with a ladyboy was automatically assumed to be Italian. When I asked about this they said that Italians are the main customers of ladyboys. One girl even told me she used to hang out with ladyboys and pretend to be a post-op as she wanted an Italian boyfriend.

Apparently every American in NEP will always have the word "USA", or the US flag somewhere on their clothing, and more often than not, white socks and/or a baseball cap.

Apparently Germans and Australians look like fat British guys, and anyone very drunk, aggressive or loud is British.

Now, I think about it, this all sounds fairly accurate.

[1Ball]

do TGs like dildos ?

Hmmmmmmmm, let me see.

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...chmentid=14568

[The Traveler]

Juice,

TG's seem to like dildos, only very few were shy first but then asked me if they might keep it for themselves. It's a great thing if you take 2 or 3 girls, so they might enjoy each other while you do them doggy style.

Some girls told me that they often aren't satisfied even though they might get fucked every day. Many guys don't seemed to know the meaning of "foreplay", get off too fast or just treat them as objects, command them to do this and to do that and killing the mood by doing so. So a dildo can be of great help back home. Take it easy guys, let it flow.

[The Traveler]

Posterlion,

nice and honest post, like always.

Let's wait and see if our three Stooges (D.F.G.) will go on with their Djihad against those who do not live their NO ID NO GO and start to stalk you like they do with me. My guess, they won't. It's not the issue they are interested in, it's just a simple personal war as retaliation for an innocent joke that went out of control.

Regarding flowers : Most girls do like any kind of gift. It's not the object itself they appreciate but rather what you express by it : "I was thinking of you".

[Sean_Double]

Yes Juice,
Thai girls like dildos. My TGF has 2; a vibrator and I think what is refered to as a "dong."
I think more TGs would have dildos if they were easier to buy, as it is its kind of hard to find them.
Cheers,
Sean

[PosterLion]

The current girlfriend does. This I know!

[Little Wing]

Thanks again for the extensive discussions about gifts. I saw my Hong Kong TBG friend last week to and from Beijing. Of course, she particularly appreciated the specific gifts from my country (Jade pendant, calendar, etc), the money I gave her, and the fact that I paid for dinner for her and her BG friend (they're very convinced I have "nam jai").

I took along some chocolates so she could take something back to her friends. She doesn't personally like chocolate, but the friend who had dinner with us does (and was kidded about it by her Thai boyfriend).

I had little time to shop in Beijing, but she was delighted with the cheap panda key ring I picked up at the airport, and proudly attached it to the new handbag she had bought with the money I had given her a few days before.

These girls are well aware of the signicance of flowers to westerners and insisted we take some pictures in front of a display of roses.

I did take along a dildo, but cannot report on whether she likes it or not, since it proved superfluous under the circumstances

[JuiceSpike]

Poster,

Nice one...

Now we know that BG like flowers but do they like dildos too?

juice

[Joe Zop]

LOL, nice post PL, but I still believe "clusterfuck" is eminently apropos: a cluster bomb fucks up a wide area by kicking out a bunch of smaller bombs, doing damage every which way, and I think that perfectly describes the lifespan and progress of the "discussion" in question. Besides, an online forum is by definition a collaborative effort, as it only happens if there are multiple people posting and there has definitely been that happening in this discussion, even if the core group of ongoing players is small.

I obviously wasn't referring to the refreshing qualities of the ironically named drink, but I very much look forward to reading a report from you on the to the explosive properties of said mixture.

As far as flowers go, if they don't do anything for the woman in question, the only thing you lose is the flowers -- as with chocolate or any of the other gifts discussed, most women, even if the specific gift isn't to their taste, will appreciate the effort and the thought shown by the gift and reward you accordingly.

[PosterLion]

Dear Sir Duni,

I think I was the last to know.

[Duniawala]

Poster

Ouch!! And you sold your house couple of years ago. Then again, who knew.

Yes, all girls love flowers, even TGs. Best is when you are in a beer bar e.g. on Soi 8 (Pattaya) and there are 6-7 BGs around. Along comes a little waif peddling flowers. For a few baht, you get some roses and give it to all the BGs. The little waif is happy and for a fleeting moment you are one helluva hansum man. (till the next sucker comes along). Ah, but that was indeed a glorious moment, however short it may have been.

Have a great Mongolian Clusterfuck on me. Me, I want to have a clusterfuck with 10 TGs. Unfortunately, the hotel desk clerk would only allow 2 at a time.

Anyone know where I can get all 10 of them up to my room at the same time? Closest I got was 4, after I told the clerk that 2 were for me and 2 for my friend next door.

A hearty end of july to all and have a great clusterfuck.

[Coma Boy]

Wise words Posterlion.

Have a Mongolian Clusterfuck on me!

[PosterLion]

the u.s. gdp came in at 3.4% for the month of june while the price of every imaginable asset class is soaring to unprecedented levels. i am sitting in my cousins recently appraised house in the valley of the sun (phoenix, az) marveling that her (little hut) might be worth $600,000. but i digress, considering that id cards, cluster-fucks, and flowers are the subject of the day.

flowers are such a lovely thing and i am happy to report that 50% of the thai women i know love them. the odd thing about my experience with thai women and flowers is that my non-p4p thai girlfriend does not particularly like flowers as a gift while my (current) p4p thai girlfriend loves to receive flowers as a gift. in fact, our first meeting occurred because of an innocent rose.

once upon a time, a long time ago, i was hitting on the ladies in the nana parking lot at 2am, when i happened upon a little lovely standing all alone. she was holding a rose to her face and looking ever so demure. it was a beautiful sight and i had no choice but to inquire if she might be free to retire with me to my apartment.

