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12-01-08 01:31 #69
fka Captain Solo
Posts: 2409Mother Superior Giotto
Why are you talking like Mother Superior, Giotto?
The girls who hang around the bar and pool of your convent...eh, your lodge, aren't they proclaiming and selling their virginity at least a few times a day???
Aren't we allowed to have a little fun in this forum?
Originally Posted by Giotto
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11-30-08 19:22 #68
Posts: 1146Ouch Loverboy
Originally Posted by One Wing Low
IF any of my fellow military members ARE in the shit and reading ISG, my hat is off to you, damn fine job and come home soon.
OWL, you are certainly one of a kind, I just can't figure out what kind you are.
-CPE
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11-30-08 10:47 #67
fka Captain Solo
Posts: 2409Cpexpuke
Hi CPexpat,
I heard these infantry guys are getting their asses kicked by the scrawny mujahadins in the day time, then when they get home they get pissed on by the little wifeys ... So they have to try hard to look like big macho men in ISG.
Is that true??? hehehehe...
Originally Posted by CPExpat
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11-30-08 06:45 #66
Posts: 1146Fantasy Land
Originally Posted by One Wing Low
Carrying a Colt .45, did you just get finished watch Patton or something?
I personally suspect, if you were ever confronted with this kind of situation, you would be the crying little b**ch that dimes out your friends to save your own ass.
-CPE
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11-30-08 03:28 #65
Posts: 3542OH WOW - now you're regaling everyone with how Macho you are with your Colt-45!!
Errrrr......Is that the gun or the Beer brand???!!
And again - my hats off to you on your great writing skill - you've actually made it sound as if you were in the Marines - but of course any one looking at you would just laugh their ass off!! Like I said - GREAT writing skills, making it seem that you were a marine.
OK - Marines reading all this - you gonna let OWL get away with besmirching the reputation of the Marine Corps??!
SEAJ
Ps. I note that for the past few days, my reports here comes up immediately instead of being delayed, altered or even deleted as in the past. What happened OWL???
I never claimed to have fought 4 guys anywhere. I only suggested to the guy who was robbed by the thugs at a sauna that, in the finest traditions of our US Marines Corp.'s Expeditionary Force, he should plan to fight first then negotiate later.
If he feels he could not do some serious damages to the threat, he should run quick. He would lose no face by running for his life.
If I was ever confronted by 3 guys with knives in a room without packing my favorite Colt-45, I would go on stealth mode so fast they would never see me again. I would leave it to you to make peace and ... love with the horny bastards. Please tell the board about the big butt plug you always carry, just in case your ass starts dripping like a broken faucet...hehehe.
Butt-plug diplomacy works every time, but it can be drippy...hehehe.
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11-29-08 12:05 #64
fka Captain Solo
Posts: 2409Butt-plug Diplomacy...
I never claimed to have fought 4 guys anywhere. I only suggested to the guy who was robbed by the thugs at a sauna that, in the finest traditions of our US Marines Corp.'s Expeditionary Force, he should plan to fight first then negotiate later.
If he feels he could not do some serious damages to the threat, he should run quick. He would lose no face by running for his life.
If I was ever confronted by 3 guys with knives in a room without packing my favorite Colt-45, I would go on stealth mode so fast they would never see me again. I would leave it to you to make peace and ... love with the horny bastards. Please tell the board about the big butt plug you always carry, just in case your ass starts dripping like a broken faucet...hehehe.
Butt-plug diplomacy works every time, but it can be drippy...hehehe.
Originally Posted by Weelock
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11-29-08 06:37 #63
Posts: 4689Originally Posted by SE Asia Joe
LOL, nah, I am out of here.
Giotto
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11-29-08 04:39 #62
Posts: 3542Originally Posted by Giotto
Fun and games here huh!
We oughta invite Petemc into the fray. He'll have a ball!
SEAJ
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11-28-08 15:21 #61
Posts: 1146Owl
Is this where the party is now?
I thought you had dried up and blew away since I didn't see your forum in the China area.
On Ducks, actually they hang out at certain clubs in SZ as well as work out of Duck offices. You should ask your only friend MM, seems he used to talk about being a Duck-4-Hire. I hear the HK gals like to use the ducks when they come up for shopping as well as the much older, single/divorced Chinese professional business gals.
You considering changing professions?
CPE
BTW: Do you actually know OAH? You called him little, which means you have never met him in person or you really need to get new BCD's (BCD's are the black, thick framed glasses we were issued in the military and from what I hear, your choice of style. What is BCD? Birth Control Devices, because anyone intentionally wearing them could never get laid by a gal without paying for it).
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11-28-08 08:59 #60
Posts: 3542Originally Posted by One Wing Low
You're really risking being banned by Jackson on your homosexual tendencies.
SEAJ
Ps. How was Sonny?
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11-28-08 08:41 #59
Posts: 3542Originally Posted by One Wing Low
The highlight of my ISG day. Yes. It’s worthed the wait!
Whilst I sit around jacking off!
My My My – 13 YO huh? !
But one chewing Viagra? You mean there ARE 13 YO’s who needs Viagra already? And NO, you heard WRONG!
I AM NOT old. I am ancient!
JUST LIKE YOU!
Only I don’t look like the perfect caricature of an ugly dirty old man like you!
And Cialis is my weapon of choice to impale the young maidens!
And YEAH! SEAJ. Not SJJ!