she replied in a swift and forthright manner that she was in fact busy, “i have a customer already”, at which point she nodded at the flower as proof that she was not without a meal ticket. i decided to persuade her otherwise as she had that diamond-in-the-rough-look that has been described by some of the more pursuit oriented mongers on this board. just as i thought i was winning her over a giant hooligan of a man descended upon us. it was quite apparent that the little lass did indeed have a meal ticket and more, as her meal was peering at me with vehemence. it was quite obvious he felt a need to defend his ladies’ honor and preserve his status of boyfriend-for-a-night.

deftly, i sidestepped the issue by raising my hand and hailing the newlyweds a taxi. the young lass turned to me and smiled. then she gave me her rose and got inside the cab with her new found love. i watched the taxi drive away while wishing peace and good luck to them both. in the meantime, i had my own luck to consider. were there any girls left on the lot worth a go? as it turns out, there was a girl left and that girl is my present girlfriend.

she was sitting on a stool in the beer bar that is part of the nana hotel. i had just entered the place in search of a beer and a place to sit so that i could look for a new lady in comfort. as i walked past her she noticed the rose i was carrying. “can i have your flower?” i gave a her the once over and decided that she might do.

“sure.” i handed her the flower and she smiled.

“where did you get it?”

“from a girl that left with another guy?”

“oh.”

without going into further detail about the first and subsequent rendevous with my present girlfriend, nor mentioning the many other stories i could tell you concerning the things that we did before hooking up, i will simply state that this girl loves to receive flowers.

every time i give my girlfriend a flower she is delighted. she fills up a glass or a beer bottle with water and places the flower on display in our apartment. after a few days she hangs the flower upside down to dry and once it has dried she puts it in a bottle reserved for dried flowers. this bottle has never filled up as my girlfriend and i fight like cats and dogs. whenever we have a fight, all the flowers, dried and/or otherwise, are torn to little bits and tossed off the balcony by my girl. oh the memories.

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now might be a good time to change the topic to that of the clusterfuck. what exactly is a clusterfuck? i turned the question over to my friend jeeves and got the following answer: clusterfuck ... noun clusterfuck (vulgar) a disastrously unsuccessful collaborative effort. the project looked good at the start, but the manager couldn't coordinate for shit and it ended up a complete clusterfuck.

i also got the definition for a mongolian clusterfuck for those that are interested. it is a cocktail made with equal parts of jägermeister, goldschlager, and rumplemintz. the instructions for making it are as follows: build it in a shot glass and shoot! sounds refreshing. maybe i’ll try one sometime.

i don’t believe the current ****/id card argument that is going on in the thai section of isg qualifies as a clusterfuck because 1) it is most certainly not a collaborative effort, and 2) it is not refreshing. while i do feel sorry for the majority of those (me included) that must endure the inane arguments put forth by the three stooges (maybe it is two or five or six stooges, i’m not counting), i actually feel a higher degree of pity for the combatants themselves. do they actually know what they are fighting for? is there a higher purpose? do they believe that any of us (including them) will learn something from all of this? my heart goes out to them for they know not (and this is obvious) what they do.

they have mentioned (either directly or indirectly), a possible higher purpose for their discussions. they claim they are trying to save us from accidentally having sex with an **** woman. wow... i say we should inform the pope and recommend them all for immediate canonization.

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personally, i almost never check a girls id card. maybe i’m an idiot, but i don’t really give a flying fuck either. there have been three occasions where i have looked at a woman’s id card in thailand. the first was that of my first girlfriend. i just wanted to see her picture. the third was that of my second girlfriend. she wanted me to see her picture, but i also checked the year of birth and that is how i discovered that she is 29. i was a little shocked at first because i thought she was not a day over 27. the second time i checked a girls id card was the one and only time i thought it impossible that the girl i was going to fuck was at least 18. and as it has been stated, she may have been younger because (oh my god) she might have been using someone else’s id card. big deal! it was consensual and i didn’t get caught: (posterlion 1 society 0).

it’s interesting too, at least now that i’ve taken the time to contemplate it, that two of the three id cards i’ve looked at in thailand belonged to a girlfriend. why it that? probably because i actually liked these girls. contrary to those charitable members of the 3f crowd, i don’t really feel the need to try to “help” the women i am bonking when it is p4p. if i accidentally pick up a girl that is ****, i am not going to give it much thought unless i end up in jail, but i doubt that to be very likely.

i am not one of those older guys that scours the earth for teenagers to pay money to for sex. and for good reason! if i am going to give a girl money for sex i want the girl to be a fucking expert. pun intended! my current girlfriend is 29 and has (or at least had) been fucking for money for 12 years. when i was paying her to fuck me i was doing so for good reason. she knows everything about man. why would i want to pay my hard earned money to a girl that doesn’t yet know the intricacies of an erect penis. it takes years of training for a girl to master a good technique! i’d just as soon let all you other guys pay for her education.

now for my final thought. if you really want to stay out of prison or you feel morally obligated to stay away from **** girls, you should consider getting yourself a girlfriend and shucking the 3f way of life. there is no safer way to avoid jail time and/or stds than that. case closed!

poster out.

(posterlion is a leading authority of the game of life and quickly becoming an expert at understanding and explaining the nuances of thai women).

[Evil Penivel]

Do Thai girls like flowers?

juice

That's a tough question. TGs certainly don't dislike flowers, but to most TGs flowers don't carry the emotional and romantic impact that they do in N. America or Europe. TGs, especially BGs, prefer something that 1) doesn't have to be thrown away after three-four days; or 2) they can eat it. In Thailand, native flowers are very cheap - i.e., the girls can afford to buy them themselves if they want flowers - and Western -style bouquets, type roses, just don't do anything for most of the girls. Please note, I'm talking about P4P situations. Thai GFs, wives, university students not involved in P4P, etc. may have an entirely different take.