Looking at his many rambling, incoherent retorts, I just had to laugh at his crazy hopelessness. The world should know about this old man in HK who has nothing better to do than making a life in ISG, waiting for every chance to spend long hours fighting someone else' posts.
His not-so-bright approach to life makes me laugh and pity him rather than just hate him. Hehehe.
OH WOW! Now why would you want to hate?
I thought that you were the ultimate Lover? !
BTW I did mean custom jewelries. This HK girl has good taste and knows how to spend her money. Her jewelries are one-of-a-kind unique artsy designs that are hand-made by artisans. They are not the cheap costume jewelries with fake stones mass produced in HK factories which Mr. Sick Jealous Joe loves to offer his ignorant peasant GF's to buy some cheap sex. Hehehe.
I did not get into more details with her about her jewelries, fearing she may ask me to buy more for her.
CUSTOM jewelries? ! (Actually its custom-made jewelries! )
Dem went out a generation ago! Unless of course if you’re Queen Elizabeth!
Anybody with even a modicum of fashion sense knows to buy pieces from renowned Jewelry houses and actual jewelry designers. NOBODY goes and commission their own jewelry designs anymore.
"One-of-a-kind unique artsy designs hand-made by artisans" YEAH. RIGHT! But as I pointed out earlier – you DO have the gift of great writing – even if it’s all B. S!Mr. Sick Jealous Joe mixed up all the facts, events and datelines trying to prove contradictions in my posts. He did not succeed. He's taking a lot of cheap shots. He's acting more like a naughty little boy than an educated gentleman. I don't have time to engage in this kind of crazy discussions.
Anybody else is welcomed to discuss the facts I presented with hope for better understanding the girls of HK and China.
And wow – you actually mean that? ! That you really think I am "an educated gentleman" AWwwww. How thweet! You didn’t hafta compliment me!
I’ll still come back even if you didn’t compliment me! After all, where else is there on ISG where everything IS nonsense!
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11-28-08 01:48 #58
Posts: 4689Originally Posted by One Wing Low
I know that SEAJ is taking care of his ass quite well - he does not like to sit on plastic chairs. On the other hand I don't know who is really interested whether SEAJs ass is wrinkled or not. I am not!
Furthermore I ask myself how this report could get through the moderation queue, it seams to me that it contains some phrases which are very close to being personal attacks.
Congratulations to your style, OWL, once we have more moderators like you I think we better shut the whole forum down. Disgusting!
Giotto
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11-28-08 00:39 #57
fka Captain Solo
Posts: 2409The Crazy Teen-Age SE Asia Joe
I heard this SE Asia Joe is an old guy. Yet in this forum he is acting like a pimpled 13-YO boys who chews Viagra for gums, sitting around all night on his wrinkled ass, jacking off his tiny, shriveled dick, waiting for my posts to show up in ISG so he could immediately write numerous retorts....hehehehe...
Looking at his many rambling, incoherent retorts, I just had to laugh at his crazy hopelessness. The world should know about this old man in HK who has nothing better to do than making a life in ISG, waiting for every chance to spend long hours fighting someone else' posts.
His not-so-bright approach to life makes me laugh and pity him rather than just hate him....hehehe.
BTW I did mean custom jewelries. This HK girl has good taste and knows how to spend her money. Her jewelries are one-of-a-kind unique artsy designs that are hand-made by artisans. They are not the cheap costume jewelries with fake stones mass produced in HK factories which Mr. Sick Jealous Joe loves to offer his ignorant peasant GF's to buy some cheap sex...hehehe.
I did not get into more details with her about her jewelries, fearing she may ask me to buy more for her...
Mr. Sick Jealous Joe mixed up all the facts, events and datelines trying to prove contradictions in my posts. He did not succeed. He's taking a lot of cheap shots. He's acting more like a naughty little boy than an educated gentleman. I dont have time to engage in this kind of crazy discussions.
Anybody else is welcomed to discuss the facts I presented with hope for better understanding the girls of HK and China.
Originally Posted by SE Asia Joe
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11-27-08 21:54 #56
Posts: 855Originally Posted by One Wing Low 05-25-07Originally Posted by One Wing Low 05-27-07Originally Posted by One Wing Low 11-27-08
I know a lot of your reports were deleted by the moderator. Therefore some of the my proof are gone. The biggest fantasy report was you able to fight off 4 guys. Then posting scams in Shenzhen and Chang Ping, Zhuhai NEVER happens. Guessing and reading the forum I would say you are a skinny Asian guy about 5'4" 110lbs with geeky looking glasses. You are not the type of guy and it's hard to image you fighting 4 bouncers. If you think you can, try just 3 bouncers with knifes in a room. Next why do you think Chinese "Never dare to strike foreigners". These are just a few of many of your fantasies, lies and exaggerations.
You said other members attack you. It's also the other way around. For example, you blamed others because you overpaid and not telling you in Zhuhai.
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11-27-08 18:20 #55
Posts: 4689Originally Posted by One Wing Low
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Originally Posted by One Wing Low
Oh, you can tell "everything the way it is". Impressive!!! So, how do you know "the way it is" ? Do you own objectivity? Given by god to you and only you?
Giotto
PS.: I know some of this "jealous losers" personally, and I cannot confirm that all those guys are jealous losers. Damned, I begin to think that I am a "jealous loser", too. For the name calling part: What's about "Lousy Giotto", may be you did not like his paintings anyway. "Sick Jealous Giotto" doesn't sound too good.